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  • Why is his face covered?

    

  • :)

    How long have you been into making satire videos?

  • Is this guy a fucking Joke?

  • Why delete my comments?

  • @flexpape

    earlier you said 93% of wars were a result of atheism. now you're saying they are non religious. there is a difference.

  • @AbuseDaForce Ehmm, ya i figured out my Mistake. Sorry for that. But again Your point is wrong too that religion caused war. Infact History is full of events when religion caused people to lay down swords.

  • @flexpape im sure. history tends to be complicated like that.

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  • hahaha, i see that this is a joke, kinda jumped the gun w/ that earlier comment. im gona leave it up though because i think it has its purpose

  • @AbuseDaForce hehe yeah that guy was the best poe ever. :) this is an old video.

  • How can an atheist worship satan? he is just blerting out the first thing that pops into his head.

    fear+illogical justification of fear= the crusades, 9/11, Aztec human sacrifices, etc.

    wake up and see that we are perpetuating the suffering of our fellow humans by holding onto these ancinet superstitions.

  • @AbuseDaForce prove that what i said about war (93% wars are non religious) was wrong. If so then i am ready to admit that i am an idiot otherwise ...

  • Ninja redneck!

  • this is great

  • 0:38 The word of Rod. oops. haha.

  • Worst Ninja outfit ever!

  • A line straight to jesus!!

  • This guy is epic.

  • @ExoKiller4 He really is.  I wish he still made videos.

  • LOL, from hell. Keep em comming.

    No realy dude, you are funny as hell and should have your show.

  • DAMN ATHEISTS KEEP ASKING CIRCULAR QUESTIONS! %#*&^#!!!

  • Question 1: How do you know the bible is true?

    Answer: Thousands of eye witness accounts

    Everything else is pointless

  • @dtwamsley A generation or two down from the 'eye witness accounts'. Do some research o.O

  • EPIC SATIRE FTW!

  • I love God...but this is so funny haaaaaha

  • REDNECK VOICE ACTIVATE!

  • Rofl the people that don't realize this is satire.

  • Jesus is still Lord. Amen.

  • Why does this remind me of Caboose?

  • I think this is SIGA's masterpiece, this one and the letters with CEO of godtube just knocked me off. Funniest aspect, for me, about his videos is how many people, a / theists think that he really means it.

    All his videos are hilarious. Literally ROFL.

  • hahahahahahaha

  • what the fuck ?

  • true true true :)

  • You seem to be so angry. What's wrong? Didn't slay any Xians today?

  • i'm a muslim.. i have to say that this guy is very funny.. but admire his passion in preaching though :)

  • But where is the PROOF that it is the word of God? Can you show it to me?

  • hahah :D!!

  • LOL.

  • HAHAHA That was awesome!!!! 

  • god is dog backwards just sayin

  • @wowwee2000 Naw, really?

  • This is a joke right? :P

  • lol this is probably the funniest thing i have seen on YouTube ever good job man!!!!!

  • I see what we did there!

    But you still don't get it XD

    That's like a little kid saying 'Yo I'm god. Jump off a cliff for me.' Would you do it because the little kid said he was God? No. But if he said he was God he HAS to be God, if your logic is correct :D

    You just got burned by a 14-year-old my friend~

  • Good accent.

  • A LINE STRAIGHT TO JESUS. ;D

  • SATIRE.

  • I saw a piece of paper that read "god wrote this"

    So therefore seeing it said god wrote this, he wrote it right?

    have fun reading more bible fairy tales.

  • there is no such thing as circular questions, unless it is something like "if an immovable object gets hit by an object that wont stop, what would happen?"

    but these question all depend on the answer

    1. How do you know that go exists

    answer 1: its in the bible

    but answer 2 is much better if true

    answer 2: He came to my house, killed a man then brought him back to life, then cured cancer, aids, and all poverty forever.

    answer two would be an answer that proves that god is real (if true)

  • This guy should play Cobra Commander in the next GI Joe movie.

  • This guy makes me laugh. He reads the bible but he dont understand it.

  • I think that sometimes its hard to show someone with no faith that there is a reason to have it. You have to chose the right topic to talk about and see their reaction. if they can't understand it useing a metophor can be helpful. I Never try to prove a friend wrong i point out similarities because most of us have the same goal. To serve God to the best of our ability as imperfect humans.

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  • lmao....

    The reason you are the ones using circular logic is because you are the one answering the questions with the same answers.

    You have to prove that it is true....but you don't! You simply say it is right, because it is the word of god.

    And take off the mask.....you show fear by wearing it. Fear of someone kicking your ass for your belief. When i get a camera, you won't see me wearing a mask.

  • Has anyone noticed "tamtampamela" has posted a video response on this vid? You want to see some real profession comedy, go there.

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  • Though he is just a commoner, he has an extensive knowledge of the scripture and, guess what, claims to be the Messiah. The Pharisees accuse him on blasphemy and the Roman government has him put to death. And, really, do you think the entire government was planning on fulfilling the prophecy and making his statements true? I dunno. It's up to you guys to decide. But really, there are facts out there that support the bible's authenticity. Just look for them.

  • @SmidgenWriter Show me the FACTS (not the bible stories) real, hard demonstrable FACTS. Those that can be corroborated and don't need any faith. Those that anyone who looks into the matter can see. Like for example records from the roman army that were preserved and talk about the ocupation of Galilea, or bones that can be carbon dated, etc, I mean, the kind of thing that doesn't exist or is proven to be a hoax when studied (Like the Mantle of Turin, proven to be a medieval hoax, twice)

  • @ebismo

    Then again, perhaps it was just a coincidence? Let's say it was a coincidence, but hear me out on this one. A detailed prophecy about the Son of God being born in Bethlehem who would be persecuted coming true all those years later? How do we know that it really happened? Historical records of a man named Yeshua being born in Bethlehem. (I seriously doubt Mary had the medical knowledge to force labor while she was on her way to Jerusalem)And he was born just in time for the Census...

  • @SmidgenWriter No coincidence, simple explanation. Now you come with Jesus, weren't we talking about the OLD TESTAMENT? BTW there are no records of that man at that time, the only census the romans did around that time was about 100 years later, there is no proof of the existence of Mary or Jesus and, sorrily he didn't fulfill the prophesy of the mesias (thus the Jews didn't accepted him as such) that was to restore David's Kingdom. The rest were only signs, conveniently filled up years later...

  • Or really any translations that are meant to be literal and not rephrased for convenience, they match. I mean, that just kinda... *shrug* makes sense, should I say? =/

  • @ebismo,

    I was talking about the old testament.

    How long ago are you talking? Because, for very long while, only religious leaders had access to the Torah. When Roman rule came to Israel, all important literature was translated into Greek, including the Old Testament (Septuagint), then later into Latin... and so forth. But in those times, the only means of copying was by hand. There were BOUND to be discrepancies in the text. When we compare the Greek or Latin bibles to the Torah....

  • @SmidgenWriter ahh but there ARE a lot of differences when you go to latin, greeck and other translations... and learn a bit of history (the real one, nothe one in the bible) Jews have been teaching theit male kids to read and write for about 3000 years... (actually the romans were amazed about the fact that simple villagers knew hotw to read and write in Galilea, and left record of it.) Jews had the tora copies mainly in Arameic. (not greeck)

  • Man you are great and funny!!! hahaha keep it on!!

  • Whatever the point is you're trying to make... You're an idiot.

    

  • One of the ways we know the bible is true is that it didn't change through the numerous translations in meaning over the ages. This is a miracle as no other writings can make a such a claim. We know it is true because of the ancient dead sea scrolls discovered in a salt cave in Egypt.

    Talk to some educated Christians next time, will ya?

  • @SmidgenWriter WHAT??!!! You call yourself educated?

    Lets be clear, if you talk about new testament, that is simply wrong, there were scores of versions, the "actual" one was decided upon in the Council of Trent in 1563.

    The Old testament, mainly has not changed much is becasue Jews didn't had any centralized religious authority and every household had both a copy and someone who knew how to read it, thus making it more difficult to propagate new versions acording to political needs.

  • "Oh we know the age of the fossils because of the layers"

    "Oh we know the age of the layers because of the fossils"

    That is circular reasoning.

  • Hallelujah 

  • Is he being funny on purpose? I can't tell!

  • Ninja Christian!

  • my ribs hurt watching these videos.....laughing so hard

  • erm. the bible isnt the word of god.

  • i believe this guy and is logic cause im a fucking prick

  • LOL

  • lolololol

  • What is the mask for?

  • Rofl im christian and I find this halrious! Its so true, alot of people just blindly follow what they've been told, if they were really religious they would study their own material. Love it.

  • lol is he taking the piss? im really not sure.

  • Circular Questions! They lead in circles!

  • Lol, That should be in the bible

  • is this commedy?

  • @thwoolfe yes

  • Bwahahaha, this is awesome :D

  • Good satire :)

  • Atheists worship devil ? .... LOL, makes so much sense when they think it doesnt exist.

    Exposing circular logic to a idiot requires a question asked several times again and again and again ... untill the idiot notices the circular logic.

    By far this looks like an attempt to show how stupid Christians can be ... because i still have my doubts about a person being capable of this level of stupidity.

  • I know it's right when it says its the word of God because I know God and obey God. I ask God questions and he answers me (and the answers are always true and accurate), i ask for help with things and I am helped, I ask for advice and he tells me what I should do. God is realer then you and I. God makes signs and wonders happen right before my eyes. God shows me he is real everyday. I know the Bible is true and I know it's the Word of God because God proves himself to me because i believe.

  • This is great. :)

  • Love it. Why did they ban this fella?

  • Muhuhahahahahahahha, genious.

    Circular questions, that's priceless.

  • lol that was funny as hell

  • Man, you rock!

  • We keep asking because you dumbasses just keep saying "because it just is, because its the word of God" Well, this is the word of selene and it is written on youtube and I say show me God and I will praise my heart and sould out to him. Good luck (:

  • @musiic4life He's being sarcastic, duh

  • You shouldnt apply your beliefs and ignorance as a substitute for evidence then.

  • I'm a Christian, and this still makes me laugh till I cry

  • So what you need to do about circular Q&A is, go off on a tangent.

  • The holy pice of shit

  • IESUS (Latin: "It is swine") IS THE SON OF PERDITION.

    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

    ♫ Oh!... Happy joy and bullshit, la, la, la, la,larrrr... Time to kill some fagots, joy, joy, joy, joy, joy.... Jesus loves us all ... hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss. Burn us up some Jew boys... la, la, la, la,larrrr... Jesus loves the Muslims... lets make a war with them..... Happy joy and bullshit, la, la, la, la,larrrr. ♫

    Huh! 500 charater limit, how rude :(

  • Are you paroding the christian religion because it sounds like it

  • I'm going to write a book that says "you are an idiot, and fail at life. the information provided within these pages are the word of god and are therefor, infallible"... see what i did there? "how do you know that i'm an idiot?" you might ask? because this book i wrote says so! duh!. "but how do you know the book isnt lying?!" you may argue? because it says so! duh!

  • The ending of this video makes me laugh every single time.

  • satan doesnt exist. ur an idoit. nor does yahweh or jesus

  • @gphhawkins Duh. The dude knows.

  • Any answer given by a Christian can be disproven lol... nice vid tho =D

  • There's something about his accent, hand movements, and gangly frame that makes me go ROFLMAO.

  • @nonoxynol =D

  • @nonoxynol I agree

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  • @euanc64

    he's being sarcastic if you didn't notice...

  • this is sooooo funny ans sarcastic...

    but what makes me laugh even harder is that there are people who think he is serious...

    it's hard to believe that there are people on this planet that are so uneducated that they believe in that bs and doesn't notice it when people are being sarcastic

  • @keeperkai999 That is true. But what's also embarrassing is the fact that atheists watching this video think he's serious too. Rejecting religion is just the beginning of becoming intelligent, not the end product.

  • good satire, dude.

  • LOL a LINE STRAIGHT TO JESUS! That made me laugh. :\

  • POWERFUL STUFF, DUDE!!!

    Now please, heal me, Jesus, of dis rofl i suffer wid.

  • WAIT HIS NAME ANTICHRIST...

    THIS BE SATIRE, RIGHT?

  • @billygundum Yes. Thank FSM. :D

  • hahaha this is hilarious

  • Ahahaha, funny.

  • RORk, troller

  • you're a troll but you should be fighting Muslims bro, you'll get more feedback although you'll get killed for sure :)

  • This is fucking priceless!

  • LOL, A LINE STRAIGHT TO JESUS.

    God b-less, bro.

  • You are my hero.

  • @euanc64

    Best comment ever.

  • "How do you know it's the word of god?"

    "Because it SAYS SO!"

    So if the back of an oreos wrapper said it was the word of god, you'd start worshipping the ingredients of oreos?

    Follow the leader, motherfuckers!

  • Wow. This religion disease has infected humans for far too long.

  • LMBO@ a line straight to Jesus!!! CTHU! I don't agree with your name, but these videos are funny!

  • this guy is a lo.onyto.one..

  • Man... this is my favorite video!

  • When Atheists debate Christians, it's not fair, because Atheists are armed with logic and reason, whereas the Christians are unarmed!

    When Atheists debate Christians, they should not be allowed to use logic and reason; they should fight the Christians on a level field!

  • what the fuck are you talking about ?

  • What I'm talking about is way over your head, kurent!

    Do you realize that the person in the video is not really a Christian.

    He's using satire and sarcasm.

  • Fuck this guy. We both know he is trying to be funny. But I dont get why are you saying crap like Atheists should not be allowed to use logic and reason ??? Earth to puppet2012 Logic and Reason are reality. Christians belive in farytales. And what else does exists besides Logic smart guy ha ? Ou sudenly athiests should start beliving in unicorns so they would be able to debate people who belive in god who was butcherd by Us humans. Give me a break.

  • Stop it, kurent!......people are laughing at you!

    Can't you see that my original comment was meant as satire and sarcasm, just like the man in the video is using satire and sarcasm?

  • hahahahah, sure they are. Keep telling that to yourselfe.

  • @Sockpuppet2012

    HaHaHaHa!!!

    That made my day! I have been collecting some of my favorite quotes/posts that I find on these boards. I usually include the poster's name but that one is so good I am going to claim I came up with it. (imagine an emoticon giving you the finger)

  • Poe's law strikes again!

  • And atheists state that there is no god, and state it as a fact, yet they have no proof of this, and it's really only their opinion. So both Christians and atheists commit crimes against logic. Yawn. Got anything else?

  • All hail the antichrist!!!!!!!!!!!!!! may the Flying Spaghetti Monster forever use his noodley limbs to hold him down on the earth to make videos. RAmen, my brother!

  • A line straight to Jesus! omg, I love this guy. We really need to get his account back.

  • Holy shit, this guy is hilarious!

  • I could shit on the bible

  • the camera being used is set to auto white balance. In this case, the camera is trying to calibrate color correctly by referencing the white around the subject in the shot. Since he's wearing all black and standing close to the wall, he's having a quite an effect on the overall brightness of the shot. This makes it appear, to the camera at least (whether we can see it or not), that the background is changing from white to grey, grey to white, etc. The camera's little brain can't keep up... lol.

  • @bdk1234567

    One of the best technical comments I have ever read and it was quite informative too. Cudos!

  • I see what they did thar!

  • is this guy for real or is this satire?

  • Is there much of a difference anymore?

  • lol u cant tell? hes laying it pretty thick.

  • Satire...he used to have an account SoldierinGodsArmy where he made hilarious videos like this but it got permanently suspended

  • Holy bullshit 8) put this guy away before he hurts someone, lol

  • It's all true!

  • 0:37 Word of Rod? BAHAHAHA. Its the word of Rod Stewart. HAHA

  • Word of ROD?

  • ROFL!!!

    What a retarded redneck!

  • Talking in third person is a filthy habit :D

    Work harder on noticing when someones using heavy satire.

  • omg you make me laugh my friend.

  • ROFL, this retard is hilarious!

    Keep up the good work!

    5 stars.

  • Having his account suspended and videos re-posted has gotten me to watch them again.

    This guy is classic.

  • Youtube was out of line getting rid of SIGA. Youtube needs to get BACK in line...a line straight to JESUS and reinstate SIGA!

  • hahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaha­

  • A ninja for Christ. Nice work.

  • a line straight to jesus

    awsome

  • Hahaha, well done.

  • YouTube is pro-YEC's so it seems. The youtube staff are a bunch of biased creationists who don't see the humor of this.

  • He sounds like Cartman on an episode of south park,i forgot which one where he is bible punching for cash, realy funny man...