Dominos Tomato Farm Commercial

[TMA2]

even if the source of your ingredients is legit, it is still PROCESSED and loaded with sodium and high fructose corn syrup before it's slathered onto your nasty pizza

[evisr8r]

@TMA2 quit thinking processed is a bad word... chopping onions is processing... peeling potatoes is processing. read a god damned book for your own sake.

[TheXand19]

Toh-mah-toes.

[bijibadness]

the commercial makes it very clear (as in, words with an arrow) that the windows of the car were "blacked out". i may not know skyjack shit about cars, but don't blacked-out windows prevent looking IN, not OUT? also, did they have an indoor garage and a smell-proof seal?? (a tomato field smells like a tomato field) and their saying its all about honesty and the whole thing is a big scary ruse. they even show that nice lady flipping when the whole room begins to transform around her. i'm hungray!

[Zm4rf]

How did they enter that room without noticing that it's in the middle of a farm?

[WinteryDays]

Wow! Tomatoes come from tomato farms and cheese comes from cows! I'm impressed!

[WanaBgamer]

MR CARPENTER!

[blahblaht1ng]

MR CARPENTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

[N3wEnglandPatriots]

HI MR CARPENTER!!!!!

[laneyfisch]

Jessica from Laguna Beach!!!!!

[chewbacca1010]

And yet, there are no clips of people looking bored or otherwise unimpressed that Dominoes uses what the fuck they are supposed to be using in their food.

This is like bragging about not going to jail. Dominoes is run by fucking morons.

[ickyfreak]

Moon tomatoes taste better

[zbaloch27]

Cracked!!



[TheWhoNew]

Oh wow! Pizza has tomato sauce which is made from REAL, NATURAL 100% Fat-Free tomatoes! I guess that means it's healthy for me to eat a whole box off pizza, amiright?

Also, I find it amazing that none of those people noticed that they were in a moving vehicle the entire time.

[commentbott]

shit, I thought Dominos tomatoes where grown on the moon! Thanks for clearing that up!

[Athrun000]

Hey Dominos, You're officially fucked by Seanbaby...

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By the way, Cracked sent its regard...!!!

[danielamin]

I have to assume they chloroformed the guys so they wouldn't notice their room being airlifted to the middle of some tomato crops...

[sturmovic]

Thumbs up for Cracked!

[CDuck202]

cracked

[TwiIight0ne]

Wait, tomatoes come from tomato farms? And then they put those fabled tomatoes onto pizzas? What a marvelous time we live in.

[bricknut11]

"This is all natural vine-ripened tomatos"... you mean some tomatos ripen somewhere other than on vines...?

[Yubel0]

@bricknut11 They could have been tomatoes ripened on the backs of guinea pigs in a lab.

[nuance613]

@bricknut11 They can be picked off the vine while they're green and they still ripen.

[WatermelonRat]

I always hated this commercial.

[trishthestalker]

So wait... tomato sauce comes from tomatoes?

[kvn8907]

@trishthestalker I thought it came from mayonaise and red food coloring!

[trishthestalker]

@kvn8907 that's the same thing, right?

[kvn8907]

@trishthestalker Nah. Vegans can't eat mayonaise with red food coloring...unless it's fat-free mayonaise, which isn't made with animal products.

But then, if vegans like animals so much, why are they eating the animals' food?

[kainom143]

Christina in the blue plaid!!!! :)

[BumperHelicopters]

I want to see a commercial that shows where they get the sausage from.

[waytoobored222]

WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME THEY USE REAL TOMATOES?!? THAT'S SO CRAZY

[JETZcorp]

"Two mediums with two toppings for 5.99 each."

Oh god. You know how many times I have to say that every day I'm at work?!

[DriftEJ20]

Man that brunette is hot. I'm in Santa Cruz so if she is anywhere near Hollister I am tracking her ass down!

[1Pantikian]

@jessenfox seems legit

[icedgodz428]

00:20-00:21 I SWEAR SHES LAUGHING FOR NO REASON BUT TO MAKE THE COMMERCIAL LOOK BETTER

[Nanostarification]

the question is how do we know this is true instead from some factory

[alucard9440]

who is the girl at 0:14

[Sedrom]

@alucard9440 EXACTLY what I want to know. I've been searching for an hour now.

[massecure630]

@Sedrom why do u want to know & its a nobody

[Sedrom]

@massecure630 She's just gorgeous. I'm a curious guy...

[DJBrosco]

@alucard9440 Yes, she is HOT!!

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

@alucard9440

Its Barbara from down the street

[Kiwirnango]

@alucard9440 You are quite the loser.

[WeEatBrainz]

@alucard9440 A pornstar

[MentalMaladies]

@alucard9440 Oh, her name is Anna Johnson, we went to school together - HOW THE FUCK IS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT!?

[theebadecity]

that hollister ca

[unspokenrespect]

LOL!! "oh my god"

[dimidium]

dude, the girl that freaks out all kinds is actually an ex coworker of mine, i just found that out today! i thought she looked familiar lol awesome.

[panthersjoe420]

kesha is that u....



[MadeWithLoveByTanya]

Finally Hollister was put in a national commercial! 831!!!

[MrRockyProductionzz]

now can we see them put the tomatoes in the pizza???

[atgmai]

This commercial doesn't teach us anything. Unless we see the tomatoes actually put into the pizza, this commercial is useless

[zizzyphus]

what kind of tomato plants come up to your knees?

[BaldwinGTi]

Who is the girl in the dress?

[punknerd97]

HOLLISTER PRIDE BABBYEE!!!!!!

[sokrChiick]

Hahaha . I knowww ;

I'm on my ipodddd .

[sokrChiick]

Yessss ;D

[XxjceeT6xX]

@sokrChiick Dude, tara, you have to press "reply".. You just posted a random comment LOL

[ShadowShinobiArts]

Holy crap i didn't know it took place over here! Yeah living in 831 baby!

[XxjceeT6xX]

@ShadowShinobiArts Kevin ??

[ShadowShinobiArts]

@XxjceeT6xX.... Um its shadowshinobiarts kevin cervantes, how may i help u?

[zizzyphus]

what kind of tomatoes come up to your knees?

[XxjceeT6xX]

@ShadowShinobiArts Dumb ass, it's jericho :)

[sokrChiick]

Yeeeeee holllister .

That's whatssup (:

[XxjceeT6xX]

@sokrChiick Tara !?

[XxjceeT6xX]

Hollister represents ! That's right ;D ! Thumbs up if ur from holliser, I need to know my neighbors ;P

[killa213213rs]

they have real tomatoes

but it taste like real shit!

[flashyyboi]

pause at 0:14 ... better than the pizza ahaa

[hollis831killacali]

damn i just saw that dis commecrcial takes place in my town yeaaaa hollister :D 831 woot woot

[Cali95023]

Whoop Hollister is where I live;D

[THECALICONS]

Hey that's my town! :D

[playmymusicNOW]

no, world, hollister, CA is not beach town. we are a farm town...with a buttload of cows, goats, pigs, and hicks. :) that is all :)

[TylerTheThirdTrumpet]

Obviously, 100% real. Sssssuuuuurrreeee.

[mirimanlov]

yeee HOLLISTER CA!! WOOT WOOT!! yah heard! we gud! ;D

[tiara1525]

Lol I love how she gets scared when they open the doors

[spuddapotato2494]

@tiara1525 hahah ik right? i would be fucking scared if dominoes did that ot me too! :)