Pineapple Express - Are you high?!

[ktockly]

no, no dont let him gonna, no dont wonna

[6flakes]

One of theBest nights of my life was at my friends house watching cool stoner movies and programs

[dcg2011]

I'M LEADING THE PARADE

[576Trent]

We gotta get tha f outta here!

[CapedCrusader211]

this was funny shit lmao!

[yunix]

"no dont let him gonna, dont wanna"

[MrOrdanJay]

hardest thing to do when your stoned ..... acting sober

[9ylopez]

"check my email cause i'm done with this." lol.

[TheCompound27]

why would he bear arms?!?

[IzzyBoy2012]

And he's going to go in the other room and check his e-mail, cause he's done

[milkydreamxo]

you are high as a fucking kite! lmao

[9ylopez]

"and check my email cuz im done with this." haha.

[goldieRocket]

No, no don't let him gonna! No, don't wanna!

[Ajahnee]

by far most favorite movie of all time

literally get hella stoned and watch this movie almost everynight

[michealjohnedmondson]

he should of called to cancel dinner lmao

[djgoomba290]

"no dont let him gonna, no dont wanna!" LOLLLLL

[308rem150horn2]

ha

[RealSouljaYuye]

2:23 No he's higher

[RealSouljaYuye]

0:41 "JUST BE YOURSELF" Never should of said that...

[ButteryDave]

dude.you smell like shit

[Christians9955]

hahah ur high as a fkn kite

[jjparkhill]

Your gun is GUN dont get a gun why would he bare arms lolol

[angrygrunt]

420000 views

[elanorest]

we need to begin premature evacuate, everyone i leaving the parade, we got f***** out of here best line ever

[RRC6]

Im not thriled wit you two either lmaoo

[LASuperboy]

"we need to begin to prematurely evacuate" lol genius

[Djute101]

"Why were you in the woods?"

"I bird watch...?"

[HosAndOREOs]

"Dude, you smell like shit"

xD just the way he says it

[smokepiffeveryday]

"i was in the woods" lmfao

[lilxchasiubao]

The twenty three people that disliked this video prematurely evacuated.

[Popz2424]

You asshole do exactly what I say or I will take you outside and fuk you in the street

[Ripcurl4Life1]

i would fuck amber heard all day!

[alanab94]

"why would he bear arms?!"

[crispyxiv]

Jerry Springer lookin ass

[ImGhastly]

"We need to start to prematurely evacuate!"

[chaosinorderrr]

@ImGhastly haha that shit was funny!

[AlejandroN2r2]

Stupid white people and their guns!!

[Goldhead05]

So damn funny.....funny x10

[skateedgy]

I bird watch.

[scraperade]

why would he bear arms?!?!?!?

[careerofbeingblue]

I think everyone can HEAR and SEE exactly what u can.

[Mrandyriadh]

Dude ur smell like a shit hahahahahhahaha xD

[tombob143]

"i bird watch"

[xasthurhead]

Your gun? His GUN?! Why do you--Dont get a gun why would he bare arms!

[DAYD111]

You are as high as a fucking kite! LOL

[JakeDances]

Prematurely Evacuate

[Pimson9999]

have anyone high today :)

[kaliberr021]

your gun is gun? LMFAO

[asdfdsfqwe]

YOU ARE HIGH AS A FUCKING KITE!

[captainkunty]

Whenever people ask me if Im high it kills my buzz

[42Okresh]

we need to begin to prematurely evacuate!!

[lilo9225]

"I'm not Fucking with you" That father is a OG

[TheLukieBoi1]

Thank you all for quoting from the video we all just FUCKING watched !

[0118195852]

..why would he bear arms?

[sinhult]

Whats the song at the start ?

[TurkeyPillow]

@sinhult its called wanted dread and alive

[lessthanthreemetal]

"we CAN'T call the police, the police were the murderers!"

[CaptainGrizzlyBear]

"we need to prematurely evacuate."

[johntka1234]

i bird watch..i dont no idont lmfao

[SpongebobsVEVO]

Your gun? His gun? Dont get a gun.

[wafflecushioned]

He's not there for 2 minutes and his girlfriend's dad is getting his gun.

[love4horses100]

you are HIGH as a FUCKIN kite!!

[patrickf245]

The dad in this scene, is by far the funniest character haha.

When dale is like "We CANT call the police because the police is in on it,"

The dads response is priceless. 2:04

[theoriginalallison]

why would he bear arms?

[scrapz20]

"Angie I swear to god! you do something or im gunna"

"No dont let em gunna No dont wanna"

LMFAOO

[JaniH96]

2. 10



[JaniH96]

2.10



[BrutalLegend7]

Im gonna take you out and FUCKING YOU IN THE STREET. No dont fuck us anywere LOOL

[RedLynx00]

No dont let him gonna.. no dont wanna

[DCMOCOFLOW]

"we need to prematurely evacuate" sooooooo fuunnny

[ashstoner855]

Thats So F@king Funny, Dude I want to get high, Oh one Time I was so sope to clean my room, but then I got High.... lol

[puanrog1]

dude you smell like shit lmfao

[kgbk56]

don't let him gunna. don't wunna 2:13

[theaceofspades39]

dude, you smell like SHIT

[theaceofspades39]

the dad is so fucking funny

[Sveners50]

YOU ARE HIGH AS A FUCKING KITE!!!!! lol

[HXCRyry]

prematurely evacuate :')

[Somervilladelphia215]

We can't call the police cause they are the murderers! LMAO

[flashdanceluver]

fuckin epic movie everytime i watch it i smoke cones and eat munchies :) best movie ever!!!!

[TheLakers1019]

"im leaving the parade" xD hahaha

[nicholasdunn1995]

you are high as a fucking kite

[vidwatcher31951]

No! Don't let him gonna! No! Don't wanna! xD

[fr0zdify]

@vidwatcher31951 hahahahahah

[rocketsauce4tehlulz]

"No, don't let him gonna. Don't wanna."

[Yawnierable]

NERDRAGE

[erictotalyownz]

I'm gonna eat some food.

[zTRiiCkZz]

2:00-2:53

Trust me Funniest part,

Thank me later.

[Dwk519]

"You're all dirty and bleeding"

"No I'm not, I'm here for dinner"

[devendrabanhart25]

we need to begin to prematurely evacuate! haha

[Asifk88]

lol seth rogen is pretty funny



[Erkerkerk123]

if I had a dollar for every time my mom yelled "YOU ARE HIGH AS A FUCKING KITE!"

[CoolDodger]

You are high as a fucking kite

[careandsweet]

Dude, you smell like shit

[101MichelleMassacre]

"you're all dirty and bleeding"

"no i'm not, i'm here for dinner."

LOLOL.

[coolshane17]

everyone im leaving the parade lmao

[joelmarte1411]

*Quotes Whole Video*

[gudraaa]

No don`t let him gonna...no don`t wanna....LOL !!!!

[ZarvalGaming]

1:26 ''YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT'' LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[JamesFranco127]

"Are you high?"

"What? No!"

"You are high as a fucking kite!!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[coolstertypderwelt]

get the f outta here

[SOUJADOOD]

flashback of my parets yelling at me as a teen 2:21 !DAD;''R U HIGHH '' ME; "what no im not high " mom jumps in YOUR HIGH AS A FUCKING KITE !

[Musichik2007]

why would he bear arms? haha

[lochotoo]

DUDE, YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT

[bambamactbam]

"your all dirty and bleeding"

"no im not, im here for dinner"

[jockerbad]

Ma-ta se fute pe capace de bere pustiu.

[kylekvem]

that is my dad

[thedizzyspells]

YOU ARE HIGH AS A FUCKING KITE

[JRiatric]

0:24 ...to-oday is Fridaaaay

[codywaynelouis]

why would he baire arms!?

[ryan19554]

why would he bear arms? hahahaha

[farrant2011]

Im leading the parade!



[huntermanders12]

"You're all dirty and bleeding."

"No I'm not. I'm here for dinner."

[SanFranciscan415]

High as a kite!

[2620productions]

premature evacuate

[xSpez]

best move ever

[mistermonday420]

WHY WOULD HE BEAR ARMS?

[osochapin]

you missed the fork part

[Travmapunk]

Anybody, please: what means "KITE"? Thx

~Not English~

[SuperBooyah123]

@Travmapunk a kite is like a piece of fabric attached to wood to form a sail like structure. This structure is then attached to the string and flown, feel free to google it.

[95ACJ]

Dude u smell like shit lmao!

[rgaud8]

I'M NOT HIGH, LET'S GO! lol

[ChicoDusty94]

this was to funny lol hahahaha

[chrismoon25]

"no, don't let him gunna. don't wunna ! " hahahahahahah best quote

[burtnbordr21]

why would he bear arms?

[boogiebuddy01]

that girl is so sexy

[WereGlidingWithStyle]

Why would he bare arms? ahahhahaha

[Perrynillaa]

HAHA :D ARE YOU HIGH?!

[zestytoaster]

prematurely evacuate hahah

[xBLaRowe]

dude you smell like shit.

[ElPolloLocoS13]

"Dude, you smell like shit."

[Odanrot]

2:23 Is a better time to start...

[XxxRowan90]

No no no, don't let him gunna, don't wanna

[360HERO45]

LMFAOOOO listen to how the father says "hey dale" lololololoo

[TheRpg24]

"im leaving the parade"

[XLIONCLAWX]

"Just be yourself. I'll Keep guard."

[Nachyou888]

Everybody should follow that parade

[cillastar]

You are high as a fucking kite! Ahahahahaha

[JDMnubi]

A gun? Don't get a gun! why would he bear arms?

[WeDidTheTango1]

Haha he sounds so innocent when the dad is all "I'll be back in a minute and you know what i'm coming back with?"

"No, what?"

hahah

[Xsnoopz]

"dude you smell like shit"

[mitsukaranai]

best line, "why would he bear arms?"

[SkylerDSmith]

I turned on the Transcribe Audio feature and had a laughing fit

[theg4444]

You're all dirty and bleeding! Haha who says that

[MrPeanuts015]

"You can't call the police the're the murderers!!" lol craks me up

[mason01021]

this movie is fucking hilarious.

[Dwk519]

"Dude, u smell like shit"

[atbuma7]

kuskus the food so nice they named it twice

[arnoldvnp]

2:16 hahahhahahahahahahahhahah LooooL......... xD The way he moves his hands its awesome.... xD hahahahahahahahhaha (or it seems to me cause i'm high... xD)

[DarkLeviathan8]

ARE YOU HIIIGH XD ?

[shikery1]

prematurely evacuate!

[22jermz]

Dude, you smell like shit.

[PinkieBoo22]

lmao auh mazing video to watch when ur fucked up.

[FohawkHawtie]

"What the hell happened to you?!"

LOL

[ryanmillhouse71]

Why would he bear arms?

[BlackleoJB]

@ryanmillhouse71 Haha I laughed when he said that !

[physicalgraffiti714]

EVERYONE, I'M LEADING THE PARADE!

[Galero15]

AAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHA

[ahubert45]

thumbs up 4 funniest scene in the movie

[friendlybacon]

IM LEAVING THE PARADE!

[wellstone1990]

no dont let him gonna, dont wanna!

[ItsYoungMic]

No, don't let him gonna! No, don't wanna

[ItsYoungMic]

lmfao

[djflatline86]

"We Need to Get The F Outta Here" lol

[plazaff]

DUDE YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT.XD

[AyoLesliee]

dont let him gonna dont wunnaaa

[ILOVEJB2341]

your high as fucking kite!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yogbim]

If you smoke weed, you're not high, you're stoned

[watertaco]

im supposede to be here right now hehe laughed my ass of to much stuff i regocognize xD

[DrDeviantBro]

why would he bear arms?

[Hughesy16LFC]

We cant call the police, the police were the murderers

[russskates26]

haha

The Dad `` Dude You smell like shit`` ahaha

[TheTomWIlliams]

"why would he bear arms?"