Day[9] Daily #352 P1 - Newbie Tuesday: Timing Attacks!

[ScouserMick]

"Probably just freaked out some poor soul who's trying to code at work" check.

[Grothmanus]

The name's Day 9" of hot, baneling action.

[TCGelitest]

HAHAHAHAH that clap... too high for this

[TCGelitest]

HAHAHAHAH that clap... too high for this

[wikkedchick]

So... I'm trying to figure out the problem with telling girls what you do. Are you afraid that they're going to fall in love with you when they see how adorable you are when you do this stuff?

[spaceorbison]

Girls always wanna get to the bottom line don't they, and would be what your social status is.

[Quu911]

when are we going to get a play by play of you and megumixbear?

[theAmdisen391]

lol just put up a vid saying you want hot sc2 gaming girls xD! and yes for the 14 yr old girls does play games and if ur girl does not then try to show the awesome of the internet to her xD

[barrel22]

if a girl want's to know what you do say," I make money" =D

[KOBKStreak]

Day9...YouTube Personaliy of the year? Of the decade?

Who will live and who will die?

Only YOU decide.

[localsa]

Skip to 2:08

Then to 3:41

You'll see.

[fissN]

@03:30, Supersonic clap FTW!

[RalphusMaximus]

Day9 watches the Venture Bros? Awesome! Hell I would tell her, "I'm a sports commentator." Starcraft is a sport right?

[TheGar393]

lol he says its daily number 351

[lawazan]

-There is nothing more cool than being proud of the things you love

Sean 'Day[9]' Plott

[SheldanTube]

My first skateboard was an element deck. Kudos Day[9]! ;D

[DanielTrollz]

just say i want to here more about you!

[dzeikei]

Internet celebrity!

[MalwareGFX]

"Starcraft 2, Anymore questions?"

[DJRichLeigh]

Lmao that loudest clap ever

[superalexgo]

Just be yourself, simple! You're Day9, and Sean. You can be both lol

[Desmolas]

Yeah, I suppose explaining what a professional nerd does could be a hindrance to meeting women.

[qwertyzz7]

Well, with attack timings, I would say, attack when you think you can kill something while he can't.

[divineoblivion1]

Why not just say, you are a strategist?

[Johnny79Bravo]

A) Was she hot? B) Did you get her number? (B is not required if answer to A is 'No')

[SynergySin22]

Tell her you're a professional commentator.

[syarconde]

Make yourself a second facebook? idk but seems better than mailing adress Oo

[noobyfromhell]

"Day 9 is my name, StarCraft 2 is my game" 8)

[sixteenluckyhats]

there are phones you know... texting and stuff... not everything has to be online...

[zippomage]

@sixteenluckyhats right, and it's not unusual for people to create an account just for personal correspondence.

[WyrmlordStarcraft]

Say you're an important part of the growing esports industry trying to improve Americas cultural and economic situation. Chicks dig that.

[presidentvictor]

You are Day9. Own it.

[RottingYoda]

SC2 tshirts are cool and all but earth wind & fire makes me a happy day9 viewer

[fundles420]

@RottingYoda You might get 10 comments like this... but its actually a skateboard company, called element. the little pine tree is their logo.

[RottingYoda]

@fundles420 Learn something new everyday

[PlayaGuitar]

Girl: So what do you do?

Day9: You. *Derp* *LOL*

[Seifer402]

'They call me Day9, ask your son about me.'

[SilenII]

@Seifer402 u ment brother right? i dont think day9 is into some mature ladies.. :D

[HouseDweller]

@Seifer402 DAY9 conqueror of SC2 and Milfs LOL :D

[mutalisk332]

"I am a professional internet celebrity; it's as meaningless as it sounds"

[starkiller187]

day9: tell her to google sean plott. you're on freaking wikipedia.

[MrMeowser1]

Tell her the truth. If she doesn't like it, she isn't the hawt nerd for you.

[UNITA4]

Timing attacks for terran:

step 1: get lots of marines and marauders

step 2: attack when stim finishes

step 3: you win

[xmads132]

Wait wait wait... redbone? i call myself whitebone, and i have a friend who call himself blackbone in starcraft 2.

[KingBull24]

@xmads132 Bone-Rangers Unite!

...

does that sound a bit dirty? ^^"

[Fubzinator]

@KingBull24 LMAO

[DeMitrix9435]

I really learnt something , really thank you:D

[Jmart829]

Day9 you aren't Miley Cyrus. You can't live two separate worlds. Sean Plott=Day9. They are one person. ;) Trollface.jpg

Anyways, your a boss honestly just don't make a big deal about it and just go with the flow. <3

[teenspirit1]

3:28 HULK CLAP

[nosir112]

" I play games. Not girls."

[Mectojic]

I must say - liking this video is jot enough

[DrWho889]

I would say ; I'm the fucking BATMAN!!!

[Metal4Truth]

NOOOO. You have to say, "What do I do? I'm Day9, bitch"

[StoneFaceAce]

Just say you're a tournament commentator and you create strategy tutorials. sounds cool enough.

[henry770]

"I'm always attacking in 10 minutes ... just fucking do it." Starcraft 2 or United States foreign policy?

[gtfkiller]

@day9tv hey day9,i just started watching ur videos and just want to say that i admire your passion and love for the game... im a fan of starcraft but i rarely play it.. But after watching "day9tv" im inLOVE with this game.. thanks for the Newbie Tuesday :)

[PointBlankKiller]

351? it says 352

[olivier1237]

Thunderclap to the sinus!!

[TheUnoDeluxe]

ELEMENT SHIRT! Skate on day9 \m/ !

[MattTheroux]

Day9: Thank you so much for saying "number" of immortals, as opposed to "amount." I frequently hear e-casters using the wrong word to quantify integer quantities. As an educator, not only does it sting to hear the other word, it also brings down the credibility of e-sports and gaming. So, thank you for being both an educated man and one who helps bring credibility to the games we love.

[MRneushaar]

Come out of the nerd closet day9. It's okay

[TheCyberScrub]

Day 900th video!

[cowboysrock95]

just be yourself, and be honest. tell them what you do and if they can't accept it, then they wouldn't be someone you want to date in the first place.you can tell them what you do, but not be that person to them. if someone is worth dating, they will see you as sean plott, and not day 9.

[MrWtfjusthappened]

Day9 is as much a part of you as Sean Plott

[thesorehead]

Dude, nothing wrong with saying "I run a YouTube channel called Day9TV."

[theTempest]

unfortunately, it'd be too late to hide your online super-identity from ladies who already watch your show ...

[KingOfParrots]

A starcraft 2 commentator/teacher may not be the coolest thing for one that hasn't got an understanding into gaming, but just tell em how it is, be completely honest and I'm sure they won't have any problems with it at all^^ Alot of girls actually like nerds :3 I don't think you would have any problems with it, if you'll just explain it to her in detail and don't be ashamed of it^^

glhf

[RabbitWithC4]

You're asking sc2 players how to talk to girls? Am I the only one who sees an issue with this..??!?!

[phedden97]

@RabbitWithC4 Yes. We all have very high self-esteem. duhhh!

[insight1337]

Day9, you should be proud of what you are. No need to hide the truth :)

[123altheman]

hey just be confident in what you do!! you have all of these videos where you are so proud and excited about video games so why hide it?

[StreeboTV]

+10 sexies to you for the super old and awesome shirt.

[GreenishColorish]

#351? day9 you mean #352 

[bytez0r]

tell them 'im famous on the internet!'

[trexatron7]

And fuck bitches who don't like starcraft.

[trexatron7]

Honestly, you're the coolest person in the world. If you can't get any woman you want, no one can.

[EFMotownEF]

dude just let her know day[9] as well. dont be all day all day but be sean and be day. ya know?

[josephmccolley]

I'm still incapable of seeing the difference between what you do and who you are. They're interconnected.

[MacnTish]

A wise nerd once told me:

"There is nothing cooler than being passionate about what you love."

Proudly and unashamedly tell her that you are a professional video game player, analyst, and shoutcaster. You might want to also imply that you do not live in your mom's basement.

[flip20202]

Have a Day9 facebook, and have a Sean Black facebook.

[OMGCoolGaming]

@flip20202 Sean Plott* :)

[MrHubcapss]

Why don't you just say something like I work at a button factory. Why does it matter what I do, now what do you do?

[kvzn94]

this is something to "klingon" to? xD anyways, take pride in what you do sean!!! Tell them you are an entertainer as well as a teacher ;)

[xPulse365]

Just say i commentate an *cough* e *cough* sport.

[JiuDoRick]

What do you do?

...professional killer

[ApocalipticBassist]

@JiuDoRick HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT I DO- ...i meaann...uhm...*runs away*

[Crysislobster]

Is this the 900th video on this channel? :O

[p753159]

be proud and open about what you do, day9

because you're so awesome!

[meinblubber]

day9: "there's nothing more awesome than being proud of what you love."

sean should listen to him!

[TheDrPepper47]

Don't get down if a girl thinks that gaming is a stupid thing to do. Be confident and tell her it's important to you. Then ask her what she does :D

[legueu]

@TheDrPepper47 exactly

[griffen8134]

just say you broad cast a "sport"

[MrComputerXO]

The man, The legend. Day9.

[the300and1]

PLEASE RESPOND: where do you upload the videos? I went to day9.tv and I don't know where you can send the videos

[Demreyrae]

@the300and1 email them to (whatever day it is)@day9.tv

for example a funday monday submission would be monday@day9.tv. a newbie tuesday would be tuesday@day9.tv

[NBKXD]

Just say " Google me bitch, I'm famous. "

[gohtingqi1997]

@NBKXD or.... hey asshole.... google me..... im famous bitch.

[episodeIII]

<3

[matmax4]

Just say your you tube star if you want to get laid xD

[Dethelem]

You are Mr. President for me, allways.

[Ekstrasterklaus]

I'm sorry guys but I have a serious question. Why does he say that it is the 27th September, and it's the 17th of October? Please somebody answer xD

[the300and1]

@Ekstrasterklaus a bad joke lolol

[jeffsyoutubification]

@Ekstrasterklaus

It's cause he does his live podcasts on day9 dot tv but then uploads them to youtube a few weeks later!

[HalfBULLetPROof]

@Ekstrasterklaus this is pre-recorded live on twitch. tv/ day9tv If you want to see this happen live, go there on 10PM Eastern time from Monday-Thursday. He records them, puts them here that's why :)

[Ekstrasterklaus]

@HalfBULLetPROof So technically, I'm a geek who is 3 weeks behind all other geeks. Gotta do something about that!

[HalfBULLetPROof]

@Ekstrasterklaus that's one way of looking at it...watching him live is worth it. I do it and still rewatch the daylies when they get uploaded here. Reliving the jokes makes it worth it and being 3 weeks apart, reminds you of what DayJ taught us.

[Ekstrasterklaus]

@HalfBULLetPROof Well i can't watch his streams. Where i live 10 PM would be around 8-9 Am here, and then i'm either sleeping or at school. So I'll just watch it here i guess :) (Can't wait for holidays though)!! haha if u get what im sayinnnng.

[K0lsyr4]

"Its a secret, I have to kill you if I told ya".. Or you can replace kill with a bit more sexier work. Or just tell her the true, "I'm day9, if you have Internet and coffe at home I can show you"

[jshenefelt]

3:29

Day 9 discovers his super power for the first time...fate it seems has plans for this mild manner caster turned super hero....

[ReliquumVae]

<3 you.

[jshenefelt]

+1 to Brock Smason

[TheAfghangooey]

HAHA omfg the beginning is got to be the funniest shit i have ever seen. Thx for that Day9.

[eclipseinc]

[Nike lawyer watching clip]

Just do it © Day-9...

Wait a minute!

[hagenja]

Well, in this day in age, there are many attractive females who are really into gaming. So there is a chance, albeit a small one, that she loves video games. So this gives you a trump card that is almost as effective as saying you're a college athlete to a drunk sorority girl! I say embrace it, love it and get you a hot nerd!

[sameoldsuspect]

you successfully snag underaged children and sell them to koreans for organs/slave labor....that inevitably will sound better than "I watch sc2 for a living" trust me bitches love kidnapping.

[Dryltd]

The rapist!

[5that1dude5]

Tell her you're an assassin for hire and use to be a NAVY SEAL but left because they weren't bad ass enough. Also, tell her that you're an Internet TV personality as a cover up and play the most strategic game ever to keep your killing senses sharp. If that doesn't get you a date, nothing will

[Demon1z]

No... you say THIS " I am Day9, jelle?"

[jox933]

Hello and welcome to the daily #351 when it says 352 lals

[Craft4D]

Your an Internet personality. If she presses for more information, your are Video Game Educator and sometimes Game Announcer.

[yendor1200]

Sports caster

[huangjiasheng]

Sean,

You're a media producer who focuses on electronic mediums, such as video games, and podcasts. You also are an Analyst and analyst on a very popular e-sport called StarCraft.

you're pretty much a straight up baller.

now get dem ladies

[mezocaster]

@Equity213 Lies. She doesn't exist.

[Equity213]

We are gamers, not athletes.

Just embrace it. Theres no shame in that.

Living in a fantasy world where you imagine yourself an athlete? Now that is somewhat shameful.

[Equity213]

I play SC2 and Poker and neither of them are sports.

Get over yourselves. These are video games. Not sports. I know it might make u feel goodinside to imagine it is a sport, but its not.

APM spam is tiring? Are you fucking kidding me?

"Sports" and "games" are two different things. If they werent we wouldnt have two different words for them.

Lets not destroy the english language in an effort to massage our egos

[ihcug90]

@Equity213 i find it funny that you call poker a video game

[Equity213]

@ihcug90

wow you got me, that really destroys my argument.... your too clever 4 me

[masan88]

lsimhbiwfefmtalol

Laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud.

[TheMrKlowb]

@masan88 nlbtjs

Not laughing because the joke sucked. =p

[cesta45]

Ey Day9 should say this! I am THE person with the most awesome laugh ever.

[AlgisHajime]

Damn you day9... I have a LOT of school work to do... But I cant help not watching your new vids... damn it all...

[Filapano]

I just tell everyone I'm an entrepreneur.

[Diezel2oo8]

Sean, when she says "So what do you do?", the best thing you can do at that moment is: the Derp face. Giving her the exact details about your hobbie/work is something you should tell her later on in life.

[syranon]

"Baby, i'm a thing on the internet, it's kinda big, if you know what i mean *wink*"

[AndreasDirtyTube]

3:30 omg lol

[SugarRainer]

Just say to a girl *Hey baby, you want to see my 4 stam 4 strength leather belt* works every time :D

[rusalkin]

You are an online showhost.

[xMrZeeeHDx]

day{9}'s laugh is so dirty...... Me Gusta 

[hhsbrunner]

Make a separate facebook account for personal communications.

[Acres2]

Once you find the right girl the words will structure themselves

[kan1ll]

You sit down on the closest chair, drag her onto your lap, smack her in the face, point your finger in front of her eyes and say the words: "bitch, I do the best casting of the best rts ever. Period."

Bang. She is yours.

[JustKenny1]

Say What you like to? 6 pool?

[captainandrew]

say sorry I'm gay

[Hulavuta]

say you're an esports commentator, but say the e verrrrrry light so you're not lying.

[SHAD0WD0G]

You should tell her, "Google me, baby!"

[Gilliboy]

sean please watch daily number 100 again ;)

[EliteSeVeNz]

tell people your a sports commentator

[insearchofdiamonds]

@EliteSeVeNz Yeah, nice one xD

[HzWyrdo]

"Just do it" -Nike® copyright 2003

[KaedeTatsu]

lol he seems so different then when he is commentary with husky

[Vega62a]

rofl at people who think that Day[9] is at all in any way ashamed of his career choice.

[MrNesquiik]

Just say: "I'm good at being awesome! True story!"

[MrRalexanderb]

You should go. I have my own show ;)

If she asks what it's about you should shout DayNINE BITCH (the bitch part is optional)

Remember, you can always run away with your arms in the air ^^

[bigmmm113]

900 vids on youtube like a boss

[iiGUNN3R]

I blew off a female for a few hours yesterday because I was watching MLG.. I'm a gamer. That's who I am. I'm not ashamed and I tell people upfront it's my passion. Plus, once you tell them you make money involved with gaming they become intrigued. At least in my experiences.

[zlac]

you say: "oh, I have my own show!;)"

[bigmmm113]

tell all da bitchs and hoes dat u be a awesome gamer that have thousands of people watch you play ever day because they love you!!! :D <3

[TobbzSC]

Must... do... homework...

[DeathangelChrono]

@Day9 you just have to find someone who accepts that you also have a life as day 9. Thats how you make money.

[j031Z]

"Can I have your Facebook?"

"No, no you can not, no."

LOL

[mushrooms301]

"Turn on the internet, and you'll find me.." hahahahaa

[fugubob]

Video Game Journalist and Internet Celebrity!