The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Crack in the U.S.A. [11/2/09]

[Andorf64]

he now needs to appologise for two bad jokes

[hyenapeptic]

It's like he doesn't even care Kasey was at ground zero giving blood

[444Tazer]

You've got to wake up pretty late to be this stupid.

[MsAckAck]

Now the Twin Towers are on fire! That's not an improvement over the original video, you moron!

[MsAckAck]

@ghettoprince187-I say Pluto would be a good choice to keep him as far away from humanity as possible.

[HillDueceua]

okay this proves it, 9/11 WAS A CHRIS CHAN JOB

[MrAbawmidabull]

@HillDueceua spread the truth

[chimera5x2]

@HillDueceua

BEARLLA HU ACKBAR!!!!

[ecuasxaz]

Chris doesn't even know the words to God Bless America.....

[NukaCola777]

"I love America" because I can trash it and still get money to buy games.

[444Tazer]

Even in his apology, he deems it necessary to remind us Clyde is weak. And the fucking cake... god dammit. He didn't learn anything.

[IHeartBrattyPets1212]

We accept your apology like we'd accept a bag of Osama bin Laden's shit.

[Athils]

Oh, OK! Now it's all better!!!! :D

[BraceForFail]

so instead of him pretending his cursor is an airplane flying into the twin towers, he puts the burning twin towers inside of a cake

okay

[sexhaie]

we need to riot like in egypt but not to drive out obama or anyother high force of government, but we need to riot to get chris out of this country, we all need to form together, riot and protest, break shit, and demand chris-chan leave america, and we wont stop till he gets the fuck of of here.

[conchobarmanthei]

Chris is a bad american, a bad christian and a horrible human being

[CKO92]

@conchobarmanthei "Horrible" is an understatement.

[MusicalEnigma7]

Now America wants you to GTFO

[punkmonkey123]

LOL HE DOESN'T KNOW THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.

[Cokecakepopcorn]

Not his worst video...but this one relaly does make me wish i could hit him with a lead pipe, not even for the 9/11 stuff, just for how fake/lazy/stupid/annoying he is.

[DWarrior666]

Looks like burning twin towers

[DukeNukem2020]

DAMMIT STOP SINGING CHRIS! He sounds like an old man when he sings........

[darthteej1]

He could at least try NOT HAVING THE SCRIPT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!

[Jumpybeaver]

So as one O in it, not two.

[xXMissxAnthropyXx]

Yet he still has the fucking Twin Towers as candles on a birthday cake. Which are burning.

LOL

[MsDevilKitty]

I wish that cake was a lie...

[Kamikitsune0]

Umm...I do believe the cake is just as offensive... It's the twin towers BURNING on the cake... WTF is wrong with you chris-chan?! don't tell me it's the HIGH functioning autism..we aren't falling for it. I've met low functioning autistics that know there's something wrong with your behaviors/thoughts/ideas/actio­ns.

[mordredt02]

In his next apology video he'll compare Clyde to the Titanic.

[wackyben86]

@mordredt02 your theory is correct. He made a video taunting the ex-boyfriend of his recent girlfriend by using a ship made from Lego and comparing it to the Titanic and stomping on it.

[CPcomix]

putting the towers on a cake....yep thats a WHOLE lot better

[OverlordX2]

fuck you chris your such an ass shut the fuck up just go die plz go die

[didjargo]

Of course he loves America. He gets free money and never has to work for anything because he's retarded. If he lived in any other country he would have had to grow the fuck up or starve to death.

[samuraikarasu]

I wish Chris Chan was a communist in the 1950's.

[conorlydon]

of coarse he loves america ,their tax payers bought him everything he owns

[TrustabilityLost]

To show how weak he was?

Did he just imply that the Twin Towers symbolize weakness?

What an insensitive fuck!

[tw1stedgrudge]

LOL. I like how he apologises, and then comes up with what looks like the twin towers on a cake. God damn, what is this guys damage? For srs.

[ghettoprince187]

"I hope the United States deports him to the middle of the Arctic."

Nah, the Arctic is too nice for him...The sun or the moon would be a good choice

[alienshinobi84]

I can tell by the tone in his voice that he is not truly sorry.

[bealtespip123]

Chris only apologizes when people scold him. Like a little fucking kid.

[MrRubyWeapon]

chris, you deserve to be beaten and left in a ditch for that joke and this sorry apollogy >:(

[TinyToonShippuden]

Too late, Chrissy. You made your bed, now lie in it...

BTW, your apology is weak.

[Dylanthulhu]

"I cared about it's effects just like the next person."

*didn't care*

[jkf41197]

those towers stood strong for more than an hour after the planes hit there much stronger than you chris.

[turnxitxaround]

DONT WORRY GUYS

HE HAS ANOTHER JOKE!

[DarthOnizuca]

The candles STILL remind me of the twin towers. Apology NOT excepted

[bigkyle07]

i felt kind of bad for the weirdo.. but after his 9/11 joke he can rot in hell

[Un1c0RnHeinz57]

Does anyone else notice that those candles are the World Trade centers he used in his other pic? Only this time THEY WERE ON FIRE x.x

[Mandy7D7]

Is that a mouse on the cake? In between the candles?

[TimeTower21]

But WE Chris... are not proud to have you as an American.... you're a douchebag and a jackass.

[bissonnettekoff]

Oh christ, I hope he doesn't sing... I hope he-

FFFFFFFFFFFFUCK

[aquasloth]

I'm equally amused and irritated at his heavy-handed patriotism in the form of launching into song....ESPECIALLY when he DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW THE WORDS AND/OR THE MELODY. HE IS SINGING TWO DIFFERENT SONGS WITH A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THIRD MELODY THAT HE MADE UP.

[CthulhuCallsForMe]

It sounds unapologetic and forced.

He made the twin towers look like they were on fire. I hope he spontaneously combusts.

[LinkonaTrain]

Остановка оскорбительно это храбрый человек, которого вы капиталистических свиней.

[splatternick]

Somebody should hack Modern Warfare 2, so that the Terrorist's attacking the airport all look and sound like Chris-chan!

[robotdan]

there wouldn't be enough room for terrorists that fat

[CheezyBallsTrippa]

They wouldn't kill the people in the airport, just brutally rape them since everyone knows Chrissy is a virgin with rage who wants some of that china.

[TauEmpier]

Im a military man myself. Im glad that there are patriots that make us feel like we belong home and dont make us feel like some bunch of killers. However, CWC is a douchebag and I would have so much pleasure in ending his life.

[thesideshowman212]

This man should be sent over to iraq. Only problem is, he may kill off his whole squad... or shoot himself. or both.

[nethoras]

wtf is on the candles? are those somehow pics of clyde...? because I see no resemblance

[applepie181]

wow, now that looks like the towers are burning down. You got some problems

[KSIObsidianLE]

lol...anyways i got 62 dollars left, im getting modern warfare 2 for the 360.

[ICuntBelieveIt]

Hmm... I think somebody who really loved this country would know the words to the national anthem and/or God Bless America.

Is Comrade Chrissy one of those socialists I've been hearing so much about?

[thesideshowman212]

No, he's ultra right wing republican. The only problem is that he doesn't know what it stands for. Much like most of the republicans I know.

[PoBitta]

How is this moron right wing? He sits and home sucking off the dick of the government. He is the product of a PC society that will keep him on life support until he dies.

[thesideshowman212]

You would be surprised how many republicans are like that where I come from. They're republican, not knowing what the party stands for. They preach the right wing rhetoric like the sheep they are, never thinking for themselves.

Unlike chris, at least they THINK.

[PoBitta]

I am sure Chris thinks that he is lots of things. He is an accomplished writer, lover, poet, videographer, artist, video game creator, and last but not least ... The creator of Sonichu.

The little brain Godbear gave him to think with will never go outside of snorlax, bob, and the bible. He may think he is republican but he is just another cockroach.

[thesideshowman212]

you insult cockroaches. They cost you far less money.

I don't understand why he says god and "the bear". is he implying he is a Russian spy? Does he think he's a soviet man?

I hope this man never reproduces. If the child is smart, he/she has to endure her retard (and quite possibly rapist) of a father. If she's like him, She becomes fodder for us trolls.

[JustChrisLTD]

An ultra right wing republican that doesn't like working to achieve his dreams and prefers to live on people's taxes. That's a fucked up philosophy right there.

[thesideshowman212]

Basically, he preaches the removal of the very social services UPON WHICH HE RELIES.

[23rdpsalm]

Faggot please! Chris is such a fucking weasel when it comes to apologizing.

[DaddyWalrusguy]

Sometimes I can't tell which is which?

[MikuMech]

Not surprised at the horde of 9/11-anti-American trolls. They've never suffered tragedy so their desensitized mindsets think that they're somehow superior.

Anyway.

Chris- don't fuckin' apologize; you don't mean it. You're just trying to cover your own sorry lardass . People like you are responsible for lots of the bad mouthing our country so much.

Go join the army and catch bullets with that mile-wide gut of yours instead of the Americans who actually have a bright future.

[thesideshowman212]

No, Dont send him there! HE'LL FUCK UP THE WHOLE WAR EFFORT! 4 YEARS OF PEOPLE DYING POINTLESSLY AND BEING LIED TO BY OUR LEADERS FOR NOTHING!

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[ChaosKnightXD]

Ian has made way too many false apologies. Apologizing for something and then doing it again within a weeks time.

I do not trust this fat bastard on anything he says. It's his fault he gets treated this way.

[enishicz28]

he was only sad on 9/11 because he got arrested by the cops for soliciting for sex LOL

[steppres]

Don't forget the jumping out of the building!! That was equally hilarious.

[TyphoonBling]

people dying isn't funny, doesn't matter who they are you fucking cunt

[ChaiVidz]

good american who drinks his own seamen and rapes the american tax dollars as well as attempting to rape women at the mall FAIL!

Not to mention him catching the twin towers on fire in this video..

[teath123]

I wish I was this good at Photoshop.

[supercoolsunday]

god chris is a fucked up dude.

[Chroenix]

"I had no intention of offending nobody. I was only trying to offend Clyde and how he weak he is"

By comparing them to victims of a terrorist attack? Way to go, Chris, you retard.

[douboymk2]

i face palmed myself right in the eye and now it looks like ive been punched

[TubularMonkey]

So to make up for it, you take the towers, put them on a cake, and have fire coming out of them. The level of fucking retardation at work here boggles the mind.

[aztec005]

.... sniff.... hey yall, this chris feller is a true american hero. it takes guts to say that. and yea ah love america too. god bless america!!!!!!

.... what a dumb piece of shit

[BlackNoir]

He only apologizes when people are mad at him.

No other reason.

[Syzydeh]

In America.

[scttscoodoo]

Yea you only find this kind of stuff in America lol.

[DieSchwartzmann]

"I had no intention of offending anybody...i meant only to offend Clyde"

His hypocrisy knows no bounds.

[AJRichardson1981]

Exactly what is offensive about 9/11? Fucking get over it already.

[WizardShiz]

Lol yeh

[JohnKiller118]

Oh, I don't know. People died at the hands of terrorist, nothing much.

On a side note: The Holocaust was HILARIOUS!

[/sarcasm]

[AJRichardson1981]

And how many years ago was it? Like I said, get over it. People are never happier than when they are supposedly being offended.

[iyasaekki]

I'm not offended because it's a 9/11 reference, I'm offended because of his ham-fisted stupidity.

[Edfan10]

@iyasaekki O rly? I'm offended that he isn't in ANY sort of asylum or prison yet.

[RubberRoss]

I'm a baker and I find that cake offensive.

[WizardShiz]

THE CAKE IS A LIE

[tw1stedgrudge]

@RubberRoss The cake is a lie. As was the Holocaust and 9/11.

True story!

[thereaIblackcerberus]

@RubberRoss Ah, what do you care, you're gonna have your psychotic A.I. incinerate us all, anyway.

[CharlieOKane]

can this fucker do ANYTHING right?...

[GregPollard]

I reckon that is the first ever photoshop lol

[douboymk2]

ahahahahahaha that fat fucking tard!

[swampmcgee]

This is a pathetic excuse for an apology, even by Chris Chan standards. I badly want to punch him in the fucking face.

[rba718]

I'm a good American, God bless America.

Chris-chan now has everything he needs to run for president.

[robokill387]

if he has photoshop, why does he colour his comics with crayons?

[DoubleIntruder]

He can't even apologize by showing his face?

Pathetic..

Then he goes right back on his apology by making it all about him & his petty feud with Clyde Cash & showing the same twin towers as burning candles on a cake!

Just..wow..

[ALogTV]

(on Chris-chan's "Apology")

TOO LATE!!!

[ALogIsAHuegFaggot]

@ALogTV Yeah, what he REALLY should've done is write a fanfic in which several copyrighted animated characters, including a couple from Japanese hentai, react to the tragedy of 9/11.

That would've been far more tasteful, am I right, dude?

[Kytescall]

"I only wanted to offend Clyde and let him know how weak he was."

Oh I see. Only strong people make 9/11 jokes.

Yeah, that must be it.

[Kytescall]

"I hope the United States deports him to the middle of the Arctic."

You would do that to Canada? How could you? Sweet, innocent Canada?

[TheCanadianPrairies]

@Kytescall

Canada would be very, very, very disappoint.

[bissonnettekoff]

I think I speak for all Canadians when I say this: we don't want Chrissy either.

Ship him to Afghanistan and let the Taliban deal with him. :D

[RichardChaosYT]

...

Wow. Just wow.

[SonichuFan4Ever]

I don't get him at all. How exactly is this embarrassing Cash?

[onoratodanny]

Maybe Clyde Cash had a relative that died on 9/11.

[Matthawk12]

LIAR! he's a terrible american! send him to the french revolution where he can be beheaded!

I'm american too, but I don't do 9/11 jokes.

[CryMoar]

inb4 comic of Sonichu capturing Osama bin Laden in a feeble attempt to prove he gives a damn about America.

[BlueKnightNight]

Chris should think before he acts, if that's now possible, considering he will keep on saying he's autistic and don't know any better.

[fatalrob0t]

This guy's such a waste of space.

[icollectsponges]

Watching this makes me want to go French.

[shellkazuma123]

TOWEL HEAD!!!

[ChevalierAguila]

So, Chris apologizes for his previous video, then proceeds to use the exact SAME image he used for the buildings to represent candles, which are on fire. Great job there Chris.

[NewAngel4eva]

Ian has become a terrorist because he thought he'd get his 72 virgins in the afterlife.

And then Allah will laugh at his faggotry and give him all male virgins instead.

[EternityofNothing]

And they will all look like himself.

[JudeccaCocytus]

You can tell this was a half hearted apology. Not because he DID put towers on the cake but because HE DID NOT put candles on it. He just used the pics that he had saved on his desktop from his previous video cause he was doing a HALF ASS JOB, just like he does with his life.

>Autism aspie crutch bullshit

>Collects our tax money, doesn't work

>Combines two original things and claims its his own creation

We have seen the true face of sloth and it is chris chan

[shinobicorg]

i am deeply offended that he would just snuff out the beautiful burning flame of an innocent candle just to soil the glorious name of clyde cash. i insist on a double apology to all of the hard-working TRUE AND HONEST candles he offended by making this apology video.

[NullFox]

Behead those who insult Clyde Cash

[WerewolfOfTheWater]

Massive world wide level

sure...

[ashx733]

I always knew you were a terrorist!

[satriani3675]

He's just saying he's sorry so he doesn't lose his monthly tugboat

[robotdan]

after all that he still insults clyde cash... jeez i thought this was an apology video

[robotdan]

IAN THE TERRORIST

[Gamewitzer]

Till 1:14: Okay, he's sorry...I guess

From 1:15 till end: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?!

[BetoBabyy]

...How the fuck can he say he feels sad about 9/11 when he made that video? Anyone who honestly feels bad wouldn't do such a shitty thing.

....Oh wait.

This is Ian we're talking about. nvm

[holystars]

9/11 happen when i was in the 12 grade someone on youtube said that its the first seal of revelation.

[Aldrasio]

Psh, he doesn't care about the effects of 9/11. I love when he tries to act like he cares about anything other than getting laid.

[Kanadier]

Chris, you're a terrorist. Fuck off.

[PeriwinkleRaven]

Oh great, now he lit the towers on FIRE!

TRUE and HONEST American MY ASS

[Garlannd]

He clearly doesn't get why it was offensive. As he still tries to use it to compare how weak Clyde was in like the first 10 seconds of this video.

[thesideshowman212]

Now we can also accuse him of being a terrorist.

[jasop616]

lol wut?! he makes the apology then shows the twin towers ablaze? he begs to be trolled

[jokerguy89]

Jesus what version of Photoshop is that?

[ReceiveTheFlame]

lmao, a cake with the twin towers on top XD

[allhailkingarthur]

"land of the free" ...

[10191927]

I can still see the twin towers in the cake DUMBASS! God you're a fucking idiot.

[IntricateMadman3k]

He's also deleting comments left and right on that video. I left two telling him to eat his daily supplement of health human excrement, and noticed ALL of LulzIShall's comment removed. What a spineless bitch.

[10191927]

We need to spam his comments and call him "IAN THE TERRORIST".

[ShinyMarshtomp]

for all who ask: this is uploaded on ClydeGreggCashMays

[GizmoGardenia]

oh that makes sense now

[ThatKidOverThere]

Ian made this only because of what CWC said about Kacey being from a military family.

ANYTHING FOR A CHANCE AT THAT CHINA, AMIRITE IAN?

[myez]

He succumbs to troll's remorse so easily, even when he's just trolling himself.

[dykyo]

gonna kill you dead, chris.

[OSVahn]

Where is he uploading these videos?

[ilikebac0n]

i still think Chris is secretly a muslim, why else would he joke about true and honest americans dieing by jihad, its simple really when you think about it chris is a muslim

[goatmagnum]

So it was meant to show "how weak Clyde Cash is", yet that obviously means he subsequently thought the Twin Towers were week.

AMERICA

[GizmoGardenia]

I hope the United States deports him to the middle of Guatemala

[TheCWCvilleLibrary]

NO.

[10191927]

BTW Abejita. He should be deported to the Antarctic instead. There's way more space, an entire continent to be exact, then followed by miles of frigid, open ocean waters. And the only human life to be found is a research laboratory, in which case they probably wouldnt let him in anyways. Also, there's also the Sahara Desert, the Baja Desert, and the mountains of Mt. Everest as well where he can be deported into nothingness.

[GizmoGardenia]

tl;dr

[thesideshowman212]

But we may NEED Antarctica.... And everywhere else... Drop him off in a black hole- if it actually drops him into another dimension rather than killing him outright, it's THEIR problem.

[10191927]

It's hard to believe that no place in all of existance and beyond cannot withstand Chris Chan. He is truely a menace to all of creation.

[10191927]

Or he gets sent to the dark side of the moon in a space missile. And I mean strapped to the outside like in a Wily Cyote cartoon.

[thesideshowman212]

We may NEED the moon. and for that matter, ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE UNIVERSE. just send him to the sun, with all the "tobacky"...

I once said that he is a living contradiction to the law of energy conservation. He eats something and it doesn't come back out as work. It simply gets deposited as fat. as no self respecting microbe would actually decompose his body, the energy is, in effect, lost. In short, CHRIS-CHAN IS SPEEDING UP THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE!

[10191927]

I hope no one takes any offense to this. I never, never use this word. But Chris, is EXACTLY what I would consider to be Nigger in every sense of the word. Chris is the only human being I would use this word for, he is truely worthy of it.

[robotdan]

more like a DOUBLE NIGGER

[10191927]

That works as well.

[Mastamoose]

...He has the lyrics wrong. Lol.

[EVILASSPIRANHA]

The Twin Towers are still in the candles. That camel-riding, turban wearing, AK-wielding, carpet flying Sand Niggo. He's 72 virgins away from being a member of Al Qaeda.

[thesideshowman212]

*Cough*bullshit*cough*

[TwelveFortySix]

Chris is an egotistical prick that will say and do anything to make himself seem better than others.

long story short, he doesn't really mean this. He has no sympathy, no compassion and most of all no patriotism.

Unless it means pretending to have those things gets him china.

[thesideshowman212]

He has fox news style patriotism. aka say whatever gets him what he wants.

so.... yeah, pretty much what you said.

[CheezyBallsTrippa <]

In the words of Don West, He's nothing but a SELFISH PRICK!