Urinal Hand Washing Fail ( Haarlem 105 TV ) handen wassen in pis

[Timdeman123]

@EliteAmericans where to even start? the english were evolved enough to take over 3/4's of the globe mate. in fact, we sent all the inbreds/criminals/un-washed/an­d the lesser evolved of our race to newfoundland which is now...wait for it....U.S.A!!! (just as a thought, ebing the typical american, are you not suppoosed to DENY evolution, along with global warming and the holocorst?)

[Timdeman123]

@anjoskold. dude seriosly?!? EVEN if you are stupid enough to mistake a urinal for a wash basin, SURELY you could tell that thats piss and not water? how fucking backwards are you?

[bradjousma]

At least Americans wash their hands.

[willcorporation]

herpen glieben gloopen globen

[paulicapopcorn]

9gag anyone?

[809marco]

@paulicapopcorn I was thinking about that, I would make a series of images with this.With "Americans" at the end. But don't know how to pull them together. wait for someone to do it!

[joshua8ls]

is that reporter a dude or a chick?????

[Dr3adCthulhu]

Only Dutch word I could kinda understand sounded like "piss buck"

[randomvideowatcher]

Gee whizz! What a pisser! They should say urine for a lot of embarrassment. This really takes the cake. I'm sure he wants to wash hands of the whole situation. He will be relieved when everyone forgets about it.

[anjoskold]

to be honest with you, even I would fall for thinking thats some kind of hand washing area. what kind of people would pee in public ... in those urinals? i cant even call that a public urinal. what the fuck is that metal thing?

[rboss0]

@anjoskold pis bak, you can just be hetrosexual and just take a piss there and go party again.

[Metalfootballfreak]

@anjoskold Which planet are you from? Having not ever seen these, is probably the same as never having seen a cow.

[tyfgr]

ugliest language in the world

[HardcoreCar19]

@tyfgr Oh go fuck yourself, hating on a country based on it's language? That's nice...

[tyfgr]

@HardcoreCar19 i didn't say i hate the country, i said i hate the language

[HardcoreCar19]

@tyfgr And thus insulting the country which the language is spoken in. Go fuck yourself.

[tyfgr]

@HardcoreCar19 i don't give a shit

[jadeishere101]

Is that a guy or a girl... Manly girl....girly man...

[whispers6667]

now, why were they filming a piss troft anyhow?

[wwesuperfan306]

the girl:is that urinal worker: yea!

me: MOM i told u thats not the toliet!!

mom:oh oops!

everybody:lol

[FifaSkillerPL]

sub me

[pbrskater26]

I have been to haarlem, awsome city my bro had a football ternament, called the Haarlem cup. Damn dude that was funny. Oh and that news girl is hot!!!

[JacobAF101]

@Rudetux it's called a Pisbak, not a piss buck. :p

[logick0]

oh god, what in the fuck. this has to be fake.

[rudetux]

He was like:

"I'm so not getting out of this toylet now, blurp...We's got to stop hitting in them moonshine, think it's undermining our judgementsss (and fell asleep in the shit)"

[rudetux]

He was like: "HMM this kinda smells like piss...it's better if i ask wtf am i doing: THIS ISNT A URINAL, IS IT?" she was like: "BWAHAHA YEAH I GUESS IT IS MAN WOW WoW wow bla bla bla and for the record, is it a piss buck? bla bla bla the guy washed his hands in piss... bla bla bla" He was like: "I'm so not getting out of this toylet now, blurp...We's got to stop hitting in them moonshine, think it's undermining our judgementsss (and fell asleep in the shit)"

[rudetux]

He was like:

"LOOK AT THIS, these Dutch are crazy, mighty big sinks they have here...blurp...might as well take advantage and clean my dirty 'lil redneck hands"

she was like:

"WAIT, wtf is the guy doing..."

[rudetux]

she was like:

"OH this guy isnt going to piss here, right? Oh (awkward)...oh...let me look away, to pretend i'm a goody toe shoes..."

He was like:

"i love them dutch gals...blurp...WOW look at this blondie...might as make a great impression..blurp"

she was like:

"second tough a might as well stay here and watch a peenis 4 free..keep rolling u perv, THIS is what makes great television"

[rudetux]

she was like:

"bla bla bla junkie dutch festival,

bla bla bla we got great toilets here in the netherlands,

bla bla bla look at all this piss we made today,

He was like:

"I'm a drunk redneck...blurp"

[rudetux]

After washing his hands in piss he goes to the porto toylet?

what was he going to do there? dry clean them in shit?

[ZomsEcho]

Why was she reporting the urinals anyways.

[RaidersFan2469]

Why the fuck were they filming the contents of a urinal before the man even put his hands in it anyways?

[ZkillerZpictures]

WTF is she saying?!

[meingott123]

ya she sounded like she was pooping from her mouth, ew!

[atomixfang]

There you have it, your avarage american.

[86AvZ]

Really? How did he not fucking know that was piss? U never wash ur hands in any liquid thats yellow. Common sense. But apparently he has none because his parents clearly failed to teach him any.

[muhiqu]

its a male or female ? die sprache ist beschissen, gebrochenes deutsch, schlimmer als säschisch! :D

[thekilleramerican]

I believe it's Dutch..being in holland

[kris200998]

worlds craziest fools

[DiamondCutterBang]

what language is she speaking? i couldn't imagine listening to these people talk for more than 30 seconds.

[YoungGO1990]

I guess the germans did win WWII after all

[Parstices]

What an absolutely horrific / disgusting language / accent.

[rboss0]

@Parstices Fuck you

[ILLHERBS]

@rboss0 shes cute, ide do er



[verdes25]

@Parstices watch out! it sounds like she'll spit on you at any moment! lol

[Ppauw2]

@Parstices Hahahaha and who the fuck are you, supremacist?

[Parstices]

@Ppauw2 If by supremacist, you mean awesome. Then yes. Umad?

[Ppauw2]

@Parstices Eat a dick bro

[Parstices]

@Ppauw2 Confirmed mad. LOLWUT.

[Palafury]

@Parstices Lol go fuckyourself, Dutch is an awesome language... their accents are awesome... You sir are a wanker.

[Parstices]

@Palafury nope.avi

[Swampertchamp]

@Parstices gtfo

[Parstices]

@Swampertchamp

Nope.png

[EliteAmericans]

@Parstices you are correct. Those damn brits stole our language, they did it because they were so bitter at losing the revolutionary war. They are still very bitter. The UK Govt. won't allow their citizens to own cool firearms, because they're so scared. America rapes UK.

[oscarfish38]

@EliteAmericans LMFAO. yeah America is broke,busted,finished,dying.no healthcare for the average citizen,shit welfare for the millions unemployed, thousands losing thier jobs/homes every week, downgraded in world credit scores, TRILLONS in debt, soon to be out paced as the world super power within 10 yrs by China, but WTH they can own cool guns. No wonder my American fiancee was so keen to move back here. She saw the writing on the wall. Good call baby lol.

[EliteAmericans]

@oscarfish38 Oh please. The UK is just seattle with less freedom. And you guys refuse to drive on the correct side of the road.

[oscarfish38]

@EliteAmericans less freedom ?? dont make me laugh. And there are more RHD cars & trucks built each year than LHD.. mostly due to the japs & indians.. ohh half of Asia,, most of Africa.. not for getting the Antipodeans & a few other lil pissant places.. BTW,, Seattle was utter pants, but not as bad as LA tho.. now that place is askin for a nuking.. you gotta agree with that.

[EliteAmericans]

@oscarfish38 Every true American silently prays that someone just builds a wall to lock LA away from the rest of humanity.

[oscarfish38]

@EliteAmericans Add Tulsa , Chicago & Atlanta to that too.

[KX5Kat]

@EliteAmericans

Are you trying to be funny or are you serious? You claim that the English stole the ENGLISH language from America..... I'm speechless.

[EliteAmericans]

@KX5Kat Young man, I'm an American and I know what's best for you. The fact is, the English couldn't speak properly, because they haven't evolved. This is what sparked the revolutionary war. The English were so un-evolved, they couldn't even strategize against the common American farmers. So we won, and kicked them out, and they took "speach" back to england and taught it to their inbred relatives and tried to invent something called the wheel, which we already made, and drive on wrong side.

[vickyboy96]

LOL americans are so stupid.

[MegaPrinceJJ]

and he though the lid was the soup :L haha

[DerOrk]

America Fuck yeah...

[fgsfds8]

Not to change the subject, but I love how Dutch sounds like somebody trying to sound silly while speaking English (and probably the other way around too). :3

[Hotboiruben2]

I guess the fact that the water was yellow didn't seem to click with this bloke.

[heyja9]

Is this the sims

[heyja9]

GET THE BIBLE SHES SPEAKING IN TOUNGUES

[bernie23232323232323]

this video is more of a fail because she is doing a news report in a restroom.

[wubwubfishbeee]

Bear Gryll's would be proud.

[FraenkL69]

@wubwubfishbeee haha, nice comment

[gloomyowl1]

and it had to be an american guy...

[Phrakked]

Oh crap...I was thinking "please don't speak english, please don't speak english..." then of course he does, in a very typical American accent.

[Shadow14l]

Why the fuck were they ready to record him pissing? There's no way they knew he was going to do that beforehand.

[Litruv]

I find this hard to masturbate to.

[flyleaf2424]

Little did they know Bear Grylls was sitting in another urinal pissing in his own mouth.

[Cheesephone]

"Pissbuck"

[emhean]

...

[TheSethman95]

Why did he go back inside the portapotty?

[OxyMiracle]

@TheSethman95

Wipe his hands with toilet paper? Or perhaps inside the toilet as well.... sick fetish lol

[TheSethman95]

@OxyMiracle Portapotties (At least in the states, I'm not sure about over there) don't usually have toilet paper

[TheIronDildo]

Didn't he see the bubbles and the color of piss? Lolololol.

Well he didn't smelled the piss either.

[Snybi]

00:38 *Bad pokerface*

[ChiefRepublic]

A drunk like him would by the end of the day either get covered in his own piss or someone elses.

[Potrice69]

Fake video...nobody is that stupid....the smell......THE COLOR OF THE WATER? Nobody would wash their hands in that...and what's with the reporter? Is that a man or a woman?

[thirtyseven1337]

i'm 12 and what is this?

[GUGA2094]

My hands are dirty

Better wash them in my own piss

[claudiaisgood]

"This isn't a drinking fountain is it?" -Bear Grylls

[LyleVertigo]

Oh, she was speaking Hollandise? Sounded like she said "Be sure to wash your vagina, eating chicken is good."

Everything else was a blurr.

[DevinJayLeibe]

@LyleVertigo Good advice though

[LFMCSS]

Aww, feel sorry for him guys..

he looks so cute and inocent

[LoveLiveLifeUnique]

He doesn't smell the piss?

[gigajoe84]

The U.S should have kept the Union and Confederate States separate. Stupid southerners keep making us look bad.

[OZORxORON]

Ah... America...

[SoulReaperQ8]

i will start calling the urinal a pissbuck from now on

[DarkCroash]

I laughed because of the reporter's reaction.

WHOAW :D

[CarlosCMTF]

Bear Grylls: I don't see anything wrong in this video!

[MythOfLight]

@CarlosCMTF He's not drinking it.

[Michiel555]

The only thing that always annoys me about festivals, are the queues at the bathrooms. At the moment, we can go in, so I'm just going to check how clean they are here. 0:16 I think this is the men's area. You would almost think you'd be able to scoop a beer out of this. Good amount of foam. 0:31 A little... 0:54 Seriously now... Can I ask you something real quick? Is this a urinal? -Yes And seriously, what did we just film? I'm speachless. The man was washing his hands in a urinal.

[Wedz21]

even if it was actually water why the fuck would you clean your hands with that dirty shit?

[jedihunter176]

I feel so ashamed. People like that shouldn't represent my country :(

[pacotaco1246]

Lets just pretend he's hes Canadian

[AsTrollin]

@pacotaco1246 Let's just pretend you're grammar is sufficient.

[Aearwen1024]

@AsTrollin Let's just pretend that your grammar is sufficient as well.

[pacotaco1246]

@Aearwen1024 Thank you but please don't feed the troll

[AsTrollin]

@Aearwen1024 Let's just pretend you're cool.

[SantasEvilHelper]

Heres the most important question: Why were they reporting about a urinal?

[efsq]

I was trying to think of a witty comment, but there's nothing funnier than "that american washed his hands on dutch piss"

[waterdude125]

Pissbuck

[bleachnlot]

awwwww American!! What the world will ever do without your stupidity.

[potatoes919]

OOH! Ray William Johnson! Pick my commen-... wrong video..

[Megaofthemen]

@ambskater97 Oh you,putting yourself into a minority.

[joemunkey30]

piss buck?

[NekoSOM]

That guy is a moron (they're called rednecks Europeans) but why do they have urinals outside?  Especially when they have port-a-potties right there?

[DaanielOwnage]

So they got yellow water in Holland? No? oh.

[Jehosh27]

My god.... It's painful to watch the second time around....

[Jehosh27]

....Oh my god... Yup... proud to be an American right about now...

[ambskater97]

Not that I'm complaining though. America is full of retards. And I'm one of the few smart ones.

[CplJoebot]

@ambskater97

If you are as you claim, then why are you devoting your time to commenting on YouTube videos rather than serious world issues that demand the intelligence of "the few smart ones"? I'm that there are starving and opressed families around that world that would appreciate your time, consideration, and smarts.

[ambskater97]

No wonder everyone in the world hates us, because of dumbasses like this guy.

[luigiscrewed]

AMERICA!



[legend519]

ohh god, Americans never fail to amuse me

[coffeelunatic]

0:58 she said piss pot XDD

[sueannwashere]

@coffeelunatic no she said Pisbak! lol

[coffeelunatic]

I'd think he'd know better if he saw yellow water. And couldn't he smell the pee?

[HotCarSpotter88]

Really nasty!

[mistertitanic]

This isn't a typical American. This is an example or a guy who's an idiot.

[TheChitownboi93]

Why would a.nyone cover news in restrooms, unless this is staged

[emiloversej]

@TheChitownboi93 It's some festival reporter and it isn't fake...

[sockittoyou1]

What a dum fuck America! Ha

[1Redhaze1]

Thank you rudetube :D

[Mynamesnigel]

typical american

[JackKelly09]

2 peole wash their hands in urinal

[BillAndersonNS]

@ 1:00 did she say "pisspot"

[OriginalG4V]

canadian flag on the hat, folks :)

[reggie18b]

My guess is that the guy needed the toilet, but seeing as there was a woman and a tv camera filming him, made a sudden decision to just wash his hands and leave, and come back when the toilet was empty. What he did was still incredibly stupid, but it is at least explicable, and probably wouldn't have happened if she had not been in there and had been able to think about what he was doing.

[almcken]

woah

[GoPlayWii]

Hello Mr. Redneck.

[jacksite2007]

It's wierd how British people in this side of Europe look, when the French look completely different! Maybe the cold weather in northern europe hits these countries too lol

[jacksite2007]

Can anyone translate this into English please? ;)

[SGTmadMASS]

This insearnt the urinel is it?

[Theaverable]

This is more disgusting that the suggested video of a monkey pissing in its own mouth.

Maybe the American was doing that in the cubical.

[hawgey]

Her reaction was the best part I cant stop laughing!!!!

[MrLucasD123]

dumb redneck

[rool04ae]

LOL.. stupid americans!!!

[just1moreperson]

I wonder how long he hid in the toilet for after this video ends?

[xOxZaraJaynexOx]

That guy had to look clean..and FAILED

[L0wnyus]

why am i watching this instead of studying.

[schnellfingerjoe]

@L0wnyus cuz its ten times funnier

[aquariuscomfort]

That is funny. LOL But Why was the reporter reporting on the Men's outdoor urinals anyway. Who shows human excrement on the news?

[abc187]

Gabba-STyle!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[88cherokeekid]

haha



[Chinis1613]

what is the actress / reporters name ? anyone ...

[rboss0]

@Chinis1613 Bibi Telleman

[TeamAntiSocial]

This guy is a tard. What the hell, we have urinals like this in America how can someone be that stupid?

[HotRocksAndHardRock]

@TeamAntiSocial ahh you must be one of the smarter ones.. :O

[rboss0]

1 guy is obviously an american

[cameron7tam]

FOOL

[Ini1t]

Yeah, but the guy should be able to see that there is blatantly no taps and it's yellow and it's dirty. What a fool, but hilarious!!

[Maraguzzi]

only an american ..........wud do tht

[Schnuggiii15]

ihhhhhhhh



[machomannick]

I like turtles

[PhilipDirven]

Haters gonna hate

[MrRAndom5]

omg i love the face she makes like 0.0 'wtf'

[PoliPie12]

imagine...C~....in....teh ....peeholder... O_O

[onesecond007]

sounds good but i didn"t get nothing coz i do'nt speak that language lol

[AlexPoizon92]

god damn...

[xMandalorex]

whats the girls names? lol

dutch reporter hot? lol

[theSSocietySS]

@xMandalorex hot?? THIS GIRL HOT??? ok, check this out, I want you to go bathroom and refresh you with cold water, breath deep and think about it again

[xMandalorex]

@theSSocietySS

you think i was serious? lol silly bastard shes ugly as fuck man since when are dutch reporters HOT? lol its obvious you took my comment way to serious

welcome to the internet LOL