Woody Allen - Stand up comic: Kidnapped

[ancientstaffpub]

holy shit this actually made me laugh

[nopathtofollow1]

0 dislikes. don't be that asshole.

[MissMileysFan1]

ahahah <3

[darkfey1963]

KGON midnight Comedy Hour,late 70s,highschool.I went out and found the album;treasured it.was stolen,and I haven't heard this stuff since.Thank you for posting it!!!

[kulza23]

Thumbs up if Harford brought you here.

[9theAwfulbet]

Hernia was the best! And the immense charm bracelet. :) whacha!

[Elwood1992]

Woody's stand-up routines are so incredibly good, I wish he had done more of them because listening to him speak is just as good as (if not better than!) watching any of his films. Let's face it, his best films are all about him portraying his characters. It's what he's good at; the rest of the actors are just like tools or clever plot devices to him in those films. What a great writer, what a great performer and what a great artist this man is, unbelievable.

[jonasz1992]

Keep the kid !!!

[superearthbender]

I really don't find him funny, I'm wondering if that's just a difference in culture. Could the 50's really have been that different?

[buscadoradesuenos]

@superearthbender no...everybody has diffrent taste....maybe u like richard pryor...dane cook...george carlin...chris rock...lenny bruce...

[superearthbender]

@buscadoradesuenos No. I don't. I suppose that was my conveyed basis was that I didn't like him, but I was really referring to his stand up. His acting is great.

[KITCHENOFDISTINCTION]

Brilliant sketch, just wish there was more Woody Allen stand up available on CD.

[ZenBarracuda]

I love this story. Pure genius.

[notjustin]

i am surprised at how clever that is

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

this one was played on the dr demento show

where is the one about the dogs???

[praetorian2150]

lol and the fbi says, "keep the kid". lol so funny

[RasMajnouni]

Mother! Does anyone have the tape of Woddy Allen's in which he has gone South to register voters and he's kidnapped by the KKK? All the time he's saying in a Brooklyn accent "Grits,grits" "y'all"

[RussinTirnaNog]

@RasMajnouni I have the L.P. with it. The club years /65

[RasMajnouni]

@RussinTirnaNog "I had one second before I would die and somebody else's life is flashing before my eyes".

[ghtygh2001]

I don't think Woody hated stand-up at all. I think he hated the travelling and it was probably laziness as well.

[henrycrumm]

pml i LOVE this one

"cus i figured you know what the hell, i was home that week from college any how" XD

"and he read half of it, you know, and he got drowsy and fell asleep"

my two fav bits :D