im using mine for running a script in iracing...its working with the script but the damn thing keeps waking up out of sleep mode and by the time ive finished racing there are like 10 web pages open from VA running on its own...anyone know a fix??
The only reason why it's doing this poorly is because you have "sighs" and "no"s and all these other extraneous phrases, you don't even use the correct commands at times
well it seems like you're not having fun after all, try training it some more. I'm using Dragon NaturallySpeaking 9.5 to type this message. it works great.
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these guys who post these videos are idiots, they need to go through the tutorial it tells you exactly what things u need to say, if he wanted the computer window he has to bring up the start menu, this guy is learning the hard way, get a brain.
k its not really the point thy wouldnt post it if it wasnt for fun. then are trying to do stuff but it turns out funny and you guys are spassing oh i spend 24/7 on my computer practicing with every program i have *snort*
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lol my six yr old tells her computer better commands with Speech Recognition, I think you need to go through the tutorial like we did and get to learn the basics.
Nice try though. Oh yeah I am using Speech Recognition to write this as well.
To close the CD drive, do the eject command again. There isnt a command programed into windows like "reject" or "close bay" or anything like that. I tested it on my own computer and thats the only way that works.
LOL omg that has to be one of the funnest things I have seen in a while. Must be because I just now started messing with the software, but man, I was CRACKING UP watching that heh. GG =)
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what idiot wants to play a game with voice.. its not designed to play games with.. It's very hard to program the speaks Recognition and i think vista did a very good job, but you have to know the COMMANDS!!!!
dude stop changing your voices pitch, that fucks the system up truste me xD , it has to pick up the correct wave, if you change the pitch the wave changes and automaticcaly it'll not understand you.
make them in your "favorites folder" then they work from anywhere.. and name them what ewer you wish to say, ect make shortcut of "my computer/c" in the folder and name it system. then "open system" would open C: driver etc etc.. u get the idea.
commands are great for games with multiple characters to control, ghost recon etc etc.
and ofcourse strategy games. make buildings at home while fighting. ;)
You dont say my computer in vista. You say open "Computer" please take the vista speech recognition tutorial and learn the basics properly before you can get it to work very well.
If i were u i would get the alienware m9750 ( it is a laptop) or a dell m1730 ( also a laptop ) because they have VERY good graphics cards and the dell xps m1730 has a physx accelerator too!!!
Another thing people sadly do not understand, hence they havent read any documents on the Speech Recognition, nor do they no of the process of software development, is that applications need to follow some very simple guidelines to ensure useability of speech recognition....
One thing a lot of people understand is tht speech should be used ALONG WITH the mouse and the keyboard. You could be typing along and just say, "Save" and that would be easier than even pressing CTRL + O.
This guy's a douche; he's made multiple videos trying to show how "bad" Vista Voice Recognition is, but he does not know a single command to get it working in the first place. I have it, and guess what: It actually works
OMG!!! HAHAHA!!! I had my voice recognition on my computer in sleep mode, and as you were saying stuff, my computer was doing what you were saying in the background! HAHAHA!!! And my CD-ROM Drive ejected "automatically" haha! ^.^
We're gonna have some fun today,
I laughed my butt off!
That was fun!
It's the same story with my computer ;)
dragonniteIV 2 months ago
im using mine for running a script in iracing...its working with the script but the damn thing keeps waking up out of sleep mode and by the time ive finished racing there are like 10 web pages open from VA running on its own...anyone know a fix??
zeffman99 4 months ago
what a shitty tech... i do this very faster using classic mouse
81Szczery 6 months ago
you don't know how to command anything you're saying my computer just say computer and don't say press enter press ctrl alt del
JCDizon16 1 year ago
In Windows Vista and newer versions of Windows, they got rid of the "my". So now it is just computer, documents, etc.
Microsoftultimatefan 1 year ago
Say ''make my computer explode''.
orginallos 1 year ago 2
Just watching this video me give people a visual on how it is to live with a disability where you're only left with a voice.
kylenasaaturtle 1 year ago 5
@kylenasaaturtle Yeah... Those people either have to have an extreme amount of patience, or maybe use some better speech recognition. :)
LikeFuriousFire 1 year ago
oh and any reason why you dont use a screen recorder?
WebTechGlobal 1 year ago
@WebTechGlobal not loosing fps. (believe me on vista this is a problem :P)
SilentNinjja 1 year ago
crap isnt it lol
what a waste of space on my harddrive that is I must remember to remove it.
I tried it there just now on STO after months of having Vista. Doesnt work on that game.
WebTechGlobal 1 year ago
Serious Sam would shoot first and ask questions later
GypDylo 2 years ago
Hey! I have that game too!
grogtgs 2 years ago
i agree SR si like talking to an idiotic dog Cclose close I SAID FUCKING CLCOSE U PEICE OF SHIT *window closes* bout damn time
yappers1 2 years ago
man i get so nervous when i open speech recognition :/ it just doesnt listen to what i say... even if i say the right command -.-
MortallicA91 2 years ago
Guys, he's doing this as a *joke*. It's a *joke*.
Dude, this, along with your other videos, is hilarious.
gregtamnel0576 2 years ago
Open the disk! xD
younoob00 2 years ago
The only reason why it's doing this poorly is because you have "sighs" and "no"s and all these other extraneous phrases, you don't even use the correct commands at times
Laucheehung 2 years ago
even without those extraneous noises, it's useless
Saberdogdog 2 years ago
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You really need to learn how to use this, you suck! And by the way, I used this to type this comment.
JDUBOwnz 2 years ago
ahahahah its like talking to a dog
sit
sit
no dammit
sit
good boy
no, delete good boy
delete no, delete good boy
peptopro17 2 years ago 4
Wow.
Could you stop pwning by making these funny videos?
Blockization 2 years ago
learn the freaking commands.
you giving a bad example and by the way.
vista speech recognition is the best speech recognition and control software yet available.
*yes better than shitty mac*
this guy is only using it really bad
masterpj55 2 years ago
Well at the mean time, mac os x leopard has better speech recognition (for me)
pbgamestudios 2 years ago 3
I love this program! It comes with Windows Vista. Check out my video to see it working quite okay!
moestress 2 years ago
where can i get that program , please answear
oskare8 2 years ago
ha ha ha ha...try that before u record and publish ur video...u make me LOL...
bluethunderfire 3 years ago
well it seems like you're not having fun after all, try training it some more. I'm using Dragon NaturallySpeaking 9.5 to type this message. it works great.
lyvate 3 years ago
I use XP with Speech Recognition i don't seem to have the Problems that you are having here, Service Pack 3,v.5657
Get a proper operating system.
roycpc464 3 years ago
VISTA SUCKS.
Sheawnbio 3 years ago
Very true, very true.
Sinani201 2 years ago
you are sepaking very fast, try to speak slowly...
RLS
RLS7RLS 3 years ago
Taking 5 minutes to start a game of Serious Sam is the future of technology. :P
CapnDingo 3 years ago 17
haha, learn the commands first. It was like my first time, i was just like you, "WHAT!? WAIT NO NOT THAT!" *ohooho yaaaaaaaay
PSPwizx 3 years ago
There was no eject cd drive command.. haha
just say :what can i say..
CheeHao93 3 years ago 3
hey you have battle field 2 too! d you still play?
deathscore 3 years ago
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these guys who post these videos are idiots, they need to go through the tutorial it tells you exactly what things u need to say, if he wanted the computer window he has to bring up the start menu, this guy is learning the hard way, get a brain.
DevilsKrisis 3 years ago
k its not really the point thy wouldnt post it if it wasnt for fun. then are trying to do stuff but it turns out funny and you guys are spassing oh i spend 24/7 on my computer practicing with every program i have *snort*
deathscore 3 years ago
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this guy is so stupid retard i dont even understand what is he saying
Goliath002 3 years ago
Voice recognition should recognise the color of your tone... I'd like to yell on my 5 years old computer, who cant run anything
justaguy08 3 years ago
speech recognition doesn't really work in a game
sargentjaskaran 3 years ago 2
seen the voice thingy work good in another vid, its just that PCs are soooo noisy u will most likely always have problems with that
EosforosGR 3 years ago
WORLD OF WARCRAFT
imtheviewer 3 years ago
if he didn't do the setup in his normal tone then this is like telling a dung beetle to wash his hands
KiKaiderAnime 3 years ago
And that at that at that at a at that a lot of back of the effectiveness and sat at a cattle at desert to serve disturbance turned disturbed Arab disturbance powered by a virus of a that butter and jelly power by a virus until the day and auditing and the DVD me me me and the end of the management and study on it at this data is one of the half to one in the DDT not as I had eaten behalf of the
bl0g3rboi 3 years ago
lol my six yr old tells her computer better commands with Speech Recognition, I think you need to go through the tutorial like we did and get to learn the basics.
Nice try though. Oh yeah I am using Speech Recognition to write this as well.
LadyNinjaKagero 3 years ago
To close the CD drive, do the eject command again. There isnt a command programed into windows like "reject" or "close bay" or anything like that. I tested it on my own computer and thats the only way that works.
hybridthehobo 3 years ago
LOL omg that has to be one of the funnest things I have seen in a while. Must be because I just now started messing with the software, but man, I was CRACKING UP watching that heh. GG =)
nosmo07 3 years ago
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what idiot wants to play a game with voice.. its not designed to play games with.. It's very hard to program the speaks Recognition and i think vista did a very good job, but you have to know the COMMANDS!!!!
flipposmits 3 years ago
I don't know what was funnier, this video, or the fact that you put vista and good in the same sentence.
Flame3230 3 years ago
un-eject?o.o lol
seth1242 3 years ago
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This guy is a dork... what a waste of time. Learn to use the program - speak slower, more clearly - and stop mumbling!!
TonayD 3 years ago
not the point...
kingofwar2469 3 years ago
my works so much better.... at least compeared to the start of the movie...
it may just have something to do with all the sound in the background though...
mjeldegutta 3 years ago
dude stop changing your voices pitch, that fucks the system up truste me xD , it has to pick up the correct wave, if you change the pitch the wave changes and automaticcaly it'll not understand you.
VoidKeeper 4 years ago
for the commands to work from desktop
make them in your "favorites folder" then they work from anywhere.. and name them what ewer you wish to say, ect make shortcut of "my computer/c" in the folder and name it system. then "open system" would open C: driver etc etc.. u get the idea.
commands are great for games with multiple characters to control, ghost recon etc etc.
and ofcourse strategy games. make buildings at home while fighting. ;)
Eqvaliser 4 years ago
Eject, reject, inject...
Hummerwar921 4 years ago 17
u should use the turtorial for speech recognition
spectator100 4 years ago 2
But then it might work and thats not as funny as this.
wierdboy 4 years ago 2
who needs speech recognition in games?! what a bullshit
xflamyx 4 years ago
You dont say my computer in vista. You say open "Computer" please take the vista speech recognition tutorial and learn the basics properly before you can get it to work very well.
sonicgear93 4 years ago 2
woot for serious sam 2! XD
bubbanitro 4 years ago
Let's Go Back to XP why don't we?
Service Pack III is on it's way...
BlackHatLinwix 4 years ago
uhh you say eject again
neicedogs19 4 years ago
If i were u i would get the alienware m9750 ( it is a laptop) or a dell m1730 ( also a laptop ) because they have VERY good graphics cards and the dell xps m1730 has a physx accelerator too!!!
girrocks12345 4 years ago
i need a cpu that will run very very fast and have no problems with games what should i go for
snake786123 4 years ago
i cant see the point of this unless ure typing a load of school work(hmm reminds me of something...lol) etc
heretic666123 4 years ago
hahahaha :lol:
parotdestroyer 4 years ago
where is the voice recognition in windows vista ??? i have home edition
d1sAs7eR 4 years ago
either in control panel, or search 4 speech
heretic666123 4 years ago
go to start and search speech
321ashley321 4 years ago
vista speech is way buggey
redcat608 4 years ago
lol it's not too good for gaming aye,it would be awsome but, "Headshot" Boom yaya!
Blober112 4 years ago
press the eject button!
mikeyman9 4 years ago
omfg ur comp is so stuped ask it to kiss my ass
cuda92 4 years ago
You could be like, "Shutdown" and it restarts or "Open" and it takes you too porn sites. Tastey.
jazcash 4 years ago
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you should also try to stop beeing gay.
I think vista is developed for heterosexuals.
Rotemetoot 4 years ago
You talk like a douche. I wouldn't do what you say either.
efripp 4 years ago 2
dont pronunceat so weirdly and calmdown and speek up
CAiTiiBOO 4 years ago 2
sorry, but we arent all robots with no emotion, we get mad when shit fucks up.
qwertymac93 4 years ago
actually you say eject again
go4it7arh 4 years ago
did you even do the tutorial?
wannabehaxor 4 years ago 2
I m using this and this is very simple!
I hink you are should read the calibration text
no offense but this is spam for the people qho know commands
D3ATHC 4 years ago
deject!
alahos 4 years ago
...how do you NOT go insane.
robs8888 4 years ago
LOL!! I Have Vista (not installed) but is this inclued on ultimate?
D3ATHC 4 years ago
ya on all
CAiTiiBOO 4 years ago
where you get this programm?
D3ATHC 4 years ago
It's called Windows Vista. It's Microsoft's new OS. Go to a tech store, they should have it.
TokenWhiteGuyAGR 4 years ago
if your on about speech recognion go to start and search speech
321ashley321 4 years ago
It is Close Dumbass
H2Glitch2007 4 years ago
learn the voice commands 1st plz
Omaga 4 years ago
It would be kinda cool if it would work on Counter Strike. "Aim for head", "shoot"
Megabunghole 4 years ago
dont u use a screen record???
cooliowashere 4 years ago
ur makin Voice recognition look a lot worse then it is
juztenrox 4 years ago
Vista can still go suck a nut. Unless you have lost the use of your hands, speech recognition is a useless buggy feature.
pzwhite 4 years ago
At the end i think there was a virus in your start bar in the lower right corner.
mjvsbj 4 years ago
that made me laugh so hard. open, open, open,..........close all. lol
yoyodude4 4 years ago
nice vids man
Monolisaoverdrive 4 years ago
Another thing people sadly do not understand, hence they havent read any documents on the Speech Recognition, nor do they no of the process of software development, is that applications need to follow some very simple guidelines to ensure useability of speech recognition....
KenmanDK87 4 years ago
I love who this is all untested
AJenbo 4 years ago
damn thats funny "close everything" XP Edition On Deck BOI We Dont Play
HVDondeck 4 years ago
One thing a lot of people understand is tht speech should be used ALONG WITH the mouse and the keyboard. You could be typing along and just say, "Save" and that would be easier than even pressing CTRL + O.
RobertDV 4 years ago
does battlefield 2 work on windows vista????
seans11093 4 years ago
What a pile of rubbish
FirebrandNIRE 4 years ago
nice... you have bf2
KAWUNEARTH 4 years ago
This is the type of person who thinks he can prove a car doesn't work by yelling "Start" at the ignition key. Learn how to use the program.
sgmarshall 4 years ago
The funny part was when notepad was copying everything he was saying.
Also, it's "close drive", not "Uneject" or "Inject" (lol). Trust me, I know...
Skaarjguy 4 years ago
you must have a bad mic or something its not usually that bad
zfunk 4 years ago
jajaj I remember Star Treck. When the science guy said computer computer.
Pattty3 4 years ago
this guy has no idea on how to use Voice recognition
there are commands to use
There are tasks where voice recognition should not be used
chingy1788 4 years ago
exactly. Voice recognition is typically meant for the physically impaired. Who will probably steer away from video games as it is.
RaVeN19Dizzle 4 years ago
This guy's a douche; he's made multiple videos trying to show how "bad" Vista Voice Recognition is, but he does not know a single command to get it working in the first place. I have it, and guess what: It actually works
Tishiablo 4 years ago
Hmm dude after your video, i think i'll stay with XP. opening my computer would be easiler. HAHAHA
darren221 4 years ago
'open my computer ... inject ... reject' hahahahahaaa
snoipn 4 years ago
i really want this where to get???? i got vista home premium
sweffe96 4 years ago
lol funney
dilizzy 4 years ago
That was hilarious "I'm having fun"
Pogo423 4 years ago
this is funny
INJECT! roflol!!!! try close CD drive or something
Love the voice thingie though
Lairial1 4 years ago
"Inject CD Drive"!!! Lool!!
ddfn 4 years ago
I do feel you play it up sometimes. If you say "Eject" again, it should pull the drive back in.
zachinglis 4 years ago
DAMNNNNN. I want Vista so bad. It makes me laugh soooo much. I love it's errors!
KritikalError 4 years ago
UNEJECT? INJECT? REJECT?
why didnt you say close?
zerosonico 4 years ago
because he was trying to open the cd drive
scrubadub1 4 years ago
it needs to ge used to your voice ;r.e.c.o.g.n.i.t.i.o.n. can you read
flamesbond 4 years ago
damn your box is too loud!
sulliee101 4 years ago
Might want to speak a bit more clearly? I couldn't understand have of it, so don't blame uncle same for not comprending :P
Lodyxxx 5 years ago
Jeez man. Speak clearly! :D
kenhes 5 years ago
Un Eject? LMAO
digitalgravy 5 years ago
xD lool :D open notepad :D:D::D
jimbo9090 5 years ago
XDDDDDDDDDDDD dude
BlackiceNoku 5 years ago
That's maximum fun, and that's the best it can do?
I'm sticking with XP until Microsoft can impress once again.
Truthiness231 5 years ago
OMG!!! HAHAHA!!! I had my voice recognition on my computer in sleep mode, and as you were saying stuff, my computer was doing what you were saying in the background! HAHAHA!!! And my CD-ROM Drive ejected "automatically" haha! ^.^
Darkness3m0 5 years ago
lol, nice
BlackiceNoku 5 years ago
Disaster! XD
iamdegenatron 5 years ago