Sark Wins! Skyrim Finance 201

[TehDiinosaur]

Haha He Got Owned At The End :D

[BlackHawkPGA]

what town is this in?

[afieqsyabil17]

@BlackHawkPGA whiterun

[007zezima]

i can teach you somme one handed skills, if you know what i mean... * wink*

[XDaASSassainxX]

Lol haha

[Greasfan24]

Sark I know u do a lot o stuff on machinima but u only have like 19 videos, help us out here, with hutch not posting any thing any Nanners playing mine craft, and hutch playin not much since dec 2nd, u should help us out a little, mkay.

[TMetalFromHell]

more vids!

[7ENSINZ]

I used to find those arrow to the knee jokes funny... But then I took an arrow to the knee

[slim3211]

@7ENSINZ u jus shot urself in the knee with that joke

[Slavskies]

best... idea... ever

[IrideAmonster]

hey Mr. Sark! you should let miles davis help build a character

/watch?v=5EAm2hZb4SQ



[travisraff]

Thanks sark, your a genius

[Darkside780]

Why would the black guy sound white?

[Zhoomification]

@Darkside780 Being black or white doesn't neccesarily MEAN that you will..............

And he's a Redguard, not black.

[Darkside780]

@Zhoomification Oi, mate. Just saying that every black commentator I see sounds it too. Not racist at all by the way.

[Zhoomification]

@Darkside780 I could be an Asian, yet have the most Caucasian voice. It's all where you grew up.

[TheAv180]

More SARKRIM

[CrocodileHatz]

75 pickpocket impressive!

[reighteeen]

WTFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Danny121208]

lol at sark fucking him in the ass then him replying "ever try mercenary work, i might suit you"

[FuckTheSystsem]

FUCK THE SYSTEM!!

[ckyfan8291]

And throughout all this you managed to forget to level up your health... lmao

[theatomizer]

One handed... so this guy teaches you how to give one handed hand jobs? I want this game even more now!

[MrDukenukethem]

,lol gso

[SirTilley]

see you at your house

[WishIHadADream]

GOSL Amren

[VideoGamesareOk]

Obligatory Face Off quote. Castor Troy's wife was fiiioneeee!

[VintageCampers]

I use to be financially smart like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[imFAMOUS61]

@TheMrSark exactly what does it take to be able to work at machinima  HQ?

[DeeplyDisturbing92]

A black man getting robbed by a white man, oh the irony...

[letsrage23]

@DeeplyDisturbing92 haha lol

[checkle1]

@DeeplyDisturbing92 sark is a big cat

[AuSxGaMeR]

My other comment has like 400+ likes, Y U NO TOP COMMENT!!!

[CaptainBoggyVG]

Did he just imply that mercenaries rape black guys?

[KiIlabeez]

Clever girl....

[case39072]

Problem with this is, if you level up one skill really quickly without levelling up other stuff, enemies still become higher levels and can fuck you up.

[RandomKlipMan]

OMFG when he was pretending to rape him I misheard him say "you tried missionary work" HAHAHAHAHA

[TheAlejandro1095]

Hey sark, you should do some SarkFX got skyrim, It would be interesting at the least

[ANDR3WSB12]

GOT HEEM!

[TheRoberts90]

@TheMrSark When you kill Dragons, make sure to say "Your Soul is Mine" in your best Shang Tsung/Mortal Kombat voice.

[RoodyBleu]

And if any of you didn't know and couldn't figure it out on your own/didn't bother to try, you can do this with anybody that trains you. Keep in mind, though, that the more money you're trying to take, the lower the odds of a successful pickpocket. So don't pay for 2500 gold worth of training, then try to take it back, because the success rate will be too low (unless you feel like reloading it 50 times until you get lucky and succeed).

[xthattguyx]

was that a lil wayne reference in the description?

[higingbotham]

@xthattguyx

No...faggot.

[xthattguyx]

@higingbotham damn that hurt...

[theblack2h]

need something? ... just my money back thanks

[HDRames]

Human hacking 2.0 :)

[Ragnarok6688]

Boooooooo thievery

[MadPutz]

I spent too much time raising non-combat skills and putting perks in them, it's crazy how fast they level you with all the smithing, alchemy, pickpocketing, etc. Now the enemies are quite difficult with my weak combat skills - just a heads up.

[nniicckk66006600]

That guy must have been like "How is this guy so rich?"

[chromebandit]

wow. the pickpocket is crazy.

[TheRoberts90]

level 74 Pickpocket at level 20.. you are a God Sir.

[ThePCGam3r]

1:11 Sark is showing his dominance, lol.

[TotalWaffleR0fl]

NO CHEATING! hahaha skyrim :D

[BenOz22]

HAAAXXXXXXX!!!!!!

[BrandonHasAChannel]

Hey Sark! Give us a Skyrim gameplay commentary...Please?

[MrAppleFingers]

Trololol

[struggle375]

so how shitty is the console version? just curious

[xXGuitarMuffinsXx]

@struggle375 Fail troll fails ..

[MinotaurHeroHD]

@struggle375 It's still amazing. We don't have as many controller options but it's still the same game. Don't bring Skyrim into your PC fanboy debates. It's too good of a game for that.

[outlawkelb]

@struggle375 TOO good

[SoundmaniacX]

@struggle375 Has a few fps drop issues but for the rest its fine

[bagamer13]

hahahaha nice sark

[PheonixGamingHD]

GJ Master Sark FUCK THE SYSTEM!!

[brandbil22]

Sark you sly-fox, you

[bord2heck]

its like your on wall street or something O.o

[bellottis]

GODDAMIT YOU WOKE THE TROLLS

[PkErDay]

See you in another 3 months :/

[XAC2010]

Yeah it won't let me do this on PS3. Only the follower one works.

[nilssen123]

epic

[CzikoOkizc]

"Need something?" "MY GOLD BACK BITCH".

[LubeHD]

Nice to see you went stealthy bro. Only way to go!

[strongestoneofall]

wow nice trick



[TheQuietCamper]

sark liking so skyrim i see....what other games have you been playin bro beans

[richeh79]

love the bumming at the end :D

[ryudo113]

The trolls are never asleep!

[Marsenal92]

I don't even like Skyrim, I just liked it coz Sark uploaded something again xD

[SgtSpotty]

@Marsenal92 you don't like Skyrim?

GET OUT

[Marsenal92]

@SgtSpotty Kbai :D

[BHAZ4WINGS]

@SarkIsTheMan this is on console, pc graphics are a bit better. and it looks a lot better than oblivion trust me

[billybobjoeftw]

@SarkIsTheMan

It runs the oblivion engine, just modified so it'll look pretty much the same.

[niroshan07]

more videos sark

[JOZZ145]

You royally ass fucked him Scott.

[Mrblomstrand22]

WHO DID THE 1 DISKLIKE?!?!?!

[NsWelsh]

too late, there's a dislike :O

[BrantFortunate]

did i just see pickpocket 75 tha eff? niice.

[xHalFMaNx]

noo!!!!! who the fuck dislike! >=|

[MrGagox]

Start doing commentaries again sarks please =)

[MrTupins]

LMAO *ramming him up the ass* "You've tried mercenary work?"

[farbrorpuh]

The student has become the master, it seems.

[Stapman]

suprising butt seks at 01:11

[Sam123fantasy]

0 dislikes!!!

[Custard320]

how you likin skyrim with the GIANT FUCKIN SPIDERS!!!!

[snake292929]

@SarkIsTheMan Xbox

[KyraTheDruggie]

You sir...Have spawned a demon trend.

And I thank you greatly.

[256Hawaii]

@Eight1Eighty2 Nah see thats what the trololos want, see we have a dislike now :/

[henkekk]

@Eight1Eighty2 you jinxed it, good job

[prinny081]

@Eight1Eighty2 and its comments like that, brings out the little 13 year olds who think they're "rebel" for disliking a video that deserves no dislikes. oh look at me, i'm gonna fart during the one minute silence for 9/11 because i'm so COOL.

[lvsoad22]

@Eight1Eighty2 when you say that somebody will purposely ruin it.

[Denmarkpwns]

@lvsoad22 like me.

[RichyBTheking]

I wish i new that man iv given these people about 3k!!!

[sasorisasori11]

lol, you have over 70 i pick pocketing... I have to remember not to stick my ass in front of you, just in case you steal my cooked beef.

[R3FLEXs]

lmao 75 steal skill. Sark probably hasn't even finished a single quest. He just goes town to town robbing people like a boss

[RBender111]

Pickpocket is so easy to increase even in the 90s you only have to steal something worth 800 or so to get the skill up. I had level 100 pick about 4 hours after installing just doing thieves guild missions and pickpocketing everyone in each shop/tavern/hall

[WWWallace71]

that is so genius

[FurferTurker]

It's just like hookers in GTA except he doesn't die.

[Pan0sTheGreek]

o dislikes.Shh,the trolls are asleep.

[henkekk]

@Pan0sTheGreek nice jinx jackass

[EternityinTransiency]

@Pan0sTheGreek

You woke them up! D:

[godoflolness]

@Pan0sTheGreek bah... you awoke 4 of them

[twztdfmgtr]

@godoflolness

Make that 5.....

[WatchdogDisciple]

@Pan0sTheGreek Five now........YOU WOKE EM UP FUCKAH.......lol just playin

[rickhunter17]

you are son of a bitch sark i fucking love you

[DeadMau955]

Almost 350 likes and 0 dislikes! How it should be!

[bigtank1982]

Dangit, now I gotta get pp skill up!! At least sneak is at like 60 already.

[xJhoffy]

SARK FOR THE FUNNIEST MAN EVER!

[SoverMest]

lolz

[Chamber691]

sark sure likes his hands in other peoples pockets

[jimoiz]

All hail the migthy sark!

[nikosyv]

I love how its obviously him playing, without hearing him talk. Just the way he thrusts his greatsword into that warriors cavety, it just makes me..... wait, what was i talking about?

[manbearpig6427689]

75 pickpocketing 0.0 mines only 20

[RChuckNorris]

haha typical sark vid

[GamingCrow]

Oh sark<3 :D

[Snowbau5]

Ironic that the black man isn't stealing from you. Oh the beauties of Skyrim.

[ICMB94]

MORE SKYRIM!

[Leonade01]

LMFAO

[warmachine1770]

Funny shit you nerd.Stickin it to the Man.

[kdemon17]

Crazy kid...

[RNCOLSON]

lol nice

[ReachDeep1]

hahaha You dick!

[TheJudgeDoom]

I notice your pickpocket is level 75... You've been at this for a while haven't you? lol

[Ivarssh]

:)

[xXqUiKXxHD]

Trololol

[Frickstar66]

I love how every one of Dr. Sark's skyrim videos end in a vicious ass rape.

[billybobjoeftw]

Sark > Skyrim.

[djdogjuam]

Does anyone else feel bad for the guy in the helmet behind Amren? He just wants to get by!

[ExoticlyExtreme]

@djdogjuam No.. he's following Mr Sark.

[djdogjuam]

@ExoticlyExtreme Oh really? lol my bad

[ExoticlyExtreme]

@djdogjuam Yeah, you can have followers in this game, like Fallout New Vegas and other Bethesda games.

[ObnoxiousUnicorn]

What race is Sark playing?

[dclipe]

amazingly epic!

[iamme725]

hey sark i know this hilarious knock knock joke! But you have to start it.

[bamsen33]

Sark! I vuw you!

[EhabinRehab]

ah i thought you were going to t-bag but stealing his money haha

[Ledco15]

cold as a winters day, hot as a summers eve... young money thieves. steal yo love and leave

[xXGuitarMuffinsXx]

HAHAHA OMFG

[kiet1997]

lol

[ARMENIAKB24]

LMAO did you steal his shit and sell it to him over and over again lol

[igotcrabstwice]

I miss you daddy

[BARONBARABACUS]

@igotcrabstwice do you like men?



[BBQofDOOM]

sark, wanna hear a joke

[heerka]

Might aswell use the console command to add money...

[darkaurora11]

i liek sark

[MattHunter2222]

Sark, did you ever know what you're my hero?

Your everything I would like to be.

[noelsoong777]

That's what i do however some guys have 0% chance of pickpocketing.

[Gbiese]

Sark FTW!!

[itsNZChris]

Sark, is it true you once choked a hotel maid with your massive cock?

[jazdog85]

like a boss

[AuSxGaMeR]

True Sark fans stay subscribed even if there is only 1 video every 3-5 months

[WeaselWJ]

@AuSxGaMeR Why would anyone unsubscribe because of lack of videos?

[GoDxism]

@WeaselWJ Lol i was about to say the same thing.

[sixmosher]

@AuSxGaMeR not really considering why would you go to the effort of unsubbing if you never see on of his videos

[TheMrSark]

It was hard to decide what to lift. 300 gold or the cooked beef he keeps in his pants.

[PenguinsRFluffy]

@TheMrSark hi sark

[GodShockz]

Sark! Cool that you have started to post on your own channel again. Have any future plans?

[TheMcartz33]

he uploads a video at last!

[KuteJR]

Pull out the W

[Rariix]

Why wont Sark put commentaries. It would be more funnier

[lifecrysis1307]

Wow. I'm SO doing this, Hahahaha. But how long must you have played to get level 76+ pickpocketing?!

[BTKMedia]

@lifecrysis1307 well it shown he was level 20 or so, i played about 3-4 hours solid yesterday and im only level 8 lol

[lifecrysis1307]

@BTKMedia Okay, so a looooooooong time

[OcarinaSaber123]

saark! when you lvl up you can get 5 more trains!

[TheMrSark]

@OcarinaSaber123 Would be boring to show more than this though.