HOOKER HEAVEN?

[Thebellavideos]

U have the same birthday as meeeee

[Thebellavideos]

U have the same bday as me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[evilmonkeyzoey]

I watched this at 3:13am

[favesx]

im probally still on my laptop at 3am x

[myhatershatin15]

yeah...so hood.

[songbirdd3000]

@jordanbacon26

[monica15rawr]

i watched this at 3 in the mornin :3

[courtneygummybears99]

i like to SLEEP at 3 am and not that kind either you perv!

[catloveR2121]

Try to say Irish Wrist watch 

[jordanbacon26]

I no this is early but happy birthday!!!!!i love u. Not in a creeper way

[Rockothelapdog1234]

I SCREEN SHOTED THE KISS!!!! :*

[Laugh1ngOutLoud]

 i miss old shane. :(

[bubblegum12398]

sorry im late but......HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[TheSingingsisters101]

my question is why are you in a car?

oh and if you already answered that im sorry i skipped some parts of the video. is that wrong??

[KNIFELOVER1001]

Your gay :o

[puppylove327]

whens ur birth day and how old are u

[happy2k1]

@puppylove327 hes 23

[uniquequeen1999]

im a BABY GIRL!

[SruhhValo]

At 3 am I dance to oldschool techno and cry myself to sleep.

[SakiWatari]

Well, it's 2:56am right now and I'm watching your videos so... Yeah~ Screw college and my flu, Shane Dawson's entertaining!

[artgirlization]

@cookiemonster5462 i think its really sad that u dont hav a life, so u watched this and literally counted tht..

[MissAlysin101]

GO ATRACTIVE DUCK FACE!! SO SEXY LOL!!!

[cookiemonster5462]

i counted 24 uhh/umm in the vid

[12PartyRocker]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[12PartyRocker]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[AyaG2000]

SHANES FAVE WORD IS················UMMM

[99ARELI]

You r goin to diseney n I do care :)

[fjhfjfjdhfjdhfjdhfjd]

this was uploaded on my birthday.. :D

[PieWantsWho]

iis it wrong that i kissed the screen wen u did and that afterward i paused it on the part were u wer kissing it so we cld make out :3

[madgicmaddie2]

he said um 29 times including ugghh

[xiMeRcEnArY]

LMFAO "ate my feelings"

[luckycharms146]

may 14 2000

[TheAbigail9999999999]

What month is ur b-day?

[MandaRenegade]

@TheAbigail9999999999

July 19, 1988

[ProudToBeeShort]

Why are you sitting in a car at 3:00am. Do you not watch Criminal Minds?

[billyleafdude]

Dear shane, would u rather have gay sex or sex with brittani spears?

[FAMOUSskater777]

@billyleafdude whats the diference?

[coolness2344]

at 3 am at a sleepover i like to scare my friends w/ disturbing stories about them and their crush/bf. i discovered my inner talent!! lol

[MGweirdo]

he said um like fucking 100 times .... lol

[amandamouse830]

Shane, my mom wants me to go to a doctor because I have the shortest attentention spam ever! What should I do?

[ThepinkIcecream1]

i think he said ''um/aa'' 25 times :D

[1234sexyash]

What i like to do at 3 am is sleep till its 12:20 p.m c:

[havefaith122]

Why is he in his car at 3 in the morning?!?

[everythingwewanted]

@havefaith122 that is what i was about to ask lol

[musicVamp527]

Even your duck face is adorable, Shane. lol.

By the way, at three am, I am normally asleep.

[veronikafulkerson]

Your birthdays ten days before mine :P

[LuvPeace2525]

Shane is there a frozen chicken nugget in the cup

[kulkatt1234]

@thespottedpaw

Same! I thought he was in his closet or something!!

[TheArt0fSilence]

If heaven is where u see god and ur relatives that are dead. Hooker heaven must be a terrible place to go. What do u see anyone Uve been boning for you're whole life.??

[tHeLiLeMoChIcK12]

I love when he says "um" :)

[TheSpottedpaw]

Congrats if you only just realized he was in his car when he said the cup was connected to the cupholder.

[lildivachick]

Where u going?

[BriluvsDahvieVanity]

he says uh and um 26 times in this

[slitlysweet23]

my cousins bday is on the 19th of july! thats so cool

[ecg101798]

dance around in my panda hat and my red fluffy sliper

[AnnieTali]

Yay for Bdays in July!!!

[winnierox15]

sleep :)

[123Brunt]

sleep

[megagiraffey]

yeah hes going 2 disney



[DayandNight19]

OMG u have the same b-day as my sister!!!!!!!



[xXSelenaFanx]

IT WASN'T DISNEY LAND...disney world!

[Cookiemonster1336]

Why r u in ur car

[myloTF2gal]

you love me?i thought u were gay!?!?!?

[ImNotWeirdYourNormal]

Pause at 0:52... Fit face shane babe xx :)

[ncwalsh08]

0mG ur bD@y ¡S d@ d@y b4 m¡N3 ILYYYY SH@N3

[devonika91]

@ncwalsh08 whatt????

[kyren5]

Ah ha so u smoke

[looprloop]

i like to wear an astronaut blanket and suprisingly very uncomfortable

[mshorse31ify]

heyy shane tell me wen u go to florida so i can envite u to hang out and make people laf

[iluvlennypearce1]

disney land it s in one of his vidios and iam his neighbour

[lucyrain905]

disney land!

[MrVidMan100]

lool buffer at 0:50

mateo

[bakesomecakez]

in the beneful commericial i hate the way that guy says “fiesta"

[JessTheLengend]

if shane is like this sober... i would love to see him drunk

[freemonlobe]

omg i love the stuck cup lolz

[rocstar197]

We <3 u too



[speakuporfollow]

omg we have the same birthday:O but you are orler but swwweeet:D

[lizoww]

at 3 am i like to watch old shane dawson videos...

[myluvluv123]

your bday is a day b4 mine!!

[Paranormalemo5678]

Nooooooo......................­..o.O

[Spectacular670]

Haha I love you Shane and your laugh-3

[Bloodmoon0123]

omg......thats hot. xD

[iloveVLJH]

Aww love ur kisses. (:

[Starscream66778]

I DARE YOU TO DRINK THAT SODA!!!!!!

[emmabeart]

I dont know how this got started but all you dumb bitches look fuckin retarded :D

[MrSisterSProductions]

he said " Um" 21 times in this video

[emoNessXXXbaybee]

@MrSisterSProductions I had a teacher that sounded like Mr. Mackey. I used to count how many times he said "okay" in a class period. it was a lot.

[WestSideBxtch]

@MrSisterSProductions i really want to like this, but i dont wanna mess up the fact that it has 21 likes lol

[SadieDawsonTV]

@MrSisterSProductions Actually he said Um 19 times. and he said um and uh total of 21.

[cupcakefan29]

@MrSisterSProductions u counted awesome and kinda creepy...... :)8

[cupcakespaz123]

U posted this on my 10 bday hahahahjaja

[MrArmadillo85]

WE CARE! And I'm a girl so I didn't feel gay when you kissed me XD

[password176981x]

WE CARE <3 and i always go on FACEBOOK

[MakeupGodSkye]

Oh my god! His birthday is exactly 3 months and FIVE days apart.. We're like twins!!!!!!

... Get serious people. :l

[barkingSPIDUUR]

if I was a guy I would turn gay so I could replay that kiss over and over:)

[abthenoob]

FUBFBAR

[iloveyousincerely]

... Soo why are you wearing a seat belt..? Lol

[gremlin101ful]

OMG YOU MADE THIS VIDEO ON MY BIRTHDAY



[YummyCupcake66]

Lol 6/10 I flipped when you kissed the screen eeheheehhe

[reesecamryn]

:V :II DUCK FACE!!!

[144doorman]

Lol feel like someone's watching me! XD

[MrReallyquitebored]

@blackopssam :o mines the day after :P

[TheErinFrito]

he has the same bday as my bf

[justinsgirl32456]

You have the same birthday as me(:

[jada263productions]

Lol your laugh is sooo funny!!!!

[tyguy686]

My b day is exactly a month away from his and my friend has the same one as him

[mimiluvs2sing]

wait a minute! HIs bdays on the 19th of July?? Mines on the 23rd!!!

[jollyxmolly]

Ur sexy

[fireskrall97]

U know dont hate me because I am addicted 2 waching Shane smosh and Ryan higa but some times I wonder if there on crack or something now pls don't be telling me Ryan higa has aahd or war ever it is ok but just sometimes srry if u think I'm a hater

[kittycat22845]

look its connected to the fu*kin cup holder! That S*** aint commin out!!

[rawr123497]

love you too shane!!!

[mrchooch11]

@blackopssam :O u be Jesus

[blackopssam]

My bday is christmas day :))

[XxURdreamGURLxX]

SHANE! your birthday is the same as my ex-boyfriends XD

[pippaloveful]

when he kised the screen i paused and kissed him sexuly is tht bad and i mean by tht when he did tht thing when he was checking out his lips and was saying there were wet i paused it and kissed him o_O i fell really embarresd (^_^) tee hee

[Starscream66778]

@pippaloveful Woww.........Okay......G.A.F.L­

[pippaloveful]

when he kised the screen i paused and kissed him sexuly is tht bad o_o

[LaurenandKathy]

Y does he have the seat belt on if he's NOT driving… lmao

[Glitterlisa101]

I love u 2 shane!

[mrscutie1231]

My b-day is June 26th

And we all care, all of us but them haters who have been drinking the haterade

And I love u -3

[Taymar12x]

I am awake watching you x

[Taymar12x]

I thought i was gonna pass out x

[mizzbeauti123]

I think he went to see Santa for an early Christmas lol

[dalton131997]

haha yu went to disneyword ahhhhhh

[mjmoomwalk]

My bday is 8/25

[ilovecorey31210]

My birthday is July 22nd(:

[InfectiousFace]

Lol I lov how u make videos at 3

[flexi920]

Your b day is 10 days after mine!!!!!!! =D

[awsomesmiley076]

He's going 2 Canada

[xoxoEmilyRoxsxoxo]

read this.once u started there is no turni back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdured in 1945. her body was not found untill 1947.then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if ou do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste if you want to be safe

[KillerPancakez]

You don't drink you've never had sex and you make videos and put them on the internet

[taylorrislovedd]

the law doesnt say anything about making a video for youtube while driving does it?

[Zombie14Slayer]

I give a shit...

[nadiabella100]

WE DO CARE SHANE <3

[iFlipBIG]

One of my BFFs birthdays r on July 20th!!! Lolz

[XoXoRachelx]

When you said "i need chapstick" i kept thinking about the WHERES THE CHAPSTICK?! video on youtube.. :D

[williambrownjim]

thumbs up for my hood ness( points towards the flag as innapropriate flag)

[lopesmais]

you need to take b12 vitamins

[ksalina3]

i love u too shane <3

[Prue305]

Haha, this was filmed a day before my thirteenth birthday. Lol. =)

[sayjahxx]

You and my boyfriend look exactly alike ._.

[imabellefille]

@sayjahxx lucky bytch

[ridenour7193]

your birthday is July 19th...so is mine. cool!!! and great videos ive just started watching and its 6am so maybe i should make a crazy video like you do early in the morning!!!!

[ladylala0251]

Hooker heaven woid be a kool dating website

[shanefan1Xoxo]

I AWAYLS CARE I LOVEE YOU SHANE <333333333 AND OMG I LOVEE YOU SHANE I ALWAYS CARE ALWAYSSSSS

[flyleaf227]

We do care shane

[BFTID]

Omg... Shane, u need to kiss the screen more often! Lol I luv u!

[babygirlrui]

yes shane your very hood <3

[geobre00]

wats yr freaking point

[BiterSweet14]

that kiss at the end made my day!!! :) it was very cute <3

love ya shane!!!!

[ReyReyGiggles]

Shane we fo care and omg wen u kisse the screen bii i thought that was hot

[pandal0ve123]

lol nice happy early b_dayy

[pandal0ve123]

lol nice



[Dunkke16]

OMG we have the same birthday! <3<3

[scarypinkbun1]

sometimes i feel like somebodys watching me haha lol

[nin10dohmario]

shane u uploded this on my b-day WTF O.o

[ethan123abcR]

i dare you to drink it

or dare someone else like ij

[DiamondDancer69]

Shane Should Make A Vlog Only Using Paris's Horse ;) That's Hawt

[lovey1017]

at 3:00 am i dream about you

[ash270890]

paris' voice hahaha :D thats hot

[Smileyface0009]

:o happy belated birthday!

[TobyManLee]

lol, ive been on youtube watching your videos since EXACTLY 3am lol

[voldemortrules101]

At 3 A.M. I sit in bed and read. Or watch YouTube videos. Anything BUT sleep.

[mutated1011]

meeee tooo but i also eat cheeeeeeez u know cheez hour

[Ilovetombraider12]

Happy late burfday.

[KayyleeighhBabe]

Your birthday wad 9 days after mine :p I feel special xx

[lalalandlover11]

Hi shane happy late bday LUV U SHANE

[cityoflauren]

Shane, we DO care! You don't think we care about this stuff but we DO!

[XxAlisonNassifxX]

This Was Uploaded On My Birthday Last Year

[32meemoo]

happy birthday but why were you wearing a seat belt



[MollyJeanSomething]

Happy birthday Shane!:-)-3

happy fucking birfday shane! we love u!:) <3