Louis C.K.-Chewed Up part 5

[NaomiGower]

Well I do want to f you but you wont let me so f you anyway! hahahahahahahaa

[clumpft]

Loui's timing is impecable.

[RVJEDI]

Im getting a rapey vibe from this girl lol

[MsKathrynWalters]

I friggin' love Louis CK. <3

Never laughed soo hard.

[Davith1988]

You're not a woman until people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams. LOL

[riotpoliceTRELL]

i wonder if his wife approved of his jokes about her.. haha

[yomi001]

@riotpoliceTRELL His wife is a cunt. Soooo... probably not. lol. but they're divorced now so it's cool.

[CoreyAlanMullinax]

Long chewed up nipples.....it's what's for dinner........

[TheLast2nd]

"When women go wild they kill men and drown their kids in a tub" xD

[TheLast2nd]

"I would just.. Bhh.. CAN I FFUCK YOU?" there goes my rib.

[Theconsumor]

Can someone send me a picture of his wife, he talks about her all the time and i wanna see what she looks like

[Gammodore]

George Carlin was a huge influence for Louis

[shoussam]

THUMBS UP FOR GEORGE CARLIN, RIP!!!

[Ciweman]

Oh crap, that "Dedicated to George Carlin" just broke me

[dzwadziescia]

dedicated to george carlin... i'm touched

[Ellington3]

Louis CK is just stellar! : )

[an50331]

so good

[smgt90]

women gone wild LMAO

[fatalonewo1f]

funny, "could i fuck u?"

[UntitledHome]

"Dedicated to George Carlin."

Thank you.

[Vindrutetorkaren]

He's sofa king funny. 

[cycleman88]

GOD DAMN this man is funny. all hail, Louis C.K.

[kuriosity89]

"You're not a woman until people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams."

[mikeycomets3347]

idk why but from 5:00 and on i was fucking crying i was laughing so hard lmao

[ericstranne]

I decided to count, and said fuck 79 times.

Still, it was funny as hell :)

[Jazzfjes]

You're a woman when people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams

[ljsmedia]

Dude is brilliant! First time ive seen this... awesome written set..Cheers!

[luigifan73]

This is great, thank you so much.

He is just so hilarious, made my jaw. My jaw and sides are in beautiful pain now thanks to this amazing man.

[rmc412]

5:00 - 5:10 I'm in tears

[caservaz]

I fuckin love this guy!!! :)

[pele6922]

1 dislike? There always has to be one asshole.

[PkrBarMovie]

@pele6922 its me... feeling brave behind your computer huh? I'll... FUCK YOU UP!

[pele6922]

@PkrBarMovie yup...asshole..go suck a bag a dicks :-)

[PkrBarMovie]

@pele6922 well, you ain't funny you piece of shit.

[TheRoguesCorner]

That explanation of girls and women is outstanding.

[alejandrovasquez28]

"Dedicated to George Carlin" Best part!

[TheConciseStatement]

[Filming wife in the shower.]

"Fuck you! Get the fuck out of here! FUCK OFF!"

[limespider8]

This guy shows us to ourselves. It disturbs me in the best possible way.

[gregorcollins]

"You think I'm gonna rape you in the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?"

[bongodrumms]

I love the eyebrows at 1:07 xD

[destined2sleep]

i noticed in credits he mentioned a few famous stand ups, but not Bill Hicks. I find this strange as i have noticed he adopts a lot of mannerisms from Hicks. Particularly facial expressions.

[jinglesvohu]

No holds barred comedy! I love it!

[samenobangohan]

This guy is fucked up!!!

And I loved him for that!!! hahahahaha

[neuroxik]

I thought real humor died away with George Carlin, but he's up to him

[RocksBodybuilding]

This stand up was absolutly amazing

[spazworrier]

Why the hell do people keep bringing up Dane Cook in Louis' videos? He's a cunt who should be shot in the mouth like a baby deer.

[IamAlastair]

@spazworrier cuz dane cook steals louis cks material

[Wallflowerstories]

love how this is dedicated to george carlin, just makes the whole show better :)

[RicoFangirl14]

You're not a woman until people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams.

[petdance]

@RicoFangirl14 Why did you post this?

[ranjkris]

Damn I had an assignment to complete, and I watched this shit non-stop from part 1 to 5 ! louis Ck FTW

[jaiBavet]

i didnt really like his show... but damn, is there a better stand up comedian?

[MomDadsendcashplease]

@jaiBavet yes, and his name is Bill Burr

[conradkolo]

I just watch all 6 parts of "Shameless", all 5 parts of "Chewed up"... Jesus fucking Christ, my sides, my jaw, lungs. EVERYTHING HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH!!!

This guy is the greatest discovery i ever made. He is hilarious!!! XD !!!!

[BlitzBaller0]

Louis C.K. > Dane Cook

[drumforlife720]

@BlitzBaller0 dude that shouldnt even be in the same equation

[LefteesAssassin]

CAN I FUCK YOU!?!?! XD

[TRiLLSiPPiN]

I want a girl who can enjoy watching Louis CK with me.

[seroyer2]

@TRiLLSiPPiN Girls are too dumb to understand whats funny.

[PlanetDreamers]

@seroyer2 that's total bullshit I'm a girl and I know what's funny I laughed my ass off at this video and almost died

[NaomiGower]

@PlanetDreamers yeah me too!

[outtenmaru]

@TRiLLSiPPiN hello :P

[sinekonata]

I just found out about this awesomely amazing guy and I must say that he made for me learning english worth it all by himself...

[mavriksfan11]

I know it's comedy, but Louis CK does not seem like the kind of guy you'd want to be friends with. He seems really cynical and kind of like a downer. Which is funny, but not in real life with actual conversations with your friends.

[cesar10rockemo]

@mavriksfan11 thanks for that bit of information, next time i meet up with him i'll think about this comment...

[bark1]

@mavriksfan11 there's a difference between a stage persona and real life. they're not entirely unrelated, but certainly distinct. based on what i've heard in interviews, i think anybody would be lucky to know and converse with Louis CK.

[sci12347]

what am i supposed to do now if i watched it



[Stevenbadman]

I was so moved when I saw that line "Dedicated to George Carlin", my idol, I was just thinking "This guy is the best thing / best exponent of G. Carlin since the old master died"...

[Tnat1on]

Thumbs up for George Carlin!

[roberto8torres]

scroll up your missing it!

[Fisticuffer245]

Its 1AM here in Woodland Hills CA and I should be doing a research paper due in about 7 hours.....yet I stayed up to finish this stand up special and I feel completely awake and ready to finish this paper. Louis CK is without a doubt the great comedian of our time and continues to prove that with stand up specials like this! Well im off to finish this paper hope you all have a great day GO LOUIS YOUR THE MAN!!!!!

[11REAPER00]

press 7 repeatedly

[johnnymoe4321]

How can a comment get more likes than the video itself?

[liquid49286]

If you want to see Louis CK: Hilarious, go to epix. Then register for a free 14 day trial ( just use any E-mail you can remember), then find hilarious. Its under epix originals. THEN, you MUST choose "watch with friends", and it will work!!! Whole new show free, I swear to god. Thats for you, the fans that saw the whole show here.

[itsadeepburn]

soooo...this guy is my new hero.

[jamathedrummer]

Thank You For Uploading These Awsome Videos!

You FAGGOT CUNT NIGGER!

=] hahaha

[ownage056]

seen this on tv and shit my pants lol

[Hendrixes]

"you're not a woman untill people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams"

kinda sad, but still funny in some weird way

[paulmendota]

i met a girl like that tried several times it was weird she even call me dad once wtf

[MadSkeelz16]

@paulmendota that would have been really funny if it actually happened

[paulmendota]

@MadSkeelz16 it did serious i was like "does she want e to rape her"? the third time i tried she said dad out of now where I was almost dramatized

[MadSkeelz16]

@paulmendota Traumatized* and ok I believe you

[maxxymaxxy85]

Awesome.... thanks!!

[FTGAITSBTD]

thumbs up if you watched 1-5 non stop :)

[ThePowerExcess]

@FTGAITSBTD It is OBVIOUS that we all did that, at least that's what i though. I found out later that the first couple of parts have 20k views, this one only has 3.6k.

[EliteXxTaNkXx]

@FTGAITSBTD WOW 1042 likes

[FTGAITSBTD]

@EliteXxTaNkXx haha i know... its funny that the comment got more likes than the actual video...

[ActionScripter9109]

@FTGAITSBTD 1134... dayum... at this rate you'll hit 1337 in no time!

[ghostsshAdow234]

@FTGAITSBTD

Duh

[rbenben14]

Thanks for the posts!

[IWANT2WINITOUCH]

thanks for posting these man this man is the funniest man ever