Guidos in Cabo

[LisboaOdivelas]

That Guido looks like a fucking faggot dancing...

[RottenPeachState706]

haha wtf kinda dance is that white boy doin' mane

[DeathToVideo]

I don't even....

[iLLmatic240]

DAMN THIS WAS 6 YEARS AGO LOL I WONDER WHAT THEY'RE DOING NOW

[scarsinizm]

their dressing and hair style is metro sexual style not guido..... idiots lmao

[TheGuiTaRMaN1982]

Guidos get by in their teens and 20s on good looks and charm. After that they are useless. If the extent of landing a LTR in my generation is some "HOT" guidette chick with no brains, then I'm fine pursuing older women or dying alone doing what I love doing. I learned my lesson with trendy, pop culture drones who NEVER grow up. Guidos and Guidette's are useless after their youth. Guidos are scared mofos without 15 of their boys to jump just one person. They're actually closet faggots.

[MsForzaitalia87]

that girl made me laugh

[SOSization]

the guy laughing is making me laugh

[waterfordel]

Dude, its like watching a video game! Great stuff!

[mrbigdickplaya555]

theyg all doucheyuz becuz they be gayz and shtiz

[YARMLAK]

If they werent some fucking guidos, id say they were tripping balls on acid.

[dozza06]

i punched a guido in the face today- i shouldn't have to pay taxes.

[Kasakee2]

Why all the hating... U guys are fags lol there having fun

[hanchiman]

A classic clip, way before Jersey Shore made these clowns and Snookie (in)famous. A proof that guidos exist outside of Jersey Shore series.

[1zrofan]

thats a dumb bitch, everybody knows guidos only dance with guidos

[jackiebaron2005]

President of the world society of wankers. HAHAHA! Hope he's watching himself, the stupid douche.

[Picollo30]

what's up with fuckin headband and hairstyle?

[SMOKINAC3S3]

ohhhh myyyy godddddd LMFAOOOOO im from jersey

[gaga6201]

Thats called public intoxication

[YogSoggoth7]

Guidos and guidettes are an embarrassment to the great Italian people.

[TheDogod]

its like watching some weird douchebag creature in the zoo

[texascmb0409]

GUIDOS SUCK AT LIFE AND NEED TO DIE TO NON-EXISTENCE

[TuTuShangada]

@texascmb0409 why because they took your girl and now you're butt hurt ? why do you care and why were you watching ? let me guess your going to take the cheap way out and say I like to make fun of them ...please ! take your Texas racists ass home . Someone got smart and decided to make a reality tv show nd guess what ? it's the most watched show on TV, let the haters hate , the more you hate the more I get to fuck your girl LOL.

[luvkravmaga]

When I hear of guidos I think of the ending to the movie "Apocolypse Now." Martin Sheen is looking through Marlon Brando's journal and in it is a page that says "drop the bomb, exterminate them all." Yes, exterminate them all indeed.

[hpd77]

GUIDO NATION ur either w/ us or against us.....

[Salvus967]

@hpd77 very much against

[andre7]

is it matting season already? xD

[IoannesBellator]

All the embarrassment that they should feel. I am feeling for them.

[EtaZeta91]

omg ........................ i wish that they are not real italians .... pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee =S ..... e noi che ci lamentiamo dei nostri tamarri T.T....

[MissKillerPrincess1]

Chick: 8 vodka shots

Dude: 1 blunt, 1 vodka shot, 1 tequila shot, 1 beer, 1 patron shot, and a dose of idiot.

[youtopp74]

Is he high or something

[sunNbass]

rofl

[HOOKERBOSS]

Puma shoes, blue bandana, capri jeans and that ass liftn queer beside him tells me one thing! FIST PUMPING MEANS, GETTN FIST FUCKED! You Guidos in Cabo are a joke! What a bunch of homos!

[010steveo]

i swear i think the chic is my sis-n-law...drugs, alchohol and guidos dont mix!!

[melodiesband]

@AudienceLastClapper WOW dude u are the king for that one

[NoBody7888]

Classic

[KINGhotaru11]

W T F

[caligeek]

the mating ritual of the guido

[john058]

0:45 shit got weird...

[8497289]

when chugging one dick just aint enough

[Cap285]

Too bad you didn't have a rifle.

[malonelibero]

Did italians in USA turn so bad?porca puttana

[IIAdidasII]

What the fuck is this?? lol

This is some 50 years backwards shit.. inseatd of moving forward.. were moving backwards with these fucking idiots. hahaha

[86kinky86]

like some fucking animals

[JairoICP]

EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GUIDOS !!!!!

[1hottg35]

They look so fukkin stupid!!!

[bigboydubstep]

.....and this kids,is why crack cocaine is bad for you

[TRE1275]

Dumb fucking queers. They need a baseball bat to the skull.

[baby43]

Italians, guido's, whatever! Their still white people to me! Can't dance for shit either!

[carameloxx]

@baby43 ask them if theyre white..they will say hell no...im no redneck

[wesstu1]

lol

[o0stich0o]

01:08 and you laughing at it at the same time almost made me die of laughter

[bzrkrful]

this is the kinda shit they hear when they travel outside of jersey

[MrMetalzilla]

its a jersey thing

[Gus4Paok]

THEY WILL DEPORT YOU ASS FROM EUROPE!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??!! WAS THAT GUIDO DANCING OR HAVEING A FUCKING STROKE??XAXAXAXAXAXA DUMDASS....

[Grimmreaper74]

Only reason I liked this video is cause it's making fun of wannabe Italian... Guido's are a disgrace to the Italians. Try going to Italy acting like that, you'll be laughed outta the club... and possibly deported. I'm Greek and I know better...

[Gus4Paok]

@Grimmreaper74 I WROTE THE SAME THING 

[djnat619]

iwanna see rwj reviewing this

[campbpar]

We're like aliens looking down on this crazy world with these stupid monkeys sniffing eachother's butts.

[InfinityDose]

this is like when those avatars in second life try dancing.

[coolcub1]

this is the best, in australia we dont have that many guidos to laugh at !!

[2groomers]

girl has no morals...no class

[Samathor]

oh god...i own those shoes....excuse my while i burn them

[anotherguttersnipe]

Ion cannon. Ready.

[uzamaki32]

poor girls guido gets mad at here, evryone know guidos dances only with other guidos!!

[Contract50BMG]

The gene pool needs a shit load of chlorine.

[EarthFriendlyMover]

We spend way too much time here at the office laughing AT--not WITH--Guidos and the weird-looking female versions of themselves.

[raptoresque]

hahahah! freaks

[leoblazer74]

WOW, people like these should not venture out of the resort area. The locals wouldnt put up with such douchebaggery.

[cacaupereba]

Unbelievable!

[Devoti]

it's like SIMS

[Conspiracyknowledge]

@Devoti not really, these guys are much more animated

[CorporalGumby]

WOP WOP WOP

[CorporalGumby]

Jersey.. Guineas.... need i say more?

[1zrofan]

what a dumb bitch, everybody knows guidos only dance with guidos

[Conspiracyknowledge]

this is just too fun to not be called racist...oh lord this is good!

0:47 HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAAHHAAHAH AHHAAHHA OH GOD!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[alextpaterson]

those two are fucking primates

[volc0m13987]

please, somebody, anybody, euthanize this person...

[Conspiracyknowledge]

white people dancing....should be an olympic sport.

[Glockmeister1]

@ valemtheking

No the reason we watch Jersey Shore is because it makes us feel better about our lives because the people on the show are so rediculous.

[valemtheking]

I'm Italian from Italy and these guys do not exist here, they are ridiculous and make us look bad real Italian. The strange thing is that you Americans criticized them but then you look at MTV's jersey shore and would like to be in place because they have fun and get so many women. PS This probably had taken drugs. hello from italy

[volc0m13987]

@valemtheking thank you Italy, I don't know about the rest of america, but I know myself and everyone I know most definitely does not think of Italy, and Italians, in this way. Jersey on the other hand is a whole different story. I live in South Florida, and I know I speak for all true South Floridians, those northern snowbird fucks can stay out of our state and leave the palm trees and sand to us. (I look forward to your comments citizens of New Jersey)

[toyatoy1986]

It"s like watching the sims dancing

[safeblud99]

ARE U JOKING! !!!!? THESE GUYS R CLEARLY ON ACID

[mulleygraves]

"I got em bolth"

[johnwarman54]

ugh what a fag

[RedOneXXL]

Zumba class mod for The Sims

[qwStyle]

at least they try, not like the losers that stay all day inside house and commentate from balcony

[KibahinaxSasuino]

@qwStyle

They're probably at a hotel...

[DJpharoh91]

@qwStyle This isnt "trying", this is embarrassing yourself. Nice try though

[bigzam1]

she's a total badass.

[SITLTours]

I wanna marry that girl..

[jckdniels696]

STEROIDS!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! i know it's not all Italians but these flamers make their whole race look really really bad

[MSoares27]

"yo guy, what should we bring for clothes to cabo..."

"yo, you bring those sick denim capris and dogtags, and i'mma bring those jeans i got that went through the paper shredder and my nicotine patch"

[MadelyneLyne]

Horrrrrrrrrrrrible! why they do this???????????in italy they're called "SFIGATI"!!! Sfigato=loser. In italy is'nt rare to see guys like them, and if you see one like them, are not gay: is a typical stereotype about young guys of the sud italy. BLEAH!!!!

[JDKMM7]

this is exactly how fags dance on Second Life.

[parafleet]

You hate them now but you will love them in your fox hole.

[tacticalfairy]

I am reasonbly sure most Guidos like to experiment with other men and large rubber anal tools.

[emdarc]

he dances like a Sim character

[Hatinonthehaters]

oh lord.... the douchebaggery is just too much to handle.... low IQ having motherfuckers....

G-ay

U-neducated

I-ncoherent

D-umb as a bucket of shit

O-bnoxious

[b190captain]

THESE JERSEY DOUCHEBAGS GIVE ITALIANS A BAD NAME.

[LunaiStaciaa446]

uuh i like older men! Dont ask meh why i am telling you this

[theswedishdude1]

@LunaiStaciaa446 im guessing cus 95% of 16-23 are jersey dumbfucks

[rickyrich301]

its baby blue!

[tacticalfairy]

Why are these east coast guys such dickheads? Is this genetic for Italians?

[johnp2002]

@tacticalfairy Is it genetic for you to be ignorant? 

[uzamaki32]

i bet they get all the guidos

[brentduncan18]

douche bags

[mrabdielhernandez1]

utterly embarrassing

[fhcrubarb]

how much ecstasy did they take?

[PPrideGirl]

GUIDO MATING DANCE.

[TheEcoTerrorDactyls]

haha capris ! 

[leefarooni]

when did push ups become a dance??

[SludgeNerd]

they have great taste in pants...

[cleberinthearea]

I think the girl was making fun of him, that's why he got mad.

Guidos are fun, they're all dancing and having a good time. The typical americans would be just standing there drinking their beer and hating on other people like the ones commenting here, at least guidos aren't boring like you...So keep hating and keep being boring.

[Malachayas]

@cleberinthearea If behaving this way is the alternative to being boring, I understand why the typical American only stands there and drinks his beer.

[cleberinthearea]

@Malachayas If they're going to just stand there, drink beer and watch their women kiss eachother.....Then they should just stay home...It's cheaper. If you go out, make sure you're gonna have fun and get laid, that's what guidos do.

[Malachayas]

@cleberinthearea No, they are behaving like they missed the last 4'000'000 years of evolution. Don't get me wrong; i fully agree with what you say about going out. I do not agree that brawling in hordes, drinking until the emergency has to be called and hitting on women, not giving a shit if this woman actually does want to be hit on or is in company etc. and treating them like crap if they say "no" etc. is better than standing at the wall. If I want to see the stone age, I go to the museum.

[Hectectica]

@Malachayas

Everybody does that, not just Guidos. Leave 'em alone. They haven't done anything to you except provide free entertainment. :)

[wantit1]

It HAS to be hard to flex, dance and look like a complete DOUCHE BAG while wearing women's capri pants.

[Lronsjetpack]

fucking oven dodger spick guido cunts, you had a LOS should have fired right into his fucking head.

[danceswithllamas2121]

i like when guido 2 stops dancing he smokes his stoge like hes the fuckin man or something

[ModellStJames111]

Man Hitler would have a field dat with these douchebags

[Palafico3]

@ModellStJames111 I think Hitler had the right idea... just the wrong demographic.

[huntstunt]

He's just having a good time dancing...the chick was the one making fun of him. She's the "douche bag" in this situation. Why must we be so intolerant of others?

[urb3stm8]

It would be cool if crocadile dundee came up to that douche and said "you call that dancing, this is a knife!" STAB STAB STAB lol

[Khickman87]

THIS FUCKING TURD SHOULD BE SHOT. SERIOUSLY.

[smoth7]

wtf.

[cocosinat]

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP HIM I THINK A DEMON POSSESED HIS BODY

[jusgoonin]

Yo main "battler" has some nice HIGHWATERS on (clam diggers, floods, etc..)

[jusgoonin]

WTF lmao should have thrown water balloons at them fuckin nerds

watch main video on my channel jersey shore troll vid

[showroommeryll]

what a hell are they trying to do? This is funny in a way, strange... when the woman open her legs all of a sudden all this sounds like a mating ritual approach

[TalonWolf]

Totally agree... It's completely primative behaviour. Everything about it screams 'Neanderthal'.

What's brilliant about it is the fact it would appear as though men and women simply aren't compatible in this sub-'culture'. Their dancing seems to be their mating ritual, but neither can dance, and the dudes don't seem to want to dance with the girls at all. Which is awesome, because it means no reproduction.

[wowzers121]

I feel like I'm playing the sims

[SKiDuzzo]

hahaha that was epic!



[Highnflytillidie]

this is why they should nuke jersey shore

[lilangel0072]

is this some kind of mating ritual?

[DamianGarcia92]

@lilangel0072 That's exactly what I was thinking!

[dimajoon]

@lilangel0072 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL it really does look like it, especially during the first minute

[Excril]

Just ruined my day.

[ethanh24]

the best part of all these fuck ups is yes they are for real, they think they are "hot and awesome". anyway, big deal, greasy, dark, annoying and creepy new york/jersey italian meathead dudes like to have sex with other new york/jersey italian meathead dudes. is that weird????? lets give em a tv show

[kylhul81]

They call THAT dancing????

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

Why do I feel like I'm watching something on Animal Planet?

[timcarbone007]

I've got the Guido Mating Dance down pat! My problem is that I don't like wearing my Puma kicks and jeans to the beach...I'll correct that in the summer

[doucheacademy]

love it go to DoucheAcademy com

[graves51388]

0:58 the juice kicks in... oh ya nice capris, faggot

[iluvpenguins007]

omg that IS how they dance

haha odd people

[LorenzoTheBlind29]

is this shit fucking real?

[burnit01]

Cocain is hell of fk#@$@# drug....

[DancingSpiderman]

If some of these gayer kind of guidos ever tried moving into Espanola New Mexico they would get their guido-fuckin asses beat and run outta town

[parafleet]

Margaret Mead would love this.

[Matthiew5]

This is the strangest mating ritual.

[djis291]

if another guy did that to the guido will be okey. but a bitch?

i think she wants to be raped

xD

[NYBobby75]

this cant be real

[rufus740]

I hope they were detained and not allowed back in to the united States

[SilvrDragon52]

the elusive guido mating dance caught on tape

[vicmo25]

thats dancing...it looks like the cha cha dance with air

[N33DL3R]

It's too bad science dosen't understand the bizzare mating ritual of the guido yet.

[DVDSNutz]

JAPRIS?!?

[DancingSpiderman]

That guido dances better than ME...

[PosholNahooy]

Did someone slip some crack in their pina coladas? WTF is that gay ass shit?

[JackAcix]

I was at that same place, but not the same time... :(

[sidondon2]

guidos rule! I'm gonna marry a tan, hot, sweaty, juicehead guido fo sho!!!!

[oxilizz]

He's doing the "I wanna dick in my ass" dance

[Fido1488]

sick jeans

[lilguy1171]

man im glad that we spanish/arabs arent like these fuckin guidos

[Augments]

@lilguy1171 you're worse

[lilguy1171]

@Augments hey we may be known for causing world wide terrorism but at least us guys dont do any gay dances like a faget stripper or make ugly women horny by french kissing another man or a little boy beacuase thats what you guys do. im proud to be a spanish arab and we can kick your gay italian ass any day

[Augments]

@lilguy1171 im not italian

[1zrofan]

guidos are 25% fag 25%douchbag25%mongoloid25% ompa loompa, fucking embarassing ignorance is bliss and they bask in it like the sun

[GrenadeFreeWorld]

lmfao! ALL FELLOW JERSEY SHORE FANS! I found the sickest "No Grenades" song!!! It's a favorite on my channel!check it out! FISTTT PUMPERS UNITE!!!

[volgg]

should put this video in national geographic channel about natural habitat and life of guidos

[AmberKayeCHibs]

GARBAGE!!!! worst thing to ever come to tv ever

[fillosofert]

lmfao. italians are fucking hilarious. they are like white niggers. They have the same swag as black people

[johngo1224]

wtf? mating dance?