Assassin's Creed II HD playthrough pt2

[potshot25]

is that wheatly?

[sailtheplains]

Toby Turner is a lot more fun to watch. Dick/fart/fucking jokes are lame.

[nevrest]

@sailtheplains Then go watch him.

[SergioSource]

and wow one bed for two rebecca and shawn mhmhmm

[SergioSource]

wow if the whole double spy thingy was true it would give an interesting twist to the series, I mean, desmond himself would have given the apple in the coliseum to the templars

[BlauGulau]

did he ever played Assassin's Creed I?High Profile, motherfucker, high profile...he didn't know how to run in assassin's creed I?

[123INFLAMES666]

@BlauGulau Yes, he did. He just forgot how to run. AC came out in 2007 and this came out in 2009. Is it really that surprising?

[BlauGulau]

did he ever played Assassin's Creed I?High Profile, motherfucker, high profile...

[razarsenal180]

I think Phil has some repressed emotions against his ex.

[TheBumblebee619]

Phil.. You had a ex

[razarsenal180]

@TheBumblebee619 Of course he does, he's 29.

[marvin5078]

oh i gotta help her before she gets her ass beat.she pwned 2 guys already and phil didnt pwn any.lol

[MrVarelk]

do it hard like a boss :D

[JonnyFignewton]

you are are bitch when she broke you out he would still be apstrgo fucker cock dick face so go fuck your self !

[JonnyFignewton]

you are are bitch when she broke you out he would still be apstrgo fucker

[S1deshowRobP5]

South Park Canadian...

I was on the floor

[Kekeisemo1awesome]

TWIZZLERS!!! xD

[bigfatcarp93]

Goddamn... Now I'm still a huge DSP fan, but you have to admit than some of his older stuff was funnier XD.

[MrYomama415]

@bigfatcarp93 i think 2009 was his best year

[templarhunter89]

lucy has a nice ass

[moviemaker1986]

Lucy: "But watch out, I'd rather avoid a fight."

* Desmond thinks and looks up in the air *

Desmond: "Can I call you Miss Fish Lips?"

Lucy: "Focus, Desmond."

Desmond: "Lucy, it's okay, I can't lose."

Lucy: "How are you so sure?"

Desmond: "I have no health bar. NOTHING CAN DEFEAT ME!!! I have become death! Destroyer of--!"

Lucy (50 feet ahead): "Desmond, knock it off get in my car's trunk."

Desmond (off to the side): "Hey guards! Both my size 11 shoes are on the menu today! Eat it!"

[WeaponSamurai]

These are the words spoken by our ancestors - that lay at the heart of our creed. Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember...nothing is true. Where other men are limited, by morality or law, remember...everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are Assassins. Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

[Iarinthel]

I totally agree with what he said about Shaun. I actually wanted to punch his face too and I said it just seconds before he did.

[Dspfanboy1]

@Iarinthel do u even understand wha part of shaun dsp was even talkinabout

[08havoc08]

shain hastings is modelled and voiced by comedian danny wallace. I thought he looked familiar. Charecter sucked though.

[steaminghotnoodles]

i was LMAO at 1:40

[MLIncorperated]

everybody thinks seans a dick

[4supergamma]

I LOVE DSP

[tutorialconr]

To teabag, hold RT and press A ;) !

[JorgeGeorgeLorenzo]

nope its not a set-up...actually she likes desmond a lot...Like Nathan Drake and Elena...btw the guy who is the voice of Desmond is the same guy that is Drake(for people who didnt know :D)

[TFormerGuy]

@JorgeGeorgeLorenzo o yeah, Nolan North FTW!

[JorgeGeorgeLorenzo]

@TFormerGuy yup the guy is awesome...and Uncharted 3 will be awesome !

[VoonHartking]

desmond has ARI contacts

[frozennwolf2]

u can teabag in this game by tapping RT+A over and over again

[kekon3]

Shawn Hasting is Ben "Yatzhee" Crawshaw

[jsgodwin97]

Fucking hilarious dude

[STEAMflipp25]

Weird, why are the graphics so buggy on your playthrough? I dont have that problem on my ps3, my friend has an Xbox 360, and he does not have that problem too :S

[IisBatman1993]

"howd the blood get off her white shirt?" its so obvious man she had somw tide-to-go DUH

[Frankenstrat247]

Hmmm...maybe they just went to a different part of the same facility?

[Snailbarf]

wow what an astute obvervation to guess the breakout was a ruse. I think that may turn out to be true.

[mineonlyhoof]

"the first thing i would do is smash his fucking face into the computer screen and say if you ever talk to me like that again, i'll shove your balls down your throat" lmao

[ResistanceDarkness11]

we are going to disneyland

[NayokeHenji]

lmao his commentary makes watching this walkthrough fun. Your reactions are hilarious XD

[coldfyre18]

Shaun Hastings reminds me of the Buzz! guy.

[maggimaster]

if u go through the last talk with lucyafter ur final memory in the first one you see she is missing a finger which means she is an asassin and she says "have fait" and u say "wait...ur an..." and she cuts you off the next one will be awesome lol kinda wanna see what it will b like outside the animus

[ncny2008]

RTFM!!!!!

[jacknyc47]

awsome

[susanfarris55]

you have an ex?

[thehuntergod13]

who was the ex girl of phil

[TheUtd18]

Madison's ass was better than this girl though!!

[coldfyre18]

@TheUtd18 "Was"?

[TheUtd18]

You should have put on the subtitles maaaaaaaaan!!!

[mineonlyhoof]

lol at phil getting pissed at sean

[mendoza169107]

hahaha spining discis attack!!!

[mendoza169107]

haha sping dicis attack!!!!!

[KyleAB5000]

as soon an i stepped out of the animus as saw that old geezer in red and lucy in blue, i had my suspicions on what sides they were

[OriginalRuffles]

WTF if you talk to her in the first game you find out that she's an assassin.

[djdragoneyes]

subliminal msgs

[killerdeathmetal18]

shawns gay

rebeccas lesbian

wtf?

[ryan2wn4me]

spinning discuss ftw :D

[wolfthing11]

wow they actually curse in AC2. In the first game, the only word I remember hearing was shit

[Lionshearth223]

Metal Creed:Assassins Gear

[TheGamerBrad]

@Lionshearth223 lol did you know on assassins creed brotherhood you get raidens outfit from metal gear solid?

[Lionshearth223]

@TheGamerBrad

Really? Sweet :D

Gotta buy the game soon,can't wait to see the outfit xD

[kingdomheart4ever]

@Lionshearth223 lol why?

[RMN767574]

holy shit is the voice actor for desmond miles the same one that did nathan drake in uncharted? i swear thats him.

[RsmvRemix]

@RMN767574 Nolan North is one of the most VA's in the gaming industry tbh. He's in like 150 games.

[SSj20narutoo]

LOL!!

[Xyrgra]

3:25 - ROFL. The links he makes between things..."like Canadians out of South Park"

[Hujuvamax]

LOL SUPA SPEEEEEEEEDDDDD! How come these things only happen to you?!

[fugitabowdit]

i know this is old but it seems like every play through of phils i watch and i do love his playthroughs think there real fun to watch he overlooks simple stuff though like he doesnt relize he can run for a while so he walks through corados lol

[MrWoah4321]

the first thing i would do is smash your face into the computer screen and if u talk to me like that again, ill shove your balls down your throat. but thats just me XD

[ZombieBurning]

Ezio :D

[KoffiDood]

1:35-1:50 LMFAO

[CTFxCFTW77]

"Wait I gotta help her. Before she gets here ass kicked." and yet she laid out 2 guys lol

[MyGodfathersNamedAl]

damn, shawn is an ASS-HOLE!

[Omagu7485]

Man this game have long loading screen and few glitches on 360, I have this game for ps3 and it is a lot faster loading and it doesnt have glitches( maybe sometimes). Great gameplay I love your vids they are so funny.

[TheSpartan5141]

don't diss danny wallace he's amazing =D

[themasteriswatching]

Haha "you never would have known [that Lucy was an assassin]"

But they already made it obvious in the first game

[wtfnodie]

@themasteriswatching yeah with the missing ring finger thing.

[themasteriswatching]

@wtfnodie Also the emails she was sending (if I remember correctly), also wasn't there even some dialogue about it?

[wtfnodie]

@themasteriswatching uhh i didn't pay it all i saw the ending at my friends house.

[oscarzhang77]

the bed is for a three way fuck

[JayyDreezzayy]

dude you make me crack up XD

[mainmarco]

id rather have twizlers then the core thingy.

[BloodThornODST]

YOU FREAKING CRACK ME UP! I WAS LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME!

[JeDiSpartaN300]

i got the platinum in AC2

[EliteDWB]

funny.... wish there was a hi def playlist with no loading time though.... you tube needs to go cloud tech!

[diprosia]

his soilder at attention

[getty98]

if u ever talk to me again like that im gonna take ur balss and shove them down ur throught lol

[eral21coil]

what you gonna do bitch #lol

[mikelivingit]

12r

[emrezz11]

y

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[1997Kimer]

that is sic men i laught a lot i played assasin

[Lucios1995]

Does Phil get a sense of doublecross on every playthrough i am watching now? (Mass Effect 2, Bioshock 2, this)

[Deaththekid980]

why is the blood that was on her shirt suddenly gone?

[Crazyfrankie666]

lol 1:46 HEY COMEBACK BABY!!! ehhh ehhh lol, i swear desmond looks like fucking Sylvester Stallone i swear to god all thats missing is his accent lol.

[n8guitarplayer]

@Crazyfrankie666 no he looks more like Vin Diesel xD

[chloe830]

my fav part was at 1:36 so funny uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuhuhu­huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

[chloe830]

my fav part was at 1:36 so funny uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuhuhu­huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

[iwoopednatural808]

how come in assassins creed 1 his name was Altair

[georgiegan]

@iwoopednatural808 Altair is another ancestor of Desmond.

[J4KD3E]

@iwoopednatural808 its a different time, i think in AC1 its in like the 1200's in AC2 its Ezio in renaissance italy (1500's i think)

[Ant0ni00]

The funnies: "Its like the game designers didn't try!"

[Ant0ni00]

The funnies: "Its like the game designers didn't try!"

[stormshadow227]

has anyone ever notice every assassin wheres white

[leonricardo20]

i dont get this game is it in the future or past?

[leonricardo20]

@stormshadow227 thx

[EliteDWB]

@leonricardo20 present and uses the machine (animus) to relive memories of his ancestors

[SithSymbiosis]

Actually she just curled it up in the first game indicating she was an assassin to Desmond. She can use the blade normally.

[nongo]

i bet phil's ex had it up to here with his games.

[frost5438]

can i still hump you? lol

[hasnoku]

"He's doing like a spinning discus attack!" I don't know why, but I just laughed out loud

[aceofymh]

lol twizzlers!!!

[birdflue93]

01:39

[redlion133]

she used teh tide bleach pen to get the blood stains out haha

[hichixichifoeva]

i had a blast playing this and watching this, btw shes missing a ring finger so she can use the assasination blade :D

"METAL GEAR ASSASSINS CREED" xD

he jiggles against her pfff desmond you perv

[mounaindew11]

in the first game she shows you her hand and shes missing a finger, thats how you know shes an assasin, because they got their ring finger cut so the assassins could use their hidden blade

[EliteDWB]

@mounaindew11 no she curled it up. if you watch her at all then youd see that during her talking cutscenes and typing (even in this game) she has all of her fingers. i dont know why, but when people say that it just annoys the fuck out of me.

[mounaindew11]

Right Trigger and X = Counter! yay!

[ToxikAgressor]

lol your gonna shove his balls down his throught. lol

[ToxikAgressor]

It sucks ass that you go so slow in this game. I hate it

[Sergioo4444]

shes worst than my ex ROFLMAO

[ProfessorQuantum]

Lol, "She's worst than my ex."

[swullen]

Haha! Phil's having a blast playing this:)

[bluebelt224]

is it just me, or does desmond look slightly like Dwayne Johnson

[Bl1ndm4n94]

in the 1st game you see she are missing her ring finger, and the Ring finger must be sacrificed for useing the Assasination blade.

yup im a nerd.

nope i just follow the story well :P

[LittleChone215]

LOL

[BloodOfAmon]

"Why am I talking?"

"Shut the fuck up!"

[The18Subject]

Actually he was looking at finger prints. And dude what is with all these illegal downloading people.

[BloodOfAmon]

Downloading isn't illegal here. Only uploading is. I know 'cause the cops had to explain it to me xD

But I got this with money.

[GoggleBoxFairy]

that shaun is such a wanker lol

[CapnDingo]

Dude, Phil, of course she's an assassin. :P Did you not notice her missing finger? That was the whole "revelation" at the end of the last game.

[goldengun5980]

hes just fine talking so stfu

[m2frogger]

"Metal gear creed".lol.

[DDX09]

aha soldiers at attention. good call phil

[nofreedomofspeech]

Came back to this video just to watch the elevator thing lol lol lol

[Justason12]

your starting to scare me dude

[zander7x7]

What's with all the spam in the comments?

[chrisbrooke123]

Is that shaun guy voiced by danny Wallace (a British humorist I think they call him) looks alot like him as well

[CashClock]

Yeah he is.

[WhitedevilEE]

Dude, your comments are killing me, I'm laughing my ass off! :D

[speedfreak121]

hilarious stuff in the elevator

[zoeyluverCG]

Lmao theres some crazy stuff goin on in that elevator

[deathjoker666]

the game makers are perverted making the guy hump the lady lol.

[Sanjua420]

Metal gear assassin's creed... Won't be a bad game XD

[wwerulez98]

2:50 shut the fuck up hahahaha

[wwerulez98]

Phil u can never hit a girl but u can beat a bitch LOL thats my saying

[HiameCrest]

He's such an annoying LPer. --;

I really shouldn't be spoiling myself with this, especially with someone like this guy. He's so damn obnoxious.

[trampolinekid97]

01:45 is the BEST!!! U RULE DARKSY!!

[gorrockman]

you had an ex?

[Dgangsta325]

definitely mgac

[AtotheJallday]

1:36 LOLOL

[Akiyama4711]

Holy shit, you're obnoxious

[anakin87654]

lucy: if u follow in his footsteps u will-

phil: see u later bitch gonna go make a sandwich!

xD

[dedMasque]

lmfao nice flipper sex sounds Phil lol

[zombieslayer411]

i heard a cat

[drakenfire9]

hahahahaha 420 ratings hhahahuhuhuhuhuhuhu.

[GangstaRapEazy]

ohooohh these guys just tele-ported on the screen

[BoomlalaMetrotab]

The elevator scene was fantastic. It looked like our Hero had some serious ball spasms going on.

[TheDarkKingReaper]

TWIZELERS LOL

[72u]

exactly wat i said, fuk that i wanna figt

[napoleontak]

lol look at the side of his throat

[scholesyboykiksass]

ahahaha, a hardcore music lezbo and a gay brittish scientist  lol

[YayBolbee]

lol shove his balls down his throught............ but thats just me

[Raccoun]

hahahahahahahhaha

[BlackHairedGoon]

Wait... are those guys the Templars?

(The modern day guys?)

[patrikk777]

Nah, you're stupid