I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FIGHT CLUB THAT IS AMAZING YOU AWESOME! <3
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
PS HIGH QUALITY MY ASS It's Resolution SUCKS IN THAT PICTURE. OH BY THE WAY! you should do a show in orlando so i can see you LIVE cause that would be amazing. <3
I saw an article about you today in the Philadelphia Metro! I was so happy. :) At first I was steering clear of it because the cover story about Israel plowing a bloody swath through the Giza Strip fills me with inhuman woe, but then I was like "Wait ... is that Chris in the little blurb at the top?!" It's good to know that as the world comes down around our ears I have good taste in internet sensations.
i just posted a song on my page, im new to all this posting stuff i only have a few vids but i would like and love it if you checked it out and let me know what you thought. thank you
BUT I don't think the show's gone downhill. I still laughed, especially at the "cut down lizard" =D But now you're prob. going to be spammed with blurry pictures of lizards in santa hats because you said that Chris. Have fun with teenage spite
Hey,Chris,you think being in Calif makes Xmas seem unreal.
Try living in subtropical queensland,Australia
Most days the temp is over 35 deg C(95 F),& we have to have the fan or AC on everyday.
It's a weird thing to collapse in your living room in a pool of your own bodily fluids in a fit of heat exhaustion & see your fellow Antipodeans singing 'White Xmas' on tv.
While most Aussies have woken up to the absurdity & have a cold meal on xmas,some persist with the hot turkey.
y r u making everyone hate u chris? ok, well not everyoe.... but youve been really grumpy lately, im temped to un-subsribe! no affence or anything but ur being nasty lately.
haha i like how he always makes people go to his site by not showing the interesting pictures and instead posting it on his site for us to give in to our curiosity and visit
Chris. You lost you're feel. I was comparing some of you're old stuff to most of you're new stuff and you're old stuff was much more better. Don't get me wrong but I think you should look at see how much you've changed.
EARTH TO CHRIS: your own photography is not that great. there's so much light, that everything is really washed out, and (at least here on youtube) when the bag of peanuts came on, i could not see it. FIX IT. fix it before you criticize other people's photography.
Its a plastic bag full of slightly green (mostly white) peanuts in an all white room, don't be ridiculous. Also its a video, which makes it videography and not photography at all. Don't insult m'lord.
Carly!!! Don't you dare threaten Chris!!!! Oh and at 2:13 I love the color on the dog!! Love the dog's eyes!!! What color is that? Light blue or something?
I think he's been watching ____ Club on G4's "Movies That Don't Suck," as I've been too a few times over the past few weeks. I only use the underscores because I'm not really supposed to talk about it.
sandy died recently :(
DisDamnRandomness 2 years ago
Fight Club is awesome
Chris is awesome
CUTE CLUB IS AWESOME!:D
childlikebelief 2 years ago
"cut down carly"
aahahhaahahah
11CARW11 2 years ago
Lmfao!
I piece of snot with four legs.
EmilyBelemily 2 years ago
yada yada yada yada!
AmaliaKZ 2 years ago
I liked that black lizard. It was adorkable.
MolkoxLewd 2 years ago
Tinkerbell angry. Tinkerbell hurt you.
KaitzDotKom 2 years ago 14
YES!!!!! tinker bell had laser eyes yeah
EXW3 3 years ago
hah i love Peanuts!!
alyssaishness 3 years ago 3
I like lisards.
ASDFGH8273927 3 years ago
*lizards
ASDFGH8273927 3 years ago
Me too, but they aren't cute X3
thanyou 3 years ago
ohhh peanuts! you pwn =]
almostfamous1o1 3 years ago 2
Bearded dragons are reptiles, not lizards.
tophergrallison 3 years ago
Blame Carly. If she's this far off on what "high quality" means, I'm sure the difference between lizards and reptiles eludes her.
UberMan5000 2 years ago
I think Peanut is being really mean. BAD peanut! BAD!! *shake shake*
Ment0k 3 years ago 2
look at these HIGH QUALITY LIZARD PHOTOS.
XD
HAH!
wespitglitter 3 years ago
*shake*shake*
999rocks 3 years ago
I AM FROM CANADA
gunz123451 3 years ago
PEANUTSSSSSSSSS
STYRAFOM PEANTUS
01Justin010 3 years ago
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FIGHT CLUB THAT IS AMAZING YOU AWESOME! <3
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
PS HIGH QUALITY MY ASS It's Resolution SUCKS IN THAT PICTURE. OH BY THE WAY! you should do a show in orlando so i can see you LIVE cause that would be amazing. <3
Deathflame2007 3 years ago
I saw an article about you today in the Philadelphia Metro! I was so happy. :) At first I was steering clear of it because the cover story about Israel plowing a bloody swath through the Giza Strip fills me with inhuman woe, but then I was like "Wait ... is that Chris in the little blurb at the top?!" It's good to know that as the world comes down around our ears I have good taste in internet sensations.
SquallCloud 3 years ago
Oh Peanuts! you are vicious..
MissLily333 3 years ago
2:53 Best answer to church freaks! LOL
cpinill 3 years ago
haha i swear how does peanut get away with half the stuff he says???
that crazy peanut lol
raquelle08 3 years ago 11
Hey, my sisters' nickname is Lizard. :(
Warriorwolf1114 3 years ago
PLUUUUUUUGGGG
hyperrmusicc 3 years ago
you have a great show chris, but i think you piss alot of people off
umahuma4 3 years ago
so the person who thumbs downed this doesnt like cute with christ then?
umahuma4 3 years ago
"someone will get hurt and it wont be me"
thats from a song called "Someome Must Get Hurt"
by She Wants Revenge...
KennyTheHM 3 years ago
I feel the same way about snow, hate to drive in it etc but it's lovely to look at.
rsoubiea 3 years ago 4
USE MY CAT STEAMER!
i'm a partner, shouldn't my cat be on these videos, i mean i've used her in many videos, she's a star!
:)
-August
BabyKillingUnicorns 3 years ago
what breed is the puppy @ 2:15 ?
KevlarHead666 3 years ago
I think the tan one's a Lab and the black and white is Border Collie
maat369 3 years ago
Peanuts F.t.w.!
ahaa.
bracefacekrysty 3 years ago
peanuts so fuckin awesome
Likokas 3 years ago
I've said it before, and I'll say it again - this fucker is genius.
Splurge24 3 years ago 3
"YOU ARE PREJUDICE AGAINST LIZARDS!!"
Awesome Show Chris!
TiffanyJayneLovesYou 3 years ago
tinker bell angry, tinker bell hurt you. xD
AllisonMusicRox 3 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
i just posted a song on my page, im new to all this posting stuff i only have a few vids but i would like and love it if you checked it out and let me know what you thought. thank you
atwen7331 3 years ago
"I can't drown because I'm the Lord."
lmao
xer0c 3 years ago
Nice attempt at Fight Club :P
GuavaJateLove 3 years ago 2
Joy could not be any cuter.
CrayolaaWonderr 3 years ago 2
I love peanuts!
rayhey2 3 years ago
Lol
I LOVE YOU CHRIS!!! X
XLilMissKathrynX 3 years ago
I LOVED HIM FIRST
tehautumn 3 years ago
what happend to the cat stuck up the electric thing??
danc3hallkrashr 3 years ago 3
Was that high quality photography with your sack of packing peanuts? It was too light!
MOMofSAILORonUSSGW 3 years ago
whats that music? podington bear or something
TheJoshunar 3 years ago
yes lazerzzzzzz!
TheJoshunar 3 years ago
a lizard is a piece of snot with four legs, haha. these videos are greattt.
dukebluexdevilsbball 3 years ago
I can't see the lizard. It blends into the background haha
lena2k 3 years ago
yeah show cute reptiles!
hatchlingcopperhead 3 years ago
do a recital again, but i love ur show too:)
rocque101 3 years ago
Chris, I couldn't find the Carly from TEXAS photos ... are you daring to incur her wrath?
LivingDog94 3 years ago
peanuts - hands down!
Chris what about a special cutedown? - just for Carly, her lizard, and peanuts.
LivingDog94 3 years ago
WHAT A CUTE LIZZY!!!
Whis3 3 years ago
I LOVE that lizard!! Ilu too chris!! ;D
webkinzcodestrader 3 years ago
I almost thought "blergh, i'm bored of chris now" but no. This was fantastic ;)
Hooray for youtube treats!
DhiscoStu 3 years ago
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAT IN UTAH?!
Emo4life278 3 years ago
ROTFL
SdUdExDo 3 years ago
I'm going to be honest,I miss Colty too.
BUT I don't think the show's gone downhill. I still laughed, especially at the "cut down lizard" =D But now you're prob. going to be spammed with blurry pictures of lizards in santa hats because you said that Chris. Have fun with teenage spite
LynD11 3 years ago
oh yes the laser eyes!!
eyesproud 3 years ago 3
chris is so funny!
l0lz3rz 3 years ago
hahahahahaha
ebaker92 3 years ago
I haven't watched you in foreveeer! What's wrong with me? Good thing you're still rocking. ;D
oscarthefattycat 3 years ago 2
me too, for some reason...
debie91 3 years ago
poinsettia
dadeedum 3 years ago
Fight Club references (:
They make me happy.
BabyImAnAnarchist17 3 years ago 2
Carleys a bitch lol
OoopMAXqooO 3 years ago 2
Lol
sueishere25 3 years ago
"LOL! The stuff you can get away with saying on camera, Peanuts."
lovece7 3 years ago 4
Hey,Chris,you think being in Calif makes Xmas seem unreal.
Try living in subtropical queensland,Australia
Most days the temp is over 35 deg C(95 F),& we have to have the fan or AC on everyday.
It's a weird thing to collapse in your living room in a pool of your own bodily fluids in a fit of heat exhaustion & see your fellow Antipodeans singing 'White Xmas' on tv.
While most Aussies have woken up to the absurdity & have a cold meal on xmas,some persist with the hot turkey.
V odd indeed.
blackwhimsy 3 years ago
ahahahhhahhha! always playing it: ''Tinkebel abgry Tinkebell hurt you!
BOBODEKAT 3 years ago
the person that wrote the text comment below mine really sucks at correctly spelling words. seriously.
matt4ffx 3 years ago 3
y r u making everyone hate u chris? ok, well not everyoe.... but youve been really grumpy lately, im temped to un-subsribe! no affence or anything but ur being nasty lately.
myponiesrule123 3 years ago
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nice combover, homo
jesusnixon 3 years ago
Great video Chris!
tomf108 3 years ago
The song used at the end makes my subwoofer happy ^^
serfox1 3 years ago
omg agressive peanuts,
YellingYaz 3 years ago
CANADA FTW!!!!!
RandomAsCheese 3 years ago
L: Joy (PUPPY)
Irinacoolrulez 3 years ago
i sent a picture of my doggy and it was clear and it wasn't shown
Tiffy304 3 years ago
One of your funnier ones!
renaepenn 3 years ago 2
LOVE the sarcasm!!!! And you have that fishing line prop action down to a fine art!!
renaepenn 3 years ago
Chris you're such a good looking man, please comb your hair. =)
lamgamboa 3 years ago 3
but i have a freakin awsome leopard gecko
youmadeyourpoint 3 years ago
tinker bell angry.
tinker bell hurt you.
*laser beams*
ahahahahahahaha... xD
jadeal17 3 years ago
yeah, don't touch the snow... haha
Gerusapan 3 years ago
2:53 is kinda ...
alanochanman 3 years ago
YES! I love Fight Club!
FungusToes 3 years ago
What's the name of the song played in the end?
HomeyHansPeter 3 years ago
I see a Fight Club reference! :)
whitefluffyhat 3 years ago
i miss ppls dreams dying watever happened 2 "all ur dreams r dead"????
rockinhomosapian 3 years ago
hahahahahaha i love your show!! =]
GonnaxoBexoFamous 3 years ago
This is the best channel on youtube. TINKERBELL HURT YOU!
byrnecobain 3 years ago
what happened to his assistant?
encyclomedia 3 years ago
i agree with killath
chris is a /b/rother
punkrawklove66 3 years ago
Not as funny as it used to be...didn't even smile once.
Yakura 3 years ago
am i like a lower form of life for watching this?
joesmellor 3 years ago
Chris must be a /b/tard. Im so sure..
killath303 3 years ago 3
Colty, I miss Colty and so does Jesus.
elvickRULES 3 years ago 2
Joy the Puppy...so cute
declan777 3 years ago
abby looks deformed...
lcooke 3 years ago
yay!!! FINALLY LASERS IN EYES! BRING BK COLTY!
emilyninjagal 3 years ago
Love my daily dose of Chris. Keep it up!
jesse1971 3 years ago
by giving in to the terrorist demands you are only prompting them to send you more lizard photos!
lukuleles 3 years ago
bring back Colty!!! :'(
TOWELS!!!!! lmao if you want colty back copy and paste this
SwayzeLuva101 3 years ago
i miss colty!!
ctw111 3 years ago 2
who is going to be your co host? that girl or peanuts?
EliasMohr 3 years ago
peanuts ruins the whole show
wupsi001 3 years ago
Peanuts is the soul of the show!!
PureLtFan 3 years ago
ya motha iz
wupsi001 3 years ago
no.
PureLtFan 3 years ago
love the soundtrack at the end
helmus2000 3 years ago
D: jeezuz!
What happened to the horse?
I LIKE TOWELS
SmilyXAlli 3 years ago
is, peanuts the bag, saying f*** y** ?
bitchthebob 3 years ago
my favorite one so far! loved it!
shinyadono 3 years ago
What, now a prejudice against lizards now? Although that chick does seriously need to know how to work a camera, those pics sucked :P
DENZIS666 3 years ago
:D that was an awesome episode, the best one in a while. Not to say the other episodes weren't awesome as well :)
harpdevil 3 years ago
i love it when your mean Chris...lol...BUT LIZARDS ARE ADORABLE RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!....jk lol
laughinbuddhaboy 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
wow most ur viewers r faggots
quinncyquinnquinn 3 years ago
haha i like how he always makes people go to his site by not showing the interesting pictures and instead posting it on his site for us to give in to our curiosity and visit
yyourfacee 3 years ago
I've been out of focus myself for so long that I am not sure if I could tell if something was in focus or not!
Cherri59 3 years ago
This is wierd, i just watched fight club and then corner gas when they had the movie club episode that was based on 'fight club' and now this ._.
lightshadow22 3 years ago
Ouch. Is Bag of Peanuts allowed to say that on youtube?
iisashes 3 years ago 4
A bag of peanuts can get away with so much! ;)
lunashouse 3 years ago 2
yay lazers!
nekopheliac 3 years ago
Chris. You lost you're feel. I was comparing some of you're old stuff to most of you're new stuff and you're old stuff was much more better. Don't get me wrong but I think you should look at see how much you've changed.
Aperson167 3 years ago
you make hundreds of videos for crazy cat people and try not to lose some of YOUR feel.
bravocmdr 3 years ago
sometimes change is good, yeah.
00mahd00 3 years ago
All of Sandy's dreams are dead!
Petrades 3 years ago
hahh the face he makes at 2:53 is funny
straub11 3 years ago
EARTH TO CHRIS: your own photography is not that great. there's so much light, that everything is really washed out, and (at least here on youtube) when the bag of peanuts came on, i could not see it. FIX IT. fix it before you criticize other people's photography.
artistical88 3 years ago
I like his photography style, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.
The clean and white style is one of my favorite things about this show.
xbox360owner93 3 years ago
Its a plastic bag full of slightly green (mostly white) peanuts in an all white room, don't be ridiculous. Also its a video, which makes it videography and not photography at all. Don't insult m'lord.
WellArmed 3 years ago
Wow. Peanuts really cut loose on Carly's lizard photo's.
dlan4327 3 years ago 2
am i the only one going to vote for the lizard just in spite of chris's prejudice? :P
crazybilby 3 years ago
Weren't you listening. DON'T TALK ABOUT CUTE CLUB!!!! hehehe
lisadreamin 3 years ago
Aw, I missed peanuts! Glad he is back!
JoMiMo555 3 years ago
Peanuts just kills it.
mellii101 3 years ago
u kept it real!!!!
kirdook 3 years ago
PEANUTS IS BACK!!!!
jayboicool 3 years ago 2
peanuts ruins ur show.......
still love you but i feel like finding u and burning peanuts.
and then stealing one of ur shirts.
AsEazyAsABC 3 years ago
Fight Club=Love
TGIxKim 3 years ago
The laser eyes are back!
hugglemuffinz 3 years ago
Carly!!! Don't you dare threaten Chris!!!! Oh and at 2:13 I love the color on the dog!! Love the dog's eyes!!! What color is that? Light blue or something?
sonyab1974 3 years ago
i love that music at the end... does anybody know what its called?
thedollarbillgill 3 years ago
Bring the guy from LA weekly back !!!!
Skydromakk 3 years ago
Peanut needs to watch his language! There could be young children watching!
imthehuman 3 years ago 2
CUT DOWN. haha I used to say that all of the time. Brings back a lot of memories. Love watching your show Chris!!!
walrus321 3 years ago
I love the bag of peanuts! Hilarious
slclausen 3 years ago
You tell em' how it is, Peanuts!
dayseehead 3 years ago 2
haha the lasers are always funny
kt4rockstar 3 years ago 2
blahhhhhh.
it's slightly boring now, sadly.
poo. :(
pissedpecanpie 3 years ago
He is doing a live show, he is busy..
here2stayfrom06 3 years ago
"..Even though she is.."
FreakNamedCass 3 years ago 3
Lizards r sooo cute,a nd snakes... k? they r so ugly that they becme cute : ) dont' be discriminating
followstheunihorns 3 years ago
aw, too late, chris.
today we had a late start in school because of the snow! not that i have a camera or anything, but still.
...i hope we get a crapload of snow tonight.
suzi32 3 years ago
Haha, at 2:04 I thought he said, "Oh the stuff you can get away with saying on camera penis."
Awesome show Chris.
monkeybot1000 3 years ago
lizards can be cute, i use to have leopard geckos, they were cute
kurtwolfang 3 years ago
When do we get to see more of Chris' assistant, Karen... I mean Donna?
majorgeek 3 years ago
she was gay we dont want her anymore. Peanuts is waaaay better lol...
porkboi 3 years ago
Wow, I just think that it is kind of sad to see a grown man who talks to a bag of peanuts that no one can understand but him. :)
GothicKitten26 3 years ago
Tinkerbell angry.
Tinkerbell hurt you.
whitefluffyhat 3 years ago
Peanuts had me rollin... YOU CRAZY DAWG!
Garrison628 3 years ago 2
I love me some goth lizards.
I actually think lizards are adorable and I used to take care of a huge iguana.
echidnamon 3 years ago
Yay for Canadians =]
trixy219107 3 years ago 2
peanuts will never replace colty in my heart but I still love him. or is peanuts a her? or just an it.
guacamoleroxmysox 3 years ago
peanuts is hilarious
oh how i love this show lol
lawnmowersrideongras 3 years ago
wat happened 2 colty?
shadowslayerQ 3 years ago
thats what i was thinking!!!!!
amhfiregirl 3 years ago
That. was. AMAZING. I think this may be my new favorite episode of Cute With Chris. It was just excellent.
Keep it up!
~Tessa
meekakitty 3 years ago
I think he's been watching ____ Club on G4's "Movies That Don't Suck," as I've been too a few times over the past few weeks. I only use the underscores because I'm not really supposed to talk about it.
hubertcomixceo 3 years ago
god, i love Peanuts
WaffleFrie 3 years ago
The only kind of lizard that I consider cute is the bearded dragon, and that's mostly because they generally like people and enjoy belly rubs.
lehighguy 3 years ago
peanuts is harsh but he speaks the truth
pierpointcove 3 years ago 3
Hahaha excellent episode Chris.
subotaj 3 years ago
WOW! i just watched fight club yesterday! that was really cool!
Yoshi8710 3 years ago
lmao tinkerbell
xCrestfallen 3 years ago
man peanuts, that was harsh!
CRAZYxDAFTxPUNK 3 years ago 3
what happened to the grow your own pony?
thestoryyofmylife 3 years ago
where's Colty!?
ppppoill 3 years ago