Metal Gear Sex Talk

[SpartanForgeWorld300]

jeez that grandma is such a slut! lol i saw this show on tv once.

[RedDaVincy]

Sue Johanson -- NOW WITH ANNOYING POINTLESS FX!

[9MAGGOT4LIFE]

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!

[md991free]

LOL, Sue is the best.

[Power2theFlyingV]

She was probably the shit back in her day :p

[TrNdke]

The MGS sounds are too much, this was killing me! I especially love when she grabs the dildo in a kung-fu grip and it makes the sound of loading a magazine.

[Jack9653]

??? : Snake, be careful! There are Claymore mines around there. Use a mine detector.

Snake : Who are you?

??? : Just call me "Deepthroat".

Snake : Deepthroat? The informant from the Watergate scandal?

Deepthroat : Never mind about that.

Snake : You're not using burst transmission. Are you nearby?

Deepthroat : Listen. There's a tank in front of your position waiting to ambush you.

Snake : Who are you anyway?

Deepthroat : One of your fans.

[darthstew666]

Penis whats going on? Penis?! PENIIIIIIIIIS!?!?!

[AdoreYouInAshXI]

@darthstew666 Lmfao

[Jack9653]

@darthstew666 "Penis! You can't do that! The future will be changed! You'll create a time paradox!!"

[nEph1k]

LMFAO

[HomzzR]

LOOOL

[luisxexas]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[pixiewilson42]

Dear Sue, I'm very confused where you get your info from about oral sex with men,,,I graduated from Miss Schlong's Preparatory School For Young Ladies ,,,with a 1st class Hons Degree in the Art of Deep Throat ...+an MA in Masterbation....

,personally I found the excessive saliva technique you use yourself to be a turn off,however I found that having a flip top head very beneficial because I could get most of the guy in my mouth as well as his cock..sluuurrrppp!!

[Toracube]

@pixiewilson42 I am going to have nightmares about this. Her head going up and down... When was the last time she ad a large hard cock in her mouth. Surely she should be an expert in shriveled up walnuts. I have never had a decent blowjob and have a feeling that it can only be done if gran there takes out her false teeth.

[pixiewilson42]

@Toracube.. Oh honey,you've never had a decent blow job..

then you've never had a decent woman..lol.All my own teeth,yes I can open beer bottles+crack walnuts with them too,,,but I also give mighty fine blow jobs...better than granny I reckon,,lol ...but who knows many a good tune is played on an old flute,,...wink wink,,,

[silenthillmaster755]

Deep throat , DEEP throat!

[BoneThugzNHarmony]

I love this

[DVDGuy88]

Amazing what the sound effects added to the video. LOL

[williamscheefjr]

@DVDGuy88 your a fucking idiot those are from metal gear solid. Get a fucking brain!

[SigmaEpsalon]

BIG QUANTITIES OF SALIVA!

[ambigera]

I wish SO BAD I never clicked on this.

[bilko103]

that is sick

[thegoochieguy]

i love taking the whole of the penis in my mouth, mamasue!

[ShazAce101]

LMAFAO I CANT BREATH!

[JaySoKnown]

LMFAO!!!!%!@*#%^!@#)%*^!!!!! damn.

[rescobar1997]

Fucking hilarious.."don't take the whole penis in your mouth."

[NEXTGENSKYN]

lmfao, this is some funny shit

[VeroPokesAlot]

this made me laugh so HARD

[croshaun]

damn this vid was funny, just got through playin mgs4, needed that laff

[go4a24]

She told me to use the dildo, now she's choking and has a dildo stuck up her ass.

[1Dancingfan]

lol...this is some real tuff stuff, wow

[Blaze0820]

I dont care im faverting this

[macmamas408]

lmaol omg im dyen over here shittt! good vid dam it lmaol hahaaa i needed a good laugh i love it thanks heheeee

[cyborn27]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LcoolJfiveoh]

totally jizzed in my pants at 1:01

[addersdream]

Drool hahahaha

Drool Bitch....,DROOL!!!

I know this bitch is old but fuck, who ever got with her back in her prime pussy days were lucky motherfuckers.

[cowtippingrocks]

OMG I remember watchign that!

[ultimate22]

OMG....LOLOLOLOL

[Thezemon]

DORULE ? what language is this ?

[JackalCandy]

"And you drool.." BURUUMM~

LololololllllOMFG...I cried.

[Neonraver02]

LMAO!!! This is by far one of the best sue videos I have seen hahahaha.

[CrimsonInHumanBlood]

lmao

[Gengstaboy978]

See this shit if my 11 year old sister saw...

[gizmondo69]

im gonna throw up.. .granny speak about this.

[wickedsks]

No, no, honey, DO take the whole penis in the mouth.

[Cognetto]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Im in the hospital just bust a gut

[DamarisAz]

Do I dare to put this video on my favorites? LMAO

[SpeedyStorm]

I'm having the same issues LOL

[prizonier2]

FUCKING HILARIOUS =))

[bruinsfan33]

AHAHAHAHA

[schiddleliddle]

nothin better than ur grandma teaching u about sex!!!!!!lol

[Katsi50]

LOLLLLLLLLLL

[nevaseenamancry]

LMFAO!!!

[robpalmerwishingwell]

0:54!!!

[dphilipson312]

LOL omg i am in tears i loved it great job with the sound effects.

[bahramOG]

OMG so funny

[littlecrazyforya]

omg i havent seen this lady in years lol the snake thing cracked me up rember ladys the balls too i gonna laugh all day about this at work i havent laughed this hard since the fat christian crazy lady on trading spouses

[Renamed4Shame]

"snake..snake..are you there..SNAKE!!!!!"

[mikesmovieroom]

omg!! an old lady talking about sex!! I dont think I'll ever get horney again lol

[RichardDdog]

damn damn damn i bet she can suck a mean dick.....lol

[CassieCleveland]

eew.

[Theakker3]

That first line did it for me

[FuckedYourDad]

all i heard was the smaller size of the penis and i laughed outta nowhere like hell

[minizer999]

luaghed soooo hard i peed a lil. i can't watch any more!

[ecclaed]

LMFAO

[IHATEMINOR]

WOW1!!!!!! TIS IS SORTA WEIRD

[snakeeaterfan23]

hah nice i never thoght that "metal gear" and "sex talk" would be in the same sentence......lol

[Quadhardcore]

HAHAHAHAHA OMG OMG OMG OMG THIS IS SOOOOO FUCKED UP cant stop laughing

[Hardstyle1OOpercent]

I am dying of laughter so much

[MechanicIris]

drool????!!!!!

[wodster88]

that is class dude!

[EliteDarkMage]

OMG OMG im crying its so stupid yet sooo hilarioius lol i love it.

[airforcedj09]

lol...omg

the sound effects make it so much funnier

[faianoproduction]

hahahha qst è il miglior video parodia di metal gear xD

[filthyvilthe06]

hahahahahahahaha

[Fathersquirrel]

lmfao im crying

[quellyquell18]

hahahahahahahahahah.....let him use a dildo hahahahahahahahah!!!!!

[spikehamer2]

LOL

[IcanSpellMyname]

OMFG IM DYING SO FUCKING FUNNY! gun sound when she whips out the dildo

[Legit92nick]

LLOLOLOllllllllll

[hopesofabetterday]

OMG that shit is funny

[PTfortune]

fuck you grandma... hehehe

[anner21]

what the fuck did i just watch

[shep222777]

this bitch noes nothing! MOAR DEEPTHROAT!

[JimMD102]

That was disgusting and sort of funny. Why did I watch that? Uhhh.

[sarafann]

haha lol.

[melak6]

hahahhahahhahahhhahahahhahaha

[MAJICB0B]

omg! LMAO

[affliction23]

LMFAO

[Fashnvictm]

what's with the weird noises?

[Mandehlin]

its from metal gear (play station game) too funny!!!

[Mysterious0Bob]

HOLY SHIT REALLY

[OhhhBaybay33]

oh, i love a sensitive man.. >:(

[ItalianSaiyan]

O I'm sorry... i didnt mean to hurt your feelings i just am saying it feels better for us and if you want stuff from us you should be willing to give us what we want

[zhouyang]

HAHAHA

METAL SOLID PENIS!

[emballer1693]

rofl omg that was hilarious! I can just imagine snake talking to her and that exclamation mark comes up

[32Pennies]

Whoa whoa whoa...."don't put the whole penis in your mouth"??? That is the WORST advice I've ever heard in my life!!! Ladies, whatever you do DO NOT listen to this crazy woman!

[lovesahoax]

hahaha

[FattyMcCornbread]

dont put the whole penis in your mouth... METAL GEAR!

[landsofborder]

NO honey honey dont put the whole penis in your mouth! SUIIIISHHH!!!!!

[Hiramthedude]

LMAO XD HAHAHAHA

[landsofborder]

lmao!!!!

[saggitariousx]

Honey oh HONEY DONT TAKE THE WHOLE PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH! "SWIIIISH!!!!!" lol

[acousticnathalie]

This is such a lie. I'm a woman and I have no gag reflex half the time cause I practise on a dildo. So when I perform on a guy I deepthroat alot and the guys end up telling me im the best bj theyve ever received.

[watnameisnttaken]

And um, not an attack on your modesty but...

WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT ON THE INTERNET!?!?

[foxcell]

LOL

[ghostman98]

what makes it even funnier is when you know what exactly what the sounds are used for in the game, like when she was going up and down, that was for your health going up

[rufus552]

Omg i fell over with laughter

[Alucid]

Must...Sage...NOW!!!!!!!

[rapefox]

I'm saging this.

[MackNukem]

just saw this on /s/

[crackakillah]

Desu.

[ZombiePuppy]

crap

[GmodAddict]

Uhh.... No comment.