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  • Cool stuff,but Your balls is on the line when doing this move

  • Can this be used in D1 wrestling?

  • how do you get out of this?????

    AND

    can you kill someone in this????

  • @redstardustdemon135 you can get out of this, right when he turns to hes side.. and the other question, well i just ignore that one though

  • @ballinupcrazy stereotypes aren't just given to Americans. Tons of Americans stereotype English people, Mexicans.. Ect. It's just something every ignorant person does, not to say all people do though.

  • @indijonez777 Why would you watch this video then? You obviously know nothing of Jiu Jitsu.

  • lol press 8 then 5

  • press 9 and over

  • 5 over and over

  • Press 1 over and over

  • press 8... push push:DD

  • Nice moves and techniques....but this is the 21st century and everyone has a Gun...it's like a condom when you are at a club or strip joint......NEVER get caught without one.

  • @TheRegimelife less than 20% of the american population owns a gun, thats defenetly not everyone, not even close

  • @TheRegimelife Why are you talking about guns its not a self defence move its for mma and ufc. Go back to history class because people had guns 100s of years a go.

  • @TheRegimelife

    Lol... americans.. no not everyone has a gun, every american has, thats the sad part about america:)

  • @crackfug non-americans always assume the stereotypes about americans are true thats the sad part about non-americans:) okay just playing but seriously i dislike when people put use others like the regimelife as an example for all americans

  • there is one mistake on this video - when you give the opponent his hand on his chest, you dont hold his second hand. So in real figt, he would pull his right hand back and escape....you have to hold his both hands!

  • @90polly90

    he wont be able to escape if ur fast enough, u'll lock him with ur legs:)

  • i always tap ppl with triangle. i am god.

  • @abigef and Livenderrr...this two are dickheads....ahahahahahha!

  • press 5 6 and 7

  • Clearly random people commenting "what if I would bit his dick" dont know how to place something in the propper context. This is a training video explaining the technique. If he would be in a mma fight this would go 10 times as fast and the strength in his legs would be a lot more not even giving him a chance to bit whatever.

    Second, MMA aint streetfighting. There are still some rules beig applied to te fight to keep it honorable and not just a lousy stab and run fight.

  • it should be called how to force your partner into a blowjob

  • Why are people involving weapons and MMA? ITS MMA, NOT A STREET FIGHT. Cocksuckers.

  • its MMA not streetfight, but you can fight him and try bite his dick if you dare, coocksucker

  • press 6 xD (with sound on) ... That's so stupid... but funny

  • what if the defender knew that attacker wud bite his dick there....may be he wud fart on his face and suffocate him with the gutter stink!!!

  • Press 7 over and over

  • 0:27 i seems to be,that he like to have a man between his legs:D

  • iv ben taking wuyty for 7 yrs now n thts ben very effective n mma is a combination of alot of differet martial arts so im sure thts just as good to

  • everyone here is a champion. you 9 years ? my sport is boxing. i m in boxing 15 years. you think that you can defend my punch ?

  • they likes to sniff each other balls 

  • What happens if I continue performing this submission?? the guy will faints?

  • @choclomovil pretty much he'll blackout and if you keep it in after that he will die

  • having used this before in a street fight i can guarantee it will work in a street fight....and once they are in this submission and there is no one to breakup the fight you can pretty much kill them

  • poor guy... he's smelling his balls

  • I know since i was 5 years old that i mustn't use my techniques in street fights ! That i was meaning my friend "mmadrunkie"..

  • would not save u in a street fight? lol dude a BIG part of MMA is patience..most of these dumbasses getting into fights fight with rage thus opening up every possibility for submissions..trust me..knowing how to submit ppl is great because it prevents a lot of trouble besides if u choke him out u got a few seconds to runnn!!!! lol =] gotta love MMA!!

  • @mmadrunkie would not save u in a street fight? "

    Maybe not but I would might rather fight some idiot on the street who didn't do MMA than an MMA fighter on the street

  • i would like to inform you that MMA means Mixed Martial Arts. ARTS. You know ? It's like a sport. This techniques will not save you in a street fight. That's sure!

    By the way, Nice Videos! Love from Greece. Pagkratio!

  • @than00liz $1,000,000 put on an MMA fighter over a street fighter. You must not know a lot about fighting to say such a dumb thing.

  • @KyleP1928 In a street fight you can use any weapon you want. Not your hands only and of course you can't win a street fight with submission. So please don't say bullshits

  • @than00liz No fucking shit you idiot... Give an MMA fighter a weapon Im sure all that training will give you the edge.... And a lot of street fights end up in a clinch or someone pounding the shit out of someone on the ground thats where the submissions and mma techniques take place... Dont you think about these things before you talk? Just think Proper training and other things an MMA fighter has to go threw to be good or a street fighter that has no clue what hes doing... Hmmmm....

  • @KyleP1928 my friend come to fight with me when i m walking in the street and you re dead..

  • @than00liz Why would I wanna do that? I have been in Muay thai for 9 years... What do I have to prove... This is why street fighters are never going to be good at fighting they look for the fights and the ones that look for fights never win. Thats called being a douche bag... Nobody thinks your tough, just an asshole. I deal with kids like you everyday and they never change. Have a good one pal.

  • sanshou will own mma right up the ass

  • hahahaha we'll see if you dodge a bullet :D

  • yall nigga's are gay (Riley from boondocks)

  • it's basicly a judo technique

  • month lol not mouth

  • *sigh* Nothing like the smell of balls in the early morning to wake you up well beside sweaty balls or sweaty a** lol I cant help but giggle which I always get yelled at for doing but gosh these moves always makes me laugh but it loses its humor fast when someone is trying to snap your neck off ;(

    Not washing your ne-nuts for a mouth would help knockout your opponent for sure lol

  • This is like gay kamasutra right here

  • 36 peopl hav had this submisssion done to them

  • Im gonna try this with my wife tonight.

  • Good in the ring, shit on the streets.

  • @avrokneksok

    No this is not shit on the streets.

    Look Cristiano Marcelo vs Charles Bennett, they are 2 professional MMA fighters and they had a backstage brawl, Marcelo won using the triangle choke.

    BJJ is actually very effective on the streets, specially if we consider that most of the street fights end in the ground.

  • @Underheifetz

    No they end with a gun in the pocket and a bullet in the brain. Martial arts is for douches who likes to get their heads fucked up and lower their IQ.

  • @avrokneksok

    LMAO WTF is wrong with you?

    Martial Arts is for douches with fucked up heads and low IQs????

    Man, many many Martial Artists are very educated and smart people, the damage they receive to the head is much lower than damage boxers receive.

    Martial Arts are amazing not only because they will teach you how to fight, but they will show you discipline, respect, courage and other things.

    However to go with a gun like a gangster wannabe....that is for pussies.

  • @avrokneksok real men dont use guns. pussies do

  • @josh1212121

    Intelligent men shoot to kill, only idiots bash each others heads in.

  • @avrokneksok no, intelligent men KNOW how to bash each other's heads in. thats why they'r intelligent. they can fight with or without guns. pussies, on the other hand, only rely on guns. without them, 10 year old kids who know how to fight can kick their ass. and thats what makes them idiots. just like you

  • i dont know about the sport but this thing was gay to watch

  • @RaphaelMarincas

    you think that because you are a retard... if a dude will ever do that to you, he wont want to fuck you but instead kill you ;)

  • i felt kinda gay watching this

  • THis guy sucks with his technique and why is the guys face in his crotch. Plus when you have someone beating on you. You just grab one arm then do the tri choke.

  • @GhostPaintball52 Yeah, only if you can get a guy to stand still long enough to push his arms down and wrap your legs around his head. Hold up though, why would he have you down on the ground like that in the first place?

  • horrible technique

  • he cant bate because he cant breathe

  • @:26 you see his arm that isnt locked.....there is a tendon near his knee.....squeeze that tendon, and more than likely he will let go if ya squeeze hard enough

  • well there is a risk he could bite him in the groin.

    but it's not allowed in a mma match.

  • I cant really think of it now but their head isnt directly in your crotch so you wouldnt be able to bite their balls off easily as its hard to move your head when some one is controlling it with both arms and legs - plus this is a blood choke, you'll lose consciousness in around 8 seconds :)

  • Brazilian Jujitsu is another word for "gay kamasutra"

  • @Abgef u are gay ass hell saying that plus they at least can fight

  • sorry ...I don't understand...next time pls try to correct your grammar

  • i love submission moves.My specialty.

  • is amazing how many people are insecure of their sexuality. That´s the reason they see gay stuff everywhere

  • @Jailabait I bet you're a fag.

  • @nhojobmar coming here and start insulting with no arguments is a way of saying that you´re a troll with very few intelligence. And I don´t care what stupid people think about me.

  • @Jailabait "very few intelligence"

  • people just so you know you have to be naturaly gay to make a gay comment about this video so if yougot gay urges please go and see the doctor for you know councelling

  • nice defense...except he could bite your dick off in that position

  • @Abgef I'd rather get choked out than biting his dick off :Q that's disgusting :)

  • @Abgef LOL u would think that but ur arm is in the way lol..

  • @Abgef but then that would make him gay lol so you win the fight

  • @Abgef you can stuff his mouth with his own arm if he does that. there's alsways something someone could do with enough emagination.

  • @Abgef

    To counter the dick biting part u should not wash ur dick for a month.

  • @Livenderrr

    HAHAHahaHaHaHHaHAHHAHAHAHaHaHa­HaHAHAHHA

  • @Livenderrr

    if u don't wash it for a month then just make him smell it. for sure he will tap or pass out. lol!

  • @Livenderrr xDDDDD dick flavour ! :s

  • @Livenderrr lmao

  • @Livenderrr As Forest Griffen says in his book "Got Fight" "Wash Your Balls!"

  • @Abgef hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha

  • @Abgef jockstrap

  • @Abgef Dude, he can't bite his dick cause the Triangle strangles his neck and his neck is locked, he won't be able to do something ...

  • @Abgef not if your wearing a cup....

  • @Abgef cocksockaaa

  • @Abgef em i dont think you have time for doing that. it feels like your head explode.

  • @Abgef what ?? no i don't think so ...

  • @Abgef Awww the ole dick bite, I have heard of this defense........

  • @Abgef if you do it fast enough he wont have enought ime to bite your dick.

  • @Abgef LOL.. u r right but we should remember that techniques of the MMA only works in the arena but on the streets is useless

  • @carlosz013 U gota be kidding right?? MMA is proven street effective. They teach it in the fekkin military, lol.

  • @deathwings11 they teach krav maga in the military too, thats proven more street effective. they dont tell you "poke out his eye or bite his neck veins off in case of danger for your life" in mma... not where i trained though :P

  • @deathwings11 sorry nt tru, its fine against an untrained person but all it takes is 1 split second in dat lock and your penis has bin bitten off :P

  • @deathwings11 the guys who r there knows exactly what to do against a fighter on the ring but r u sure it will be the same thing against 5 or 10 guys with knives or sticks....

  • @carlosz013 it doesn't matter what martial arts u train in, ur pretty much fucked if you come up against 5 or 10 guys with knives or sticks

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  • @Abgef prolly not because his own arm is blocking out his face.

  • @Abgef

    You won't be abel to open your mouth even in that position

  • @MrZilverray ye u cud, face it mma locks arent practical except 4 competition

  • @Abgef bad for him he would brak his whole teeth

  • @Abgef

    Balls of steel ftw :D

  • @Abgef It's not defense. It's a submission attempt. Offense, from a previously defensive position.

  • @Abgef lol..hahahahahahahahaha!

  • you don't have to push his hand into his chest... it would be better to grab both hands and pull one hand to your head... the other hand needs less power to push... lift your waist and grab him with your legs... his hand will go under your waist automatically... that would be more easy than pushing his hand :/

  • hows it gay gay means happy and i think ne1 cuaght in a triange is gonna be happy plus this one dos'nt look right and grappling invovles wrestling and bodly contact of the same gender watch ufc i guess guys getting there faces fucked up and knoked the fuck out is gay tooo.....immature dickheads

  • @moretru not gonna be happy**

  • Kewl, but what do you do if your opponent postures up and goes for the can opener? My sparring partner says I've gotta "flatten him out more" but how?

  • that looks wrooong.. :(

  • four-fingered guy..xD

  • beginning of a porn movie

  • heyyyyy nigggA!

  • Looks so wrong lol jk jk

  • i did this on my football coach whos an mma fighter lol

  • i mean look at them,he hump the fat ass ass-hole and suck his dick right after that

  • @xneear im guessing ur a 11 year old thats still trying to understand what MMA is about.

  • they are so gay.........................

  • @xneear you are so gay!!! that is a great submission!!!

  • @xneear u so gay for watching

  • @xneear they are gay but yet you look it up?? doesnt that make you gay for searching how to do this?

  • ah the smell of defeat and crotch

  • as an mma fighter this is my fevorte submission this and of curse arm bar i dont remamber a fight i won not using does two submissions

  • fucking gay

  • Stop making him sniff your balls and show the technique..lol

  • I'm the only one that can't see shit cause the writing??????

  • bit hard to see with the writing

  • @thenailfactory you take the captions off in the right corner where it says "cc"

  • People say it's gay until they get choked out... then they just shut the fuck up.

  • I like MMA,its awesome but I admit sometimes it looks rather gay.And people say wrestling looks gay?

    MMA FTW!!!!

  • my version is better faster and easier

  • ahah thanx sooo much for this tutorial ahahahha no joke im a 4'11 105lbs girl and i pulled this off on my bf whos about 145 and 5'7 and fights pretty regularly. it was soooooooo bomb. im a cocky bastard now. lol

  • @clutz4life24 u need a real man lol 

  • a 15 sec advertisement to watch a 1min vid?

  • I dont really like UFC Figting I mean every1 thinks UFC Figters are the best but if you was doing self defense on street using UFC you wouldn't just go and jump on then and choke them in middle of supermarket on the floor

  • @JoshG1998 ya u would if it were self defence stupid...well i would

  • @JoshG1998 ya u would if it were self defence stupid...well i would

  • @JoshG1998 i would its alot easier and faster :)

  • @TheUnstableMonkey Yh but it would look a bit gay

  • @JoshG1998 if your that uncomfortable with your sexuality then im sure it would :L

  • @JoshG1998 theres a lot more to mma or to you , UFC than just jiu jitsu or grappling. theres kickboxing, wrestling jiu jitsu and muay thai. put it all together, no one person can fuck with you unarmed. but i see where your coming at.

  • designbyhumans(.)com/shop/deta­il/7354 something for the fighters..:)

  • so gay dude

  • @danedwalsh its what i used to think before i used to take the art. trust me theres nothing gay about getting your neck squeezed untill you cant breathe and the pressure in your head reaches intense pain.

  • 0:07 shouldn't u guys have dinner first before u start that?

  • All MMA fighters are sad B grade fighters who do not have the skills or fitness level to Box, Wrestle, or practice pure martial arts.

    They are usually overweight and as thick as an whale omlette too ! ! !

  • @Chris66able just what grade of fighter are you jackass!!!

  • @Chris66able im sorry but no one wants to hear your ignorant bull shit comment that is the stupidest thing i have ever heard so shut your fucking mouth

  • @senate101 If thats the case then why don't these clowns invent their own techniques, instead of mimicking other martial art techniques, and why are they laughed at by the rest of the combat sports. Tell me that most of these guys are not failed atheletes from other sports ! YOU CAN NOT

  • @Chris66able thats why they do all 3?

  • @Chris66able wow u are so stupid they have one of the best bodies and skills you can have and if you know a little about mma most have boxing backgrounds so shut the fuck up

  • @RoidsElIntocable Are you about 8 years old ?

  • Не эффективня техника, лучше делать как бразильцы или как самбисты

  • someone please tell me the name off a punch. i forgot name of it :/

    You jump in the air and right hook someone reaaaally hard :P

    :)

  • @iiiiiiiiiXviiiiiiiii I think ur talking about the superman punch

  • @iiiiiiiiiXviiiiiiiii Superman punch

  • @XxV3NGEANC3xX thanks dude (:

  • I'm sorry, but you have to be at least a little bit gay to do MMA.

  • @dodododa The thing is that many people like you, have some sexual issues with themself, thats why you get homosexual fantasies while watching two men fighting.

    Hidden gayness I guess.

  • If he passed gas i could get mad enough to burst out of the choke like the hulk and puond his ass

  • my friend tries to do this he just squeezes my neck in between his knees and not even caring , he tries to injure me, and i try to do an armbar from him in my guard, he rapidly punches my shin as hard as he can. every grappling sport, your gunna have legs going in your face

  • I've won many grappling battles with this move.

  • this submission works greatly and its easy to use..thx for this vid:)

  • DICK TO THE FACE!!!! TAP OUT PUSSY!

  • @jakeyjakus its really your own bicep to your face :P