Chris Crocker - Real Bitch Island.

[ivorbigonee]

chris, you are white right? so please stop talking like a black woman. dont deny your self that please. But carry on being yourself.

[MultiPokemon1111]

WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO????!!!

[JustLivingLifeHH]

something tells me that did not actually happen.

[QwertyMandarin]

You sound like a black woman.. o.O

[ChronicHeaven]

I love you lol!!!

[hamzah938]

Chris, what you need to to is get serious and eat some real pussy! Used to hate it, until I ate it!

[hugzkindofmusic]

ok u guys r mean im sorry but its hard for a gay guy to be out in the world cuz of u people come on accept him let the guy live

[LisaSpringfield]

He is the only person in 2007 to have the curtain haircut. And it's a good thing.

[313H3ArtBr3ak3r]

Real Bitch in a Fake Ass World!!! So uberquittiously mizzundastood T_T

[StreetsOfSonic]

Oh, you mean that "smart American" who tried to compare putting on makeup to taking a shit?

SMH...

[TheChampagneRose]

Ahh good ol' times, back when Chris was a sexy looking being with a dick. I love his eyebrows

[getowned1245]

dude get a girlfriend get some pussy unless you are a failure in life ur not a bitch just a fucking homo who needs to GTFO youtube

[kaitos78]

Please move out of the country.

[BookGirl0210]

I highly doubt the samwich man said that . . . . . .

[HaraketBeydoun]

Poor chris hes gay and has trouble because hes a bitch.You make me sick your a fony.SAY NO TO FAGS

[cameronclan23]

@HaraketBeydoun FUCK YOU!

[kikyo924567]

@HaraketBeydoun Say no to homophobes :D

[ragtimegals]

"I'm all kinds of minorities - I'm gay, a smart American and a Courtney Love fan." OMG BEST QUOTE EVER COMPLETELY DESCRIBES MY LIFE

[rubeezy1]

I know that didnt happen in San Francisco

[alconababy01]

Smart American?? MY ASS. Douche.

And try proving you're a bitch. You kinda...haven't.

[MalieMissen]

@alconababy01

If he'd please define 'bitch' first, because if bitch means whine - Then he is doing pretty well.

[alconababy01]

@MalieMissen Well that's true. Haha and more than pretty well. More like amazingly well.

[caseilovesrugrats]

haha, a kourtney love fan!!!

[sky2fire]

lol Chris

I hope people start to see you for who you really are and accept it, instead of judging you on what they think you are!

[tk97898]

lol a smart American.

Those are very rare.

[gothapples]

i support you 100% cuz people hate on me to, but we fina make it.

[1327tay]

lol u suck chris

[theblogperson]

Haha smart Americans is a minority...thats shockingly true...

[silverpelt1]

I WANNA GO TO REAL BITCH ISLAND.

[The2010BieberFever]

He is a cute guy !

lol, but has an attitude.

But he seems fake.

Like it seems like he was acting..

like when he was sayin

"I've been gettin lots of hate yall."

[chulavista91]

He actually looks really cute as a guy in the beginning.

[wdanieley]

speak the truth honey speak the truth we both gotta live like this

[2qewl4u]

You actually look kinda good as a guy

[nailaniheartsmj]

lol...he's a mess

[EmoElo77]

Ooooohhh, poor baby! A real bitch in a fake ass world, so sad! Well consider this, if we're fake, then why are we workin 8 to 9 hours a day, just to get by? Why are we supportin families when you're makin your blogs and cryin on camera? Think about it.

[fuzzaayy111]

Real Bitch Island sounds like a reality tv show :P

[boddahfly]

it's okay im part of the courtney love fan minority too =)

[MrJayapurves]

u made that story up

[boddahfly]

@MrJayapurves no shit...

[nicoleoohxc]

haha, this is hilarious "it's like the day i went to the sandwich shop..." (:

"i'm just a real bitch in a fake ass world" (:

[Xcorgi]

Does anyone else here think if he grew a light stubble beard he would look a bit like Kurt Cobain?

[aguduserx]

yeah i agree with what kaoxoxo says! get a life people and grow up!

[cenasgay9111]

when he looked somewhat like a dude

[PhillyPhaqqswaqq]

♥.

[pixelated111]

are those his real eyes? they look stunning

[ebbie55]

sahid lets bring our shit n do it up on da island

[laiquel]

i live on that island

[DizzBetchh]

LOL!

[lydg123]

lol. hahaha. thats funny!

[kaoxoxo]

everyone who hates on chris in the comments, then if u dont like him, stop watching his videos! i happen to fucking love him and what he preaches! so go fuck off u losers!

[Frozenlentils]

i love you

[xkroese]

haha, a smart American..

[0MrsBillKaulitz0]

If you were straight, ID TAP THAT! lol jk Love ya chris baby!

[itsThePivotClown]

bitch your the one who said "nigger" you think your black!!

[Flowergirl555]

Aww Chris D': People are just cruel ; ~ ;

[OnlyF2P]

URE A FUGGUT LOL

[AdelieTheVampire666]

o.o thoughs haters need to calm down.

:D chris u rock!

i don't see wats so bad about him jeeezz :O he is funny!

so wat if he is homosexual. :/ so wat if he is like is. He unique and that god damn better than any of you haters in dis world >:( Quit watching his vid if u DON'T like him. don't be a evil troll -.- GRR!

[yozamangu69]

u 4got 2 say u a big fukn homo kunt fag

[xXxTwiggyzLovexXx]

Hahahaha I didn't know there was a fucking sandwich store unless he meant Subway. :]

[CameronJohnMidgley]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[andyncfcgetshypedup]

ITS A GOOD LIFE FOR A GOOD MAN..

[EmpressOfNightfall]

:*(

awe

[emodreamer113]

if u wernet such a dick to people on here then people might actually like u u ould have fans but no all u do is choose to hate on people

[kanaScd2]

yea you can leave you fag that would make this place way better

[SaYrUdEe]

i like the smart american line!!!!

[Punkdude561]

you are a guy!!!not a bitch

[VampireKnightSinful]

Your not a bitch your EMO.

[AmeliaTalon]

You look like you're about to laugh in the end. I hope you really are an internet actor.

[IRapedOliverSykes]

"i'm not gon sell you dis sandwich" i said "waccu mean you ain't gon sell me dat sandwich" LMFAO i <3456789 you chris fuckin' crocker!!!!!:D

[DCNov]

hahaha you are funnnnnnyyyyy!

[darkfan43]

LOL "Its gettin REAL hard.." GET IT?

[RainyPhantom]

your not a bitch your a man & a real real bitch is a female dog =]

[12warwick]

your a fucking guy!!!

[liam7morris]

ur a wannabe black person.. what a loser

[XxRegretzxX]

BEST TROLL EVER

[edgarae1]

haha "real bitches make it hard for us fake bitches" XD

[emogalinkheart]

lol real bitch and fake bitches. what catagory do you fall under?

[ju571n82]

ur a fake bitch... ur a guy

[Logante949]

hahaha how bout a dick tapping chin shaving toe nail painting tranny whos so dellerious that u might cut your dick off with a pipe saw just to gain some exceptance with yourself? how about a shit dick anonymous meeting

[downer67]

do you really love courtney love. she is my hero. i adore her. <3

[chubbysquarebear14]

well dont record so many videos being all bitch talk cause hella people are going to discriminate against you in public

[candy2178]

team gold wing:boy

[Treefrogs2]

get off my page you weirdo. and yes, please go to the homosexual island you talk of.

Bet your dad has lots of grey hair cause of you

[kool2104]

u cute at boy so sad im sorry for u :(

[jenii84]

You're not really a fan of Courtney Love now are you? God I hope not! She's been talking a lot of smack too on Facebook lately about Britney Spears being molested by her dad. Courtney Love need's help!

[Electroguy1996]

smart american = minority XD

[aldo125]

this one is good too omg i love this vid!!!!

[ALeXdAgR8k103jL]

Fuck u bitches-hatin on Chris (go Chris)

[spoter693]

your a fag

[Toadistheman1221]

do you know why people "be hating" cause you bitch about all your fucking problems to people on youtube and no one cares besides other people that bitch to other people that like to bitch at people

[RedeyeOwnsYou]

anybody who takes chris seriously is a fucking idiot.

[TeamGoldWing]

Boy or girl??

[LuXtro08]

Both

[partyguy1234]

haha me and my friend are strong believers in this. we are afraid to go out becuz they might hose us down for being real bitches :(

[candicesj]

You really look like a guy here! I just recently discovered you like last week, so I'd never even heard about the LBA video. And it's interesting to see teh transformation. Handsome either way, I'll say!

[Sexaye92]

'these real bitches r makin it hard for us fake bitchess'

rofllll :D mad funny.

[LeighbyTM]

It's funny you say crhis is hated worldwide...But he's also LOVED WORLDWIDE. <33

[jill1234567890523]

XD tell me about it!

[WIExICHxINxFLAMMEN]

gggggguuuuuurrrrrrrlllllllll It is hard and hun, All us real bitches gotta stay together its getten tought out there. but babe Chris when you find the "real bitches island" call me up Love you!

[SecretVamp999]

chris crocker, isn't it obvious? lol. Don't watch the vid if you don't like him. he's a legend :-P

[corsnip54]

who the hell is this kid?

[xBottlexPopx]

"I said mannn..."

xD

Best video ever!

[EmmyLuxeMakeUpInc]

"iss gettin hard on ya boy."

you are fucking epic/perfect.

[cuttypie136]

hi chris :D

if you go to real bitch island call me and i'll jion you :))

love you babe

[MsRedRiot]

Haha, if there really was a "Real Bitch Island", you would be the queen, and I would move there tomorrow!

ily, Chris. :D

[cuttypie136]

hi chris i love you so much

xx

[britishcrwc13]

i doubt the sandwich shop dude said that haha

[KateB01]

lol im just a real bitch in a fake ass world ..u should make tha a t-shirt

[TheEmosk8rchick]

you wouldn't even make it past you fucking mailbox dumbass prick! there would be a mob of people waiting on your front yard with pitchforks and torches cuzz they think you are a psychopath

[IShallRuleOneDay]

"I think i gotta leave the country"

Dude u can't leave the country much less even step outside because when u do step outside ur house u die and besides even if u managed to escape the country Where u gonna go????

[Dude0096]

are you serious? you are actually taken this video seriously?

[cuttypie136]

i love you chris

[humungadungaly]

"i'm a smart american" - word. :D

[XxcameronholdenxX]

I love this video!

[Sheamusownscena10]

God, just because your a fag doesn't mean you got to bitch and complain like you did in this shit video, there alot of people in worse state than you, besides your not poor, so STFU and get off youtube, BTW get so physcological help, you need it

[MistaniCo7]

I still LOVE this video!!!

[SugarSpottedHamster]

Good quote, Chrissy. "I'm just a real bitch in a fake ass world." - Chris Crocker

[dearmissedessa]

actually he didnt say that btw

[0leander410]

You're white, visibly not poor, male. You're gay, big deal, you don't have much else. And being a real bitch (a.k.a. an asshole) probably puts you in the majority.

Don't be so sure about the intelligent part. You're really not very articulate and there is rarely any logical coherence in your rants. And your vocabulary sounds around mid high-school level at best.

[MistaniCo7]

oh god why do you even watch?? It's NOT that serious ->

[11Madz]

move please ull dous a favor ps ur fat

[GuitarHeroDude777]

I would have said 'GIVE ME THAT FUCKING SANDWITCH YOU PIECE OF SHIT!'

[tiffyONFIRE]

why are you talking like your black?

you sound like your from the ghetto or at least trying too

[soELECTRIKK]

i totally fucking agree. the minority IS to be a smart american. i'm in that minority as well.

[lolzz1258]

u were a hot boy

[alehen207]

u are real sexy but yur gay dude

[RisingUnderdogz]

LMFAO this video made me laugh so hard. Especially close to the end that shits hilarious. Just that corney ass look he makes and all the stupid shit he says LMFAO

[jayjay123123123123]

your a fucking liar...

[creepyapplegirl]

ya know,Chris,you are a very very sexy looking guy! Wish you weren't gay! You look like a model!!!!!!!!!!!

[cylince80]

I sooo wish I could find a video of him saying anything he wants but as 'himself' no makeup,no 'diva' voice! If u have one,post it here or whatever 4 me!

[WatedHeart]

are you a boy or girl i is confussed and are you acting or is that how you talk like what the fuck man i mean girl I AM SO CONFUSSED!!!!

[craigisabeth]

hes a gay gay with gender problems... whats so hard to understand... whats so confusing?

[ilovemusickay123]

I'm a real ass bitch ,in a fake ass world!!

lmaoo!!

[1selena1]

He said you look like a real bitch; and real bitches make it hard for us fake bitches =]

Fuck it we out to the island (;

[BillySlone]

thats hallarious that you have the time to just sit and constantly hate on all of chris' videos... lmao... and I wouldnt be calling someone else ugly, if thats you in your profile pic, you look like a mixture of a chinnese woman, a black woman, and a rat... lmao, you ugly ass motherfucker... Oh, and btw.. you need your eyes lifted a little bit honey, theyre saggin over your eyeballs... LOL... <3

[BillySlone]

amazing comeback bitch... hahahahaha... go fuckin die, you ugly ass nigger assian fucktard...

;)

[Keanu400]

You Are just amazing...ly retarded.

Get your lumpy ass of your seat and quit picking fights on the internet, i mean seriously. Get a life

[hpfannumber1]

ur fukkin stupid if u think chris crocker is a faggot. he rocks!!!! u apparently have aids, and u r happy to say it bout someone else since no one can find out that u have aids on the internet

[Keanu400]

Who ever said i spend 24/7 on the internet? O.o my friend sent me a vid of cocker saying brittany n shit so i just deciced to browse through the videos he posted... and your a dumbass black bitch hoe, im glad white ppl enslaved back then. and you are picking fights on the net, just read your first replied comment. and pls get a life and not say bad things about other ppl you dont even know. and dont give me that bitchy talk about you know him "he's a faker and shit" he is just him so leave it

[panoramaOKOK]

real bitch in a fake ass world

.........its like he knows me

[blondie1587]

this video is so fucking straight >=|

[ilovemcflyxox]

you look handsome/pretty in this video chris! :)

[xxxxxxkarlaxxxxxx]

"I'm a smart american" LMAO @ Minority, hahahah :)

[CherryChapStikk]

move to Canada where nice stupid fat americans

[shanicebitch]

yall be hatin..lol

chris crocker is the shit and he is hella funny

REAL BITCHES

hahah

KEEP THE SHIT REAL...LIKE U ALWAYS DO...SPEAK THE FUCKIN TRUTH

MATTER FACT LETS CREATE AN ISLAND IM DOWN

[T0PA2]

O.O im watching his video, not because im a big mad retard but because i think its funny sometimes, and seeing his opinions and sometimes he gets a bit random and stephanie...dont tell me what to do *evils*

[Sanchez78891]

some people who comment on here are real cunts leave this person alone , man he's just being crazy, being who he wants to be and living life , its a real shame the discrimination gay people, chris is far above you all now so comment away while he's living his life

[colem8]

also i dont find it as a compliment when some calls me a bitch...

[colem8]

please do move out of the country.. you fag

[LickMyCuntMoFo]

You'll suck his damn dick!

[colem8]

oooooooooohh good one.

[Thrills2010]

Thats a great idea, put em all on an island then drop a THERMONUCLEAR WEAPON ON IT AND BURN THEM ALL !!

Yeah! awsome idea

[StephanieTrina09]

Wow seriously people? You guys know, I'm a lesbian myself and THIS kid knows what he's talkin about. SERIOUSLY. If you don't like him, DON'T WATCH HIM. Holy Sh*t! He's voicing his opinion. If you don't like it, QUICT STALKING HIM!

KEEP IT REAL CHRIS

[EtSAdTheBad]

your a samrt american? wow thats a joke

[NZDEBUK]

OMG....he is JOKING

[RennieizCool]

Im a real bitch as well, and some people dont like it. Ha, well, its just that they dont like to hear the fucking truth.

[ilovebooths]

lmao i love u chris!

[kbr1055]

I watch all your videos, and I find you very entertaining.

But as I do recall, on one of your videos you specifically said, "what's the definition of real?" You said there wasn't a "real," and now your real?

[gaygayirishboi]

im gay and i say that he gives gay people a bad name

[darkskinned23]

why does this motha fucka try n talk so ghetto?!

[samlococo]

oh dayuuum real bitch island is the shit

[shadowxxwolf]

We wish you would (=w=)9