It's a relief isn't it? I find these days it works best if I hit 'pause' right at the beginning and then do some emails instead. Or are you still talking about the pig?
When you're in a top beat group like The CTs money's no object matey (although I don't think the scriptwriting team have yet been paid for this particular blockbuster). You should join a band that does some proper gigs. I've played in Urmston, me!
Yes, I thought I saw you biting your lip and holding back a tear as you watched us last Friday. No, Mr Jumpy, I'm sorry, but you'll never be a big city band like us and will have to content yourself with those gigs you do out in the sticks; Glastonbury, Cropredy - generally places that end with a "y". I could put a word in for you round Burnley or Bury, but probably best if you just forget about Urmston (and certainly Ashton!). No point in torturing yourself - it never stops... Mister Bat x
I sit duly humbled. Erfurt mein arsch! I reckon that's Fazakerley, or maybe Kirkby, or even Huyton-with-Roby? I do like the Spielbergesque appearance of the hat halfway through! Could Roddie slip us the tab so we can cover it? I once got called a 'pimmel fresser' over in The Fatherland but always thought of myself as more of a 'funz knutscher'. Liked 'The Bus To Bottenschein' (which by my Muffin gig rules should be Bottenscheiny, which you have to agree is more in keeping with the lyric) too.
Saw Mr Burgess this very day, undertaking me in a big wagon exuding serious fumes, maybe you should give him the 20 quid you owe him so he can get the vehicle through it's next MOT, or maybe to get some new drumsticks.
Ah yes, he's off with the remains of Lindisfarne (the band, not the island. Obviously. The island wouldn't go in even a very big van would it?) for a while. Twenty duly refunded some while back but couldn't be arsed redoing the titles. And anyway you van-driving-faced ba*tard, how can he undertake you unless you're in the wrong lane?
I like the bit when it stopped.
egonspoonrace 2 years ago
It's a relief isn't it? I find these days it works best if I hit 'pause' right at the beginning and then do some emails instead. Or are you still talking about the pig?
SvenVanBat 2 years ago
never mind the big budget movies in over the top locations! get the bloody website sorted out!
jumpy2112 3 years ago
When you're in a top beat group like The CTs money's no object matey (although I don't think the scriptwriting team have yet been paid for this particular blockbuster). You should join a band that does some proper gigs. I've played in Urmston, me!
SvenVanBat 3 years ago
i used to dream about playing in Urmston: ah well, another of lifes ambitions that'll probably never be fulfilled "sigh"
If only we could find a scriptwriter! But a TEAM of scriptwriters! Oh how the other half live!
jumpy2112 3 years ago
Yes, I thought I saw you biting your lip and holding back a tear as you watched us last Friday. No, Mr Jumpy, I'm sorry, but you'll never be a big city band like us and will have to content yourself with those gigs you do out in the sticks; Glastonbury, Cropredy - generally places that end with a "y". I could put a word in for you round Burnley or Bury, but probably best if you just forget about Urmston (and certainly Ashton!). No point in torturing yourself - it never stops... Mister Bat x
SvenVanBat 3 years ago
big names? over the top locations? see the video response above and weep young man
jumpy2112 3 years ago
I sit duly humbled. Erfurt mein arsch! I reckon that's Fazakerley, or maybe Kirkby, or even Huyton-with-Roby? I do like the Spielbergesque appearance of the hat halfway through! Could Roddie slip us the tab so we can cover it? I once got called a 'pimmel fresser' over in The Fatherland but always thought of myself as more of a 'funz knutscher'. Liked 'The Bus To Bottenschein' (which by my Muffin gig rules should be Bottenscheiny, which you have to agree is more in keeping with the lyric) too.
SvenVanBat 3 years ago
Saw Mr Burgess this very day, undertaking me in a big wagon exuding serious fumes, maybe you should give him the 20 quid you owe him so he can get the vehicle through it's next MOT, or maybe to get some new drumsticks.
sinfuldrarson 4 years ago
Ah yes, he's off with the remains of Lindisfarne (the band, not the island. Obviously. The island wouldn't go in even a very big van would it?) for a while. Twenty duly refunded some while back but couldn't be arsed redoing the titles. And anyway you van-driving-faced ba*tard, how can he undertake you unless you're in the wrong lane?
SvenVanBat 4 years ago
Inspiring,
Mister Bat, or can I call you Sven?
On second thoughts, I think I can guess the response....
Looking forward to the outtakes!
sinfuldrarson 4 years ago
Clearly up there with the greats. How do you do it? A stylist departure from Mr Bat Goes Shopping but a triumph nonetheless.
PS: Do you think you might have a little too much time on your hands?
drewdi 4 years ago