How I cheat at dice

[Clinterus]

This is why people use dice cups, so people can't do this, lol

[Dracenfelz]

You know what would be impressive if you wrote the number you were going to roll on a piece of paper and then rolled the dice. But you would proly edit that too. sigh

[TheMatthewDuvall]

lol "plunk them down" very impressive....

[RectalDiscourse]

was i the only person distracted by the phone base in the background?

[Tyralash]

WHAT IF THIS IS JUSTPOST COMMENTARY D:

[daniramossantos]

i can do it

[LeeArnold3rd]

He is full of $hit

[Johnnyboi1225]

@MrMasterMind172 nicee, i didnt think of that.

[SJzimmers]

LIKE!!

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[TheMreverything10]

pretty funny video but i dont get it :O

[Johnnyboi1225]

The dice are weighted. He is acting. It's a gimmick.

[Bhaltazhar]

Jiggaboo Jones is better!

[sk8ter070]

Never playing dice with mike again

[XxStratAttackxX]

woop woop

[12321usman]

0-0.........wow....

[eelco2012]

you don't even roll the dice mayne..

[legendofj1]

yea he made the video first and then edited his voice in, after he saw what he rolled so he can call every roll. You wanna be amazing? do this with a mirror of u talking in the background

[thechamp103]

He fix the audio.

[irisrazvanfull]

i don't understand how you do it

[MeandmagiC]

how?

[187dAFeD]

damn your good

[bigboijustin]

I'm not playing craps with you =.=

[oscent1]

you have to throw then not to lay them down:))))))))

[jellybean45611]

terzetto dice are better



[88mikvet]

What is your method senseblogger?

[senseblogger]

do this with my people your fooked over and you cannot throw dice at casino this way !

IF You want my 40 yrs of winning experince crap systems for FREE message and I'll see YOU at the tables in AC winning 100$ per session maybe lose 1 OUT of 20 times ! happens when your going bad it's bad all over but my way even slightly cold !

[GregorBlonco]

ur the man



[DaJ214M]

How do you do this?

[RockStarBoy157]

Thumbs up if monopoly brought you here

[lalalandd123]

I eat at monopoly every day. i mean mcdon- no wait i meant monopoly.

[WhatAboutKenny]

he records his voice after rofl

[themexicanteen]

dosnt any1 c that some times a # rolls and right after that he says the # like les than a second after the # coms up he says it

[themexicanteen]

dosnt any1 c that some times a # rolls and right after that he says the # like les than a second after the # coms up he says it

[thlin]

WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT, BUT I APPLAUD YOU.

[Tdog8881]

lol he doin post comntry

[600evan]

look at that, a fuckin 8........... holy shit.......ahahahahahahahahaha­ha

[600evan]

look at that, a fuckin 8....... holy shit..... ahahahahahahahahahahaha

[joelswenson92]

icp is the gayest thing that happend to music

[pennjersey83]

I almost fell for this. I'm a noob. And I'm 12

[MrCzuhc]

he doesn t cheat you noobs, he's just a nerd that put the voice on the video after the video was recorded...

[LMTR14]

what a fucktard, this idiot should be tared and feathered for cheating

[BillyC15]

@Lizardwarrior1 duh



[KonnerKoonz]

Its called commentary 

[arupert88]

Clever! 

[MrLoler5000]

How the f@$k do u do that.

[david102994]

here we see a mans life ambitions summed up to one 3 and a half minute video.

one way we can tell this is bullshit is that he even bothered to upload this video, if he really had this talent im sure he would have a little more money 

[Rogelio4407]

I hate people who curse to much

[juaniscool1000]

bet you cant get 14 LOL!

[DNDxENT]

@juaniscool1000 or any number over 12...

[mitcheltheboss]

holy fuck u u r just a fagit cheat

[ChemicalGoth]

where is part two? ^^

[scrapykush612]

i kno but still if u kno that then dont say nothin

[TheMexicanMario100]

yes i am thinking "how the Fuckaa!" Yea fuck

[Taronas]

@scrapykush612 they say it because its true in this case. with these dice tricks unless you have the camera set to show you talking its easy to simply add your voice in there

[sloofuss]

BECAUSE HE SAID HOW I CHEAT & DID NOT EXPLAIN IT HE IS SHIT!

[chaosbringer127]

you're an idiot. I can retro voice over rolls too.

[NaJk93]

"this makes it really easy to cheat in menopoly!" ROFL! yah, why go gamble if YOU COULD roll WHATEVER number u wanted, ALL THE TIME!? xDD

[NaJk93]

if this wsnt fake, this basterd would have been rich loooong ago xD

[jsparkleprincess]

hey the 8 stuff worked!wow

[sumofsumstuff]

fake

[10cylas]

I tried to do the thingwith the 3's................i didnt read the comments until the second time i watched this video

[latenitejammin]

ill kick his ass at monopoly

[tcrawford2015]

@latenitejammin me too! :D

[sbdunksandjordans]

roll a 7 ten times in a row. exactly u cant

[CRobbio]

The way he commentated after he filmed it, bears a slight resemblance to the sham wow guy. Don't you think?

[animehuntercool]

loool this is fake

[GrawKing]

Voice over. Make a video with ur face, and talk then I'll believe u. For now I say its fake. Sorry

[liljarvis85]

u do some shit like u just did wit that 11 where im from u might get yo ass killed but u slick ass hell!!! u taught me some shit!

[touzinsky]

hahaha. pathetic voice over. 

[groner1661]

Lame voice over.

[randomisrandom]

Fake as poo

[Retro90Flashback]

You can actually load dice so that the results are interchangable. It takes alot of skill tho. Reuglar way is just sticking them in the microwave for a couple of minutes, then the bottom will melt slightly, become heavier upon cooling and pretty much always end up on the bottom. this technique only works with 1 combination and its permament. if you have a metal ball inside thats held pretty firmly in place but can be moved with applied momentum than ur in buisness. this vid is probly fake tho..

[yurme101]

this shit really works. i destroyed people in craps and gain $300 within one hour.

[popegangstaboy1]

niqqa i saww tht fukin scene wer u put ur hand behind the camera nd u got sum other dices or sum shiit

[Cloud1613]

@popegangstaboy1 Are you too lazy to spell correctly? Or is it that difficult to add the correct letters in where they belong?

[popegangstaboy1]

@Cloud1613 noo u fukin fat white kid thts howw i tlk on the internet

[Cloud1613]

@popegangstaboy1 Gee.. You sure are ignorant. Oh and prejudice if you're already labeling me white and fat. Good luck in life and what ever your gonna do with it. Because people won't hire you when your resume looks like "yo mann i iz appln 4 dis job hurr so i can mke sum mney ya heaaarrrrrrr"

[popegangstaboy1]

@Cloud1613  ok well jtlyk im goin to skool well college in a designers arts nd im doin pretty good so dont be assumen shii

[xxMiZa]

The title of this video is big load of shit

[kalkos]

LOL he said in gunna roll on 11 and move on...it was a 7

[dwat13]

what?????????????

[iloveweeed100]

@rual40 yr prob playin dungeons and dragons type of shit haha

[OGMrLuke]

nice can you teach me how to record a video and then talk over it

[rual40]

GREAT, now try it with a d20. your 6 sides are nothing compared to the d20

[DanceOnM3]

81 People are extremely gullible.

[cooke890]

great malinko!



[EbBlade09]

You are lame!!

[oakroyal]

I wouldn't play against this guy in risk.

[ethomfactusest]

deadcombat has your number mate!! Spot on man!

[heartagramkid123]

you might as well name this video 'how to get shot' LOL! xD

[charmander0924]

1:18 XD!

[charmander0924]

0:18 XD!

[statnak5]

It's a fucking eight holy shit

[LoneNinja321]

whats the song when ur talking?

[jdielaras]

lol the second you rolled 6-2 i rolled 6-2 with my dices ;D

[mafia7555]

he shoots the dice and then edits the video with sound lmfao

[SouthsideSavige]

them bitches loaded!

ii can tell by the way they roll!

[FanArt78]

you wasted my time

[soso12309]

a fucking 8 holy shit



[mrrockyrooster]

FAKE

[FunkTeck]

it looks fake, but i think there is some sort of technique.

Watch this vid.

/watch?v=ys6rYdD8z7Q&feature=r­elated

[darken27]

Post-commentary?

[Ramaboyful]

ur dicing makes me aggressiv

[kmike3]

let us see you talking while you do it...fake.

[MegabillybobRS]

if he was pre-recording then why the fuck would he be calling 7s and 11s?? god you people dont know shit about dice

[gaersofwar]

i don't think it's a total fake. it's pure logic: when you roll 2 dice, 7 will be the most frequently result. in opposite to all the other results, the seven has a one in six chance to be rolled with 2 dice.

[sononia]

ur job must be very interesting

[calebg819]

what is the soccer ball noise

[swordplay4]

the comments were to spot on with the video for that go through watch it close u will see he says it as soon as hes able to and its rolled and on the table some times it takes him a second and besides ive seen people do this it fucking works so before u say something know what your talking about

[VivienneJure]

holy shit a fucking 8 hahahh

[FIipUoFF]

This is so obvious, when you call the numbers before the dice even stop, your a fucking nerd.

[didusaylol]

why dont u try playing celo

[4flatsgang]

lol he just record the video with oiut the sound and then adit it and call it lol...

[TasteForDisaster]

ok, but there's an actual way to cheat at dice, and it's with "loaded dice" or sometimes called gaffed dice i think. where there is a weight inside one side of the dice, which makes it land on that side, but u have to have a regular one too, one that u switch while playing so no one notices...well w/e not sure if that made sense.

[livelyarts49]

bigzz has it exactly right.

[darksideseem]

Jiggaboo Jones owns you!

[hoverantinucshipsin]

what a f'n geek

[MrStrunz22]

sure, but where did you get those?

[BimBumchin]

did you, by any chance, record the commentary AFTER the dice rolls?

[MrStrunz22]

You have any idea where I can find a Tat Dice? The one with faces 6,6,5,5,5,5 ?

[lilpos97]

@MrStrunz22 i have all fives

[MrStrunz22]

@lilpos97 sure, but where did you get those?

[ArianRohani]

funny as fuck hahaha

[stephenatorelite]

He is full of shit. "rhythm rollers" don't shake the dice in their hand, all that does is randomize the dice more upon release.

[danielbenayun]

this is honestly an example of youtube genius. this video is hilarious man.

[dialgarocksful]

can i make my two dices...into one???

[WoebringerofDoom]

i do this in d&d all the time, but i am a dm

[happinessrunns]

what a cheater

[twistedmetal99]

nice vid h0mie MCL!!!

[ccalamuss]

"holy shit a fucking eight." lol

[celloman6]

@ccalamuss lols

[luckviewer777]

its easy record it with out sound and then put an audio to it narrating what will happen i have done it before and it looks great

[EatPieitsGood4U]

haha this is genoius

[imthemanwithdogs]

dude, this is fake. the dice make the same number of noises every time they hit the table

[TKD730]

i liked it!

[Ciukyexacta]

Dice are impossible to control and anybody who tries to do that is a big idiot...

If dice could be controlled then casinos would get squeezed out of money... damn most luck games have dice involved in them! Why? because the probability to get the number that you need is MINIMAL!

[itzLANZY]

@Ciukyexacta Its not impossible under controlled throws or however I should say it. Throwing dices in the casino removes that control since you throw them across a table. Rolling dices from your hands maybe an inch or two can be controlled. Good ol' Jiggaboo Jones can prove it easy.

[tailkite]

@Ciukyexacta You're retarded. Stop talking.

[Deadganon]

@Ciukyexacta That just shows what you know, Dice ISNT impossible to control. Im not saying this guy on the video knows how to do it, I know this is a post-commentary video but Dice can be controled, the reason its not controlled in casinos cuz they require you to throw it way across the table and have it HIT THE END OF THE WALL, and that hitting of the wall will randomize the controled dice throw. If you were allowed to just throw short then its possible to control the dice!!

[ZlGZ4G]

he talks in the video after he has already filmed it. He calls the 11 before the dice stop at 3:14

[trakilla2000]

@ZlGZ4G WE ALL KNOW IT FAKE BUT WHAT U MEAN BY He calls the 11 before the dice stop at 3:14 IF U MEAN HE CALLED IWHEN THEY STOPPED ITS BECAUSE HE CALLED IT LIKE FOR SECONDS AGO WHEN HE ROLLED THE 8 AND SAID HE WAS GOING TO ROLLED A 11 NOW

[CausticHalo323]

oh no he aint lieing my older bro showed me how to do this

[Carloswfi]

this video is super gay

[bigzz1973]

he films himself throwing dice in random sequence, then ho replays it and comments over it. a fake. that is my call

[postmodernnerd]

@bigzz1973 ok.,.....  how do you explain the noise of the dice on the table.

[BimBumchin]

@postmodernnerd i explain that with two audio tracks in vega/premiere/movie maker. it seems to me that he recorded the commentary after the video.

[moppemaffian]

@bigzz1973 lol youre damn right bro! :)

[buzbee1991]

@bigzz1973 i was just about to comment that !

[TrTveT]

Yeah, I'm all wow.

[calderon686]

icp they rule

[DGKewlAid]

in my hood we wuld shoot yo ass fo doin dat

[Ffojt]

Yeah, youre so damn gangsta'!

[threr9]

in my hood to we wuld bust dat chopper bullet at your azz for doing dat

[DGKewlAid]

bitch u aint doin shit, fuckin internet gangstaz

[Deadcombat]

you put the audio in after the video

[BigBill07]

lmao yea good try bro..but anty real dice shooter like my self kno that it was a scam..that y u called random points..cuz u jus dubbed ur voice after u rolled them points..get a life bitch ass craccer

[DudeGuyNimNim]

how did you........

[stevesmith94]

fake bitch

[StEvEnMaDfeb]

oh damn haha dont fuck with this dude in monopoly haha this niggas tight, id hang wit him any day haha learn that dice trick

[Toeknee417]

yea aite dude, play wit me on the street, id shoot ya bitch ass and take all the money have, which is wat? 10 dollers tops that ur mom gave u? bitch ass

[JulianF100]

@Toeknee417 you wont shoot any one

[Toeknee417]

@JulianF100 southern ave southeast dc, southern ave and benning road, anytime

[JulianF100]

@Toeknee417 oh great. another wanna be internet ganster

[Toeknee417]

Far from it, come see

[JulianF100]

@Toeknee417 u kids are funny. i am an original ganster. the mob killed my grandpa while me and my father watched. you think im scared of a punk like you. you must be smoking

[Toeknee417]

then why waste time replying? u know where im at so come or stfu

[IIsp0radicII]

oh lawdy!!! and you spend your days on youtube...way to do your family proud!!! nigger

[pegger417]

I can role a 1

[mrredhatter]

dubbed your voice on after the initial recording

[kazemian9]

you fucking record ur voice on this video. dumb would be ur mom.

[iRUNzooyOrk247]

bet you cant get a 1...

[fullmetalalchemistjd]

BOOOOOO!!!

[Ajmasterb12]

how tha fuck do u do that!

[ghettotaco2]

screw monopoly lol u need to play some C-lo

[Batzik94]

Probably He put in the Sound After Making the vid...

[SketchLegit]

holy smokes you looser you say the f word enough? have fun with your many skills

[jasonsmansion]

one of your many talents...riiiiight

[sexyloser1128]

This video sucks. It teaches you nothing about dice control.

[harunyahyadotorg]

DUBBING! SAYS ELEVEN AFTER IT LANDS!