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  • We're gonna have some fun today,

    I laughed my butt off!

    That was fun!

    It's the same story with my computer ;)

  • im using mine for running a script in iracing...its working with the script but the damn thing keeps waking up out of sleep mode and by the time ive finished racing there are like 10 web pages open from VA running on its own...anyone know a fix??

  • what a shitty tech... i do this very faster using classic mouse

  • you don't know how to command anything you're saying my computer just say computer and don't say press enter press ctrl alt del

  • In Windows Vista and newer versions of Windows, they got rid of the "my". So now it is just computer, documents, etc.

  • Say ''make my computer explode''.

  • Just watching this video me give people a visual on how it is to live with a disability where you're only left with a voice.

  • @kylenasaaturtle Yeah... Those people either have to have an extreme amount of patience, or maybe use some better speech recognition. :)

  • oh and any reason why you dont use a screen recorder?

  • @WebTechGlobal not loosing fps. (believe me on vista this is a problem :P)

  • crap isnt it lol

    what a waste of space on my harddrive that is I must remember to remove it.

    I tried it there just now on STO after months of having Vista. Doesnt work on that game.

  • Serious Sam would shoot first and ask questions later

  • Hey! I have that game too!

  • i agree SR si like talking to an idiotic dog Cclose close I SAID FUCKING CLCOSE U PEICE OF SHIT *window closes* bout damn time

  • man i get so nervous when i open speech recognition :/ it just doesnt listen to what i say... even if i say the right command -.-

  • Guys, he's doing this as a *joke*. It's a *joke*.

    Dude, this, along with your other videos, is hilarious.

  • Open the disk! xD

  • The only reason why it's doing this poorly is because you have "sighs" and "no"s and all these other extraneous phrases, you don't even use the correct commands at times

  • even without those extraneous noises, it's useless

  • ahahahah its like talking to a dog

    sit

    sit

    no dammit

    sit

    good boy

    no, delete good boy

    delete no, delete good boy

  • Wow.

    Could you stop pwning by making these funny videos?

  • learn the freaking commands.

    you giving a bad example and by the way.

    vista speech recognition is the best speech recognition and control software yet available.

    *yes better than shitty mac*

    this guy is only using it really bad

  • Well at the mean time, mac os x leopard has better speech recognition (for me)

  • I love this program! It comes with Windows Vista. Check out my video to see it working quite okay!

  • where can i get that program , please answear

  • ha ha ha ha...try that before u record and publish ur video...u make me LOL...

  • well it seems like you're not having fun after all, try training it some more.  I'm using Dragon NaturallySpeaking 9.5 to type this message. it works great.

  • I use XP with Speech Recognition i don't seem to have the Problems that you are having here, Service Pack 3,v.5657

    Get a proper operating system.

  • VISTA SUCKS.

  • Very true, very true.

  • you are sepaking very fast, try to speak slowly...

    RLS

  • Taking 5 minutes to start a game of Serious Sam is the future of technology. :P

  • haha, learn the commands first. It was like my first time, i was just like you, "WHAT!? WAIT NO NOT THAT!" *ohooho yaaaaaaaay

  • There was no eject cd drive command.. haha

    just say :what can i say..

  • hey you have battle field 2 too! d you still play?

  • k its not really the point thy wouldnt post it if it wasnt for fun. then are trying to do stuff but it turns out funny and you guys are spassing oh i spend 24/7 on my computer practicing with every program i have *snort*

  • Voice recognition should recognise the color of your tone... I'd like to yell on my 5 years old computer, who cant run anything

  • speech recognition doesn't really work in a game

  • seen the voice thingy work good in another vid, its just that PCs are soooo noisy u will most likely always have problems with that

  • WORLD OF WARCRAFT

  • if he didn't do the setup in his normal tone then this is like telling a dung beetle to wash his hands

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  • lol my six yr old tells her computer better commands with Speech Recognition, I think you need to go through the tutorial like we did and get to learn the basics.

    Nice try though. Oh yeah I am using Speech Recognition to write this as well.

  • To close the CD drive, do the eject command again. There isnt a command programed into windows like "reject" or "close bay" or anything like that. I tested it on my own computer and thats the only way that works.

  • LOL omg that has to be one of the funnest things I have seen in a while. Must be because I just now started messing with the software, but man, I was CRACKING UP watching that heh. GG =)

  • I don't know what was funnier, this video, or the fact that you put vista and good in the same sentence.

  • un-eject?o.o lol

  • not the point...

  • my works so much better.... at least compeared to the start of the movie...

    it may just have something to do with all the sound in the background though...

  • dude stop changing your voices pitch, that fucks the system up truste me xD , it has to pick up the correct wave, if you change the pitch the wave changes and automaticcaly it'll not understand you.

  • for the commands to work from desktop

    make them in your "favorites folder" then they work from anywhere.. and name them what ewer you wish to say, ect make shortcut of "my computer/c" in the folder and name it system. then "open system" would open C: driver etc etc.. u get the idea.

    commands are great for games with multiple characters to control, ghost recon etc etc.

    and ofcourse strategy games. make buildings at home while fighting. ;)

  • Eject, reject, inject...

  • u should use the turtorial for speech recognition

  • But then it might work and thats not as funny as this.

  • who needs speech recognition in games?! what a bullshit

  • You dont say my computer in vista. You say open "Computer" please take the vista speech recognition tutorial and learn the basics properly before you can get it to work very well.

  • woot for serious sam 2! XD

  • Let's Go Back to XP why don't we?

    Service Pack III is on it's way...

  • uhh you say eject again

  • If i were u i would get the alienware m9750 ( it is a laptop) or a dell m1730 ( also a laptop ) because they have VERY good graphics cards and the dell xps m1730 has a physx accelerator too!!!

  • i need a cpu that will run very very fast and have no problems with games what should i go for

  • i cant see the point of this unless ure typing a load of school work(hmm reminds me of something...lol) etc

  • hahahaha :lol:

  • where is the voice recognition in windows vista ??? i have home edition

  • either in control panel, or search 4 speech

  • go to start and search speech

  • vista speech is way buggey

  • lol it's not too good for gaming aye,it would be awsome but, "Headshot" Boom yaya!

  • press the eject button!

  • omfg ur comp is so stuped ask it to kiss my ass

  • You could be like, "Shutdown" and it restarts or "Open" and it takes you too porn sites. Tastey.

  • You talk like a douche. I wouldn't do what you say either.

  • dont pronunceat so weirdly and calmdown and speek up

  • sorry, but we arent all robots with no emotion, we get mad when shit fucks up.

  • actually you say eject again

  • did you even do the tutorial?

  • I m using this and this is very simple!

    I hink you are should read the calibration text

    no offense but this is spam for the people qho know commands

  • deject!

  • ...how do you NOT go insane.

  • LOL!! I Have Vista (not installed) but is this inclued on ultimate?

  • ya on all

  • where you get this programm?

  • It's called Windows Vista. It's Microsoft's new OS. Go to a tech store, they should have it.

  • if your on about speech recognion go to start and search speech

  • It is Close Dumbass

  • learn the voice commands 1st plz

  • It would be kinda cool if it would work on Counter Strike. "Aim for head", "shoot"

  • dont u use a screen record???

  • ur makin Voice recognition look a lot worse then it is

  • Vista can still go suck a nut. Unless you have lost the use of your hands, speech recognition is a useless buggy feature.

  • At the end i think there was a virus in your start bar in the lower right corner.

  • that made me laugh so hard. open, open, open,..........close all. lol

  • nice vids man

  • Another thing people sadly do not understand, hence they havent read any documents on the Speech Recognition, nor do they no of the process of software development, is that applications need to follow some very simple guidelines to ensure useability of speech recognition....

  • I love who this is all untested

  • damn thats funny "close everything" XP Edition On Deck BOI We Dont Play

  • One thing a lot of people understand is tht speech should be used ALONG WITH the mouse and the keyboard. You could be typing along and just say, "Save" and that would be easier than even pressing CTRL + O.

  • does battlefield 2 work on windows vista????

  • What a pile of rubbish

  • nice... you have bf2

  • This is the type of person who thinks he can prove a car doesn't work by yelling "Start" at the ignition key. Learn how to use the program.

  • The funny part was when notepad was copying everything he was saying.

    Also, it's "close drive", not "Uneject" or "Inject" (lol). Trust me, I know...

  • you must have a bad mic or something its not usually that bad

  • jajaj I remember Star Treck. When the science guy said computer computer.

  • this guy has no idea on how to use Voice recognition

    there are commands to use

    There are tasks where voice recognition should not be used

  • exactly. Voice recognition is typically meant for the physically impaired. Who will probably steer away from video games as it is.

  • This guy's a douche; he's made multiple videos trying to show how "bad" Vista Voice Recognition is, but he does not know a single command to get it working in the first place. I have it, and guess what: It actually works

  • Hmm dude after your video, i think i'll stay with XP. opening my computer would be easiler. HAHAHA

  • 'open my computer ... inject ... reject' hahahahahaaa

  • i really want this where to get???? i got vista home premium

  • lol funney

  • That was hilarious "I'm having fun"

  • this is funny

    INJECT! roflol!!!! try close CD drive or something

    Love the voice thingie though

  • "Inject CD Drive"!!! Lool!!

  • I do feel you play it up sometimes. If you say "Eject" again, it should pull the drive back in.

  • DAMNNNNN. I want Vista so bad. It makes me laugh soooo much. I love it's errors!

  • UNEJECT? INJECT? REJECT?

    why didnt you say close?

  • because he was trying to open the cd drive

  • it needs to ge used to your voice ;r.e.c.o.g.n.i.t.i.o.n. can you read

  • damn your box is too loud!

  • Might want to speak a bit more clearly? I couldn't understand have of it, so don't blame uncle same for not comprending :P

  • Jeez man. Speak clearly! :D

  • Un Eject? LMAO

  • xD lool :D open notepad :D:D::D

  • XDDDDDDDDDDDD dude

  • That's maximum fun, and that's the best it can do?

    I'm sticking with XP until Microsoft can impress once again.

  • OMG!!! HAHAHA!!! I had my voice recognition on my computer in sleep mode, and as you were saying stuff, my computer was doing what you were saying in the background! HAHAHA!!! And my CD-ROM Drive ejected "automatically" haha! ^.^

  • lol, nice

  • Disaster! XD

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