Medic's answer to every question in the universe.

[PaperNinjaNW]

That's quick fix

[nikopoulet]

so when is ep3 coming up?

medic:

[MachShot1337]

The announcer proclaimed the Medic as the wisest of all the team members.

For he alone knew that he knew nothing.

[MOLDYmonster123]

Medic wath is 1+0?

[Vuvenz]

Me - What do you politicians do to make it better to the people?

Politicians - 0:00

[TheSoldierCore]

this is one of valve's awnsers to the qeustion what comest after 2?

[PRev35]

In response to SOPA,PIPA,ACTA and others like them, there will be a boycott of all music, movies, video games, books, magazines and other forms of media for the month of march. Letters, petitions, demonstrations and hacking will do little against companies and governments, the only effective way to get them to stop proposing and supporting these tyrannical acts against our internet freedoms is hitting them where it hurts, their profits. This shall be called "Black March" if you need more info.

[SuperTubeful]

@PRev35 Rather call it "The Black Parade"

Look it up

[ZeBrentonator]

Ich hab' keine Idee!

[thestorniolo]

hey,hl2 ep3 is going out?

gabe:I HAVE NO IDEA!

[McTavish999]

Medic do you have a pet?

Medic: I have no eyed deer!

[call4deadproductions]

this is all of VALVe's answers to HL2 EP3. so heres this:

Me: does Gordan finally talk?

Valve: I HAVE NO IDEA!

Me: Will they find the Borialis?

Valve: I HAVE NO IDEA!

Me: What happens to Alyx and Dog?

Valve: I HAVE NO IDEA!

[TheEnderDragonX]

Medic, when is HL2: E3 being released?

Medic: (this video)

[32assass]

FTW (for the win FTW)

[SaradominDoRune]

Heavy: Medic, you are sure this is a good comment?

Medic: I have no idea.

[Gamefire534]

Medic say I have lots of ideas

[madd0gsquid]

I'm really starting to question the medic's medical background.

[TheJorgen42]

42

[danelo13]

@TheJorgen42 ok this is geting repetive, please explaine me where you get from this meme and i'll watch the vid and spread it by myself

[TheJorgen42]

@danelo13 According to the book "A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". The answer to life and everything in the universe is 42 (Henche my name). Valve has made items in TF2 based of this number like "The lucky no. 42" whitch is an misc item to the Scout and the "Holy mackerel", a melee weapon to the Scout leveled 42.

[megatheheghog]

medic? whats 2+2? *whaches video* ooooooh

[SpikeX96]

The Medic's was foreclosed on and all of his furniture was being auctioned off.

Medic: I have no Ikea!

[Mirage521]

Should I be awake for dis? Eheh, I HAVE NO IDEA!!!

[epic713]

me::will i get a job as a roblox admin

medic:: i have no idea you fucking nerd!

[guypersonoflife]

Me: What's 1 + 1?

Medic: I HAVE NO IDEA!!

D=

[ericntevrocks]

me:medic do you like penis

medic: I HAVE NO IDEA

me: my mom told me whean people say i have no idea they mean yes...

[TheKittenBreaker]

@ericntevrocks

that's cute

[MattVariety]

How's life doin' cod?

I HAVE OWNED LIFE, YEAH

[SirSoup420]

Valve fans: WHEN WILL EP3 BE RELEASED?!?!

Gabe Newell: I HAVE NO IDEA!!!

[TheLeader1197]

Soldier: Medic, are ya gay?

Medic: I HAVE NO IDEA ! -:D

Soldier: Well, shit.

[bonkuraysan]

scout: hey doc, what kind of furniture do you buy

medic: I HAVE NO IKEA

[hedshotz4u]

lol medic is GENIUS

[andy4life200]

M-medic... When will i get a g-girlfriend?

Medic: HAHAHA! Never.

D:

[rsownz37]

Mr. Medic, how many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop?

[skagui1]

anyone notice that the medic is the only meet the team to have a non-default weapon?

[TheDinosaur900]

is mayonnaise an instrument?

will scout ever lose his virginity?

doctor are you sure this will work?

what the hell was that crap?

who touched heavy's gun

U WANNA 1V1 ME?

[DragonBreath7575]

Heavy: Medic are you done in the bathroom yet?

Medic: I HAVE DIARREA!

[n00f]

@DragonBreath7575 That sure would be funny if it sounded anything at all like that.

[MDR42lifelemons]

its 42 IT IS 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42

and cake

[TheDinosaur900]

Heavy: WHAT HAPPENS NAO?

Spy: May i make a suggestion?

Scout: Pop Quiz.How long does it take to beat a moron to death?

Demoman: What makes me a good Demoman?

BLU Medic: Would you like a second opinion?

[Ancel4]

Can anybody else rate comments?

'Cause I cant...

[Ancel4]

Can anybody else rate comments?

'Cause I cant...

[chewbacca447]

Teacher:whats 1 + 1

Medic: I have no idea!

[BBNick76]

@Alenthas Actually skyrims main story is pretty short. Besides from the guilds (whose whole point is to be different) every side quest is essentially the same thing. All the games you've mentioned are multiplayer based games where as a campaign focused game such as Skyrim you expect variety

[Alenthas]

so the medic is an agnostic

[BenBenjiro]

@Alenthas im pretty sure that agnostic is not the word you were looking for. if he was agnostic, his answer would be "I don't care!"

[Z13WASUP]

@BenBenjiro You're thinking about apathetic -_-

[BenBenjiro]

@Z13WASUP no, i'm not.

[Z13WASUP]

@BenBenjiro Agnostic is where you are unsure about something, apathetic is when you don't care. Look it up.

[descreto]

42

[BBNick76]

@seenoevil131 Meh, in my opinion it gets repetitive real fast. It's not bad but anyone who's still playing since release needs to go fuck themselves

[TheJaydamasta]

@BBNick76 I'll gladly go fuck myself now....

[Alenthas]

@BBNick76 every game is repetetive. people have been playing games like cs, tf2 for ages now. not to mention games like modern warfare and shit. its all the same. at least skyrim's story doesnt end in 5 hours where you're supposed to play it over and over like a mental patient

[Casteverus]

@BBnick76 because it's FACKEEN ORSUM

[BBNick76]

Medic, why do people (kids really) think skyrim is stillna good game

[seenoevil131]

@BBNick76 because it is a good game? ever thought of that einstein?

[Biolizard4000]

Medic: "So I heard you were finally single? Jerk cheated on you again didn't he? He was an asshole; I didn't like him anyway."

Girl: "He died in a motorcycle accident you dick!"

*She runs away*

Medic: " Sally, wait! I HAD NO IDEA!"

[BluMan56]

Medic on the internet. I HAVE TO IP AHH!

[xservintage]

Me: Hey Medic, what do you call a member of the Cervidae which has lost both his eyeballs?

Medic: Hahaha, NO-EYE DEER!

[LordDeathanize]

How the fuck did i get here from the pony side of youtube

[behemothkiller97]

@LordDeathanize u clicked on the video dddduuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!­!!

[LordDeathanize]

@behemothkiller97 I didn't my mouse did

[MohBV]

@LordDeathanize I HAVE NO IDEA!

[LordDeathanize]

@MohBV Well Played

[the0007lord]

You know, the Medic became an agony aunt back in College.

Fired after two weeks.

[Ancel4]

Alright, Medic, stop playing games and tell me... Doctor *WHO*?

Medic: I HAVE NO IDEA!

[Adri19302948]

WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?

[PANICBLADE]

Totally thought he was gonna say, I'm always on duty.

[Smithacat]

thumbs up if u raped the replay button

[mastermindhunter]

Me: Doctor! Did the condom break?

Medic: I HAVE NO IDEA!

[EpicVideoViewer]

MY FAVORITE QUOTE!

[Sebastian1011]

Related Videos:

> I have no Idea

> RAINBOW DASH - I have no idea

GREAT SCOTT, MARTY, WE REALLY *HAVE* CONQUERED THE INTERNET!

[TheTheskullbreaker]

Spy: wanna dance?

Medic: no.

Spy: why?

Medic: I HAVE NO IDEA!

[wolfmantheimpaler]

Joker: Do you know how I got these scars?

Medic: I HAVE NO IDEA!

[sirgonzo59]

Hmm...I thought the answer to everything was 42 :P

[Spystreak]

Doctor how did something as retarded as Twilight get so popular *video plays*

[QtipRocketLauncher]

What's in the medic's syringes?

[Rabbittrock]

@QtipRocketLauncher video

[Pwnage195]

Medic at the airport. I HAVE NO ID!

[kroqgar78]

Why am I watching this? 0:00

[danielegvi]

Are you gay?

[Leroy51684]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I WATCHING THIS!!!

[fingrid]

I guessed it wrong. My guess was "who cares."

[DFXist]

My friend on steam brought me here.

[Tehguy248]

which controls do what in the tardis?

[rak1445]

What's your name, medic?

[TheFarjack]

what would you do for a klondike bar?

and you know the rest.

[traindude32]

Why didn't obama help the economy?

medic: I HAVE NO IDEA

[Kelerak256]

Medic, why do Skyrim noobs persist on commenting arrow to the knee jokes on every video?

[TheSouleater66]

@Kelerak256 medic, why do people judge skyrim based on thumb-whores who probably never played the game...?

[r0b0tj0n3s]

nope

[Dexaan]

Forget 42, this is the REAL answer to life, the universe, and everything!

[MLPCloudCuckoolander]

Why is this video so popular? ...Oh, wait, it answers that question for me! Neat!

[miukhang]

Moocow brought me here

[sajanas1000]

Me: Will Valve Learn Count To 3 ?

Medic: I Have No Idea

[takeshispacepirate]

he said 42 wrong

[Ryanboy17]

I think Mr.Bean and his magic has some competition.

[TheProgramer64]

Medic, why do we exist?

[Justinfox111]

WHY IS THERE SO MANY MY LITTLE PONY VIDEOS OVER THERE--------------->

[Runemage1000]

@Justinfox111 simple, excalibur makes pony videos

[spacewolveslol]

Medic: i have no idea

ME: then get out my fucking classroom

[kjn5991]

I HAVE NO EYE DA

[ladedads1]

Gordon Freeman: ...

Medic: I HAVE NO IDEA!

[zakawer]

Me: Medic, do you hate MLP?

Medic: I have no idea!

[sajanas1000]

Me: are you a spy ?

Medic: i have no eydea

[sajanas1000]

Me:How do you heal tf2 characters ?

Medic: i have no idea !

[CaltheSpy]

Me:Hey medic? What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Medic: I HAVE NO EYEDEER!!

[TheChosenOneOfRussia]

Holy shit,everyone bow down to the video to feature an retorical question!

[MLPCloudCuckoolander]

Why is this video so popular? ...Oh, wait, it answers that question itself.

[wMTF2]

Me: Congress, how does the Internet work?

Congress: *this video*

[chimcharloveonroblox]

I got here from some guy

about some guys question

on a video game

AND NO IT'S NOT CALL OF DOODY

[YouAreABunghole]

R33MIX's tags somehow brought me here o_0

[MrModernMikrowaveLP]

oktoberfest !!!

[niklasvp]

How can we stop the corrupt US goverment from censoring all shite?

[SonicX246831]

@niklasvp i have no idea.

[SonicX246831]

ihavenoidea.exe has stop working. what should you use?

i have no idea

[SonicX246831]

What profile picture should I use?

*this video*

[SonicX246831]

Zipfrost64: Are you back yet?

Me: I HAVE NO IDEA!

[shelby4369]

Dale: Are you a homosexual?!?!?

*this video*

[TheSman515]

Seriously? I thought everyone knew it was 42

[RaxusCarnelli]

There are only 2 answers any question in the universe.

I HAVE NO IDEA!

or

Magic *snort* *snort*

[TheDGG]

@RaxusCarnelli What about 42?

[TheIlliterateDork]

@TheDGG That's the answer for every trick question in the universe.

[Basekillmenlawz]

@RaxusCarnelli don't forget a wizerd did it

[Momo9197]

THIS NEEDS A LOOP

[GameModJr]

hey medic where's 0:02?

I HAVE NO IDEA

[emilysgotcurls]

Hey medic, how are you?

I HAVE NO IDEA

Dude...anyway, how's Sheila?

I HAVE NO IDEA

You should really keep watch of her. Anyway, do you like cream chipped beef?

I HAVE NO IDEA

[datatoa]

I love alex S and all, but SPUF bought me here...

[BexandWill]

DJ Alex.S is best pony.

[johnlord1722]

Me:MEDIC HOW DO WE EAT OUR HOTDOGS????

Medic:I HAVE NO IDEA!!!!

Me:oh okay I HAVE NO iDEA

Me:it doesn't work

Medic:i have no idea

Me:oh shut up

Medic:i have no idea

Me:shots selfs*

Medic:i have no idea!!

[Ancel4]

Hey, stop recording videos of me in math class!

ಠ_ಠ

[left4trance]

Goddamnit fanboy alert. I like AlexS, but now this vids gonna get spammed by "AlexS brought me here hurr durr". Sigh...

[SuperBluePeach]

@left4trance l0l gess wuht every1?!/ Alex S Brot me hear!!1! Herr duurr

[left4trance]

@SuperBluePeach I'm glad a fellow brony can enjoy a joke.

[CKponysongs]

alex s is a troll

[ExaltedVelocity]

Alex S brought me here :3



[2007excalibur2007]

@ExaltedVelocity Alex S? As in... DJ Alex S?

...

HOLY SHIT. :O

[ExaltedVelocity]

@2007excalibur2007 Yes, as in DJ Alex S *squee* :D he posted it on his Facebook. PONIES <333

[goldenbluelighting]

@2007excalibur2007 whos DJ Alex S?

[DemetriusColeman230]

@goldenbluelighting hes a Pony Remixer & DJ look him up hes awesome

[goldenbluelighting]

@DemetriusColeman230 then he can piss off.

[broniesareshit]

@goldenbluelighting the only person who makes GOOD dubstep.

[goldenbluelighting]

@broniesareshit i still don't give a shit... i hate bronys... i don't give a SHIT if the person is great in something, if hes a brony, i don't like him!!

[broniesareshit]

@goldenbluelighting retard

[goldenbluelighting]

@broniesareshit up yours, sick of assholes using the word 'retard'... think of something else to use!

[Fallenshadowv3]

@2007excalibur2007 I played TF2 with Alex S.

[OriginalZi]

Me: Hey Medic, is Daiblo III coming out on Febuary 1st, 2012?

Medic: I HAVE NO IDEA!

[Zikthearcticfox]

MEDIC Why is Obama such a suck President!?

Medic: I HAVE NO IDEA!!!

[TheIsuno]

Medic, What did you put inside me???

[ClanWaffleZ]

i liked the bit when he said i have no idea

[GameModJr]

medic how do you say "aedi on evah I" backwards?

[fxnavarro]

Why do you like ponies?

*this video*

[MouthToAzz]

stupid doctor. the answer is 42 you know

[NobleSkullAgain]

Press 1 for "Wide Deer"

Press 2 for "Wide Deer"

Press 3 for "Wide Deer"

Press 4 for "Wide Deer"

[goldenbluelighting]

@ButteryAndBubbly *We Have No Idea!!!!

There, fixed it for you. :3

[J16FOX]

*Looks at the furniture in his bedroom*

I HAVE NO IKEA! :(

[WillyTheMagician2424]

should be a meme :/

[YourPalK6T]

Wow, good answer.

[nesara26]

Me: Are you becoming a trend?

Medic: I HAVE NO IDEA!

Me: Really, because its pretty obvious that y-

Medic: I HAVE NO IDEA!

Me: -_-

[ilker3210]

Me: Medic where do you live

Medic: I have no idea

[fxnavarro]

*at the airport*

I HAVE NO ID

[lolmetaknight]

press 5 for ROCK N ROLL

[WeegeeStorm]

loop