LOL!These are so true.Adam Hills,the Australian comedian was born without his right foot(he wears a wooden one),and he has a routine where he talks about all the weird stuff people say to him.These include 'can you have sex?' or 'do you use the fake foot during sex?"His routine is on Youtube.I bet he'd love this!
Personally, if someone offered me money because of an amputation, I'd take it and say thanks! As for anyone asking "Hey where's your leg?" or "What happened to your leg?" Just ask them "what are you talking about?" The just string them along, pretending that you don't know what they're talking about, then just hit them with this "What are you talking about? My leg's right here! *point at your leg* Oh wait... you meant the OTHER leg... Oh damn I knew I left something at home!" haha!
As a dude born with 1,5 legs, I can totally relate to most of this. But hey, think of it this way: at least they ask. Anything's better than the never ending awkard staring.
I'm probably a horrible person because a lot of those questions are questions I would want to ask, but I NEVER would. I think I am a horrible person. Mostly just the shoes questions.
The "How long does it take to grow back?" made me lol, too. I was thinking of the reply I'd make to such a nonsensical inquiry, "Well... if I were a starfish, a week or so. As a Human, uh... about 100 years." XD
@imabadspeler He has a sister, but it's not the girl in this video. His real sister is quite a bit younger, junior high maybe, and she's been on some of his videos.
That was great. I'm a Bk Amputee. O I feel you. You forgot a couple. How much does that cost? Do you take a shower with that thing on? Does the DVM still let you driver? ( Missing my Left foot dumbass). Did a I.U.D. get you? I was at the beach this summer and a group of kids came up and asked how I lost my keg? Well two years ago right out there a big shark got me. The look on their face's was price less. Not true but funny. My wife thought it was mean. I just could'nt help myself.
@Beckytardd he's said before that usually he buys both but there is a charity (I believe it's sponsored by Nike) that will give a single shoe to amputees
LOL this douchenugget can't even make a single video that doesn't have to do with his missing leg. This must be the only thing remotely interesting about him for him to capitalize on it like that. Seems like he has major coping issues, craves the sympathy of others and just can't seem to just let it go and move on like a normal person would. I guess he wants to be known as "that guy on youtube who only talks about his missing leg".
You guys rock! It's crazy isn't it. I have 1 arm I walk into the ER holding/ carrying my brother in who is bleeding badly all over from the face etc. People we're looking at me like I was the one who needed a doctor. It's amazing!!!
haha i can't believe people actually said that stuff to you! and i complain about people asking me whether i still grow despite the fact that i'm 22...
my favorite was when I was a new amputee and hadn't gotten my leg yet, so I was in a wheelchair and it was obvious. A woman gasped and said (loudly), "Oh, my goodness! You've lost your leg!"
It was really tempting to ask for help finding it, because "I swear I had it when I got here". hehe
I also enjoyed people talking to my Mother rather than me... because apparently, losing a leg made me stupid? lol
And since stuff costs an arm and a leg... shouldn't it be half paid for? =o)
"Are you Aron Ralston from 127 Hours?" hahaha that cracked me up more than "Thank you for serving our country!" and "here's $20!" lol I hope you take the 20... :)
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Pilypas007 13 hours ago
Josh you act so baked :P
lindsey11097 1 day ago
@princessnerdfighter He had a problem with the nerves in his leg (I can't remember exactly what) but it basically hurts like hell to wear a prostate.
Frooblefulable 1 day ago
hahah this was funny!
ariannadubovikslife 2 days ago
How come you don't have a prostate?
princessnerdfighter 3 days ago
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babybombros 4 days ago
this is so funny... people can be so ignorant sometimes, if we don't laugh about it, what will we do?!
cadernocheio90 5 days ago
I can't laugh ...only makes me conscience of insensitive things people might say to a sensitive situation
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I forgot to add,look up 'Adam Hills-talking about his leg' on YT.He really DOES get comments,just like this!
youtuDOTbe/NxpkgqBSOPY
ScattySafari 5 days ago
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LOL!These are so true.Adam Hills,the Australian comedian was born without his right foot(he wears a wooden one),and he has a routine where he talks about all the weird stuff people say to him.These include 'can you have sex?' or 'do you use the fake foot during sex?"His routine is on Youtube.I bet he'd love this!
ScattySafari 5 days ago
WHY ARE HER TEETH SO PERFECT!
sweetkaiser 5 days ago
he is cute
anticliche321 6 days ago 3
this is sooo not funny
dwbhfi 6 days ago
Where did the Joke Begin & end???
reneeLuvmj1 6 days ago
I like how both comments are about the girlfriend....
DarkScarlettVixen 6 days ago
i am SO offended right now.
chescaleigh 6 days ago 3
"He has these eyes..." it's funny cause I've described him like that before *_*
veroXo93 6 days ago
If anyone's actually wondering if he needs to buy both shoes, look up "I FOUND MY SOLE MATE!" on his channel. :)
enapeculiar 6 days ago
people say the darndest things....
kitsunehatake123 6 days ago
you should accually get a discount on pedicures!!
GrimmieGirl64 1 week ago 2
hahahahahah (: this is so funny!! (:
tsengpauline 1 week ago in playlist Liked videos
Now I'm interested. Do you have to buy the pair of shoes, or can you just get one?
amazingbass13 1 week ago 5
Personally, if someone offered me money because of an amputation, I'd take it and say thanks! As for anyone asking "Hey where's your leg?" or "What happened to your leg?" Just ask them "what are you talking about?" The just string them along, pretending that you don't know what they're talking about, then just hit them with this "What are you talking about? My leg's right here! *point at your leg* Oh wait... you meant the OTHER leg... Oh damn I knew I left something at home!" haha!
Demonizer68 1 week ago 10
There's a guy in my class who has half a finger.
Storylover42 1 week ago 2
WHO THE FUCK WOULD DISLIKE THIS? YOU TROLLS!
GamerShaddow 1 week ago
Wholly crap! People don't really say things like this do they?
tattooedboy04 1 week ago
The wheel's turning but the hamster's dead ಠ-ಠ
rtuiy9898 1 week ago
As a dude born with 1,5 legs, I can totally relate to most of this. But hey, think of it this way: at least they ask. Anything's better than the never ending awkard staring.
bikkelrikel 1 week ago
see the dislike bar? yeah me neither
hitmanthe2nd 1 week ago 2
I hope you don't mind if I say your girlfriend's really cute. :)
Natthan22 2 weeks ago 6
Seriously, do amputees have to pay for both shoes?
Haddsch 2 weeks ago 8
@Haddsch go find the video where he talks about it
WCGwkf 2 weeks ago
does he actually have a leg??
bellalovesicecream 2 weeks ago
@bellalovesicecream no, he had to get it amputated when he was young due to cancer
TheGossipPrincess1 2 weeks ago
"so...i see your walking with crutches....how come you don't get a prostate..."
LAMO
TheGossipPrincess1 2 weeks ago
I love the end song on all the videos =)
ChristiaanL14 2 weeks ago
Can you answer these questions?
KT12346 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from JoshSundquist
i've wondered the shoe things too just saying!
1koolkoko 2 weeks ago
'He has these eyes.' Yes, you have wonderful eyes.
TheSemiCouture 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from JoshSundquist 13
"His name is Josh Sundquist, he has these eyes" HAHAHA
freshstylin 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from JoshSundquist 22
@freshstylin was just about to type this :)
Blawwmkw 2 weeks ago
My quesion would be :-
Hey dude, how did you catch that sweetie?
arthritismutilans 3 weeks ago
Not gonna lie, you got your self a keeper there Josh!
cavenrm0608number2 3 weeks ago 128
Josh, your girlfriend is so beautiful!
JELLYS1AP 3 weeks ago 5
you were lucky with ashley <3
Elexandra98 3 weeks ago
This is very funny; how annoying for you though! Glad you can joke about it.
Ineedmorelives 3 weeks ago
I'm probably a horrible person because a lot of those questions are questions I would want to ask, but I NEVER would. I think I am a horrible person. Mostly just the shoes questions.
RockOutBritty 3 weeks ago 5
Your girlfriends pretty :) x
BeccaBeauty15 3 weeks ago
I really like Ashely's voice
Ingotium 3 weeks ago
Ashley is SO pretty! You two look great together :)
ihatepredictivetext 3 weeks ago
The "How long does it take to grow back?" made me lol, too. I was thinking of the reply I'd make to such a nonsensical inquiry, "Well... if I were a starfish, a week or so. As a Human, uh... about 100 years." XD
Quagthistle 3 weeks ago
how long will it take for the leg to grow back? ROFL I LOVED THIS!\
katiekat1915 4 weeks ago
in b4 that girl is really his sister.
imabadspeler 4 weeks ago
@imabadspeler He has a sister, but it's not the girl in this video. His real sister is quite a bit younger, junior high maybe, and she's been on some of his videos.
HughesReview 3 weeks ago
2:05 I just love this! :D
Mjolkmaestro 4 weeks ago 3
Are you Augustus Waters?
LittlemissSluchice 4 weeks ago 7
I felt so awkward watching this even though no one would ever ask me these things :D
Elphie021 4 weeks ago
was that ashley?
alligrim 4 weeks ago
we should hang out sometime *wink*
Jadexfriendsforever 4 weeks ago
Here! Here! Take twenty dollars!
littlekatiex3 1 month ago
Is that your giirrrrlllllfriiieeeeend..? (:
kittytthatkatty 1 month ago 7
cutest video ever! :D and so simple!
Loved it!
HipHopEvilBuddy 1 month ago
hot chick
shiznak55 1 month ago
One of your funniest videos yet.
MORE VIDEOS !!!!!
Please ^_^ ?
XCrystalXMoonX 1 month ago
you should just tell people you forgot it at home or that you're a robot and its in the shop.
Xxryebread2511xX 1 month ago 7
"how long will you take to have your leg grown back?" amazing question haha
your gf is goooorgeous! youtube helps in many situations!!
nicolebrog 1 month ago 5
Wait, is that ashley???
TheCloud1132 1 month ago 6
Your girlfriend has such a gorgeous smile. ♥
LindsaySheaa 1 month ago 249
@LindsaySheaa HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
justmehere36 1 week ago
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LOLOLOL According to this video, when people say shit to amputees, they all seem stoned
unuandsuzanne 1 month ago
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unuandsuzanne 1 month ago
He's three times more inspirational than you.
shinyfurret 1 month ago
That was great. I'm a Bk Amputee. O I feel you. You forgot a couple. How much does that cost? Do you take a shower with that thing on? Does the DVM still let you driver? ( Missing my Left foot dumbass). Did a I.U.D. get you? I was at the beach this summer and a group of kids came up and asked how I lost my keg? Well two years ago right out there a big shark got me. The look on their face's was price less. Not true but funny. My wife thought it was mean. I just could'nt help myself.
mikeellingson 1 month ago 5
Your girlfriend is BEAUTIFUL <3
Baldbby93 1 month ago 6
Is that his girlfriend? Daaaaamn. GJ Josh!
syriangamer 1 month ago 6
just her face when she said "thank you for your service to America!" was histerical!
scifikoala 1 month ago 8
youtwoaresocutetogether.
xxsilveyxx 1 month ago
DO you have to buy both shoes?
WhyCantYouLaugh 1 month ago
@WhyCantYouLaugh yes ofc, everybody has to buy both shoes.He actually already mentioned that in other videos
Eddprts 1 month ago
Only $20 for years away at war!
Million551 1 month ago
Nice one Josh, :P
Burner199223 1 month ago
I am actually curious about the shoe thing. xD Although you'd think he'd have to buy both?
Beckytardd 1 month ago 2
@Beckytardd he's said before that usually he buys both but there is a charity (I believe it's sponsored by Nike) that will give a single shoe to amputees
Seichie7 1 month ago
@Beckytardd actually, Josh made a video about that few months back ;D
Search for "I FOUND MY SOLE MATE! " :)
Imperiatorr 1 month ago
How come you don't have a prostate?
hazzmando 1 month ago 4
She wants to hang out with me, omgomg:)
Edudumi09 1 month ago 4
Your girlfriend is pretttty ;D
auddypwnz 1 month ago 2
@itsminutemaid thats his girlfriend
thatpigg 1 month ago
oh my goshh! hahahaha! can you answer these questions? :-O
KT12346 1 month ago
ashley!
artk1ng 1 month ago
haha great touch with the *he has those eyes* .... guilty :(
oliviafrancesxxx 1 month ago
Holy s#it! Her teeth are so damn perfect :o
nathaliejacomo 1 month ago
Your sister's hot. Is she single?
itsMinuteMaid 1 month ago
people actually say that to you?
HornDogXD 1 month ago
that is so funny
nice job on the girl friend she is an hottie
JackzenScott 1 month ago
Loved the ending
Nice twist :D
oh, n lets hang out sometime
The1andOnlyTikiCarol 1 month ago
"He has these eyes..."
rockerchick112211 1 month ago 6
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LOL this douchenugget can't even make a single video that doesn't have to do with his missing leg. This must be the only thing remotely interesting about him for him to capitalize on it like that. Seems like he has major coping issues, craves the sympathy of others and just can't seem to just let it go and move on like a normal person would. I guess he wants to be known as "that guy on youtube who only talks about his missing leg".
Spydurz 1 month ago
"How come you don't have a PROSTATE?"
Bahaha!! Too funny! :D
TheAlfaDecay 1 month ago
good job dude !
(on the gf;)
seriogaserge 1 month ago
'You look just like Josh Sundquist. He's this guy on the internet. He has these eyes.'
Classic.
CoolioCheeseio 1 month ago 6
Hilarious :D
LittleMissRiceBucket 1 month ago
the question about the shoes is pretty good :P
RiverRockFilms 1 month ago
You're GF is beautiful. She looks completely different in this video.
jessie1793 1 month ago
Man, I don't know how you do it Josh. I sprained my ankle on the way home from work today, been on crutches for all of 10 mins and I can't stand it.
roxxyangelgurl123 1 month ago
LOL broccoli
mygummies1 1 month ago
i was wondering about the shoe thing
orksters 1 month ago
0:59 :DD
JKgrl19 1 month ago
"you look just like Josh Sundquist, he's like this guy on the internet with these eyes..."
Wait, who's that?
thomasw011 1 month ago 3
I didn't know you could have your prostate amputated...
christianpyle 1 month ago
Omg. You. And. Ashley. Yesssssssssssss
LMJ096 1 month ago
Don't mean to be mean or anything but I LOL'd at "how long will it take before your leg grows back?"
TheGamesFiend 1 month ago
@TheGamesFiend It was supposed to be funny.
TheMommyTrishaShow 1 month ago
Where *did* your leg go?
Coastergeekperson04 1 month ago
Ashley should be in more of your videos!
ohlookitsfrankie 1 month ago
you look like josh sundquist this guy in the internet and his eeeeyeees
KindaXP 1 month ago 265
@KindaXP So accurate xD
1377master 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from JoshSundquist
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!!! You look cute together!
NennaJoy 1 month ago 6
Shes soo pretty! Good Job Josh!
BlueyedBeauty091 1 month ago
This is hysterical. Some of the things people say...
alicia0950 1 month ago
You guys rock! It's crazy isn't it. I have 1 arm I walk into the ER holding/ carrying my brother in who is bleeding badly all over from the face etc. People we're looking at me like I was the one who needed a doctor. It's amazing!!!
Paul123469 1 month ago
SO FUNNY
allbutbeauty 1 month ago
@gryffindork You are perfect to me.
Punkrockpixie95 1 month ago
"how come you don't have a prostate?" sounds to me like perfect strangers know you intimately ;P
messiejessie92 1 month ago 5
lol
1nonlimez 1 month ago
Great catch Josh :)
esmajor 1 month ago
@gryffindork i love you
xdevil318babe 1 month ago
you deserve her bra!!
Georgito555 1 month ago
i'm sorry but 50% off was funny! :D
josiasingh15 1 month ago 2
Augustus Waters.
gryffindorkk 1 month ago 3
@gryffindorkk You just made me cry for the third time over that book.
ponygirl618 1 month ago
It's funny, cute and sad all at the same time. I HAVE MIXED EMOTIONS.
Scottaytay 1 month ago 2
lol, they both have the same eyes :)
RoryAfrizal 1 month ago 38
Cute video guys! People are so weird.
emilylime88 1 month ago 6
your girlfriend is so pretty!
PippinKK 1 month ago 4
so funny!!!
lindseynicoleC 1 month ago
you came to my school last year!!!!!!!!!
TheAliceValerie 1 month ago
Your girlfriend is gorgeous!! So jealous (:
AlixAmoreXO 1 month ago 4
Your girlfriend seems normal...
NadinHappyKId 1 month ago
haha i can't believe people actually said that stuff to you! and i complain about people asking me whether i still grow despite the fact that i'm 22...
ichigomihhi 1 month ago 5
Ashley such a great actress! I'm happy for you, Josh. :)
aglaxxx123 1 month ago 2
My addition- when a stump devotee said to me he wasn't actually attracted to me because I was ONLY missing my feet...
edip818 1 month ago
Josh seems high xD
NicolasP200 1 month ago
your girlfriend, wheeeew. good job man.
isawesomelike 1 month ago
i have a protesis on my left leg.... and i had at least 70% of all those questions jejejejjejejejejejej it was a flashback
tukoart 1 month ago
Haha ... He has these eyes -3
spoilt02 1 month ago
The answer to all these questions is: Buy my book.
noswonky 1 month ago 5
his girlfriend is cute. :3
JemmaLouisexo 1 month ago 273
my favorite was when I was a new amputee and hadn't gotten my leg yet, so I was in a wheelchair and it was obvious. A woman gasped and said (loudly), "Oh, my goodness! You've lost your leg!"
It was really tempting to ask for help finding it, because "I swear I had it when I got here". hehe
I also enjoyed people talking to my Mother rather than me... because apparently, losing a leg made me stupid? lol
And since stuff costs an arm and a leg... shouldn't it be half paid for? =o)
PixieWicked 1 month ago 6
How come you don't have a prostate? AHahahaha :'D
MissWrycraft 1 month ago 3
ashley?
cool...
Derrymaine148 1 month ago 2
Damn, I don't have to be overwhelmed with these girls going gaga over you now.
Your girlfriends cuteeeeeeee. :D
Great video by the way, it's a pretty accurate depiction of what I think about when I see an amputee on the street.
selenaheartspickles 1 month ago 6
Actually...I would like to know...do you have to buy both shoes?
gleetiernz 1 month ago 7
you're idiots why are you discriminating amputeded people
VeBluEvO 1 month ago
... if they had kids, the kids would have the bluest eyes in the world. XD
Snele90 1 month ago
<3 josh
TheWay2TheTop 1 month ago
omg i want to touch josh's face ...cause he's so inspirational, not for other, fangirl, reasons *shifty eyes*
AsRetard 1 month ago
what does he do with the left shoes????
edwards70 1 month ago
@edwards70 there is an episode about that. (check his channel)
thefantastickone 1 month ago
1:10 my favorite LOL!
KT12346 1 month ago
Can you answer these questions?
KT12346 1 month ago 4
If people really asked these questions.... I don't want to life on this planet anymore...
JumpergirlNL 1 month ago
"Yeah do you know him? Cause I know all the amputees know eachother.."
chilldudemanguy 1 month ago 6
Cute couple!
JoeBreeVideos 1 month ago
Ashley is sooo pretty!
TickleButton2 1 month ago 7
Do you have sex like a person with both legs?
svveetkitten 1 month ago 4
Ashley looks gorgeous and sweet!! You're a lucky guy, Josh. ;)
tinkerbellarina 1 month ago 4
Ashley is like beyond pretty! So beautiful!
Hot Josh + Beautiful Ashley = Perfect Couple!
CaitlinmRoberts 1 month ago 104
"Are you Aron Ralston from 127 Hours?" hahaha that cracked me up more than "Thank you for serving our country!" and "here's $20!" lol I hope you take the 20... :)
mle011 1 month ago 3
She is gorgeous!
raspberrylucky 1 month ago
We _SHOULD_ hang out sometime.
bitmap 1 month ago
lol @127hours, do people actually ask you that?
Joossetube 1 month ago
o_O I didn't know that he was legitimately handicapped...
Babycakezz18 1 month ago