uhh...he's kinda got the keyboard and bass people switched around...bass player never gets jack shit...unless you're Pete Wentz. which isn't even that great on the damn instrument.
the lead singer gets laid the most, and the keyboardist can only get with the comedian who opened the show....so what if you're the lead singer who plays keyboard and guitar (me)?
No, it's true. I'm a girl and I can tell you for a matter of fact that it's true lead singers and guitarists get way more sexual attention than the rest of the band. Steve's routine is more accurate than you think.
Well, you obviously must care enough to take the time to post that.
And it isn't my opinion, it is a scenario I've seen time after time. Why do you think so many girls have crushes on the lead singers of rock bands and not the drummers for instance? How many do you know who've plastered the drummer on their bedroom walls or drawn their likeness? I'm not saying the others never get any affection, but I AM saying that in most cases it is the lead singer who is worshiped...
Bass players Unite!
CheesyWobbles 7 months ago
Lol... true.
SuddenDeathEclipse 9 months ago
someone kick that lady laughing
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RoseanYoksi 1 year ago
He can act gay really well
1mjjr 1 year ago
"STOP TEASING ME!" ahahaha i luv him hes hilaarious:D
chuddyluv 1 year ago
"i wanna nurture him" haha
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ant1ph0n 2 years ago
oh my god look at him. he is soo skinny. sooo skinny. I wanna nurture him.
hahahahahaha XD
rocKinemochik27 2 years ago 9
LOL!!!!!!!!! He so skinny. I use that all the time
philgunman 2 years ago
i play the bass and i really find it funny when people play with "t-rex arms", lol
dennisvergel36 2 years ago 5
sooo funny!!!
but true lol
xLookAway 2 years ago
i wan2 c the whole thing he's freakin hilarious!!
xxclusiv3e 2 years ago 3
lol
Gotta love Steve Byrne.
ratmanrussell 2 years ago
YES!. This Guy is freekin funny!!!
nukem918 2 years ago 3
Keyboard playa.....haha kinda true....buuuut there is a hot keyboard playa i know :DDDD
RawrBliss 2 years ago
he should open up for bleeding through if that's the case
irsh4life36 2 years ago 2
ha, no chicks like flea then the bass players dont matter lol
spacepirate245 2 years ago
Whatev, chicks ALWAYS like the bass player. Girls like mysterious dudes, guys they have to figure out.
If you stand in the back, barely moving, not bringing attention to yourself, girls flip.
jamestheone333 2 years ago
Yeah, and when you play bass, you show off what you can do with your fingers, if you know what I mean.
Paxr1x 2 years ago 37
@Paxr1x No, I dont know what you mean.
ashley5887 8 months ago
uhh...he's kinda got the keyboard and bass people switched around...bass player never gets jack shit...unless you're Pete Wentz. which isn't even that great on the damn instrument.
Psykoninja13 2 years ago 4
The only reason he gets ANY attention is because all the girls think he's pretty.
Paxr1x 2 years ago 5
im the goddamn keyboard player.
and he's right, except ive never hooked up with a comedian.
daftxpunk77 2 years ago 8
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Thetaquo 2 years ago
the vocalist is the first one he said
he call it the lead singer
the keyboardist is the last one the talked abt
devilzreality93 2 years ago
the lead singer gets laid the most, and the keyboardist can only get with the comedian who opened the show....so what if you're the lead singer who plays keyboard and guitar (me)?
Thetaquo 2 years ago
i dun really noe cuz im the drummer
my lead singer and guitarist get alot more girls then me though
devilzreality93 2 years ago 3
then your gay, There problem Solved =]
Jurbo33 2 years ago 2
No, it's true. I'm a girl and I can tell you for a matter of fact that it's true lead singers and guitarists get way more sexual attention than the rest of the band. Steve's routine is more accurate than you think.
bloodymissb 2 years ago
well , personally, i would be after the one thats hot.
and keyboard player, bass player, whatever.
haha
AkixIwashita 2 years ago
@bloodymissb although i dont really care to argue i find it funny you relate all women to your opinion lol
Salao212 2 years ago
@Salao212
Well, you obviously must care enough to take the time to post that.
And it isn't my opinion, it is a scenario I've seen time after time. Why do you think so many girls have crushes on the lead singers of rock bands and not the drummers for instance? How many do you know who've plastered the drummer on their bedroom walls or drawn their likeness? I'm not saying the others never get any affection, but I AM saying that in most cases it is the lead singer who is worshiped...
bloodymissb 2 years ago
@bloodymissb drummer jokes are funny (i play drums) =\
ant1ph0n 2 years ago
@bloodymissb and that is why I am the lead singer!!! hahaha
dyantis1 1 year ago
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Baddreamspray 2 years ago
I'm a keyboard player...The whole time I was listening to this, I was like "He better not say keyboard player..."
TheGildedStar 2 years ago 9
I guess female keyboarder exception to the rule. But there are keyboarder who are also the vocalist
Autoctonal 3 years ago
T- Rex Arm! Yo, all of this is so true!
PorcelainHeart07 3 years ago
The keyboardist from Journey would get laid. Think about it. At least he would have in the 80's, after Steve Perry of course.
allie4848 3 years ago
the keyboarder never gets laid? what about the keyboarder from bleeding through? think about it!
irsh4life36 3 years ago
Well thats because that is a hot chick. Exception to the rule.
RemnantsofTomorrow 2 years ago
t rex arm!!! hahahah fuckin great!!!
scarface3131983 3 years ago
"stop teasing me!" XD
anna7lp7fm 3 years ago 4
lol.... OMG KICK ME PLEASE KICK ME IN THE NECK! HAHA.
joshntequila 3 years ago 27