Idk what george carlin ever thought about there is no god...pfft how could that be when he is on that stage speaking truth lol.....his name is george carlin
can you please clarify this comment? it is poorly articulated. if you have any respect for George at all, you would know he was a consummate observer of the english language and the way we choose to phrase things. please be more precise in your comment so that people can respond properly.
I have an uncle who is almost the full embodiment of the person George is describing. He tells you every single mundane detail about his daily experiences, and when he can't remember something exactly, he'll spend several minutes trying to recall it. "I blew my nose 3 times that afternoon...no, wait...I think it was 4." WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?!
I got to see George Carlin in person right after he did this HBO special. The act I saw was exact to it. But I did not care. Seeing Carlin live was awesome.
@jpd782 That's awesome, I really wish I was able to meet him, or see a live performance. To me its sort of like a baseball game, watching it on TV is nice but its way better live.
omg George is AMAZING everytime I feel depressed or stressed out watching a couple of his videos really calms me down I mean he vents all this anger out in comedy form! ANd my favorite lines ever from him include the "but i like people", "low tolerance level for stupid bullshit", and "ROOF FLIES OFF!"
Lol, yeah same here, great to listen to something funny when your stressed from school, strangely enough im watching this exact thing on HBO right now
Yes alot of stress from college right now for me. lol. and George's outlook on life in terms of viewing everyone else from outside is something I can so relate too, since i also feel like an outsider at times.
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well I'm in good mood so i will buy that; normally, i would find a way to rearrange your neurons or add some Random Access Memory into your brain's circuit board so it does a better the job at reasoning. enjoy the show you little down syndrom cunt.
I actually want to have that conversation with someone and see what they do
trev8200 1 month ago
3:20 is by far the best part.. his mood and face changes within such a short period of time :p LOL
gurtanator 1 month ago in playlist Comedy
so fucking true
hongyewu 1 month ago
2:10 with the mock laugh fucking rips me everytime... impossible not to laugh even after seeing it 150+ times.
gu151 3 months ago
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Everyone: Blow it out your ass.
Manny1222 3 months ago
that's the way i am i only like people for a short period of time. most people are boring and stupid can't stand people .
getalife67 4 months ago
why did he have do die on us...
0engima0 4 months ago
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"I have a low tolerance level for stupid bullshit!!!"
I want 7 T-shirts written this line on them, so i can wear THIS LINE until i die.
Childofsour 5 months ago
I have a low tolerance level for stupid bullshit!!!
TheWayshowerTube 7 months ago
Idk what george carlin ever thought about there is no god...pfft how could that be when he is on that stage speaking truth lol.....his name is george carlin
datni99asteven 8 months ago 2
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can you please clarify this comment? it is poorly articulated. if you have any respect for George at all, you would know he was a consummate observer of the english language and the way we choose to phrase things. please be more precise in your comment so that people can respond properly.
sirtyler79 2 months ago
2:15 ................. LOL :-))
Monomeisms 9 months ago
THANK YOU GEORGE , FOR LOWERING MY TOLERANCE FOR STUPID BULLSHIT
ste666fan 10 months ago 2
I have an uncle who is almost the full embodiment of the person George is describing. He tells you every single mundane detail about his daily experiences, and when he can't remember something exactly, he'll spend several minutes trying to recall it. "I blew my nose 3 times that afternoon...no, wait...I think it was 4." WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?!
quakingaspen23 11 months ago
Lol blow it out ur ass 5 times. In the DVD, he says shut the fuck up 4times
ItachiHero 1 year ago 6
@ItachiHero I remember that. before I uploaded this video, I tried to find that version. I still couldn't find it.
em2241992 1 year ago
@ItachiHero I knew i wasn't the only to spot that.
theFaded01 6 months ago
@ItachiHero Different recordings of the same show.
MessyPaint 6 months ago
fuck you and the dvd
wsgwsg2004 1 month ago
"I have very low tolerance for stupid Bullshit." gotta be the greatest quote George Carlin ever said
merctp45 1 year ago
I got to see George Carlin in person right after he did this HBO special. The act I saw was exact to it. But I did not care. Seeing Carlin live was awesome.
jpd782 1 year ago 3
@jpd782 That's awesome, I really wish I was able to meet him, or see a live performance. To me its sort of like a baseball game, watching it on TV is nice but its way better live.
em2241992 1 year ago
@em2241992 At one point during the show. He blew his nose right on stage, then looked said "I'm selling this on E-Bay" LOL
jpd782 1 year ago
@jpd782 Haha! That's hilarious, this is why I think he is the best
em2241992 1 year ago
George nailed it on this one.
StonewallJackson26 1 year ago
I liked it better when the last part was "SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP."
TheRealDaKing93 1 year ago
@TheRealDaKing93 Me too, but I couldn't find that one, if I did I would have uploaded that one.
em2241992 1 year ago
I LOVE THAT MAN MAY HE RIP <3
gothicto 2 years ago
I love Carlin so much.
lolspud 2 years ago
NINE YEARS AGO!
TrunksHasBigBalls 2 years ago
omg George is AMAZING everytime I feel depressed or stressed out watching a couple of his videos really calms me down I mean he vents all this anger out in comedy form! ANd my favorite lines ever from him include the "but i like people", "low tolerance level for stupid bullshit", and "ROOF FLIES OFF!"
13Elphaba13 2 years ago 22
Lol, yeah same here, great to listen to something funny when your stressed from school, strangely enough im watching this exact thing on HBO right now
em2241992 2 years ago
Yes alot of stress from college right now for me. lol. and George's outlook on life in terms of viewing everyone else from outside is something I can so relate too, since i also feel like an outsider at times.
13Elphaba13 2 years ago
@13Elphaba13 what about "BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!!!"? my fav :D
milinm 3 months ago
"I know it was 9, because my wife was pregnant with our first son, Machmudi Benel-Sahid-Ben-Salaam."
Favorite part.
BucketheadBC 2 years ago 3
He's either 11 or 5
Parawhat7 2 years ago 2
Fuckin hilarious, almost shot Coke out my fuckin nose.
kingsteve55 2 years ago
what genius, i can't even believe i heard someone other than me say that.
garfunkel5000 3 years ago
RIP George Carlin, the best comedian ever no fucking question!!!
tgstkmop 3 years ago 37
George Carlin didn't like the "RIP" thing.
howla012 3 years ago 3
Yeah probably didn't, but I fucking said it anyhow, so "Can you deal with it?"
tgstkmop 3 years ago
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well I'm in good mood so i will buy that; normally, i would find a way to rearrange your neurons or add some Random Access Memory into your brain's circuit board so it does a better the job at reasoning. enjoy the show you little down syndrom cunt.
howla012 3 years ago
Haha, insults me and he can't even spell syndrome, what a tard!!!
tgstkmop 3 years ago
No wonder why you're so proud of yourself for catching people's misspellings. Grow up, will ya?
howla012 3 years ago
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tgstkmop 3 years ago
No.
tgstkmop 3 years ago
No?
Is that it? Sounds like a little kid who refuses to take a bath or something.
howla012 3 years ago
@tgstkmop agreed
XwJosephwX 1 year ago
@tgstkmop Don't forget "explosion at Thanksgiving dinner." That shit always cracks me up.
pratikh 1 year ago