Softbank Dog - Rejected - English subtitles

[jason24568]

SOFTBANK DOG: OLD MAN!

OLD MAN: ???

SOFTBANK DOG: STEAK!

[johnclavis]

That dog rules. "OLD MAN"! STEAK!!" I love dogs. "Men don't cry!" LMAO!!!

[xiomastery]

ahhh kawaisoni

[HeartIOnceHad]

That was weird....

[iseaall1205]

friendzoned

[Noyuno]

STEAK!

[MunkiRules]

m'a fait rire si fort

[shahiru91]

Softbank..... it's all about mobile phone ..hahaha

[rubino83]

@shahiru91 No, it's all about an awesome dog. Phones are just along for the ride.

[MahBoi22]

Talk about Advice Dog...

[WakeUpNtokYO]

うまかったどす( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ LOL

[lahaina7464]

孫が日本に対して何をしていようと、日本人は犬や黒人登用に一々­目くじらをたてるようなショボい文化じゃないんだよ。

韓国人の考えることは器が小さい。

[MagicAccent]

Don't know what the hell that was all about, but I do feel inclined to give dog a steak. Right now.

[Velor5]

WTF!

[saitojharry]

ganmo!! :D

[gremlack]

WHAT AM I WATCHING XD

[seifukusha]

Ive seen these guys alot. The foreign dude is all over tv. His Japanese is really clear as well.

[Tsuresu]

@jaimegriffin You're the worst troll I've ever seen, if you're gonna try and do this shit at least make it funny.

[jaimegriffin]

@Tsuresu nothing funny about a nation that condones kid fiddling much less when americans go there... actually i do have something funny to say; with the tsunami i think its funny fish are now eating raw japanese... all my japanese mate could tell me was about some giant rave he went to... i think the problem was they could see how wide the waves were but not how tall; hey the last time america sent "nuclear experts" to japan 100,000 people died!... wave after wave of jokes coming, eat shit nips

[Tsuresu]

@jaimegriffin Do people actually get angry about you writing this shit? Seriously man, come on, make me angry. Troll me harder baby.

[Saavykaas]

@Tsuresu Woah there, you're asking that troll to both be funny and make you angry, that might be too big of a task to handle for him.

[helsinki]

@jaimegriffin i guess someone got dumped by his japanese girlfriend

[flatblackstrat]

@jaimegriffin Japanese are by far the top of the food chain when it come to Asia. Chinese are the niggers of Asia, not the Japanese. China and Korea have made a living off of copying the Japanese until it gave them a big enough foot hold in the market to undercut them with their low labor costs and low currency.

[sijotakane]

@MsBrittanyRoxify expert on Japan ??????

what are you saying? are you racist?

shiba and ainu are different species. country and culture are non relation

[deathnoteroxify]

<3 God I love Japan

[MsBrittanyRoxify]

@sijotakane Well i'm dearly sorry that i'm not a expert on Japan and all of their dogs, for a cream Shiba Inu looks nearly identical to a 'Ainu' or whatever it is.

[MsBrittanyRoxify]

its a shiba inu, my favorite dog ;D

[sijotakane]

@MsBrittanyRoxify dad is not "YOUR FAVORITE DOG"

he is Ainu dog.

[musicalviolin15]

Just wondering but what program do you use to put the subtitles? There's a Quentin Tarantino softbank commercial with otousan that I want to translate and subtitle and show my friends! or could you even do it for us? Pleeeaase??

[manicmuffin]

Even their dogs are more advanced than ours.

[Dongtacularity]

Forever alone ;_;

[Xundoshi]

Since I hear that the Japanese likely are discriminating blacks because they are exposed to blacks as much America is, it's cool to see this commercial. In the USA, I heard there are literally only about 10 Hokkaido dogs.

[tsunderecracker]

I get the humor in the translated adaptation, but can anyone explain the cultural relevance of the original GANMO gag?

[h87n93k]

I loooove it!

I hope my dad is shirato jiro...LOL

[KingDracoon]

Katie-Chan!!!!!!!!!!! -Yells out loud for a good 5 hours.-

[SHIBAInuFilms]

WEEGEE

HOMP!

CAMO!

[MyFoodIsBad]

Black men speaking Japanese = hot

[OmniDaAngel]

@MyFoodIsBad はじめまして、MyFoodIsBadさん。私も日本語を話して­います。これはホットでしょうか？ (I'm black.)

[DancingDruidStudio]

My thoughts exactly

[lovelyYN]

did she just call the dog "dad"?

[BaltAndTheDude]

3 people have been rejected and called old man!

[RaptureD87]

It's because I'm black, isn't it?

[elijahtakushi]

thumbs up for okinawa

[Scar231]

3 people are on the just friends plan

[swampass24]

Im glad i have softbank now, ==

[JustinDTran]

When Oniisan is crying, he looks like Didier Drogba.

[JustinDTran]

Oniisan, the rejected guy, is played by Dante Carver, who was born in New York and attended VCU. He's an American working in Japan.

[LOG1K690]

These are all great! Love that dog. I like the black dude too, it's good for Japan's perception of us dark skinned ppl :)

[Dant3x1986]

the just friends plan LOL

[stillprince]

Lmao isn't that an oden stand? xD ganmo... O_O <3

Guys, who cares if the dude is black? I personally think it's cool how Japanese are open to letting people from all over the world in commercials and media so whatever. LOL but that dog... love it

[001WolfStrike]

OLD MAN!!! STEAK!!! Nothin can beat japanese commercial's ;D

[TheTofuGod]

this fucking dog

[JazzyZenBrotha]

This commercial is awesome! ha ha. That brotha spoke fluently too!

And by the way, it's cool to see Aya Ueto got a cameo appearance in there.

[ReshaValentine1000]

So are we supposed to be sexually attracted to the dog? I'm confused

[TheWatcher2k10]

why is a black dude in a japanese commercial

[zamiako]

@TheWatcher2k10 cause the are many black people in okinawa japan

[JazzyZenBrotha]

@TheWatcher2k10 - Because this brotha is an actor who is not afraid to step out of his comfort zone and he knows how to communicate with people world wide. Also, contrary to what the media in the USA shows us, there are in fact Black folks who have jobs in other parts of the world. Yes, even in Asia. Peace

[RealDefentertainment]

@TheWatcher2k10 They are actually a growing black population over there and unlike other people they actually learn the language quick

[del787b]

love shiba INUs freaking funny comercial

[AnimeFreak792]

Hey. I LOVE these commercials but, do you have the raw Japanese ones? =/

I wanna practice my Japanese by listening, plus, my Japanese teacher said that she got the commercials she showed today from youtube but I can't find this, or 2-4 others that she showed that were raw Japanese. =/

Please help? =D

[0h28]

old man! STEAK!

[polarjeez]

STEAK!

[dewert2]

holy...is that actress Ueto Aya from "attention please" comforting the dude

[LavensKraw]

@dewert2

Yes. She was also in Azumi.

[Wolvesbane39]

Father is awesome! and... a dog... love it! XD

[adefalohun]

haha 面白い

[Desi1204]

poor guy. HAHA! R there other commercials showing he likes her?

[runevirage]

HAHAHAHAHA

[JAKAGE12]

STEAK!!!!

[iamlink4]

0:26-0:28 lol

[AceDevilProductions]

Awesome dog.

[SonicSnake]

Proposal using a mobile price-plan, followed by a rejection via mobile price-plan. Nothing can top those.

[SaviourV]

Unfortunately, it's a familiar scenario, mobile plan or no mobile plan...^_^

[ljh001]

sounds like he said "ganmo" meaning ganmodoki which is a type of oden. probably more fitting since it's a oden stand.

[Tsuresu]

Yeah, if you'd read the previous replies you'd see why I chose steak instead of ganmo.

And are any average viewers of youtube gonna realise it's an oden stand?

[ljh001]

any average readers gonna read the previous replies? lol. anyway good post. they're showing the hospital ones in japan now where otou-san is hospitalized.

[Tsuresu]

Yeah I know, I've done the first two of those and I've got the next three on the way (probably be up tomorrow).

You're in Japan now?

[ljh001]

yea

[Tsuresu]

Cool, I'm heading back myself in a couple of weeks.

[luf4rall]

@Tsuresu i hope you're doing well right now

[Franzko787]

@Tsuresu

Any chance you can do #3 & #4 when Otousan is in the hospital? I would love to know what he says when he rolls over in #3 - thanks.

[MusicFanOnline]

Really good translation on this and your other videos I checked out. You know how to walk the fine line between keeping the original meaning and adjusting when necessary to make the translation more effective for readers from other cultures. I am a translator myself and run a translation business. If you might be interested in working w/ me (I might have occasional translation jobs I could offer), send me a message. Anyway, good luck and thanks for posting these videos! Otousan daisuki desu!

[NodnarbRS]

I did ;D

[ScreamingScallop]

@Tsuresu Thanks for these--and for knowing that subtitles require interpretation and understandability more than mere translation. Too many amateur subtitle jobs (and some professional ones) read like the author spent a couple of hours with Yahoo! BabelFish.

[ChibiBuizel1]

What breed is Otou-san?

[imposterbasher]

Otousan. is a Hokkaido ken (aka Ainu ken).

[mitternacht07]

Original proposal....hilarious ...Otosa...Steak!!!!

[MorroccoSurrogate]

*mind explodes*

[yoyo5280]

Haha bestest phone adverts ever!

[xxxxbz]

otousan said ganmo! not Kamo!! and it means fried tofu. word

[Tsuresu]

Yeah, I deliberated over the ganmo thing for a while, but given the cultural understanding of most of the people watching this video, which sounds cooler/funnier/more effective, "steak" or "fried tofu"?

There's a trade off when translating, between authenticity and making the material understandable and entertaining for the target audience :)

[livvyxo]

To clarify, when I showed this to my friend who actually IS japanese he said otousan says "meat" at the end. ^^

[yoyo5280]

肉？ I'm pretty sure he didn't say that.

[livvyxo]

*shrugs* tell that to the native japanese speaker, not me

[yoyo5280]

Alright go on and give me a way to contact them then :p

[livvyxo]

lol we should to take his word for it :D

[yoyo5280]

Meat is 肉／にく／niku.

He clearly did NOT say Niku.

Lol sorry i'm sounding like a douche but just pointing it out lol.

[livvyxo]

Listen. I watched this with my friend in tokyo. someone who has been speaking Japanese longer than anyone else here; all his life. I'm just repeating what he said.

Don't shoot the messenger.

[yoyo5280]

Haha I didn't want an over reaction. And if it makes any difference, i'm in Tokyo too.

i'm not shooting you, or flaming you or whatever, i'm just telling you what I know.

[livvyxo]

Sorry you got the outburst! This has clearly being bottled up :P

It's cool :)

[chunkymilk]

who gives a shit?

[livvyxo]

Clearly you if you're bothering to type.

[MuToiDMaN]

I agree. "Steak" is funnier.

[fuzzycuffs]

I thought at the end, Otosan says "Kamo!" which means duck, not steak.

[TentacleSex]

These are so cute. Can you translate this one?

watch?v=DniIsBlGJQg

[Ido013]

（・∀・）

[JackTron7000]

olol 0:20 "plastic vagina"

[Tsuresu]

That's a pretty big stretch...

[sacura605]

i dont get it? whats so funy at 20?

[friedelt]

すごい！！！

すごいかた！！！

[TheJohnOfJacks]

god damn "Oto-san" is cool!

Oyaji,

HO!

Gammo!

[Goatmon]

hahaha yes he is.

[g00dsir555]

ahaaha that fucking owns

[kitkatcat6]

This is awesome

[thegoldenpower]

Simply awesome haha

[Derechtekojack]

:3

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[BL3000]

Racist japanese >:3