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  • ahhhh america...

  • Oh brother, burping and farting is a rite of passage for a boy that age. I get a teacher scolding him if he is disrupting class and sending him to the principal’s office if he doesn’t stop and if nothing makes him behave himself sending him home, but arrested? That’s ridiculous.

  • Ana, you are just too cool for school!

    :D

  • @EMPERORMIKI u do relize I was trying to do the cheap thumb up method right

  • Cenk Uygur is a douche bag. glen beck is cool

    now that i have your attention

    glen beck is a douchebag. Cenk Uygur is awesome

  • @darthbriboy please transfer to the Albuquerque school district

  • erlend antonwsen jeevla latterl-li fy fan

  • It wouldn't surprise me if the judge in this case was getting kickbacks from the privately run juvey hall. This actually happened somewhere in one of the midwestern states, and was also the focus of an episode of Law & Order, SVU I believe.

  • I think it is good, teaches them manners.

  • @valken666 You looking for attention on the internet again? This is fucking ridiculous and in no way "Good." Where are the parents? Why does the school not resort to detention? You don't send these kids to jail.

  • @Enthusiasmable makes them be respectful, It is good. Did I talk with you before? Sorry, but I don't remember.

  • @valken666 No we have never talked but please tell me in what way does sending them to jail differ from be grounded or going to detention or taking away things that they enjoy? Why would you as a person subject a child to time in jail for burping in class? That makes literally zero sense.

  • @Enthusiasmable being in jail is considerably more serious and scary than being in detention or grounded. They're not being treated as kids, they have rules to follow. Are you in favor of a society without rules? I can't avoid, anarchy comes to my mind, sorry...

  • @valken666 This kid burped, he didn't fight, steal, cheat, abuse or do anything else that would cause any reason for jail. This is the perfect example of how uptight Americans are today. This shit is just ridiculous and if you really think a child needs to serve time for a completely natural function of the human body then you really need to loosen up because you are most likely one of those uptight Americans.

  • @Enthusiasmable it isn't normal to burp in class, it is unbecoming. What I am is irrelevant to the discussion. Loosen up and let the class be a circus? Sorry, but no.

  • @valken666 So because it isn't normal, not illegal by the way, but not normal he is to be sent to jail? This is abuse of power no matter which way you look at it. It honestly blows my mind that people are okay with shit like this. Your mind set along with all the others who think just like you are what is bringing this country down. It's just sad.

  • @Enthusiasmable Not only not normal, but disrupting and evil if done on purpose. I believe it is the right situation to use power.

    "Your mind set along with all the others who think just like you are what is bringing this country down."

    Do you have any evidence that it is not the other way around?

  • @valken666 Seriously look at what you are saying? You either have to be one dedicated troll or truly fucking stupid. Let me get this straight, burping on purpose is evil? The same word that describes murder, rape, and terrorism? It is children we are talking about here not criminals. I am honestly amazed that there are people who defend points like this.

  • @Enthusiasmable That is your definition of evil, disrupting class is what then, good? No, it is not. Fuck you with your insults, this conversation is over now. Bye.

  • @valken666 I hope you can change your view on the way you look at your fellow humans. You are not a sheep if you just stand up for what is right. I hope the best for you and yours.

  • Police State.

  • This is news?

  • this is a joke right?

  • Anna looks fabulous

  • the teacher said he had the kid arrested for burping and disrupting the class. What could be more disruptive than having a student sent to jail? This country is teetering on the verge of a police state, I can't stand it anymore

  • Arrested for burping?! What the fuck, man!

  • USA for being fucked in the head.

  • Welcome to the New Europe folks, socialism at it's best.

  • @HoschtonBoy what are you talking about? what does anything of that have to do with socialism or europe?

  • @HoschtonBoy I dont even think you know where Europe is on a map or what socialism are.

  • @HoschtonBoy Socialism is the opposite of this.

  • Ron Paul is the only candidate who wants to decriminalize marijuana and to stop sending harmless potheads to prison for life while murderers get out...Obama won't even TALK about this, the White House says it's boot a legitimate question/discussion. Ron Paul 2012. Inform YOURSELF!

  • Reply to 999AtWood I totally agree with you

  • Americans are retarded. End of story.

  • burping obnoxiously is different from burping. i shit u not i bet those stupid kids were tryna be attention whores and get everyones attention. but puleezzzz dont waste your life callin the police. all u need for this simple technique is hand. all u gotta do is slap that boy and he wont be "burping" any longer.

  • The cops are just as stupid as the teacher for going along with it. They should have verbally humilated the teacher and left.

  • ana kasparian farted

  • Imagine if he farted? He would probably be excecuted on the spot.

  • @jayc1035 made my day.

  • @jayc1035 If judge dreed was there!!

  • did you know you could get a darm infection if you hold up farts too long? Little side track I know buts its somewhat relevant.

  • Its so fucking INSANE that teachers use the fucking POLICE to gain control over their students. Fucking hell, even Adolf would have said "come on!!".

  • ottomans in haiti?! LMFAO

  • lol tx nonsheee321 the CC/subtitles are hilarious if read in conjunction with the speech.

  • This report is cheesy

  • What the fuck kind of definition is america using in terms of the word freedom? This shit is unbelievably ridiculous.

  • @NeroBaelside13 Thats What I Was Gonna Say. There Aint Nothin Free No More. You Even Gotta Pay Just To Eat Sleep & Shit.

  • @NeroBaelside13 IKR. You Even Gotta Pey To Eat Sleep & Shit

  • Zero tolerance policies at work, woo hoo!

  • I'm from the Abq... this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. I'm not saying I know anything about this story... but surely that kid did more than just burp. Maybe that's all he did the day he was arrested...but maybe he had a long history of antics and pranks or whatever. Fed up is fed up...not saying it's right... but there are a lot of assholes that have asshole children here in the 505.

  • The Fart Police!

  • I'm not liking the new Young turks

  • If a burp sends you to jail then imagine if he farted. DEATH PENALTY!!!

  • i fatred great cop looking for me!!!

  • This is nothing to the kid that might got to prison for 8 years for leaving a blow up doll in a bathroom.

  • Burp and get arrested is like farting in public and getting sued. Man, this country is fucked.

  • if you can get arrested for burping i dont care what anyone say you are a true badass, anyone can pick up a gun and shoot sumone but to burp to the point where they arrest you is badass

  • Burping is uncivilized, HE DESERVED WORSE

  • americans are nigger heads

  • @t3r221n4t0r Obvious troll is obvious

  • Unbeleivable, I'm moving to albuquerque in just a few months with my two young boys and I seriously hope it's not like this at the school they go to! I can't beleive this really happened. I would be sueing that teacher!

  • AHHHHHH THIS IF FUCKING RETARTED SERIOUSLY,? What is this country coming too?? Smh

  • @andrey87ish To an end.

  • Wait, what did they charge him with? Surely there isn't an actual law against burping, or "disrupting the class". 

  • @Dootndoo disorderly conduct. Everything can be considered disorderly conduct. Won't be long before a person is arrested for being quiet in a cafe or some other loud place.

  • Our society is going to shit.

  • LOL wow these schools are going all bazooka on a mosquito to handle situations.

    Over-reliance of a single form of discipline is messing peoples' sense of judgment. Zero tolerance policy is their hammer, now everything looks like a nail to them.

  • Sounds like there may be another kids for cash scheme going on in Albuquerque.

  • Don't worry,Cenk,I can't do the armpit fart either!!

  • Chipping away freedom, WRONG IT IS!!!

  • As disgusting as this story is, I have to find some happiness in Cenk's "Elementary school boy laugh" at 0:45

    You gotta find the little things in life that make you smile.

    or you might go on a serial rampage.

  • Everything was within police policy, inlcuding the taser. The police did nothing wrong.

  • @ffairlane57 No one's blaming the police...it's the policy they don't think is right.

  • It's kind of like a Fascist government that's strict and obedient to their students...

  • Well I remember one time in school a kid I knew farted on accident, my teacher well she laughed along with the rest of us but why is he still in prison????.

  • Somehow Anna even makes armpit fart attempts, seem sexy.

  • @AbuJahfar I used to go to school and call my teacher a bitch everyday for this one teacher. She was a beautiful bitch and everyone worshipped her. I dont give a fuck what you look like, a bitch is a bitch.

  • WHAT IS FUCKING HAPPANING can't even comment LOL

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  • and don't you dare sneezing! that must be 5 years right there. or farting. that's 10 years. how dare you be a human being???

  • and this is why the world laughs at you guys damnn....

  • You can thank the liberals for bullshit like this because they want the world to be politically-correct. Next the liberals will constitute burping as a hate crime.

  • @JimboVids .....

  • "handcuffed and arrested for burping."

    god bless our privatized military state. every republicans wet dream.

  • JAIL?....THIS IS MADNESS!!!

  • In grade 7 I burped in the gym at my school and was sent to the office. They gave me a 'discipline' slip which I had to get signed by my parents and I got a detention, for belching. I would imagine if I'd been arrested for that I would never trust the law again!

  • This reminds me of Yurtle the Turtle for some reason...

  • Don't the cops have better things to do, like eating doughnuts, planting drugs on innocent civilians, killing in cold blood and getting away with it, etc

  • The armpits of a classy girl like Ana would never fart in public.

  • Fail lol

  • I should enter witness protection. I sneezed during a test the other day.

  • What would the news be without the south?

  • Those subtitles are ridiculously bad, yet hilariously funny.

  • @accent77 1:37 "you find a way to punish him rather than apartheid"

  • the kid is a member of al Burpa.........

  • who is doing the subtitles there so very wrong!

  • These incompetent teachers and school administrators should resign from their positions immediately.

  • turn the cc (subtitles) on and u will laugh ur heds off

  • @nosheee321 Omg!!!! I actually laughed my head off hahahahaha

  • @nosheee321 That was unexpected and you were dead on. Laughed hysterically! haha

  • @nosheee321 I tried it out thinking I would get a few laughs. It wasn't funny at first because for some reason I knew I had heard this type of logic uttered from someone's mouth before. Then it hit me....SARAH PALIN!!!!!, so this is how you prepare yourself for every speech. She must be turning the cc (subtitles) on every time she she does her research on youtube. O_0?

  • @devilzzzKISS lol sarah palin...now i c...i bet hermain cain uses the same

  • @nosheee321 Thats great!

  • This is the stupidest thing i've ever heard of. I read the actual news story of the lawsuit. apparently the kid burped loud in gym class and the phys ed teacher called school security who then called the police. Ridiculous.  Literally every guy in my high school would have been arrested. All the guys I know burp it's just a guy thing to do. How dumb.

  • I used to burp in class, then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • If I were that kid's parents, I would sue the shit out of the county for trumped up and ridiculous charges, as well as being totally fucking artarded.

    Then I'd sue the school for being dumbass fucktards who are too incompetent to discipline a 6 year old and make sure that teacher got fired.

    And I'd give every dime after court/lawyer costs and compensating my son for having his rights violated, to a worthwhile cause like the ACLU. JUST to piss off these authoritarian douchenozzles.

  • First a 6yr old gets arrested for playing doctor. Then a kid gets accused of 'sexual harrassment' for hitting another boy in the crotch. And now a kid gets arrested for burping???????????????????????­??????????????????????????????

    What fucking dimension did I walk into.

  • Good to know we have our priorities straight.

  • What people disliked this video?

  • @eastcompany27 - The 11 classmates who smelled it! LOL

  • So apparently now anyone can get arrested for not being classy essentially. And only by society's definition. -.-

  • *Guys in prisen bragging about what they were arested for*

    First guy: "I mugged and beat up an old lady."

    Second guy: "Wow. Thats pretty bad. But I held up the bank and hit three people with a crowbar."

    First guy: "So. New kid. What are you in for?"

    Third guy: "I.. I burped in class."

    First guy: o_o

    Second guy: 0.o

    First guy: "Wow. you are one BAD guy!"

  • Yes, our young generation is learning the new definition of FREEDOM !!!!

  • With the current cash for prisoners going on with private prisons, we can expect this kid to get 6-10 for burping.

  • yea but NOT one kid gets arrested for bullying and they're the reason for the other kids committing suicide.

  • That kid needed to learn to submit to authority instead of disrupting class. Nothing wrong here.

  • @VlcakStalker Please go throw yourself on a bon fire.

  • How is the Onion even going to make videos anymore? Real life is practically indistinguishable anymore.

  • @AJ78910 Lolol, well said. Sadly...

  • @AJ78910 Its funny yet sad

  • @AJ78910 on the money, my friend...

  • @AJ78910 You can tell it's Onion News if it seems slightly possible.

  • I tolled my litter brother, who is a fifth grader, about this story. So he tolled me about what happens in his class. Once a student hit another student's butt so hard that he farted in front of the teacher. The teacher burst in laughter so he just tolled them to go to there desks.

  • AHhhhhh im so upset! I dont live in the USA, how am i suppose to watch TYT on tv when Im in Canada? We dont have Current TV :( :( :( :( Does anybody know if they will upload their tv segments onto youtube??????

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  • Cenk framed it perfectly. Detention. That don't work? Suspension. Still doesn't work? Expel him. Then he's out of your hair right?

    Why send him to jail? I have a few suspicions, the first being the teacher or who ever was responsible didn't want to accept responsibility by having to punish the kid themselves, and the other motive being simply an uncontrollable contemptuous sense of retribution--bloodlust: the same reason why we feel the need to execute people.

  • Back in the days, the teacher could just have slapped some respect into the little shit.

  • @DrakeIcn lmao

  • @DrakeIcn. You're a little shit so mabey somebody needs to slap so respect into you.

  • Exactly what law was broken to warrant this arrest? If like I'm assuming no law was broken can't the School, and Police Dept. be sued for false arrest?

  • I remember back in junior high a kid got expelled the rest of the year for blowing up a compressed air bomb in the cafeteria trash can. But getting arrested for burping? Talk about overreaction..

  • The privet prison industry is paying politicians to keep their prisons full. Judges and cops are very aware they can us their time harassing nonviolent suspects versus the dangerous ones.

  • The blue bar seems like a total mishap....thank god, Ana's smile and laughter SAVES the day !

    Gooo young Turks! I would put a little bit if warm light on our dear hosts, and find a solution for that darn echo...

  • How many people just did the arm pit Fart

  • they should arrest kids who disrupt classrooms. the fact is teachers cannot put their hands on students so if the child refuses to leave they have no choice but to call the cops on them

  • @knucklez92 It's kind of hard to tell online - but I hope you're being sarcastic.

  • @knucklez92 If you can't discipline children without laying hands on them you should have become a street maker, not a fucking teacher.

  • @philateliceun glad the child got arrested. if you disrupt a classroom and refuse to leave you should be escroted out by the police. it will teach him a lesson is interrupting the lesson plan and distracting is classmates from learning

  • @knucklez92 So you infact admit that American teachers are so bad, so useless that only the police can gain control over them? Can I ask you something, what exactly do those teachers learn in a 4 year study if they can;t even control a classroom?

  • @philateliceun dont be so ignorant. its not a teachers job to control the classroom is the student job to learn. teachers arent there to babysit. its simple if the student is disrupting the class and refuses to leave it doesnt matter what they did, they should be escorted out the building by security or cops or whoever to create a better learning environment of children

  • @knucklez92 its not the teachers job to control the class? WOW!! And you dare to call me ignorant? Never mind, just forget I ever talked to you, I should have never argued with such a retard like you.

  • @philateliceun lol insults shows your immaturity. its not the teachers job to babysit. there no need to control the class student should always be quiet and listen in class. not the teacher responsiblity. uts the student fault when the class is out of control because it means they lack discipline. And at the end of the day the teachers getting paid whether they learn or not

  • @knucklez92 "And at the end of the day the teachers getting paid whether they learn or not " wow, You don't care, you get paid anyway, you don't want to put a little effort in a child, just call the cops, you get paid anyway right? The basics of teaching is controlling the class, you have to set the class up for a learning environment, you can't just expect young children to be disciplined from day one, you are obviously not a teacher cause this is chapter 1 on teaching.

  • @knucklez92 You can't just send children to jail for disrupting class, its not a illegal act, no more then screaming on in the hallway or putting gum under the table is. Do you call the cops if a children puts gum under their table? Do you call the cops when another student pushes a student? Do you call the cops when they are screaming on the playground? These are all illegal but you only call the cops on what you find annoying, a great example for those kids, class A teacher.

  • @philateliceun didnt say they should go to prison or jail. i ment be remove from the school or area. teachers cannot put their hands on students or yell or discipline them. so its easier for them to call the cops rather than risking a law suit. you cannot control other people children because remember a teacher cannot yell at a student or force them to do work. calling the police isnt to get them arrested its really to avoid law suit because teacher cant use force

  • @knucklez92 Yeah. That's right. Remove them from the "area". Run those pesky burpers out of town! I mean, if you can't slap them, run 'em outta town right?! They can't yell at them? Reeaaalllyyy? Been in a school lately? Or ever? Clearly NOT! Yeah, cuz they incapable of sending them to detention, these throw-back-to-caveman-days "teachers". Final word. You, that teacher, that school, those cops, and that judge are nothing but a bunch of bum fucking monkeys. Back to the jungle with you.

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  • nice...first burping, next farting...then what? sleeping in class?? talking when the teacher is teaching?? smiling during class?? great work America, u really make your forefather REALLY proud...why dont u guys just send all the children to juvenile, that will work...oh well...more and more adults in America gone to the darkside...

  • I read the title of this video and saw the picture and just bursted out laughing.

  • the acoustics on the set are not right. please get it fixed.

  • There has to be more to this story. This just seems ridiculous.

  • @maximusjbk

    Yea, the "more" is that area has juvenile halls and prisons run by private contractors. I mean hell, what was it last year a juvenile judge was arrested and sent to prison for locking up young children for long periods for very minor offenses. Why? Because he was being paid under the table by these giant prison factories so he could help them make more money. Some things just should not be about profit, in fact should be illegal to profit from, like jailing people.

  • What was he charged with? I don't understand what laws were being broken... Guess it's just easier to control an incarcerated population...

  • *looks at title, watched video*

    I... WHAT?! Was zu Hölle? What the f-... this is insanity!

  • How much do you wanna bet that a private prison is involved with this?

  • fail she cant armpit far HAAHHHA

  • Kill them all! burry albuquerque! Leave no survivors!

  • Ahahahahahaha mexico, what a joke.

  • lol what the fuck happened to detention lol?

  • Can you guys get every celebrity you know on film burping (let's say 30 celebs at 1 /second = 30 second vid) ) and post it on YT and YT and invite the police to arrest them all? And bring attention to the fact the USA jails more citizens per capita than any other country. Land of the free?

  • You people are fucking crazy. Why the fuck am I even thinking to go there?

  • They have a privatized prison system in NM so the incentive for corruption of the legal system is profit-driven.

  • i agree with the punishment.... some kids are truly assholes and the only they will learn to not be disruptive is after they get some serious consequences, and it will make all the other assholes realize that they are in school to learn and not be there to be a pain in the ass. A fucking douchebag in school usually turns into a douchebag in society, something we don't need anymore of

  • @jumar1281 language like that, little man, will land you in prison toot sweet.

  • @jumar1281. You're an asshole, pain in the ass and dochebag.