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  • He chase like tom and jerry

  • CHINGA TU MADRE PENDEJO ESO VIVA MEXICO

  • YO SOY EL GRANDO SMOKIO!!

  • Has nobody noticed that Big Smoke is using a WOODEN bat?

  • El Grandio Smokio

  • BOO! Asshole..

  • BOO!

  • Lol I love the way CJ says Asshole lol.

    0:05 "Aysshoe"

  • This mission can kiss my ass, such a fucking pointless mission -.- 

  • i heard that if you will have fat over 50% and fail this mission Smoke will call you about your fatness LOL

  • YEH ! MOTHER FUCKER BIG SMOKE ! *bam* Remember that name >:-(

  • 0:06 BOO!!! :D :D Asshole :D

  • BS: " Hey - excuse me, Jose, yo soy El Grando Smokio, and I want that grass, comprende? Hehehehe..."

    Jose: "Eh, fuck you cabron..."

    CJ: "What?" XD

  • the little soundtrack whenever C.R.A.S.H turns up sound kind of nice and chill ;)

  • El Grando Smokio is too fat to catch his cousin.

  • chinga a tu madre,

  • El Grandio Smokio = Big Smoke. FTW.

  • Escuse me Jose,yo soy El Grandio Smokio XD

  • the police theme...

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  • orale ese!

  • hey can u upload your gta sa audio file for me pls because i cant hear big smoke or any body else when he is talking on street during the game only when there is a scene i can hear it

  • That line the Vargas gang member says at 2:20, what does that mean?

  • @unknown234 means Go f*** your mother

  • @unknown234

    late response but '' fuck your mother, dickhead''

  • "mary" as in marijuana??

  • violence, violence, and more violence

  • 3:08 I killed him with a micro uzi, easy as hell

  • GTA Missions. What song was playing from User Track Player from 1:00? I really like it.

  • @ShinnokPrime band: Rehab, song: Bump

  • @GTAmissions Tysm for your response.

  • what first user track player song name

  • lol on this misson the running part i kept failing till i took out a cannon and took a shortcut to where the car is as soon as he got in the car BOOM (GTA mission completed song)

  • Big Smoke needs to go at the GYM

  • This one's freakin' easy ^^

  • I have two questions, how do you make Cj run on PC. And how do make your gta san andreas not lag or make it go slow?

  • its hard to drive whit keyboard but you make it look easy

  • BOO! Asshole

  • "You dont look like you need this no mo!" lmao

  • Smoke: Hey - excuso me, jose, yo soy El Grando Smokio, and i want that grass? Comprende?

    Vagos: Eh, fuck you cabron.

    Carl: what?

    Smoke: Now that ain't nice. Coughio up el weedo, before i blow your brains out all over the patio.

    Vagos: Chinga a tu madre, pendejo.

  • hahahaha fuck you kavron!!!....chinga a tu mandre!!

  • boo...asshole and then caughio up el weedo before i blow your brains out all over the pattio

  • why don't ya use cheats

  • dis mission s easy i min dis 1 s preti easy

  • My 'Couhin'......XD That cracked me up

    Everyone is my cousin!

  • I'm Big Smoke's cousin =)

  • suck los vagos

  • "BOO!!" ... asshole... hahahahahahahaha

  • "Everybody is my cousin" LMAO. That is one of the best lines I ever heard in a gta game.

  • coughio up el weedo before i blow your brains out all over the patio

  • Minutes

    0:05

    2:06

    2:18

    jajajaja XD

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  • Lol

  • " fuck you dickhead " lol they say that i think

  • all u do is go to da car b4 he get there and blow it up and then shoot him

  • Hello, oie since(as,like) do I record the TV? Please if you say to me 5/5 and I subscribe

  • Easy Mission..

  • 2:19

    :)(:

    o-o

  • 2:07.

    :p

    O_o

  • nice video

  • boo!

  • hahaha gta is so awesome..

  • The song is Bump by Rehab.

  • what camera do u use

  • caughio up el weedo, before i blow your brains out over the pattio! lmao

  • LMA0 ... THAT WAS HiLARi0US!

  • chingo a tu madre,pendejo

  • lol he said fuck in spanish

  • BOO! xD

  • i love this mission..Chinga a tu madre pendejo..like this part

  • you have to do the ambulance game and complete all 12 lvls... the best place to do it is by mt. chiliad

  • i usually take a car and hit him. it`s much easier. anyway, do you know how to increase my max life level?

  • 2:19 xD

    ich liebe dieses spiel

  • is there a code or someshit i can use to slow time for npcs like slow mo some shit cuase im stuck on og loc and shit

  • i h8ed tat mission fuck. shit took me like 10 tries to get through that shit.

  • niga

  • loool in my school my friends always says chinga tu madre pendejo xD it means fuck you motherfucker

  • el weedo

  • what are you wearing?

    -gtamissions

  • there is an easy to pass this mission just shoot the running dog and mission passed!

  • when im on a mission in the car and they speak i cant hear them i only see subtitles whys that?

  • what mission do u get the googles

  • taht and "does the pope shit in the woods"

  • song on 1:32

  • there is a faster way to do it all you have to do is take a car and go to the car the running dog is going to the blow up the gas tank

  • damn dat mexican had some big money bro lol

  • "caughio up el weedo, before i blow your brains out over the pattio."

    Best quote ever. xD

  • What's the name of the song playing when Big Smoke is talking to the Vagos?

  • yo soy el grando smokio,

    and i want that grass? comprende?

    eh,fuck you cabron.

    caughio up el weedo,before i blow your brains out over the pattio.

    chinga a tu madre,pendejo. XD HAHAHA!!

  • I fell off my chair laughing at the part "Eh, fuck you cabron" LOLZ

  • Wat does "chinga a tu madre" mean?? Fuck your mother???

  • just like 'insult your mother'.

  • lol smoke got pwned

  • rofl at the beginning it sounds like poo more like boo.

  • lol at 1:32

  • hehe big smoke i can say smoke! she thinking he have all peapol some cousin men that is noob Asshole he is and what is chinga a tu madre

  • fool he meand cousin as drugs

  • smoke is very wierd... he thinks everybodyis his cousin... what a loser

  • for pc version, tapping space, if you have enough micro uzi ammo, you can perform meelee attack

  • why can't you use auto-aim on the PC version?

  • it's easier to just aim with the mouse really.

  • easier and better than Vice City and GTA III

  • @GTAmissions What is the name of that song?

  • @GTAmissions how2 auto-aim on pc?

  • @Kingofeurope Auto-aim on PC? Only if you are playing with gamepad. Maunal aim with mouse is 100% better on PC.

  • This is a prob a stupid question, i have had the game 2 weeks, and i cant figure out how to run, how do i run?

  • hold X on ps2, space bar on PC.

  • naaa dont listen to gtamissions heres a glitch keep tapping x and u'll never run out of stamina if u hold u'll lose it

  • el grando smokio -- Chinga tu madre pendjeo--- Get HIM SMOKE _---- AWSOME

  • its sooo simple done in 2 mins

  • mexico... scoop... mary... cousin... big smoke... whats with all the drug run referances?

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    cougho up el weedo b4 i blow your brains out all over the patio - bs lol

  • In the UK edition of XBOX magazine, it says that GTA4 is only 66% complete WTF!! i hope there are no delays in its release!!

    how many mexican cousins do you have BJ ?? LOL!! ;)

  • lol, none! I have cousins in Spain though!

  • Hey man, so long as you don't have a cousin in Columbia, you are alright with me- chill!

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