Cravendale - Milk Me Brian

[Hambles01]

whenever i hear this argument, i always think of Billy Connelly's joke... :D

[FallenAngel101xx]

my question to the guy who thought of milking a cow: WHAT WERE YOU DOING TO THE COW WHEN YOU FOUND OUT?!?!?!

[FallenAngel101xx]

@FallenAngel101xx AND HOW DID HE KNOW IT WAS MILK?!?!?!?1

[Madness1403]

its just milk blud why is that guy getting all emotionaly about milking cows

[RobMacKendrick]

Right then. Does that first "ancestor" look suspiciously Scottish, or am I just being tetchy? (Mind, I don't say it's inaccurate.)

[DianeDi]

Nothing speaks louder to me about health than dairy cows producing white bodily secretions.

Wake up folks and read PUB MED reports that dairy is the main cause and promoter of prostate and breast cancer. IGF-1 - growth hormone is bio-identical to humans and promotes cell growth, particular cancer cells. Do the research and stop buying into the corporate propaganda. Dairy KILLS !

[tdkpaul]

@DianeDi

shut the fuck up and don't tell Bullshit. This maybe true on some extent, but everything causes cancer!!! I'll find it for you un pubmed. Now go eat you veggies.

[DianeDi]

@tdkpaul I am on YouTube for one reason only and that is to share information that I have become aware of and researched. I have no reason to make up stories. You are entitled to your opinion, however, until you actually take the time to do the research, all you have is your "opinion" and nothing more. Keep drinking your pus filled milk.

[jui42]

@DianeDi babies drink milk from birth. good effort.

[DianeDi]

@jui42 Human babies drink their mothers milk, baby calves drink cows milk, baby goats, drink goats milk, baby cats, drink cats milk ---- all specific to their species. They are all eventually weaned and start on whole foods, whatever that may be. It is the human species that drinks bovine secretions, with 85 natural hormones, pus cells, and IGF-1 (growth hormone) identical to humans. It promotes cancer cell growth - it's a well kept secret unfortunately. Say NO to dairy products.

[SimplyBensVideos]

@DianeDi Now-a-days everything causes cancer, just the other day i was told eating meat will cause cancer, this is just another one on top of that, with all these things that supposedly cause cancer I would most probably have it and so would over half the people on the planet. I don't and over half the worlds population doesn't

[DianeDi]

@SimplyBensVideos Dairy doesn't cause cancer, just promotes it's growth-other factors are very important.... listen and learn

~ Confirmed ~ Cancer Deaths Linked to Water Fluoridation - Dr. Dean Burk

/watch?v=qq_oQoTdnYc

FLUORIDE: WHAT Is It & WHY It's In Our Water

/watch?v=9wCjgfhT9Yw

FLUORIDE: Cancer, Science & Politics

/watch?src_vid=9wCjgfhT9Yw&fea­­ture=iv&annotation_id=annotat­i­on_938053&v=zXDur3U0roM

Fluoride Dangers ~ They Knew All Along ~

/watch?v=PYi-_QzF9Tk

[hannybubbles]

@DianeDi Cancer growth is -uncontrolled-. Nothing controls cancer growth. That's what makes it bad- if there was something that would make cancerous stuff grow, scientists would have come up with some kind of receptor blocker to stop that from happening.

Milk doesn't cause cancer- that's utterly ridiculous. Humans as a species have been drinking milk as long as cows have been domesticated- thousands of years! If it caused cancer, I'm pretty sure someone would have realised by now.

[DianeDi]

@hannybubbles Dairy doesn't cause cancer, just promotes it's growth.....other factors are very very important.... listen and learn

~ Confirmed ~ Cancer Deaths Linked to Water Fluoridation - Dr. Dean Burk

/watch?v=qq_oQoTdnYc

FLUORIDE: WHAT Is It & WHY It's In Our Water

/watch?v=9wCjgfhT9Yw

FLUORIDE: Cancer, Science & Politics

/watch?src_vid=9wCjgfhT9Yw&fea­ture=iv&annotation_id=annotati­on_938053&v=zXDur3U0roM

Fluoride Dangers ~ They Knew All Along ~

/watch?v=PYi-_QzF9Tk

[redlight59]

is that tim curry?

[MrGamerBoy1212]

I think the first person to milk a cow didn't notice the utter and squeezed his dick, then drank the jizz instead of the actual milk.

[dantheboyy]

What ballet position is that Howie!

[PS3TheJamesS]

Craven dale is the nicest milk anyway Brian told me so

[FabulouslyFlamboyant]

Class.

[xpressurs]

fantastic ad.haha

[MountainnJew]

So there is someone out there that has the same dreams as me

[tabraz1986]

Best. Advert. Ever

[AlaTrollface]

I want this milk in Russia

[Flarestarout]

MEEEEEEEE

[Laxativo365]

good ad. well done to the creative team at the agency

[richievts]

"Miiilk me Brian, miiillk meee"

[indie4life23]

Miiiiillllk meeeeeee

[97hacksaw]

Might buy some Cravendale for jokes now

[97hacksaw]

MILK ME BRIAN, MILKKKKKKK MEEEEEE!

[F1Sam64]

MILK ME BRIAN!!!!



[TheNailah8]

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKK ME!!!! LOL

[hasanybodygot]

00:40 Cheesus nuff said!

[yoyovonvon]

@m3flow that would be udders!

[loughlan1]

The celestial cow is a babe! She is a howie cowie.

[TheColaGoodfellow]

Boring truth is, the first person to milk a cow probably just saw the calf drinking from the udder and said "I want some of that!"

[gaspode7]

I still like the thumbcat commercial better. But this is so funny. Whoever thinks of these adverts... crazy good.

[Azr4el]

that bucket

[FakeMessiah94]

That's....that's......that's not milk......

[Thebunyipman]

I saw him at the fringe this year :D He's fucking awesome

[Thefletch77]

This advert is hilarious,, man im sad lol

[siggymarx]

Yay, more commercials on youtube...SUCKS.

[DominantLemon]

This is bollocks, a Welsh man must have originally thought of milking a cow!

[TooFarTerri]

@DominantLemon ahahaha *choke* soooooo funny, completely worth typing

[xCodyF]

I think we drink cows' milk because their babies drink it. Not that hard to figure out.

[M3flow]

Uhh they saw the baby calves drinking from the utters... dumb.

[WheatleyBellringer]

"Who was this unhinged genius, this Lion amongst men?"

Also nearly wet myself in the Cinema when this was rolled before the trailers. =p

[manazalto]

I cried with laughter when i saw this in the cinema!

[ChantalPerezify]

My guess is a caveman killed a woolly mammoth cow and bit into its udders and though "Oooh! Liquid centre!"

[TheRussianGestapo]

I think the guy who first milked a cow thought he was doing something else entirely.

[koocachoo81]

This is rubbish. The kitties spot was better.

[tsunami762]

I liked thumbcat better, but this is pretty nice too.

[Mainstream05]

Bring back thumbcats!

[OkypeteHarpy]

This reminds me of the Calvin & Hobbes comic where Calvin says 'Why do we drink COW milk? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said. “I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!”'

[Driedroz]

neat

[herrgreenhorn]

awesome

[CraigBlaylock]

Is that Tim Curry's voice?

[DavesterDavester]

Love it, mmmmmazing!

[kgeiger]

Real milkers of genius

[newspaniard]

Love it!

[lon5]

BRILLIANT!

[EfutluslyStylsh]

So is this a religion now? :')

[matelot95]

BRING BACK COW, PIRATE AND CYCLIST (AND SHEEP ON A SKATEBOARD)!!!

[OpaqueDragon4]

*Holy music* "Milk me Brian" xD

[sbsrocks]

excellent



[MrSpinecrusher]

awesome