Band Hierarchy

[CheesyWobbles]

Bass players Unite!

[SuddenDeathEclipse]

Lol... true.

[xxconquererxx12345]

someone kick that lady laughing

[1mjjr]

He can act gay really well

[chuddyluv]

"STOP TEASING ME!" ahahaha i luv him hes hilaarious:D

[cjisavailable]

"i wanna nurture him" haha

[ant1ph0n]

@AntiVaccine the people that pushed it are the ones who were freaking out and wanted it. turn out was low when it actually was available.

[rocKinemochik27]

oh my god look at him. he is soo skinny. sooo skinny. I wanna nurture him.

hahahahahaha XD

[philgunman]

LOL!!!!!!!!! He so skinny. I use that all the time

[dennisvergel36]

i play the bass and i really find it funny when people play with "t-rex arms", lol

[xLookAway]

sooo funny!!!

but true lol

[xxclusiv3e]

i wan2 c the whole thing he's freakin hilarious!!

[ratmanrussell]

lol

Gotta love Steve Byrne.

[nukem918]

YES!. This Guy is freekin funny!!!

[RawrBliss]

Keyboard playa.....haha kinda true....buuuut there is a hot keyboard playa i know :DDDD

[irsh4life36]

he should open up for bleeding through if that's the case

[spacepirate245]

ha, no chicks like flea then the bass players dont matter lol

[Piroshiki095]

Hmm...maybe I'm only good at singing for a reason...

[jamestheone333]

Whatev, chicks ALWAYS like the bass player. Girls like mysterious dudes, guys they have to figure out.

If you stand in the back, barely moving, not bringing attention to yourself, girls flip.

[Paxr1x]

Yeah, and when you play bass, you show off what you can do with your fingers, if you know what I mean.

[ashley5887]

@Paxr1x No, I dont know what you mean.

[Piroshiki095]

Don't forget to make them wonder whether or not you're playing bass with your nipple.

[Psykoninja13]

uhh...he's kinda got the keyboard and bass people switched around...bass player never gets jack shit...unless you're Pete Wentz. which isn't even that great on the damn instrument.

[Paxr1x]

The only reason he gets ANY attention is because all the girls think he's pretty.

[daftxpunk77]

im the goddamn keyboard player.

and he's right, except ive never hooked up with a comedian.

[devilzreality93]

the vocalist is the first one he said

he call it the lead singer

the keyboardist is the last one the talked abt

[Thetaquo]

the lead singer gets laid the most, and the keyboardist can only get with the comedian who opened the show....so what if you're the lead singer who plays keyboard and guitar (me)?

[devilzreality93]

i dun really noe cuz im the drummer

my lead singer and guitarist get alot more girls then me though

[Jurbo33]

then your gay, There problem Solved =]

[bloodymissb]

No, it's true. I'm a girl and I can tell you for a matter of fact that it's true lead singers and guitarists get way more sexual attention than the rest of the band. Steve's routine is more accurate than you think.

[AkixIwashita]

well , personally, i would be after the one thats hot.

and keyboard player, bass player, whatever.

haha

[Salao212]

@bloodymissb although i dont really care to argue i find it funny you relate all women to your opinion lol

[bloodymissb]

@Salao212

Well, you obviously must care enough to take the time to post that.

And it isn't my opinion, it is a scenario I've seen time after time. Why do you think so many girls have crushes on the lead singers of rock bands and not the drummers for instance? How many do you know who've plastered the drummer on their bedroom walls or drawn their likeness? I'm not saying the others never get any affection, but I AM saying that in most cases it is the lead singer who is worshiped...

[ant1ph0n]

@bloodymissb drummer jokes are funny (i play drums) =\

[dyantis1]

@bloodymissb and that is why I am the lead singer!!! hahaha

[TheGildedStar]

I'm a keyboard player...The whole time I was listening to this, I was like "He better not say keyboard player..."

[Autoctonal]

I guess female keyboarder exception to the rule. But there are keyboarder who are also the vocalist

[fosho369]

hahaha this is true. the keyboarder from bleeding through is hot and prolly gets laid. but shes an exception tho lol. neways i love his impersonation of chicks. so funny XDD!!!!!

[PorcelainHeart07]

T- Rex Arm! Yo, all of this is so true!

[theoriginalCooz]

Kick my neck,i love you.

[allie4848]

The keyboardist from Journey would get laid. Think about it. At least he would have in the 80's, after Steve Perry of course.

[irsh4life36]

the keyboarder never gets laid? what about the keyboarder from bleeding through? think about it!

[RemnantsofTomorrow]

Well thats because that is a hot chick. Exception to the rule.

[scarface3131983]

t rex arm!!! hahahah fuckin great!!!

[anna7lp7fm]

"stop teasing me!" XD

[bobbygravestone0]

Very true.

[joshntequila]

lol.... OMG KICK ME PLEASE KICK ME IN THE NECK! HAHA.