Heinz's Unveils New Ketchup Packets

[Aaronnoraator]

GENIUS

[koulombe]

@MathewWard1234 .. Maybe.. but do you think the likes of SuperStinkyfart will take the time to rinse it out and put it in the recycling bin.. ??

[AbuBishir]

that has to be one of the smallest bugers ever

[carpii]

all these companies who pretend to care about the environment.

It all goes out the window as soon as they see ways to make some quick extra cash

[koulombe]

Oh good.. more plastic packaging for the landfills ..

[SuperStinkyfart]

@koulombe fuck ya' love dat shit

[MathewWard1234]

@koulombe Plastic can be melted down and reused.

[GameaPlaya]

HIDE THE BLUEPRINTS!!!

[twichy305]

ummmmmmmmmm burger 

[florlatina120]

this is the ketchup spiderman uses

[Julesocarina64]

I saw a 30 second commercial for 25 seconds of how to use a ketchup packet?

[ManicRaider]

...Genius!

[dadnapt24]

wow, we invented planes, cars, trains, even the fricken pyramids, but something such as the ketchup packets, why, its a revolution around the world. Makes me think, will china ever stop inventing all this great stuff?

[TheModernExplorer]

the advertisement is longer than the video

[rangerconrad]

Still waitng. I haven't seen these anywhere since they were introduced a year ago.

[fairtaxhtown]

@rangerconrad Chick-Fil-A has them! As simple as they are, its AMAZING how much they change your fry experience...

[IbanezArtist13]

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[FlagsRox14]

I saw these yesterday for the first time :) i got one at chick-fila 

[KartKing4ever]

When the fuck are these coming out I mean FUCK

[pimpasaurus4221]

@KartKing4ever chick-fil-a has um

[KartKing4ever]

@pimpasaurus4221 I haven't seen em once yet.

[truth2belief]

why did I have to watch an advertisement to watch this advertisement?

[ItalianStallion5454]

top notch journalism CBS!

[randoguy101]

but is it automatic?

[yosoccerboy]

Sliced bread just got PWNED

[kkknl]

Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood? (I got the AD with the woodchucks)

[XSouthXNightX]

Is it me, or has the news gotten a little less watchable lately?

[rudeeciso]

Thanks CBS! I know I can always trust you for the most important news!

[DecepticonDevastator]

It takes 40 years to make new Packets. Man, Humanization is messed up.

[ComradeTiki]

@DecepticonDevastator I think you mean Humanity. Unless we're trying to make the ketchup easier to sympathize with.

[heartlessvietboy]

Ketchup with French Fries has got to be the most horrible combination ever! Ketchup tastes disgusting alone, yet equip it with French Fries.

[TheEditingShop]

What the fuck did I just watch? My eyes were just raped.

[ZantherTsuki]

Why was it necessary to watch 20 seconds of advertisement and then a 20 second video. Fuck this shit, Youtube.

[tombraidertuff]

is it like in a little bowl ? lol

[sneakysqwurts]

@O8ZERVA i laughed so hard at ur comment lol

[sneakysqwurts]

dozens of years of people being so pissed off at these tiny ass hard to open piece of shit ketchup packets and it took them this long?!?!?!??!!?!?! fuck you assfishes!!!

[legodemon123]

I got one of those new ketchup packs from the thanksgiving parade in New York

[interneti]

This is so stupid. I can't believe that guy in Detroit is suing Heinz for this.

[RoboTekno]

epic

[atunick14]

thats a small burger.

[sadguyfoundout1]

How the FUCK does this have 50k views?

[spotthechihuahua]

how does this have 50k views!!!!!???

[IloveCupcakesandTea]

hahaha lol this is silly why is it on the news ahha lol

[xcowsxgoxmooxx]

HOLY SHIT, IT'S EVEN MORE INGENIOUS THAN THE SNUGGIE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DIDN'T THINK OF THIS SOONER!

[BossHossGT500]

This is the only thing I've given a damn about in years. Thank you, Heinz!!!

[revngeWAR]

This is news?

[blacknwhite6969]

I'M OLD GREEGG

[xxdancefloorxx]

OMGG ,

Let the whole world kricken praise that bad ass .

Seriously , guys .

its JUST ketchupp .

like honestllyy.

[xxChecker102xx]

omg! awesome!

[Planetary0]

The first technological advance of the 2010s....

[THEanthony12101]

Im glad i live in Pittsburgh, WE WILL CONQUER THE WORLD WITH OUR REVOLUTIONARY TECHNOLOGY OF KETCHUP PACKET........and maybe medicine(not to important though)

[xoNickJisaCutieox]

this is better

[ScreamoEscape]

I have heard about this for a while but haven't seen them anywhere. Has anyone been anywhere they have gotten one of these?

[ThatOneGuy831]

When i seen this i was like "Holy Shit!!" i want to try it!!!

[thedarkaurora]

I cant believe this made news. Its still just Ketchup.

[VaderNES]

It's bloody brilliant!

[ShouldaSaidNo]

lmaooo thats so cute!

[jacksonbrazeau]

yo yu could easily store weed in that when yur dun

[curiousfangle]

omg are you kiddin me?? this loses the significance of the 'old' traditional ketchup packet..

why make these? just pour some of the old ketchup packets onto your plate or whatever you're using. way to go (lazy) america.

[bigwigwigbig]

ABOUT FUCKING TIME

how much ketchup did they have in the old packages? i mean i could rub out like 3 times the amt old ketchup packets had

[AwsomeSevenChicks]

my sch

[jaypark97]

woah! IT'S REVOLUTIONARY!!!(seriously)

[KartKing4ever]

so bullshit waste of plastic (money)

[Jimbodawg]

Fucking revolutionary shit right here.

Our children's children will be spoiled.

[GamersPlaylist]

u'd think being CBS they would have video...or at least sound....

[ilovesimspets]

wow. ketchup. i just wasted 25 secs of my life.

[mthatguy1111]

@ilovesimspets well jackass you clicked the video after seeing the title, so you wasted your own time XD

[ilovesimspets]

yes, i just said that "i just wasted 25 secs of my life." quote the "i" and "my" and you didn't post the video. its like your defending it!

[mthatguy1111]

@ilovesimspets yes, but you saw the title, what dd you expect to see? even if it wasted your time, you shoulve realized it was gonna

[LtDanMon]

just use a regular ketchup bottle...

and if you need to dip, then pour some on your plate/bowl.

Why do we really need this?

[mutatedchicken]

its not like its gonna be expensive, just makes life easier, its like the move from the glass bottle to the plastic one.

[ilovesimspets]

we don't.

[123456bibikun]

AH-MAZING!

[ClassenGuitars]

SO LEGIT!

[SoulfreshhPwns]

i cant find these awesome ketchup packets! where can i get some?

[BaconGod94]

:O epic

[garrettj94]

the world is changed!!! new ketchup pack!!!

[UsTube]

NEWS WORTHY

[k00lball3r]

pretty dank

[BrianaRene1]

they might have a cure for cancer!

[babooningsten]

OMFG SO INTELLIGENT!!@!@!

[GWhiz99]

This story would have been of great interest to me about 20 years ago. Now, I rarely eat fast food and haven't consumed manufactured ketchup in a number of years either. I'm 38, but I probably ate more than my share of that stuff for a lifetime as a teen and young adult from the mid 1980s - early 1990s. For my high school lunch during my junior year through graduation (1987-1989), I had french fries they sold for .75 cents in the cafeteria. They gave ketchup packets with each order. Great stuff!

[spaceeskimo11t]

@GWhiz99 the relevance is stunning

[crispier92]

Why couldn't they put ketchup in the same containers as the chicken nugget dipping sauces, could have saved them all the millions of dollars they put into this, and you can still take the top off and pour the ketchup onto the burger.

[bomberfun1]

Finally.......I had this idea many years ago....

[GnarlyNutSack]

STFU ALL YOU HENIZ HATERS!

[rjacksonca]

Brilliant, nothing like adding more plastic to packaging when it was never needed in the first place.

[dsouzand]

a new way to keep America fat and looking bloated

[kherse14]

better than curing a cancer

[iheartrainbows88]

wow. what a stupid comment.

[rushingspirit28]

COOL!!!

[duhCider]

I, for one, welcome our new ketchup overlords.

[AIDINSWE]

wow

[nicks75]

Oh good, now we probably have to pay extra for packets now at fast food restaurants. .

[CjAz91]

Thank God!

[TheRetiredtrucker]

...God im actually looking forward to dec 21, 2012

[TheBrownTies]

that burger looks good

[DoomMantia849]

*head explodes*

[Rupert5432]

The audio is my favorite part.

[sakal88]

yeah so peaceful

[EB88]

Now if only they could do something like this for soy sauce

[rivera0213]

Holy crap. This is revolutionary.

[andrey0ll]

YES FINALLY

[shampoovta]

I get Ranch Dressing for my fries now. I know a lot of people who ask for ranch instead now.

[TheInfo101]

How about they do something good & take out High Fructose Corn Syrup (HFCS) out of their ketchup!

AP had a report a few months back how 1/3 of all HFCS products tested had high lvls of Mercury!

Here are some great documentaries to check out to get more info!

Food Inc. - King Corn - The World According to Monsanto - Sweet Remedy

Most should be free on youtube!

[DionYoxD]

ohmygaga

[icognito01]

Wow, thousands years of advanced civilization and this is the highest form of technology

[ultimatefaith2]

fall 2010... meh i can wait. (one month later) i need to get tha PaCKet!!!!!

[NookSurfer]

Really...? wow....you figure they'd come up with something better to do on their spare time.

[wutdaFU3K]

OMG We JUst SolveD GlObal WArmIng!!!

[st4ticblu3]

Now fast food will charge you for ketchup. lol

[JMarisela18]

Rob Kardashian is super happy bout this!

considering he puts ketchup on EVERYTHING he eats! lol

[tex409z]

i love it!!! we need this in our school

[LegalizeWeed2010]

oh wow awesome. there should be another hole in it for a straw.  yaaaaay

[kokonutkraz8y1]

haha nice...ew though...

[KrsJin]

My life just got better. Thank you Heinz.

[3cbc]

Well thats taken care of , now all we need are the jet packs and we're good to go. XD

[TheKoreanX]

Just what we need, a way to make the lives of the obese easier.

[Xscenelaura]

this is absolutey rediculous! are they going to be at mcdonalds?

[brrtown]

When I see Heinz products all I can think of is John Kerry.

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[1zappa]

So why is this news?

[esterdamien]

I don't know about you, but this is a lot more important to me than Michael Jackson's death.

[drunkdecoy]

@esterdamien QFT

[AgentSpeed92]

OMG wat a pointless video

y did i even watch it i h8 ketchup >:(

[BigKwell]

@AgentSpeed92 Hey, have you ever eaten at Carl's Jr? They don't supply ketchup cups and I think that new package would be really handy! Beats squeezing the ketchup on the tray mat!

[HancockYo]

thats frekin awesome

[BeatingNgSource]

Interesting how this has gotten so much more comments than any video depicting actual, important news...

[chaosdragon1212]

BRING BACK GREEN ONE BIUTCHES

[GreatBritishGamers]

that's awesome!

[Sing17jazz]

That is sooo cool. It's like a mini bottle/ dipping tray in a packet!

[mrbean29125]

AWESOME

[ingoatd]

this isn't worth a video

[BlackKingX]

@ingoatd YOU CAN JUST GO TO HELL. This is SO worth a video.