Monty Python and the Freemasons - The Architect Sketch

[leirgauk]

Why are there so many Masons commenting here? All of you should be ashamed of being part of an organization meant for providing each other with unreasonable advantages and favors on the cost of those outside of the organisation, and at the same time make sure to prevent vitally important laws to prevent such despicable systematic fraudulence from being legislated.

[kirkman667]

@leirgauk fish

[Tougemaster06]

@leirgauk That is why its called a fraternity lol...

[leirgauk]

Why are there so many Masons commenting here? All of you should be ashamed of being part of an organization meant for providing each other with unreasonable advantages and favors on the cost of those outside of the organisation, and at the same time make sure to prevent vitally important laws to prevent such despicable systematic fraudulence from being legislated.

[benrfc]

@leirgauk Why don't you make your own organisation then? You can call it the society for lazy misinformed people who have a grudge. SLMPWHAG

[DerrickGSanders]

i love it. im a DeMolay and i am going to major in Architecture.

[MrFixErit]

Classic - tic-toc, tic-toc, !Ouch...

[kellypfrost]

@zWzld You need to read the book and back up your statements with empirical data.

[joeyh423]

@daveyowl70 how would you know what freemasonry is about at the higher levels. if your not in the organization and you speculate about the higher levels from an outside understanding. how credible do you think you sound?

[noamnine]

5:27 HA HA HA HA

[theoutremerlibrary]

I wonder if the tower was full of T.H. Ermite and had vans full of M/sad and 'bang' like the real incident in 2001.

[NTech005]

It's always the giant hammer that makes it :D

[TheWhiteRose161718]

The occult part is largely window dressing.These are not spiritual people. Just Boss Hog type business people. Lions Club, Elks Club...all fronts for a good ole boy the laws don't apply to us money making corruption network.

[ThreeTwoOneSleep]

Freemasonry is the second largest charitable organisation in the United Kingdom, behind The National Lottery. There's your "preferential treatment". As to our "ridiculous secrecy", you're quite right - we're so secret we've given you an entire badly-researched and even more poorly written website full of information to wrongly judge us. What a judgmental shiteheap you are.

[Judai42]

@ you4080 masons are not luciferian low lives I should know. You should really learn a little more about it or even go to a lodge and talk to the brothers there. Furthermore I find this sketch hilarious :)

[daveyowl70]

@you4080 your ignorant and one of the many sheep that jump on anti freemasonry band wagon, where is the proof that freemasonry worship lucifer, the fact freemason follow lucifer originates from a book written by Leo Taxil called "The Secret Loves of Pope Pius IX" all anti freemason and conspiracy theorist use this book against freemasonry, The author later admitted that the was fictitious ie, he lied. But if you have proof I will be interested to see it.

[daveyowl70]

At you4090, Mason are low life luciferians, the fact that they worship lucifer all stems from a book written by Leo taxil, which years later he admitted was fictitious. All conspiracy theorist and nut jobs use this book against freemasonry, which the author later admitted was fictitious

[salvadory]

people who dont find this hilarious i feel sorry for- either they are humorless or conspiracy nutters- either way what a waste- this is truly brilliant

[liberalatheist]

The author of the channel doesn't get the idea of the clip, he himself put on YouTube :D It doesn't really make fun of masons (well, maybe a little bit), but mainly of idiotic conspiracy theorists, who look for strange handshakes and all that kind of bullshit.

[DixieAbiter]

LOL "I have a second hand apron"

[you4080]

Masons are luciferian lowlife, but they are to ignorant to know that!!!

[6020e3]

i bet none of you guys around here are actually masons. that would be a secret after all, right?

[DickCArbiter]

@6020e3 I can keep a secret.

[lordgluzman]

so are they masons? I feel dumb because I dont see in this video the proof.

[SLjimbolian]

Did you know this is the ARCHITECT SKETCH?.......ARCHITECT SKETCH!.....ARCHITECT SKETCH!......ARCHITECT SKETCH!....ARCHIT *splash* :(

[mrteemumilto]

This is so true about the Illuminati.

[TruthSmack]

Freemasons are freemasons for greed and power only. period.

[radiodarkhorse]

This is brilliant!

[simmojag]

I cant believe I havent seen this sketch, lol I'm a MM . Walking up to my Lodge wont be the same again



[TheBankroll85]

2 2 go

[megamarsvin]

I'm a mason and so's my wife!

[beginization]

@megamarsvin Thaats means your wifes a masonette

[flowerbagel]

@megamarsvin hahahahahaha <3

[Lavihoss]

yes this is what im talking about, come listen to rock the house this way

[1adadada]

lots of Mason apologists in here, quite brazen really.

[slaydizzle]

This is by far one of the funniest things I have ever seen, and being a Mason myself, it's twice as funny.

[beginization]

@slaydizzle Peter Seller and Ronnie Barker was a mason too

[biggs6108]

@slaydizzle hello Brother

[ChrJahnsen]

Being a Freemason myself, when I say this I went ...

BRAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

[bigrider2806]

been a Freemason all my life and i laugh my head of at this . being British you are born with the ability to laugh at yourself

[hiphopfan3051]

@bigrider2806 fuck the nwo

[bigcoolviking]

@bigrider2806 you won't be laughing in hell pathetic masonic satanic ass kisser!

[swingfire0011]

@bigcoolviking And what eveidence do you base your claims on. I am niether a luciferian, satanist or worhiper of any pagan dieties. It would be better if you did some proper research than reguritating old masohophobic claptrap which seems to be recycled on youtube.

[larsjune1]

stop nwo!

[noodlesmealey]

luciferians dont care,theyll laugh at anyone anytime. and theyll LIE LIE LIE.

[TheJim9191]

Conspiracy theorists are some of the stupidest people on the planet.

[junglemike72]

@TheJim9191 And you are leading the pack of idiots, go back to sleep, sheep.

[iannapp]

The pope is the devil i saw a video of him sitting on a chair with an upside down cross carved on the back of the chair He is also a freemason Why are they all making the sign of the devil with their hands?

[Sairutoshrine]

Funny as hell. Not offended

[iorixs]

masons are mass murdering faggots

[brochango]

@iorixs and you sell your children to the pope in exchange for kosher bacon. i don't blame you though, anal probes from aliens would freak me out too if my tinfoil hat blew off

[DrSpankensteinEsq]

@iorixs, to make a comment like that with such conviction you must have first hand experience and since you're still alive did he make you take it in the mouth or ass?

[mfontaine88]

Ok I must admit, as a member of the craft and brother of the order, I did find their mockery of a greeting between brethen quite entertaining. Not insulted at all.

[araregoodguy]

and now they are busy thoroughly screwing civilization nice Babylons whores!

[sunnahproduction]

masons are satanic worshipper...most of them too brainwashed to even know themselfs since they are fooled by power and money. the proof is the all seeing eye that is in their lodge everywhere in the world.. this all seeing eye is the same eye that muslims were warned about the eye of Dajjal.. meaning the eye of Antichrist... any foolish christians who are gonna say that is the eye of god- Heaven forbide!! can be dubunked by the first law of Moses(pbuH)

Do not make image of God

[BCSasqwatcher]

@sunnahproduction Funny how the 'All Seeing Eye' started out as a Catholic symbol for God, then it made it's way through Protestantism until we picked it up in the thirties. God is Love and you are a hate monger, intolerant and simply half educated. When you read books you should actually read until the end of the book, and listen to God Himself sometimes instead of having your preacher do your thinking for you. Gee Whiz you are worse than my two year old son.

[vincent4500]

the all seeing-eye was from the Jesuits, their symbol (the society of jesus was their initial name), and funny that as my Mason friend told me the Supreme Being/Great ARchitect of the UNiverse for Masonry is Lucifer that Bonapartes comment on the Masons being a nefarious antichristian force underneath movement towards a One WOrld Dicatorship for an antichrist like figure...well put it this way, Masonry is part of the Beast System predicted in Revelations, via the evil Catholic church

[brochango]

@sunnahproduction your spelling and grammar betray you

[vincent4500]

@sunnahproduction you are correct! well we can at least say that according to their OWN WORKS, Albert Pike for ex., Lucifer is REITERATED TIME AND AGAIN AS THE SUPREME BEING OF MASONRY...not so funny now...

[sutemohpab]

This sketch and The Stonecutters episode from The Simpsons are my favourite " Masonic" comedy pieces. We have often watched them following Lodge meetings. They never fail to amuse. It really is a pity that all those rabid conspiracy theorists who post anti-Masonic videos are totally lacking a sense of humour. We do have a laugh about the more bizarre ones that claim Masons are all devil-worshiping, shape-shifting aliens who control politics and world banking. If we did, I could retire now!

[leandrostoneshop]

@sutemohpab SpongeBob has a episode hilarious too.

[joshloeb]

@sutemohpab ..YEAHHHHHH...you guys aren't satan worshiping nimrods at all. What's your username BACKWARDS??? ohhhhh. Baphometus. Baphomet isn't satanic at all. Fucking idiot. And to those of you whom are actually masons...you don't have a clue about the mission of your group until and only IF you ever attain the trust and rank/degree. So don't say "we don't do this" until you run the shrine.

[vincent4500]

you say ANTI NWO conspiracists are lacking in humour?lol...heres a joke I made up myself for you:How many 33rd degree Freemasons does it take to change a lightbulb?None, as they're already 'illuminated' from within...

I have a better sense of humour than most, but i also have a brain & an independent mental faculty which Masons usually don't..they join 'to fit in - not to feel left out', or because they think they'll be an Indiana Jones..childishness or conformity drives them..not genuine truth

[GanEdenAustralia]

Freemasonry is a religion despite the denial it is.

[vincent4500]

yes, Masons deny its a religion all the time, yet all their texts CONFIRM it is, ALBERT PIKE states that only the elite princes of Masonry are to know the truth it is a LUCIFERIAN RELIGION, lower Masons are to be INTENTIONALLY MISLED..my Mason friend led me to research & work this out, he was trying to get me to join -they've lost numbers last 20 yrs...& he told i could know amazing secrets...what 'amazing secrets'? well he told me the Great ARCHITECT of Masonry is LUCIFER, he was proud of this!

[marsoft4647]

@vincent4500

I see this rubish all the time. Tell me exactly where a simple single mason like Albert Pike stated any such thing. Every time someone says this they carefully never give a single reference to anything Pike wrote. Most pass it all off as Morals and Dogma. I have a copy of the book on my desk. All this rubish is based on a few sentances taken out of context from an 800+ page book.

(continued)

[mattlambrecht1]

@marsoft4647 I think you're right, but the problem I had with Pike's philosophy in "Morals and Dogma" was that the entire first chapter was a bunch of elitist nonsense about how soceity needs to be socially engineered.. The Lucifer stuff does not matter.. What matters is the megalomaniacal attitude of the establishment.. Of course I don't blame freemasonry alone for this of course. Things are more complicated than that..

[mattlambrecht1]

@marsoft4647 "The FORCE of the people cannot, by its unrestrained and fitful action, maintain and continue in action and existence a free Government once created. That Force must be limited, restrained, conveyed by distribution into different channels, and by roundabout courses, to outlets, whence it is to issue as the law, action, and decision of the State; as the wise old Egyptian kings conveyed in different canals, by sub-division, the swelling waters of the Nile..."

[mattlambrecht1]

@marsoft4647 Is that not a call for the totalitarian compartmentalization of soceity? I'm really not trying to be just purely anti-masonic.. I consider myself an esotericist (Hermetic-Q'abalist) at least in inclination.. but I do have much issue with the establishment ("Black Nobility"/bloodlines), and see that it may be a result of the abuse of the "mysteries" and the formulas/archetypes used to compartmentalize and control populations for individual gain.

[marsoft4647]

@vincent4500

If you read your bible you will find that in the book of revelation Jesus claimed the title Lucifer. Thus if a christian mason followed lucifer, he would be simply following Jesus.

[beginization]

@vincent4500 I would like to know what edition or page number your quoating from of Morals and dogma as I have often tried to find those words on the pages you types list, I am sure your just repeating what you heard on youtube.

What page does jesus admit his lucifer ?

[ManFromMelbourne]

I`m guessing that they were.

[RonnieRambin]

the handshakes at the end were hilarious 

[Supenmanu]

LOL

[LewisMasonic]

You know Lewis Masonic is the world oldest masonic Publisher.

[venicechurchs]

Fascinating Bro. Bidness. You've discovered the true purpose of Freemasonry; To enrich the lives of Freemasons.

[MrEbabylon]

@venicechurchs How does microchipping you're children enrich your life exactly?

[arikat1]

@venicechurchs haha true

[HisEmptyHouse]

@venicechurchs Actually the true purpose of freemasons is to be freemasons.

[reddeacon]

This is hysterical! I'm going to play it for the brothers at our lodge hall. What sort of humorless brother wouldn't get a belly laugh?

[guitar19904]

not even funny

[myway43]

lol, In real life some of them were probably Masons. Freemasonry is nothing like this though, for those wishing to really know.

[jv1701]

Im a Mason and I thought this was funny.LOL

[DaggersDen]

@jv1701 Don't hurt me....... O.O

[AtticusStount]

@jv1701 because there is a seed of truth in the sketch?

[IExposeMormonism]

In the late 1960's the US Gov't wanted us in Vietnam. I wasn't going. But I did think up machines like this one. But it had to save the dog tags or some form of ID so you could claim valid victories. And they say LSD spoils your imagination! I was a wanna be Freemason and didn't know it...I can see clearly now: "Everything is OK".

[halflifeproductionz]

monty python themselves were masons

[klunkeboy]

fuck freemasons

[liddell001]

@stegalXX Grammar sucks too, I see.

[DBSpy1]

This is one of the very few shows I would have loved to do, and paid the price of being a public figure, fantastic show.

[DaigoMoustache]

One of my favourite Python bits. That slow motion handshake is hilarious! They are beyond brilliant.

[TheEnkiTruth]

lol there all masons.

[DayOfTheZen]

READ:

I have been convinced that we, as an Order, have come under the power of some very evil occult Order, profoundly versed in science both occult and otherwise, though not infallible, their methods being BLACK MAGIC, that is to say, electro-magnetic power, hypnotism and powerful suggestion. We are convinced that the Order is being controlled by some Sun Order, after the nature of the Illuminati, if not by that Order itself.

— The Duke of Brunswick (Grand Master of World Freemasonry, 1700s)

[TheEnkiTruth]

@DayOfTheZen lol

[AnAutumnsDay]

Take it John Cleese and the python team weren't Masons then! probably explains why they are so brilliant, no secret help or preferential treatment needed, to make them succesful , just pure talent and it shows!

[DanielAvelan]

@AnAutumnsDay or,they did this vid to everyone thing they're were not masons...

just kidding,everybody knows they're templars

[vincent4500]

in fact i have it from my Mason friend, who is higher up than i thought, that many of them are...JOhn Cleese is the head of his local lodge and very high up regionally for example my Mason friend proudly told me..ever thought that presenting Masonry as a 'laugh', a complete joke takes the sting out of what maybye a nefarious and mafia type of club at least at the higher levels? i know from my friend that the God of Masonry is Lucifer, Python did a good job in making s'thing poss evil a joke..hm

[vincent4500]

ps...my friend showed me his certificate of degree, showing off and at the top showed me the symbol of the pyramid with the all-seeing eye..he said, i quote verbatim: "this eye in the pyramid is the EYE OF LUCIFER, HE IS OUR SUPREME BEING...we call him the GREAT ARCHITECT OF THE UNIVERSE"..the Great ARCHITECT of the Universe..see the connection?also considering the 'New World Order Conspiracy' is rumoured to have mass depopulation of the 'useless eaters' as an aim the abbatoir joke isnt so funny

[musicman02]

@AnAutumnsDay Haven't you noticed how masonic Terry Gilliam's films are though?

[cybergypsies]

Most NWO elite members are Masons, but not all Masons are part of the NWO elite.... ;-) Anyway, masonry is only one of the many secretive mafia-like sub-cultures around... All quite boring actually - I would prefer to hang out with John Cleese or Terry Gilliam than autocratic over-rated elitists!

[AnAutumnsDay]

I think 3:15 about sums them up!

[dragon4a1976]

i didnt see the humor in this video

[sutemohpab]

We often watch this and other amusing videos about Freemasonry after Lodge meetings. The favourite one among the Brethren is the Simpsons "Stonecutters" episode. If only Freemasonry did give us the kind of preferential treatment that many people seem to think we enjoy, I could quit my job and just focus on controlling World Banking and taking over the World. After all we are a part of the New World Order!

PS Isn`t the chap at the bus stop a member of the Elks as well as being a Freemason?

[memoriesofhpl]

My favourite conspiracy theory about the Masons is that they (Im not one but would like to be one one day) worship the Devil. Did you know Albert Pike summoned the Devil every Friday at 3PM? No? I'm sure its a surpirse to him too...

[3642130]

@sutemohpab yeah, american masons can't organize a banquet, let alone secretly control anything. be careful as these profane interneters don't know the sophia code of baphomet/wisdom, and those childish satanists have stolen it!

[AwesomeMullet69]

you're a porch mason

[Cactuar678]

the Gumbys = Amazing!!

[TheRealCates]

Monty Python is the most overrated garbage ever. NONE OF IT IS FUNNY! It's just a bunch of fucking British people yelling.

[MrAlwaysThinkin1]

You should watch the whole vid, before you leave a comment

[clydeshouse]

Sort of like Youtube comments,

only they don't have to come from British people

[salvadory]

@TheRealCates well it takes intelligence to get their comedy- stick to adam sandler- he's probally more up your alley- you know fart jokes etc etc

[ilovemetallica01]

Ahh, they don't make comedy like this anymore!

[MasonMan16]

the freemasons are nothing like this

[gerard1875]

Correct

BIG G

[Sakimonk]

4:05 what does he say? I nearly got into what?

[mcquirke]

@Sakimonk

"I nearly got in at Hendon" which is a reference to the Metropolitan Police college in London.

[OpenBoxDesigns]

I nearly got in in London... I believe.

[OpenBoxDesigns]

No, at Hendon.. My mistake.

[AntiGrav510]

'Hendon'

[wojtas1022]

I nearly got into Hendon ( mason lodge)

[Zxdftyu]

They're caled 'the five yorkshiremen'

[Wyrmshadow]

someone please explain what the characters in the first 50 seconds were indended to be? I've seen them a few times in various Python scetches but I don't get the joke. Village idiot?

[kurtilein3]

its spam. they represent spam.

[Sakimonk]

Hard to explain really, if you were British it would make more sense I suppose.

[SessionSavant]

They're called the Gumbys. They appear regularly in Python works, always wearing du rags, sweater vests, lederhosen, suspenders, rain boots, and a Hitler mustache. They are also always named Gumby. For example, in one episode, one is named "Professor R. Gumby".

[vinavon]

very British! but somehow funny... even though I am not British

[IamTheRealSolidSnerk]

@vinavon Only the British have humour

[WEBuk1]

ohhh u just got ragged jk

[schattenfaust]

Watch "Coupling" funniest tv show ever produced.

And yeah British Made.

[Meesaoh]

they are mister Gumpys

[mcquirke]

@Wyrmshadow

The character was known as Gumby, it just became a running gag in Python with no meaning.

[66420192]

YOU BLACK BALLING BASTARDS!

[dennismorre]

lolz

[LeppKingGathbertI]

the gumbys lol

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