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[munchegod]

why is this getting hate are people too stupid to realise its a joke?

[TheDarckma]

bitch *-* 

[SourSkittlezFilmz]

DUDE I LOL :)

[jackylegs94]

I love how I look down at the comments and the last 2 pages are just kids arguing -_-

[jackylegs94]

@jackylegs94 And another thing. The guy who made the video is a total EpicMealTime poser.

[I3ears]

@jackylegs94 cool story, bro.

[PurplePopcorn95]

u think ur cool cuase u learned so cussing words. how old are you... 12?

[I3ears]

@PurplePopcorn95 lol shut up.

[nadavkomor]

@DrSteveBill You're pretty stupid for a doctor. Did you get your diploma at chuckecheese?

[barret174]

combat training much?

[I3ears]

@barret174 you mean the other 294 comments didn't give it away?

[ClassicJamieson]

LMFAO at the retards in the comments.

THIS. IS. A. JOKE.

[clazansky]

Second Chance Bro? lol

[darkrai86]

anyone else notice that all the matches are in combat training funny vid anyway though lol

[JarheadX1010]

Just rename the video, how to make a cheezy and overpowered class and play the game like a fucking pussy

[PhantomArcade]

The like bar's broken - I can only click it once :(

[swissman95]

6:16 HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO The flashbangs

[drive4showputt4dough]

4:56-5:41 FUCKING HILARIOUS AWESOME VID!!!!!!

[Cam23C]

Everybody who's complaining, shut the fuck up. It's clearly a joke...

[I3ears]

@Cam23C Heh, I'm still getting comments in my mail box from stupid children.

[DhnielJE]

combat training lol

[DiscoDude82]

Like everyone's not already using the three guns you listed.

[cottonpicker145]

@DiscoDude82 Thats the point retard its a joke...

[DiscoDude82]

Like everyone's not already using the FAMAS.

[CyanoKhaar]

People these days seem to have forgotten what a joke is. 

[traLvis21not09TRAVIS]

retards these days its supposed to be a FUCKING JOKE and obviously its combat training

[uzalom]

Second chance.. really ?

[shagmiregaming]

@uzalom this is a joke retard

[cottonpicker145]

@uzalom Ur an idiot

[Chowkin9]

Haha these are all fag classes, thats awesome

[TheJustinluke]

for a second there, you had me confused with xbox ahoy

[test5458]

Oh man the 74u, might as well say "instant kill" next to the gun in the class selection.

[andreihb]

LMAO!!! Dude, you made my day.

I cannot believe how many people can't figure out that this is a joke.

[JokersFollower]

tiger camo doesnt have anything special does it?

[Puffindefenceforce]

@JokersFollower No, he's being 100% truthful

[BigUndertaker]

Dont forget the noobtubes

[MrPieman82]

lol is bad, ak74u, famas are two hit kill weapons, in short this guys bad

[cottonpicker145]

@MrPieman82 In short, you are a complete dumbass and you are horrible at understanding that this is a fucking joke. Watch it over. If you still don't get it you should see a doctor cus there is a chance you are mentally retarded.

[29thmarines]

You dumb bastards are too stupid to realize its satire. What a sad sad day.

[ArturiusKN]

Teabagging NPC's eh?

[LornMind]

These tactics have elevated my skills to a new plane of existence. I can shit bullets and shoot down Spy Planes with my dick now. I recommend the tactics outlined. Especially the L96 tactics. I recommend setting the sensitivity to one though, as you want your enemy to feel the fear and loathing as you lumber the muzzle of your gun directly towards their crotches with the grace and speed of a three-toed sloth.

10/10, would lol again.

[zdizzy13]

Combat Training!!!!!!!! All the clan tags on the other team are 3arc which is only in split screen with bots. Look for your self.

[oGLIN7]

@zdizzy13 I thought that was obvious given that the majority of the 'enemy team' are blindly walking past him without firing a shot, apparently some people (probably not you) don't understand that this is a joke :[

[zdizzy13]

@oGLIN7 I was joking hes odviously messing around

[oGLIN7]

@zdizzy13 Oh dear, don't lie.



[craigyywyard]

lmfao you are shit

[statoose]

@craigyywyard YOU MEAN HE'S *THE* SHIT.

[dreamcube09]

Playing against bots in Combat Training. . . prob on recruit as well. Wow you ar awesome dude! SOS

[mushroomchrisn]

@TheTeamModest add me ad well, xXxXxxxXXzzIR-ELITE-SUPER-QUIC­KSCOPE/DRAGSHOT/JUMPSHOT-SILEN­T-360zzzZzzZZZYYYYYYY2K10 HD

[Glaikery]

Only in an alternate universe could I be this skilled.

[thehistoryoftheworld]

tactical prone 360 noscope, that shit is fucking leeegiiiiiiiiiiiit!! Bigest lol I've had on youtube in months!!! very nicely, done, sir!! makes me wonder if its 13ears as in Da 13eeeeaaaaars! Swear to god, every time I get toobed by some 15th prestige with a famas, its a brosef from some suburb in the NFC north division. Only thing worse than getting pwnd by a Famashole with a noob tube is having to listen to the ugliest accent on the planet talk shit in the lobby after the game. . .

[ConnorBRYY1995]

MATE TBF YOUR JUST A FAILL

[Felaipes]

LOL! Epic, loved the l96 gameplay

[JackoMW]

huh, he can kill AI, MLG PRO.

[TheKillHollywood]

All the people who hate this video have gamertags like - ITZ iSniiPeZz HD

[flazzma]

74 people sucked python dick

[Mattcarter756978]

Maybe one day treyarch will make a good game?

Ok everyone just loolled at that

[cathasmykeyboard]

Somebody was busy sucking two monstrous cocks whilst using the L96A1 in this video. They must have been; that's the only situation I can fathom your aim being so dismal.

[I3ears]

@cathasmykeyboard STOP CONFUSING ME WITH YOUR MOTHER, BRO.

[gripperish]

@I3ears dude your so fake they wont even shoot back barely.

[yoniroselet]

@gripperish Because it's fucking Combat Training dude!

[gripperish]

@yoniroselet must be on very easy for pussies like you

[thehistoryoftheworld]

@cathasmykeyboard you must suck many monstrous cocks using words like "whilst" and "fathom" next to monstrous cocks. Even your cat must have more congruous grammar than that. And this video is the most accurate depiction of that gun I have ever seen. That gun sucks monstrous cocks and has the hit detection of your mom at a biker bar, as in no one's hitting on the bitch.

[cathasmykeyboard]

@thehistoryoftheworld As a matter of fact, sir, "that" gun DOES have a place in this line-up. Your luck and/or your aim may be UNfathomably horrible, and for that i pity you. Blame "hit detection" all you like; meanwhile, research the sniper mechanics of the game. They weren't made to be pin-point accurate due to the amount of pissing and moaning about quickscoping. And lastly, when you said "most accurate depiction," you misspelled "least."

[mushroomchrisn]

@cathasmykeyboard

this video is a joke video for entertainment purposes, so why the fuck are you are you taking it so seriously. oh and i mention?

has it occured to you that is whole video is taking the piss so he had DELIBERATELY posted bad gameplay of that to take the piss out of every retard who thinks putting a few x's in his name him turn him into grizz.

herp a fucking derp.

[Kozakpoland]

Eighter your opponents are super-noobs... or you are playing an FPS on a console. Fail.

[I3ears]

@Kozakpoland HURRRPDURRRRRPPPP

[Mattcarter756978]

@Kozakpoland That makes no sense... PC gamers are shit

[mushroomchrisn]

@Kozakpoland or its combat training... against bots...fucking half wit.

[Kozakpoland]

@mushroomchrisn I see your point, you are trying to make yourself look like an idiot.

And it's super effective! GJ!

[mushroomchrisn]

@Kozakpoland no no no! you have got me all wrong... i am simply pointing out that your comment displays your ignorance, as a result, proves you have fallen into the internet trap of giving your opinion on something you don't understand! i hope this clears things up.

[Kozakpoland]

@mushroomchrisn Oh, so your point is that consoles are better for playing FPS than PC? That results in you looking like an idiot.

And btw, I could not recognize that those are bots, because on consoles every player looks like this...

[mushroomchrisn]

@Kozakpoland please, give me quote of where i said consoles are better for playing FPS's.

i play both, i prefer playing CoD on console and games like ArmA2 (battlefield etc) on pc which makes me indepedant of this pathetic arguement of PC v console, but i will say this, pc players are such a bunch of arrogant self-important dicks. do you not understand that it IS SO MUCH EASIER to be accurate on pc than console, and anybody can get hold of a console, but not a gaming pc. as i said. ignorant.

[Salamandria23]

@Kozakpoland "because on consoles every players looks like this" oh shut the fuck up...srsly one thing is to think pc is better which is fine but dont go say shit you know isn't true get your head out of your ass. Fact is both are good, besides pc has an advantage and takes no skill because i play on pc and ill tell you mouses make you 100% accurate. Sooo go troll elsewhere.

[Kozakpoland]

@Salamandria23

And you sir go l2p.

100% accurate and no-skill on PC. Damn, you are really stupid.

Can you play Starcraft on the console? No, it's impossible. Can you play and game that requires mouse on console? No, it's impossible, unless you'll dumb all the controls and add some auto-aim for noobs.

And then, the TA have to nerf some weapons, that on consoles are OP (because with auto-aim recoil means nothing), but on PC are ok. Console gaming is destroying the games development. Deal with it.

[GSinterOssy]

@Kozakpoland

umad bro?

[SSJpickle]

@Kozakpoland combat training dude

[v428]

@Kozakpoland dude its bots u retard....3arc

[yoniroselet]

@Kozakpoland dude, are you serious? Do you know anything about Black Ops?

[powersurge47]

THIS IS TOO MLG FOR ME.

[iBertolucci]

i couldnt help but laugh at ur l96 footage :D

[OLKshveet]

this guys legit MLG im gonna follow his every move

[spikeman241]

For all you retards who can't take a joke, nor understand one, leave this video. This is meant to be funny, not serious.

[Stavros175ish]

I love how many stupid people don't realize this is a joke. Well at least i think it is, if it isn't then the creaters weird. but im 98% sure it is a joke. I've been wrong before though.

[mushroomchrisn]

anybody telling this guy that he sucks, or that hes a noob for doing this on combat training needs to understand THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE VIDEO. HES NOT TRYING TO BE GOOD.

[cooltreecko]

you suck with that sniper, i get colattarals with that weapon :p

[badpandazz]

hahahah you suck at Qsqoping !

[badpandazz]

wow real pwnage in combat training .. & btw second chance sucks hard when not in combat training

[dudeinca]

wow your bad a QSing, lol

[MikySrbija]

lol my grandmother know to play with bots -.-

[The1SunyD]

Something about a 61 to 6 score that dosent make sense as they guys just stop moving in front of you then again the mention of combat training was made. dude you have wasted my time. i should have just watched some porn and rubbed on out instead. p.s. dont try to 360 quick snipe you suck. and i stay away from shit im not good at.

[The1SunyD]

Something about a 61 to 6 score that dosent make sense as they guys just stop moving in front of you then again the mention of combat training was made. dude you have wasted my time. i should have just watched some porn and rubbed on out instead.

[nadavkomor]

@The1SunyD Something about a 30 yr old men who cant take a fucking joke doesnt make sense. P.S dont try and leave your moms basement your life suck

[mario2371]

the sad thing is 20% of people play like this and think there good

[repozizzle]

@mario2371 More like 70%

[fricNfrack101]

this guy is so bad. end of discussion.

[KRonSimis]

Welcome to the MLG brofessional guide for black ops custom classes, MOTHERFUCKER.

[SLAYAXBOT]

theres so much swearing and cockiness to this video its not even that funny as a parody

[TheInuPlayer92]

fair enough...

[Grubsnerad]

does tiger camo really do that ?

[mushroomchrisn]

@Grubsnerad please tell me your joking.

[Grubsnerad]

@mushroomchrisn dudee.. okay if i tell you im joking, will you still answer me in parenthesis ? yahh know, soo i can maintain my dignity ?

[mushroomchrisn]

@Grubsnerad no camo has ever or will ever affect the stats of a gun.

[Grubsnerad]

@mushroomchrisn well thats why i was questioning that

[mushroomchrisn]

this is amazing.

[LinqWish]

the 58 ppl who have disliked this vid is noobs

[mrmutchlersmunchies]

work on ur l96 skills

[xxxHCTxxx]

I3fuckingears:

- shit hot humor

- lolwut videos

- faved

[b20002003]

i would be better if you would actually talk.. but this is still pretty bad ass

[mussolman]

Did anyone else read the text (in their heads) in Cr1tikal's voice?

[BryPatterson]

Warfare will eventually evolve into people sitting in corners while talking shit. #WINNING



[Edolix95]

lol the L96 gameplay was bloody hilarious

[hllasd]

At first I thought he had friends doing it then I realized it was just the dumb bot's from combat training.

[BajiBunny]

We need some Hardcoar MLG Hyperventilation in this video.

[davidov050]

i cant tell if its supposed to be funny? or is this guy just retarded :/

[TW227X]

This is amazing.

[mattdjam]

This could possibly be worst than Rebeca Black :/

[doversole]

Fuck second chance!! NOOB

[dsardo101]

loving combat training cool vid xbox ahoy parady lol :)

[markjamesmelrose]

Some comments on this are so lol. If you can't tell it's a joke video just leave, really. And frankly all those QS/NS montages, in reality i bet that most of their attempts looked like his in this video :P Epic job I3ears, nice to see someone take the piss out of those epic stubborn and impossible to reason with 'hardcore' cod pieces.

[NailStrafer]

HAHA! I loved this dude. Best Black Ops parody EVER! You nailed it down perfectly what the most overused setups are in this game.

Well, at least the first two. I was thinking you were going to say Galil for the last gun. Was that terrible sniping meant to parody people who try to quickscope and noscope like it's MW2?

[RusherTheRussian]

Why are people so obsessed with things that annoy them about cod? Every single game in the series had things which on occasion made you want to kick your tv and throw the game disc to china and beyond. However, it is exactly this feeling which made all the great moments of cod even greater :)

[Clavix2]

LOLS ure so freaking hardcore playing vs Ken Burton's AI team... ohh I mean Combat Training

[xLiquidFlow]

Worst Sniper I've ever seen, ya dig?

[dgolijan]

guys...pls dont be stupid and get the humor in this

[samasoku]

yea i like shitheads playing with these classes!

[Narsuaq]

Lol, combat training. You are so hardcore! =P

[rocdude66]

@Narsuaq he didn't want to piss real players off and get his fucking account reported lol

[hurrimaburr]

You play Combat training

[TheBrindleBoxer]

"LOLWUT Recoil"?????????

[tom8989tom]

Love the bits where its slow motion of him missing!

[wastedjonin]

Glad some1 is taking the piss out of these weapons, most fags who play black ops just bum off either the famas, AK74u Rapid fire, Stoner63, or just try no scoping like no life nerds with the L96A1, its why I sold Black Ops in the first place - that and the inconceivable bullshit that the game provides in mass quantities, Bullets not registering, enemies killing you when YOU should kill them fair and square, campers, plain bullshit, noobtubes (albeit not as bad as mw2), and finally - dickheads.

[Innuendo91]

"OUTPLAYED TRUE STORY: TRYHARD TACTICAL PRONE THUMBSPASM"

Haha! It takes some balls to make a parody of "hardcore" CoD gamers. They're some of the least intelligent individuals I've come across, and seem to be completely immune to reason.

[supasolja95]

How'd u get the cool Create-A-Class loadout theme? BO have an update?

[TheIMBA2]

omg!

[p51spittinnails]

is this supposed to be a parody?

[drive4showputt4dough]

the texts in this video need to be read Epic Meal Time style, no excuses

[jeandelenfant]

Eat your heart out, XBOXAHOY

[Maorish1]

Pro tip: Add 'Drowning Pool' to give that MLG feel to all your videos

[MrZeck98]

Pro tip, fail at sniping so you whip out your pistol.

[MegaSkrunch]

@MrZeck98 That's what makes it funny Mr. Fanboy.



[oMOOGLECHEEZEo]

@MrZeck98 Pro tip: Don't be a cunt.

[statoose]

I LMAO'd at the slo-mo sniping fails XD.

[guzhomie07]

i love the slomo sniping failz XD

[JSP434]

Xbox Ahoy sent me :3

[MrMikeSam]

@JSP434 Fail at getting the highest comment just cuz you said "Xbox Ahoy sent me"

[TheHardcorerunner]

lol, this made me lmao i had to watch this twice.

[duece6610]

wow can i take back my view for this dumbass..........in gb u cant have killstreaks or equipment, or second chance........and ghost is pointless is gb i cant believe i waisted my time on stupid shit like this

[8gottaxcatchxemxall8]

seriously dumbshits this is a JOKE. stop making yourselves look stupid with these dumbass comments...we know its combat training and everything. get over it and learn how to pick up on a joke.

[SLAYAXBOT]

your a retardedly bad sniper overall quickscope and non quickscope, hell if your going to play against bots use some more challenging weapons, like the ballistic knife or tomahawks, finally play against regular man not recruit you just look like a retard

[Voltrillian]

@SLAYAXBOT kill yourself please

[Edolix95]

@SLAYAXBOT

Either you are trolling or you're just a complete idiot. I vote for the latter.

[OmegaDestroyer321]

this whole video is full of one liners. lol

[spartanfan6]

im glad your the worst sniper the world has ever seen

[sn1per3lite]

OMG YOUR SO GOOD CAN I GB YOUR TEAM MY NAME IS [3arc]CoolStory, I WAS PLAYING WITH YOU IN THIS GAME

[bozo1337]

Tactical Prone 360 No Scope FTW. lol

[Rekkamyssi]

Fuck. I feel like I'm ready to take the world after this.

[milesshrog]

Satire is sadly foreign to 13 year olds.

Those were some sick S1P3z tho

[SLAYAXBOT]

horray for xboxahoy

[TheStateWig]

His caps lock is stuck or hes always angry

[cortesdragon]

LMAO ppl got to get a sense of humor DAMN it's a video about a GAME give it a rest... Either you're an idiot and don't get it or you're not.

[DollarTaco]

XboxAhoy multiplied by EpicMealTime

intense

[pecan50]

@I3ears Imma Camp in Corners like a little Bitch from now on.... Thank you!

[CapitanHappypants]

You just made my day and FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCKING ETERNAL VIRGIN MLG TRYHARDS GOD DAMMIT HOW CAN YOU TYPE WITH A DICK IN YOUR ASS blah blach.

[NiflheimII]

I hope you guys realizes this is a joke, right?

[OscoyGonzalez]

You got a little exited with the word "fuck".

[Hellfire36]

That has to be some of the best sniping I've ever seen.

[xSunter]

Iam lovin' this shit.

[theman7ful]

i hope ur joking lol. my dog quickscopes better lmao