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  • Lol lol lollololololololol

  • hahaha thats hella funny

  • PLOT THE COURSE MCJELLAN LET'S GO!

  • for me it is... stage 1:also tinging step 2:also restlessness step 3:jiggling and moving a bit step 4:moving=making me need to pee step 5:bouncing on my seat step 6:holding my croch step 7:the pee dance step 8:peeing a little from tme to time step nine:running to get to the toilet step 10:(if i dont make it)peeing everywhere right now im at step 6(holding my croch so its really hard to type and now im moving on to step seven the pee dance and OOH!OOH!IM NOW ON STEP 7 AND I CANT WRITE POPRERLY!
  • funnyest seen

    voice over:stage 7 involentary bouncing

    guy:oh no gotta go oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no stop the car

    other guy:thinking okay

  • i have like three stages

    1)slight tingling

    2)a sudden thirst

    3)piss explosen wounce i get my pants and underwear off

  • im at like stage 1 and i have and i had three cups of tea like a hour ago

  • I just loved this video !!!!!!! Im dying :)

    LOOOLLLLLLLLL !!!

  • I'm holding my croch so tightly right now I really have to oh brb. Back, I feel a lot better

  • For me... Stage 1, is also tingling feeling. Stage 2, crossing legs over.Stage 3, holding crotch. Stage 4, bending over. Stage 5, jiggling a bit. Stage 6, exaggerating all of the above. Stage 7, leaking slightly every so often. Stage 8, not being able to move. Stage 9, little accident. Stage 10 pissing everywhere.

  • @pugsf0rever im at stage 6 in my stages and that is holding my croch very tightly and bending over and now im leaking a bit so i am gonna go pee now text me back and add me plz

  • IM AT STAGE 7 OH NO GOTTA GO OH NO OH NO OHHHHHHHHH STOP THE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL ! .. i need to pee :L

  • :D LOL

  • I remember when i had to go i was on a minibus for 3 hours and when i got off the school was closed ( we were dropped off back at school) but i made it home.

  • I was holding pee for 8 hrs on a road trip.  Nobody would stop the car so I peed my pants.

  • Idk what stage I'm at, I've been holding it for about 8 1/2 hours

  • I'm at 9

  • It means more if you watch this while actually having to pee. Exactly what I did. Now I'm going to actually go pee.

  • So funny. . . =-]

  • I will never forget the times in my life when i have needed to pee extremely fucking badly but could not access a bathroom. One time in 2nd grade I didn't pee all fucking day and was like in excruciating pain. The reason I didn't go is b/c I was too embarrassed and couldn't find just the right moment to "ask". FUCK HAVING TO PEE LOL

  • never happens to me except sensitvity to motion and bouncing.......go up to your URL bar, put a Q between the words you and tube and then press enter or click go"

  • haha

  • i like the 'faltered stride' and 'visaral pain' stages

  • lol nice

  • wow OH NOW ITS BACK

  • lol no.. im..... fine. oh its back!!!!!!

  • lol i know

  • i just peed, i watched this, and now i gotta go bad.

  • has anyone ever really waited that long? i would not like that

  • sometimes unhave no choice! lol

  • i have

  • That is so funny!

    -Amanda

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  • I think, im at stage 5 now

  • im at stage 6

  • im at stage 6 bout to go to stage 7

  • Okay I had was already on the virge of peeing my pants before I watched this but now I'm really need to pee and I think I should get up but I can barely move because everytime I do it feels like I'm about to pee.

    Actually not moving I think I'm okay.

    Oh wait no now I have to get up I'm about to pee.

  • oh no gotta go!!

  • i love this sooo much!

    i actually have too pee now

    ahaha

  • his pants are weird/cool!! i love the stride !! hahahaha and by the way....... I HAFTA PEE !!

  • it is not true i dont bounce but still lol but when i see other people having to go it makes me go its really weird do any of you do that

  • I do

    LOL!!!

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  • lol

  • hilar. total laugh-making.

  • lmao at stage 7

  • I love this video because it's so true.

    "It's just the sound of a river, like whoosh, shhh-"

    "STOP TALKING."

  • i lovee stage stage.7 oh no gotta go,oh no gotta go,oh no gotta go, OH NOOO OH NOOOO!! STOP THA CAR!~!!

  • 8 & 9 are my favorite ! lmao

  • LOLOL Its really bad if you go though all the stages. I go at when i feel stage 1.

  • lol true!!

  • it would have been funnier if the man was funnier.

  • ^^ I loved that, so much. But actually, all of those stages are true. :3

  • this has been a presentation from "we have nothing better to do cuz we have down syndrome"

  • ok i watched it again and now i need to pee really bad but im trying to get all the stages!!!!!!!!!!!

  • this video is so true!! i hate when this happens!

  • False sense of relief. How true is that. Great job.

  • Just laugh why don't ya.

  • HAHAHA that is so hilarious HAHAHA

  • HAHAHAHA

  • haah this was funny =]

  • Nice job

  • great

  • I dont get it. Whats supposed to be funny? The way the guy behaves? This was not the least bit amusing.

  • i agree. i thought this was terrible

  • good job, im voting for you.

  • lol pretty much the only video to make me laugh out loud. A video about number 1's should surely be voted as #1

  • "...Plot the course Magellan!"

    I loved that line. Moving up!

  • this is probably my favorite in the contest. good job.

  • stop talking! LOL

  • Hahaha, that actually made me lol. Most of the other entries are complete crap, glad to see something worth while actually got through. 5 stars.

  • i usally go to stage 8 then i just go to the bathroom eh!

  • LOL! This was brilliant.

  • the introduction of dialog was rough after the first few stages didn't have any. the funny walk was the best part, but over all i have to say there were many other, much funnier entries that didn't get in.

  • funny but why are you parked in the first 4 or 5 stages. in the other ones your moving or stuck behind some one but those ones ur just sitting their...aside from hilarious i can relate. but then some times you get a pee that you can hold in for hours but when you actually do open the flood gates your there for like 5 mins.

  • I totally feel all of these stages! LMAO

  • was this real until the last part? or what?

  • ok one this was funny cuz most of the stages happened to me alll the way to pain but the passing out was weird

  • Not that good...

  • awesome dude. u got our entry beat. hey how did u get that voiceover to sound all old skool informational video style? i want to use sumthin like that for my next vid

  • very nicely done.

  • Did you guys have to kick him in the nuts to do stage 7? That voice was HIGH! lol great vid, and so true!

  • I would suggest reshooting. Take out Brillo and the water bottle with the clear logo. Both will get you a quick knock-out.

  • not bad man good luck in the contest, check out my entry

  • eh.....ok

  • Ha, it figures that the theme music to our sketchie submission is the same Soundtrack Pro loop your using in this video. Good job though :)

  • Good ol' royalty-free music... Good luck in the contest!

  • Pretty funny stuff.

  • lmao

  • FUCKING HILARIOUS! XD

  • rofl

  • stage 8 is the best.

  • wow, you left out the pee dance entirely!

  • We refer you to Stage 7: Involuntary Bouncing. Granted, the dance steps in said stage are not identical to those found in the classical version of the Pee Dance, but are more of an abbreviated 'bobbing' motion, typically found in affected persons confined to a seated position.

    Thanks for watching,

    The Fugitive Salesmen

  • Also, it may have been to graphic for your target audiance, but, a puddle at the end would have been hilarious.

  • @abolof i know right

  • man this made me have to pee

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