Pablo Francisco - Death Metal Band

[VersionBest]

ROFLMAO LOL HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CME561]

"darkness falls across the land, the midnight hours are close at hand" Hahahahahahahah i died when I heard that part idk why lmao. I gotta see this dude live

[METALKILLSemosNpunks]

Fucking ignorant!

[1untamedwolf]

That's David blood clot from Decomposure. Classic. Pablo is truly one of the greatest comics alive today. So talented, so engaging... perhaps he should consider running for President. Imagine, if you can, how funny the next "State of the Union" speech would be? Ha! Suddenly just about everyone would be tuning in.  After all, the shortest distant between two people... or two nations... is a laugh.

[samurixxxx]

kind of dull.....sorry bot i don't find it funny

[epiccustoms1]

fuck you stven1996 go suck a dick

[epiccustoms1]

fuck you hot topic is bad ass

[HappyTroll100]

ISA CORSISA

[SangreEternaOfficial]

youtube.com/user/SangreEternaO­fficial <------- Good Creature Metal stuff !!!

[stven1996]

IF U PLP CANT STAND OUR PERSONALITY WELL FUCK U ALL!!!!!!!!

UR PATHETIC!!!!

[insanum666]

@stven1996 relax its just a joke

[stven1996]

DEATH METAL IS AWESOME IF U DONT LIKE IT WELL FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!THIS AINT FUCKING LINKIN PARK!!!!!

[cro508]

this guy is shit.

[cruelpulse]

@cro508 aw boo boo watch something else.

[cro508]

@cruelpulse i will!

[sabukunogaara51]

Isa ko sisa means ` Isa like breast` in serbian

makes it much more funny for me

[vikfk]

God, I love his bimbo voice!!!

[Nixel85]

2:02 - Cookie Monster

[ChoPhilly13]

Awesome comedian XD

Also smokin hot chick at 0:57 :D

[Craftydice]

If pablo sang like that in a band id go see him.

[antonioOO00OO]

@csmccarty. No doubt son, if periphery, protest the hero, queens of the stone age, animals as leaders, them crooked vultures, and sikth are emo...throw whatever label you want on me bro.

[csmccarty]

you can tell who all of the emo people are because their comments are all butthurt...

[antonioOO00OO]

@ChoPhilly13 as in the people who bought tickets to be there? I 'd hope so, that'd be a pretty moronic move to willingly pay for something you dont like.

[LedSatriani]

I thought this was funny, and I like death metal. It's actually not that easy to make death metal, it's really technical and complicated. And about Hot Topic, at the one I go to, all the people that work there are just hot girls that are only a little goth (black hair and eyeliner). I've never even seen a goth person there.

[BradleySandell]

@LedSatriani lol

[armyman8005]

Misa ko sisa, lajk ako si Srbin i ovo si procitao!!! :D

[losebiramnickove]

@armyman8005 Nisam Srbin al sam isto pomislio i umiro od smijeha :D

[nesafox]

@armyman8005 hahahahahahhaha do jaja :D

[antonioOO00OO]

4 1/2 min of the same exact thing? I don't care for death metal and I figured I should enjoy this, but this guy is lame repetitive and annoying.

[ChoPhilly13]

@antonioOO00OO That's why everybody else watching is laughing....'you're' lame, shaddap

[csmccarty]

@antonioOO00OO i'm guessing you're emo.

[PlatoBear7]

He dissed Hot Topic! But I can't bring myself to hate him for it! XD

[jaredqwerty]

@PlatoBear7 hot topic is for pussies....

[gravityblast07]

@jaredqwerty used to sell decent black metal shirts and death metal cds and such and industrial but now its all scenie

[holyhandgrenad3]

Hey popohomo, shut the fuk up no one gives a shit case you didnt realize this is comedy, not meant to be taken seriously. Similar to your life

[popopopo230]

STEREOTYPIC BITCH. HOTTOPIC IS FOR EMOS. NOT METALHEADS.

[athelia4444]

@popopopo230 said the emo hater... :))))))) I just remembered why I quit subcultures... They are so pretentious and shallow... I can listen to music at home too.

[nameless989]

EESAA CORRSEESAAWW

[Texas713rock]

Hilarious!!!

[Yojiibochan]

HELLRAISER... arrGHHH! <3

[hannarocks10]

 i love him hahahahaha

[TheGiggles1989]

Lmao

[oczytejmalej20]

Genial!

[Rakehell007]

Haha how do you write the lyrics, reminds me of a WBTBWB - I Shot The Sheriff video that had all the lyrics in the description haha xD

[sunburningstare]

cause wetback`s songs are that much better

lol at pitbull

[DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO]

i want to get a good laugh, let me walk into the hot topic store

[HeyyLookItsAlex]

I agree there are some creepy people at Hot Topic, but I saw a girl working there the other day, and she was absolutely beautiful.

[MayVickihi925]

so let me show you how far i can go

[hatesgames]

@UrbanZ0mbie Pablo? Is that you? (pfff...)

[Subscribing1]

It sounds like he's making fun of black metal, not death metal

[hatesgames]

Does he try to riff until its not funny then switches to the movie voice to get the laugh? A lot of repitition. Kind of annoying.

[UrbanZ0mbie]

@hatesgames some comedians only joke about politics, some only jokes about racial issues, some use a dummy to make jokes, this guy makes random voices.

It works for him bro if you can't enjoy it then find one you can.

[TheKenner89]

He is funny about a topic is not really familiar with.

[SmokingJoePot]

You want your receipt sir?? lol

[pezinaris]

So many views and no top comment?

[randomlimit27]

@DickChute so ur saying 11,686 people are either stoned and/or brain dead. hmmm really hard to follow that logic :P

[lozgan]

CM'ON LET'S GO FOR PUSSIES!

[METAAAAALYEAH]

I hate Death Metal, but it seems like he doesn't know a damn thing about it and he's generalizing.

[LUK4beatz]

I can't believe really arguing on a youtube comedy video.. Youtube people are funny.

I listen to metal too, and i don't mind i know he's joking plus he's an oldies dude , but still funny lol

[randomlimit27]

@DickChute haha dude of course it doesnt. hes MAKING FUN of it. im a huge metalhead and i still found this hilarious xD

[fuckyiuyiu]

David Bloodclot from Decomposure. Haha no one can rip on people like Pablo

[winston506]

haha sounds like jabba the hut

[DelmyJerryvt700]

also i am ur girl

[coldstaind91]

Metal that goes as far as death metal fucking sucks...no different from rap. The great metal is alterative metal, hard rock, or heavy metal like early Slipknot and Killswitch Engage.

[mak4Ron]

@coldstaind91 slipknot? killswitch engage? better than death metal? Man, you are fucking stupid.

[coldstaind91]

@mak4Ron Says the dickhead with David Hasselhoff as his profile pic

[SoundChiefProduction]

@coldstaind91

Thats your opinion

Dont say its sucks generally

[gabemondry]

OK I listen to metal and I find this hilarious

[shredder303]

@halfkeith thats his one flaw for sure.

[murrburr3]

Damn, if he thinks the folks at hot topic are weird, he hasnt seen anything

[OrethaStarrhl262]

ehm Be ready to jump to the world full of pleasure

[DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO]

i literally laughed for 5 minutes 

[sodapop554]

It's funny, although he went just a tad too far. Not all death metal is so heavy you can't understand it. A lot of it does have meaning to, not sure what off the wall concert he went to lol. There are bands like that out there though. They try to imitate the good 1s but end up producing some of the biggest bs around.

[B1scotti]

@sodapop554 I agree somewhat. It was hilarious though. I love death metal regardless.

[countmorgoth]

watch?v=A9DhbZat5q8

[3732334]

ok anything for pussy cmon lets go lol

[driftster99]

the very first time that i saw this video i couldnt stop laughing my ass off lol

[MrAlexkyra]

HE SMOKED SOME SHEESHA!

[MusicForThePeoples]

HE SAW GOD'S SEESAW

[king1991c]

BEST CLIP EVER!!!!!!!!

[coramejia87]

erm cute girl waiting to be discovered

[Metal69Rush]

He's also right about the cookies monster and jabba the hut comparison to death metal vocals. It's the best of the heavy metal genre, imo.

[NAMEMEPLEASE]

HE SAW COOL SEESAW!

[Metal69Rush]

David blood clot from decomposure! Lmmfao. Only a metalhead would find this hilarious.

[tkkmr4]

@Metal69Rush guess im a meth head cause i was laughing so hard i started to cry ''have u ever walked in ther?.....can you help me ....*****(dano how to spell wut it sounded like)....AHHH'' XD

[Brittanyraves702]

@Metal69Rush lolololololololol

[MrIplaybaseball]

He's gotta be high on something, but I'm ok with that.

[mTt3n]

He's good at sound effects, that's about it.

[PlatoBear7]

I love hot topic but the thing he said with the zombie sounding thing happened to me once!!! XD

[Rhaxma]

@PlatoBear7 What the fuck, you love hot topic? NO. JUST NO.

[raptortomcat]

THERES A LEAK SOMEWHERE!

[xy294]

anyone knows that death metal song ? i love the instrumental :D ! BTW THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHA

[xXxMRTCAFFSxXx]

do yu want ur reciept sir? lmfaaaao

[lastmondaypast1]

peircings are pretty stupid. You dont really see adults getting them for a good reason.

[THEPROS1]

im a homo



[Darknight805]

Catina song from star wars mate

[Zekosmin]

what`s the song at 2:45?

[bullballs96]

@Zekosmin Look up that song on you tube. A really cool version on a Chapman stick...

[KaedeIzume]

Haha I used to have four lip rings (double spiderbites) and now I have 2, but I don't know why people are finding it offensive. His job is to make money! Play on ANYTHING to make people laugh and get money!! I find him fucking hilarious.

[iPopRockAndHipedyHop]

LOL "can you help me sir?" "-freakish animal noise-" ROFLLLLL XD HAHAHAA i couldnt breathe. that noise was hilarious!

[straightblessed]

haha love it wow this guy is awesome he needs to be in movies !!!

[zfan2591]

@straightblessed I don't want him to sell out though, like *cough Dane Cook

[VishalGReturns]

Which band is he imitating?

[avazagorath]

SUCKS

[TheMobileBush]

@RosiPierce hes just makin a joke that happens to be fuckin hilarious. relax dude :D

[airdrumchick]

Pablo the best!!! Check out my deathmetal video for some serious grunts! xxxxxx

[trogdor714]

1,206 people are slitting their wrists

[thegeekifier]

@trogdor714 and work at Hot Topic

[TheBigSmooth97]

ISA CO SEESAW

[saturnianspire]

Man his Cantina Song from Star Wars impression was spot on the money!

[pontos151]

I love walking past people and saying "ISHAAA KOSISHHAAA" lol! People get so terrified!

[SviSmoMiIsti]

O mamu ti jebem ludu hahahahhaha

[ralphis411]

1205 got a metal bloodclot in their brainssss.

[NoGutss]

I Hear ISCA SEESISHAW

[VenusNemiDoom]

Lmao I love this guy!

[SchizoManatee]

lol ISA CORSISA. Bands these days can't fucking enunciate for shit.

[AfroChubby]

Shut up and enjooy the stand up!!

[robinhoodsun]

this shit is funny

and i dig deicide and brujeria.

somemetalheads are insecure

[Hallaladies]

death metal is brainwashing music

[tylerdurden3891]

Dude, how do you spell 'Hggggaaaahhhhh"?

[xisengrinx]

Hilarious, but it would've been better if he actually growled some Death Metal, and not did the Haka from the New Zealand Rugby Team :P

[Elgeneral41151]

I can wait to see him in the improv in Orlando in a month.

[brightlights456X]

lol 0:16

Thats right love. That why he went with you to see Britney Spears!

[2goldplz]

Uffhh.. stand up comedy.. boring crap.

[ashdefpot]

@2goldplz then why are you watching?

[MeMyselfAndVincent]

@2goldplz then don't watch it ...

[chanceyman1]

@2goldplz "Uffhh.." why'd you bother commenting on this faggot? boring crap

[2goldplz]

@chanceyman1

Boring crap.

[potasiu2]

ISA CORSISA 

[MusicForThePeoples]

@potasiu2 No no I think it's HE SAW GOD'S SEESAW

[DeedsOfDesolation]

he sounds like jabba the hut

[FugginSlayer]

He better not be talking about Cannibal Corpse

[coldstaind91]

@FugginSlayer Cannibal Corpse sucks...probably just because the one person I'd love to brutally kill in this world listens to them.

[FugginSlayer]

@coldstaind91 Umm ok ? I don't really know how to respond to that.

[StannosWorld]

whats the song at 2:44

[Segurado81]

@StannosWorld I do believe it's the tune some alien band is playing on episode 4 of Star Wars, on the first or one of the first appearances of Han Solo

[yadilove818]

Dude how do you spell HAAAAA!

[yadilove818]

eesah cor seesahh!

[zetareticuliband]

Vocals were never the main focus of death metal, its the guitars and drumming.

[sillybilly532]

he i work at hot topic and its not scary lol

[AvaddonKa]

i wish i could be with that girl :( rare to find hot girls who love metal T_T

[salvarhoads]

This next song is from my first album "fight for a stuped cause" HAHAHAHA EPiC

[MrTemposss]

this song is about politics and isreal HELL YEA :)

[edgeduderocks]

Never heard of this comedian.

[lovemaster579]

those lights on the left look like iron mans eyes

[xBurzurkurx]

he's a comedian, calm the fuck down. I'm a die hard death metalhead, but hes a comedian, he has to make fun of it to make those people laugh and gain the audience, and to me it looks like alot of them aren't into death metal so he used that to his advantage, and if he really is that against death metal who gives a shit, the death metal community can handle just fine without him :D funny shit though i'm gonna admit

[warpig34]

I like listening to some heavy metal and I found this hilarious! It's true! I can't understand what the hell Cannibal Corpse is singing about like two thirds of the time I'm listening to it! And the Hot Topic part? Spot on. Loved this vid.

[OzzyIV]

Fuk u haters diz shit funny as fuk

[xxguitargirl94xx]

What is this shit? I've clicked on this video to see a death metal band. I hate comedians, they are never funny, not even once I laughed on what they were saying.

I'd rather listen to a person that tells proper jokes!

What a fag!

[ikilledmacdre]

@xxguitargirl94xx heres a proper joke...your face.

[xxguitargirl94xx]

@ikilledmacdre Hahah! It's really funny! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[xxguitargirl94xx]

@ikilledmacdre Actually thanks a lot for your supportive comment because this explains that I'm more funny than this guy! Hahaha!

Maybe I should be a comedian, haha jokes! If I were a comedian people would probably die from laughing at my joke, eh?

[vanbeek16]

Sounds like he is saying

Opel Corsa

ahahahha:P

[panteracfh6]

I LOVE death metal and this shit is so hilarious!!! xD to every metalhead who comes across this video and gets mad and talks shit needs to calm the fuck down and take a fucking joke. :P

[MetaLMieOw62]

yeaah..not really funny..and about metal..metal will allways kick you ass..lil princes joker

[MrGeyzer]

@MetaLMieOw62 Um dude dont get mad i like medal too and its funny. Just like people make jokes about gay people , they dont take it seriously

[MetaLMieOw62]

@MrGeyzer maybe il laugh if it woul be funny but it;s worst then a pice of shit so go and play with _|_ cuz i dont care about who the fuck you are m8

[ybre666]

ridiculo. por dinero hace el ridiculo. jajaja for mobey do this this. muther fucker.

[skarogiannis86]

he's a monster creature..

ISAAA!!!!!!!

[captainwolf1]

eesawkoseesaw

[NaNelidame315]

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[jashepo]

haha pablo is being hated by the freaks/creatures!!

haha fuck those guys they smell like shit anyways,

and pablo keep doing youre thing youre hilarious!

that is all..

[coolcat1o1787]

I love hot topic its one of my favorite stores next to spencers and claries

[malmberg69]

1195 people are monster singers!!

[jashepo]

@malmberg69 hahaha bet they are!

[hatriarch]

This guy is so fucking ignorant.

[MrGeyzer]

@hatriarch  how?

[NoobsxGalore]

Your cool for talking shit over the internet lol Glasses up to you stupid motherfuckers ♥ Good job on no lifing homos

[ganryu184]

Christ ppl need to get a fucking grip, he's a fuckin stand up comedian, not an asshole. Metal heads or not, if you take this seriously than your pretty pathetic.I'm a fuckin metalhead and I find this hilarious because I can take a joke and I don't take shit to heart. Pablo is a great comedian and is as original as it gets, so fuck off haters. I am happy now.

[tharbk01]

@ganryu184 u knw...we sing about politics in israel ok. its badass. i sound like a creature! so dont make fun

Pay attention,That asshole is making fun of Rammistein without fucking saying there name....The way he was talking kinda sounded like German....what a prick