The Fastest Hockey Player Ever

[MrCRAZYCANADIANDUDE]

worst fucking song ever . very gay

[MrPaintball20]

Gay

[naaden359]

what the fuckin hell is with the music and you wouldn't know real hockey if you got cut on your dick and got punched in the face by Gretzky

[Jakeski1234]

what the fuck is this shit

[myshittyusername1]

well he is slow and skates all wrong so sorry dislike wait no sorry for you

[paulacav983]

Woo u blew me away... NOT

[MoNGo7890]

dam i didnt even c him go



[Flash73TV]

fastest mighty mite would be a correct title... and it'd still be wrong.

[theauraofawesomeness]

The players just suck

[DwinnardHockey5]

im faster asshole suck my dick bitch

[0ttiboy]

@SlyFox720 wtf this is a russian song about hockey

[waritsch1]

@SlyFox720 didnt know that the german language changed so much....

[Imsorryidabest]

First, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT MUSIC. Second, who is supposed to be the really fast one because they were all the same speed

[bulmer69JR]

whos spose to be the fastest the coach on the ice

[95931101]

want to talk about fast,

I just Clicked this video really fast

i looked at the like bar really fast

i muted this video really fast

i Dislikes this video Really fast

Now thats fast :3

[brianCIM]

@95931101 LMAO. bravo on that sir. i truly LOL'd when i read that. : )

[Jakubesko]

sooo cute :D

[MrBbme99]

who was the fast kid?????



[Jakob12344]

only mr who didnt see who the "fast kid" was?

[GoalieBeast35]

I knew as soon as I started the video I was going to be dissapointed.

[XbandosXpker]

@SlyFox720 the song is in russian.... idiot

[XxCam44hockeyxX]

alright thumbs up if u skipped through half this vid

[ilikessubway]

@SlyFox720 This is a russian hockey song aha

[Hourlyruin1]

1.Thats not that fast

2.Shitty music

[YEUHNBD]

@Hourlyruin1 dont be rude ahaha, im sure the guy is just joking

[aLoadedProductions]

@SlyFox720  bro its russian u stupid fag

[DBZman34]

@SlyFox720 Shut the fuck up you faggot. Its a soviet russian hockey song.

[3985108]

OMGG THE POOR VIDEO OF YOUTUBE POORHOCKEY AND POOR SONG!!

[LeProutski]

ihate kids so much eww

[RunescapeAdvance]

@SlyFox720 AHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

[XxXGOCANUCKSGOXx]

WTF kind of music is this??????

[nicolas34663]

this video is shity like the song ibon ni vaeit lalalalalal

[isbourne]

At least 38 people are too dim to know the difference between German and Russian. Well... this IS youtube, eh?

[ferskenmannen]

why am i watching this?

[artymowycz]

@SlyFox720 ignorant fuck

[sTRAPPED7]

@SlyFox720

Its a soviet hockey song fucking moron if u dont know shit dont post it

[TheRealJimmyBruiser]

@SlyFox720 Actually it's a Russian Soviet hockey song, the chorus is "Cowards don't play hockey".

So fuck you.

[Danester01]

@TheRealJimmyBruiser It was a joke bro, chill out.

[THEMDBable]

My sis plays ringette and can skate faster. Hate people that post crap like this.

[natsterize]

@SlyFox720 No it's not. Russians aren't Nazi, they're Russian

[geka006]

молодцы мальчишки))

[idomods]

is this song on Itunes?

[enr2929]

the germans go out in war

[IcemenKing87]

@SlyFox720 Heil Hit***

:D

[TheMightyDahQ]

@SlyFox720 Ironic....cuz its russian

[MANIACISBAK]

AHHAHAHAHAH! LMAO

[ruslan13333]

Mother Russia

[TheAmritRandhawa]

thmbs up if you saw goalie fall at 0:09

[SMBFOSHO]

3 words what the f***

[bosoxfan5990]

who is particularly fast? shlemazi you fail, sorry, but your kid isn't that fast

[WyattELee]

Fastest.. EVER?

[ELITEcougar99]

WTF IS THAT EAR RAPE

[lokkingazzniggah]

press 1 for, shut the hell up you idiots !

[TooYellowish]

This is Russian... I'm Russian... I know...

[juggaajerry]

For "fuck he" press 0:05

For "retard" press 0:15

[Redwingsaretite]

@juggaajerry no. just no.

[juggHERnutt]

hahahha look at the little goalie!



[extramailman12]

press 1 for "fuck he"

press 3 for "kikey retard"

press 5 for "bon voyage"

spam 6 for "hey, hey, hey, hey"

[extramailman12]

press 1 for fuck he

[TheHockeyman93]

and how old was he? the other kids will catch up eventually. that happend to me. there was on kid who was really fast. eventually he got to full of himself and stoped working, then we caught up. it happens to all the kids who are fast at a young age

[STEELDEEL12]

thats the worst fucking song ive ever heard

[handpartyable]

what a deke at 0:37

[oxymoron2727]

Which one?

[bruinskill]

This video is so much better if you imagine that the song is actually being played at the rink.

[jonnyk89]

Why the hell would someone sing about a Goalkeeper?

[Daiven100]

Retarded pick proper music

[jayblob716]

Which one is supposed to be the fast one?

[anders99manthe]

haha 662 dislikes

[Checkmyflow23]

thumbs up if you watched through the whole thing just listening to the song

[triple5x5]

who am i supposed to be looking at?

[jop23w23]

dude the song sucks

[A1RPR1C3]

i think its funny how they all skate like little farmers.

[TheSardius]

I never saw him! he was waaaaaaaayyyyyy too fast! where did he go?!

[justcameron1991]

ur all mean there kids and there parents are probably proud of them and probably posted it for they're kid to see.

[wordthatscool]

WE NEVER SAW HIM, HE TOO FAST

[white12rhino]

what is this gay shit?

[GayfulPanda]

well.... LOLL



[TVoiceOfTheVoiceless]

it looks really sweet!

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

My 7-year old skates backwards faster.

And she's a girl.

[jacoby46428]

fast my ass i got faster on my team

[cichlidsrule17]

first this song sucks balls and that was not even fast!!

[dylskin99]

what the crap is that terrible singing!!!!

[Edwinyebrown45]

WHAT THA FACK WAS UP WITH THAT FAGGITY ASS RUSSIAN SONG

[causeYOURBAD1]

pretty good for his age

[DahNoob]

Cool

[Papioboyz]

that was the dumbest thing i have ever seen...

My god, you should be banned from youtube for having that gay of a video with the most god awful music.

[SwedishBoy9]

gaaaaaay!

[coolnoob17]

I thought it was tim thomas... :)

[precisionHEADSHOTZZ]

@JCapitals8 OHH I didn't know what the hell hajsand whatever was talking about and I didn't really know whar you are talking about and why should that make you sick?

[cmoldow]

this is the most fucken video ever

[SuperTheTerrorist]

Is this song something joke?

[21Rushisaband12]

did anyone notice the goalie just fall down at 0:10

[precisionHEADSHOTZZ]

@JCapitals8 You r obviously not very smart

[hajsandhu123]

1.Pause the video

2.Press the left and down keys

3.Enjoy a game of snake!

4.Like if this is pretty cool!

[JeanPhilippeLepage]

In Soviet Russia, puck shoots you!

[ilovehockeyandnasa]

these are the videos which have no point of being on youtube asshole

[PG14boys]

WOW, like lightining!!!!

[jtapout42]

I can skat faster than that

[monty9712]

this is stupid

[bill8133]

Thumbs up if you pressed 3 repeatedly to hear the word retard

[colinrocksursocks]

ur kids a narp stop braggin all the other parents hate you

[bchomusic]

the fastest bender...

[foxcf11]

To the idiot parent who put this on youtube under "The fastest hockey player ever"..........i hope your kid blows out his knee and never even gets to play high school hockey.........fag

[sushidude123]

noo da ti tochno shlemazl

[XGAZLover]

its in russian

[juanhoppus182]

gay music, stupid video

[prayerrevival]

who wuz supposed to be the fastest?

[En11dj]

What's that shit?

[mat200567]

one word for this video....------->FAIL thumbs up if u agree..

[iKnockturnal]

i dont see him...

[ImaCoolcat99]

i dont get it who was the kid skating fast??

[samthemanrox]

@ImaCoolcat99 it was a dumbfucking joke

[tantrann]

IM FUCKING LOLING SO HARD FROM THE SONG.

[Budhabe]

@GoCanucksssssssGoooo haha

[IIIIILukA]

did he die ?

[4Hockeyman]

@stranglemuffinman654 no ur a fat duche bAG

[anonymous17j]

are they mites? or squirts?

[MrBenner1998]

who was the fastest?

[4Hockeyman]

@stranglemuffinman654 arent u cool he is like 8 fag

[JBD9527]

wtf theres more people in the stands there then there is at our games... and im midget :S times are tough for us hockey players yedigg

[connorpenny]

he sucks

[spyderemr]

fag

[Joshandflavorflav]

sucks im faster

[rainbowhippoz]

This is a joke right ?!

[patriots43v3r]

so the title was sarcastic?

[hockeyguy41395]

Hes super fast, i want lessons

[jonnyk89]

Thumbs up if it says Retard at 0:16

[paintballtheway]

@jonnyk89 in french "retard" means late, and it's pronounced differently.

[kosha9699]

@jonnyk89 that means goalie in RUSSIAN.....it's a russian song about hockey

[Lezmonify]

@jonnyk89 It means "Vratar" means "Goalie" in Russian :)

[rksavan]

@jonnyk89 Kids like you who try to listen for English words in other languages are retarded.

[jonnyk89]

@rksavan

1. Lighten up and grow a sense of humour.

2. Kids like me? I'm 21... (Might be a kid at heart but who isn't? :))

[yvgenimalkin71]

@jonnyk89 it says vratari, wich means goali in russian

go fuck yourself in the ass

[jonnyk89]

@yvgenimalkin71 I might just do that, if it's as worthwhile as you make it sound...

[puddynuts]

@jonnyk89

Haha.

[temich1985]

@jonnyk89 it says Vratar, in russian means goalie :)

[brayden647]

@jonnyk89 in french...retard means "late" ;)

[JokerPokerUberSmoker]

@jonnyk89 they are saying " and in to the gate" in Russian there...

[JokerPokerUberSmoker]

@jonnyk89 ops... they are saying gatekeeper in Russian there sorry lol

[hockeyfanatic33]

@jonnyk89 hahahahahahahahaahahahahah

[grUngEroX1992]

@jonnyk89 ahahahahahaww man u just made this the best video ever.

[PROspor1234]

@jonnyk89 it says вратарь (rus) = vratar' = goalkeeper

[kewlnsimpguy]

@jonnyk89 Vratar= goalie

[MrShmiffie]

@stranglemuffinman654 STFU Dick

[TheSecondCenter]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

[Bandera125]

so ur italian?

[BrokeAssDog]

He's russian father were standing next to the rink with a gun! NO SHIT HE'S GOING FAST!!?

[RAM9119]

retarded.. i didnt see a fast skater in that whole video!! haha

[MySelf8236]

lol no one is fast their no one will ever be faste their lol and they arent eaven rep players noobs(personne who uploaded)

[TheHockeyallstar17]

russian?

[RockNRoull]

music is annoying as fuck

[flames41418]

i just finished prying my finger nails out... and surprisingly enough, it was a lot less pain full than that music! :D

[jake3207]

wow. pretty big turnout for a game with little kids falling over

[Hesse09x]

which one was he?

[RidgewoodBMX]

FUCK YOU FOR THIS SHITTY SONG!

[sploochable]

0:37 did he crash?

[Romanqo11]

which one is the fastest ? :D

[fernandoponce101]

yeh about the tittle, where is he?

[HotDogTV4]

WTF HOW IS HE FAST THERE ALL FUCKIN FALLIN

[randomfatguy1]

some next fucking song

[mruaeboss]

Fucking Song

[littlelumbeee]

fake and gay

[badmonky1990]

this is fucking gay!

[soco97]

this has almost 200,000 views...and every person who fell victim to the title hated it!

[ptitgro2]

now 404 want to kill you

[kaldon101]

did anyone else get a boner?

[djBLIRR]

JESUS CHRIST WHERE DID HE GO, HE WAS TOO FAST?!!?!?!

[Chargersman77]

@666hockeyplayer it kinda sounds like a russian wizard of oz song?

[iloveMonster1112]

i love this song its on my totaly American i pod

[boxeman95]

boooooooring

[zsiragy180]

@boxeman95 IT IS