(HQ) BGT 09 Audition 05 - Mr. Methane (Farting)

[DonFrutsel]

I hope that nobody has to sing in this micro after this act



[fartmasterranger]

Must have eaten to many beans

[Peggycass]

@fartmasterranger To be honest, No, i heard that he learned how to take in air, that most of his farts had no odor. I read somewhere that Piers Morgan said that he stunk the theater out for hours, so maybe he did eat beans. But it seems that i read somewhere that his usually had no odor.

[victorhv23]

Thats an actual talent i think

[copperbed100]

thats fake u can see his hand touching his leg,lf u guys watch just for laught he use the farting machine..he press on his leg inside it,it has a farting machine...watch closely.

[123shockley]

you are a disgusting creature. lmao

[Rumpucycel666]

THE BEST TALENT JESTEŚ ZAJEBISTY!!!!!!

[GoNzElAMKD]

idiot

[PanzerBuyer]

Definitely put the ART into F-art. And Cudos to Pierce for letting him Finish!!! lol

[XxJamesJawsxX]

so useless but funny as.

[wieslawl59]

He definitely blew it.

[stjo5555]

anything

[danlublock]

He's in the wrong buisness. He Needs to Go into Fart Fetish Porn. He'd Make a KILLING! LMAOO!!

[Janciel96]

i can smell it from here damn

[watchoutforthis14]

hang on... is that eugene the librarian?

[bga6]

脑残。。。

[9PimP7]

@hogwassah No he doesn't, or elso he doesn't do it.

[shawteeChiLLz]

somebody is going to sing into that mic..

[hellgod21]

i dont know what the hell that was, but it definately wasnt a talent I would want to see or smell again XD

[Westiandi]

believe it or not: in Germany he came through to the second round!!!

[barnardoo98]

YOU ARE A DISGUSTING CREATURE!!!

[guitardom89]

Thats was fucking hilarious

[theycallmealiixx]

eughh

wouldnt like to use that mike afterr THATT!

[roseth22]

WHAT A TWAT

[3604528811]

look at 1:16

[fokkerxtreme]

I think he even shitted himself with the last one

[Princess0sparkle99]

wat bout the queen

lol xx

[kunglao254]

simon can really not laugh with it 1:16

[Spiderfridge]

butters

[victorhv23]

i dont care what you think but thats a fucxking talent for sure

[hghgnlkj]

lol =D

[grumble46]

one of the greatest things in my life ive ever seen

[kunglao254]

are you for real

[TheRaniayusran]

I feel really Sick

[Ambzzzxoxo]

I Hope They Have Some Spare Air Fereshener Some Where Coz They Would Nee Them All !! Anyways What Is The Can Or Bottle He Carries On Stage ?? Any Ideas ???

[kealyc]

The last fart right at the end reminded me of a low decibel thunderclap. In actual fact, that's the technical term for that particular type of fart.

And I'm a liar.

[occcika]

ohmygosh xD A real english man xD

[kunglao254]

that's a tyical english gentleman

[theycallmealiixx]

fuck off

[kealyc]

That is a real talent, unsuitable to present before the Queen of course, but he deserves a quarter-final place at least. You need a lot of self-control to do that.

[kunglao254]

i forgat al about the queen rofl

[SpiritThief]

the white bottle he carries is something close to lax, but it rids gas incase you have bowl problems.. that's how he does it, ask a pharmasist

[mszs]

Did they clean the mike before the next performance? I hope so!

[Hotshot679]

Outrageously Funny!!! And it kept getting funnier as he went along. Cheers!

[comedyguy008]

ha ha ha ha ha farting is so funny i think all farts are hilarious

[poswoll]

Notice how the crowd instantly recognizes him and cheers when he comes out. It would have been great if he could have beaten shaheen and susan boyle to perform for HRH Queen Elizabeth II! This man will get an OBE someday for puttung the art into fart. mark my words.

[kealyc]

We could use him as a secret weapon against the Taliban. They have IED's (Improvised Explosive Devices) and he would be our HED (Human Explosive Device). Quick, tell the MOD.

[ontheairrr88]

lmao!! 'tonyt ladies and gentlemen, i am going to be putting the art into fart'

too damn funny!

[cocoman2615]

did he keep the mic

[slypito]

i wish i can fart like dat.dat is classic

[samuraiok]

lol

[kealyc]

It's funny how women think that it's so cool to pretend to be disgusted by male flatulence. However women fart just as much as men. They consume as much alcohol as men nowadays, they must do.

[Peggycass]

@kealyc They do, i do, we all do. Anyone that says they never do is a liar. i knew a woman who said she never did,. I finally said, "You mean you've never in your lifr farted.?' Her answer was "Maybe without my knowing it"i remember thinking how stupid. You eat food, the ferments, and forms gas, it has to come out. Why even the QUEEN herself does.

[Peggycass]

@Peggycass I wrote you eat food, the ferments, i meant the food ferments. The woman i was referring to, who acted like she never did was about 35 years old. Can you imagine holding it in for that long?TALK ABOUT A REAL STOMACH ACHE.

[kealyc]

It takes a lot of self-control to be able to do that. In thus far, he has more talent and self-discipline than other would-be performers. He farts better than I can sing.

[girlingreensocks]

you have to give him credit for actually doing that though

[Peggycass]

@girlingreensocks Why?

[BoomstoneAnimation]

poor simon...poor us

[guildboi]

gross! just cant imagine the person who will use the mic next!