How To Avoid Talking To People

[NoShit12]

"I decided not to leave my bedroom today" When was the last time you left it ? was it to go to the refridgeraitor ?

[NoShit12]

"Think about my options in dating... it was a joke"

it wasn't a joke, it was a fact.

we already knew you weren't serious.

[NoShit12]

You got your TV, your Pizza, Your Burgers, Your Snacks, Your Whole God Damn Fat with you, i think it's enough reasons for you to not leave that room.

[shiftycritter]

funny dude..i'd drink some of your beer left over from last nite w/ you...hit me up yo.

[Kylehalo1324]

That guys nice I wish I could be hist besti

[gloople]

@KynleBop wouldn't think it were that hard to find some junkie and pay her some money every few weeks for being your wife, and three years later you wont even have to do that. nah people that hate Americans are usually people that have never been there and base their opinions on steriotypes and/or polititions, idiots to put it nicely.

[littlebeexoxo]

you seem fucking AWESOME and i am so tickled at the fact that you said "i got some pop here in a cup." haha, loved this.

[MicrosoftsourceCode]

@KynleBop not true. you have more beggars then India. No healthcare, carry guns boring fake economy and being taking over by China. 98% of you don't even have a passport and have no idea how the rest of the world really works. I was in Turkey for a holiday and even the Muslims have better healthcare then UK where I live. Most of the 3rd world nations do not allow abnormal kids to be born. You bare them and make them you presidents lol

[88chem]

@MicrosoftsourceCode at least i know the difference between then and than. AND I own a passport.

[sockrocker28]

Btw I was jk

[sockrocker28]

@shanaybayjohnson1 ohh yeah he really is lmfao turns me on ! Lmfao ;D

[shanaynayjohnson1]

you're soooo hot

[MicrosoftsourceCode]

Why are American men so boring with video titles that don't match the video content. Fuck me no wonder 99% of the world hate Americans. A lot of talk with no real substance. Intro after intro blah blah blah.

[legend956]

a visious cycle your alone because you dont go out and you dont go out cause your alone you gotta break the cycle to be any different dont fool yourself you want a relationship and books wont grow legs and bring women to your house i would explain why but you have already heard all the reasons but ultimatly you are the only one who controls your happiness and you know it stop making excuses and make reasons why you can

[TRuExExiiLE]

Cool story Bro ima be like you

[maddash24seven]

A man after my own heart. I salute you.

[Fortispectus]

ummm go outside to go to the beach.....ride your motorcycle....go surfing, hiking, kitesufing, hangout with friends, play football....go party......

[cocacola6459]

@Fortispectus how about u go do that shit and stop leaving comments about shit you dont even do

[deviouscola]

What about porn???!?! Oh your options improve if you lose weight. read a book on nutrition?

[betress1]

looks like you have been avioding people a little too long...

[MeatMonster1000]

Ur my idol bro

[mitdafocas]

LOL the end was amazing..

[lambywambykins]

"read a few commics (..) maybe watch a dvd, clip my toe nails, maybe listen to some records.. think about my options on terms of dating.. that was a joke" *smiles* ... you melted my heart! i like you a lot! xx

[caramorello]

if you show us your record collection ill show you mine?

[MrCround17]

Dudes the man. Do you big hommie

[kissmygrittsyall]

I feel you bro. <3

[xpack10]

And MY AX!

[RawrItsaKitten]

You sir, will go down as a legend.

[RyanStokes3]

It's okay Gimli !!!!

[alittledranged]

Iam vicariously depressed through this sap.

[MTAlupyourass]

Hahahah dude! This is classic man, you seem fuckin cool as hell dude. I subbed!

[ajnode]

I liked it up until that "PITY SEX LADIES" part at the end, thought you were content with being a fat loser, then you had to be a seedy cunt - lost my vote mate.

[DaughterOfMarius]

I like your video, staying in your room all day is always nice.

How you just ramble on is great.

Bravo. <3

[maddash24seven]

This guy is cool as fuck. How all my weekends off work are dude. I sit here with laptop, TV in the background, and a 30 pack of PBR next to bed and just go from there. Only leave to pee and occasionally eat downstairs.

[cookiemonster12307]

this guy could be the next Chris Farley

[MadPercussionPSN]

I truly enjoyed your video sir.

[dlock5050]

Im thinking the only thing you left out of that list of greatness was a big ol' bong and half a sack of weed :D

[ShowtekGER]

@Morgethein well, while bipolar disorder is probably inherited, being a fat basement dweller with a socially mostly not accepted beard (no offense) might negatively correlate with happiness. changing your bodily appearance through exercise does not directly enhance your self-esteem but i suppose it would indirectly in many cases.

by the way, you don't need to suffer from a clinical disorder in order to approve of david lynch. i watch his films as well. also, it is no reason to be proud.

[ShowtekGER]

i would like to see how your life turned out if you started exercising hard

[TheKurtChaney]

your the man

[darkstanley1974]

When I get bored and don't want to leave the house I just get stuck into my reloading!! There is always bullets to reload and there is no such thing as too much ammo!!

[Buzzisms]

Bud, why not shave your beard and go for a run. Maybe you'll collapse from heat exhaustion and a girl will come over and try to save you. What happens next is up to you to figure out.

[muchlikefallingg]

I like your beard.

[FatalMindedMe]

I wish I could stay in my room all day....

[illustriouschin]

A Big Gulp will probably be big enough for your poo poo so you theoretically could stay in your room all day if you enjoy gas station fountain drinks as much as I do!

[tothisyouwerecalled]

"think about my options in terms of dating.....

that was a joke"

haha that made me smile

[mrjimmyos]

Dam I wish I had some comics right now

[McDeeViouz]

I'D SAY JUST HANG YOURSELF...BUT YOU MY FAT MUTHA FVCKING FRIEND, WOULD BRING DOWN THE FVCKING HOUSE

[DannYmac2pac]

@McDeeViouz Ha LoL

Bit harsh ther mate

[yootubesucks123]

awesome!!!!!!

[fauxshow8]

you seem cool.

[pmcmusik]

I can think of one reason....obesity kills, and if you don't socialize and you drop dead in your place....who in the world is going to find you. Of course that senario may not be to big a concern for you since you do work and your co-workers will wonder where in the world are you, and your nieghbor will begin to wonder about the odor coming from your place. (Just a thought) I worried about that, so I make it point to make friends and know people.

[mothy170]

Bachelor frog is my new spokesperson btw. Check him out.

[deanobeany]

you remind me too much of myself... are..are you me from the future?

[tekmet]

Why not leave the house with a beard that epic!?...oh wait, did you say beer, tv, records, books...? Nevermind...carry on.

[rustydusty40]

sounds like fun..lol

[ILoveYourUsername]

you seem like a cool guy.

[Zohaib1]

screw running man, just start lifting avoid cardio for a bit you'll end up losing some weight and before you know it you'll be some what able to do cardio without hating it completely.

[Squiffilect]

MIKE KNOX!!!

[wackitywhiz]

SUBSCRIBED

[Vzmey]

your cute....

[SirArthurKirkland]

I just wanna give you a big hug. seriously. Beer and air conditioning sounds good.

[LeeshaGurl]

:( maybe while your readin you can make yourself feel better and do something for yourself! I'll buy you a treadmill! <3 you ALSO can watch TV while on the treadmill ;) may not sound fun now but it will get you in shape for when you get that pitty sex :P

[HeyFrenger]

Like your style. ( I hate going outside when it's hot too, cant stand heat:p)

[SkyyRene]

I'd date you.

[NoShit12]

You have no faith man, may god be with you.

[dallasgangsta187]

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

[basfoor]

you are brilliant dude

haha

[bradlee180]

God bless you, sir...

[tag1989]

@bradlee180 HAHAHAHAHA THIS GUY IS SO FUNNY.

[mixedthinkings]

" I got some pop in a cup, I think that"s mine"

[geco24]

Hey I know!!!!!!! let's play games a gun!!!!!!

[NoShit12]

"No reason for me to leave this room today" - hahahahaha :D

Troll: Have you ever left that room ANY day ?

[beagletube]

Thanks for sharing. Love your sense of humour.

[Coretltd]

Nothing wrong with that.

[foogan]

I like that old dresser. It's vintagely awesome!

[mortorsabado]

you seem like a cool guy. you should go out and meet other cool people who share your interests.

[ChaChing86]

hahaa, this is awesome!

[Avian98X]

Thank you for making this video.

[kappaman431]

Trust me, guy, playing outside is great! Maybe get into something like learning an instrument?

[tag1989]

@kappaman431 learning an instrument? LOLOLOL YOU PUSSY

[kappaman431]

@tag1989 commenting like a 11 year old? LOLOLOLOL FAGGOTBITCHASSPISSANDSHITCUM

[tag1989]

@kappaman431 hahahaha your mom

[kappaman431]

@tag1989 hahaha your prepubescent self.

[tag1989]

@kappaman431 hhahahahhaaha your faggoty self

[kappaman431]

@tag1989 Are you done annoying me.....

[kappaman431]

@tag1989 Are you done annoying me......oh wait i could just block you and ignore your replies! bye

[tag1989]

@kappaman4 wow. ur kinda slow arnt u

[nsLUNATIC]

Not many women know mythical creatures go well with eggs, they're missing out.

[sarahseagott]

HAHAHAH THINK ABOUT MY OPTIONS IN TERMS OF DATING...... THAT WAS A JOKE..

[loldongs80]

You're living the life of kings, man. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

[xcarpediem13x]

You are fucking awesome.

[mukslipknot]

my hero.....

[HYPONEX73]

haaahahaa Thankyou guy. My heart goes out to you.

[papersanta]

who needs outside whae you have BEER!!!!! >_<

[PcExpertsAustria]

i love you dude, awesome guy

subscribed

[Mattteus]

RIP Harvey Pekar.

You sound like me on a Sunday. If I had a bathroom ensuited to my bedroom, I wouldn't leave at all until Monday.

[liquidmetal12]

hahaha he said, "pop"

[RedUncle]

you're awesome!! there exists no greater pleasure in life than that to be had by enjoying a VHS tape and some leftover beer! throw in a couple snazzy records and a selection of odd collectibles, and you've got everything needed for a totally fantastic day!!

[DEACONAP4LOVE]

I want your beard.

[Sharkskillyou]

That was fascinating.

[TwoDames]

haha oh man gotta love the lonely life! i relate to you haha! i'm like mad anti social.. not that i hate people i just dont really seem to socialise much! rather spend time by myself haha ^^ funny!

[ConalCochran]

@TwoDames Yup.  Who needs so many variables in day-to-day life? Not me. I like predictability, security...and brooding.

[TwoDames]

@ConalCochran

haha i know exactly what you mean. im not big on social events or late night clubbing, rather be alone, safe in my own security, :)

[evanfity]

listen to the song burritos by sublime

[spaceorbison]

aw man that was funny

[Silvertrine]

Wear a beret and claim to be a French artist.

[paintballmoreyo]

Your vids are the best on youtube. Keepem comin brahs

[KevinLieber]

I'm spending my Sunday in a similar fashion. Peace, man.

[awuebocartel]

i think ur gonna end upp killing ur selfff

[Kaervek87]

I love the song at the end! Where's that from?

Good vid! :) I'm going to do the same today!

[ConalCochran]

@Kaervek87 it's the music from any one of our "No Sex Zone" videos.  Dave came up with it on his keyboard, lol.

[Kaervek87]

@ConalCochran haha awesome! That's neat you guys do your own music. :)

[mathiasfog]

Sweet life, dude ! :D

[yuske1412]

u need food

[IAMWHOIAMify]

You has coffee machine in your room?

xD

[thewilson15]

You have everything you could ever need in your room there!! All the essentials.

[shakie1828]

you seem pretty legit =)

[trailertrashbarbie5]

I love saturday Nights At Home!!

[DibbersPage]

Kick back and relax dude.

[rhysifuL]

you need a xbox360 or a ps3, then your room is gunna be sweet!

[orly444]

This needs more Mr. Nash.

[davidabz]

Dude, dont take this wrong but your seriously fat and nerdy.

You still have a change to have a normal life f your try realy hard.

[CGMannequin]

Go jogging, it's good for you dude. 

[ConalCochran]

@CGMannequin this is true. I actually used to run long distance during my high school years. I know that sounds as likely as Bigfoot colonizing the moon but I swear, it's true, lol!

[CGMannequin]

@ConalCochran lol yea i hear ya man, I'm not trying to be a dick but i think you would feel good if you did it at least 30 min a day.

[PobedaIII]

@ConalCochran yes there is need to leave your room today, you ran some time ago, do it again, it will be hard from the beggining but later you will start doing well, do it now

like every man you CAN can can can can can yes you can just do it ..

jog every morning for 3-4 months and you will be another man, trust me Ive expirienced that

[3slimdog]

I don't blame ya for not wanting to go out because of heat. Your right. You are a tad overweight.

[x0amberxlynn0x]

HAHAHA. "in terms of dating" you're hilarious :)

[ElvisIsAwesome123]

Just make videos all day..I wouldn't mind

[MrAstroZombie]

dude you and your brother are the shit! we spent all night last night watching your videos. you're an entertaining bastard.

[Erilis666]

haha, my saturday was kinda similar. wish i had beer tho

[arn0ldaar0n]

Hell,Chris Crocker and I could drop by.....

[gamebet183]

i enjoy a day of solitude 2 love the vids

[helmutlvx]

Watch Black Dynamite

[ConalCochran]

@helmutlvx good suggestion but I went with "Slaughter's Big Rip Off". Seen it? DAMN good one! Jim Brown is the greatest.

[Deathgirl11]

thumbs up for sweaty guys! and beer

[HungryNomadicLion]

Drink the pop out of the cup and then use the cup to pee in (or empty beer bottles). There now you definately do not have to leave the room today. What's that you say? How to take care of number two???? Well, I got two words for that....ventilation shaft.

[virusmakers]

@HungryNomadicLion this guy is a fat-ass loser

[virusmakers]

@HungryNomadicLion even my moms in here...lol

[NoShit12]

@HungryNomadicLion You can use a sack and throw it from the window.

[ManChiggerDude]

Just throwing this out there, but I'd let the Destructor Brothers Walls of Jericho and Crippler Crossface me at the same time. I dedicate this beer to you, you consistently entertaining friend.

[ConalCochran]

@ManChiggerDude cheers!

[hydr0p0nic]

Yeah sad Harvey died.. I know his buddy Toby aka KILLER NERD lol

[ConalCochran]

@hydr0p0nic me too. We've kept up on MySpace, Facebook and via mail for years. He's the greatest. Nerd! Nerd! Nerd!!!!

[PlasmaDude47]

I don't blame you, I'd stay in there too if its hot outside:)

[oppositronic]

a lot of fat people are ashamed of their profuse sweating and perspiration, but what you don't realize is that the pheromones from your B.O. have an irresistible effect on women that makes them want to get pregnant by you. it's science.

[MrDiablolord]

aww we love you 2 pal as jesus said love one and other as i loved you :) *hugs*

[stewballmax3]

I too have a special locale all to my own for whenever I need a break from the hurdy gurdy of day to day living (it's the unfinished corner of the basement). With my beloved 8-track tape of Richard Harris singing "MacArthur Park" and a mint-flavor Carvel Flying Saucer ice cream sandwich...who needs the outside world? Thanks for sharing your current plight.

Pax,

Max

[Mija98]

lol

[greatonisionfan]

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