Shocking Chainsaw Sculpture created by city workers in Public Park, Middleton WI March 5, 2010

[shaggyrory]

Tax money well spent!!!!

[Farmallbarn]

Wow.. Find the humor in life. And the reason he may have seemed hostile is because you were in an area that you could be killed in. They know where there workers are but not where you are when a tree falls. Grow its called entertaining laughing and loggers need humor too.

[2012GreenGhost420]

Just a bunch of construction workers with "Small Penis Syndrome" LOL

WRONG BUT FUNNY

[mthrnatrsson1]

JUST CHOP IT OFF...GO HOME GET A SAW AND SAW IT OFF..

[luvUtube247]

haha @ woodpecker, Yeah I agree, shoulda made it, cut it off, then took home for wife/friends for more laughs, not leave in public park. People are complete idiots these days

[straty01]

I read your site and thought you sounded interesting but after watching this....c'mon its FUNNY!!!! People have a sense of humor, you need to laugh once in a while

[PistolPackingPatriot]

@straty01

What, didn't you hear ME laughing several times during the video? And in my description I admit it is funny. But leaving it there was (a) stupid and (b) insulting. But the most offensive thing was being interrogated by the King's Workers.

I know, I get called a "prude" for this video. Believe me, I'm no prude. That's why I'm leaving it up.  Hey, not ALL my videos can be awesome!

Thanks for watching and commenting. I still laugh every time I see that wooden weiner.

[seanfenrir]

very inappropriate. The people commenting remind me of the parents of kids who like Brittany Spears."Oh its harmless music" yea until your little girl is chanting "But all the boys and all the girls are begging to if you seek amy". Perverted.

[saintsnbraves2]

Take that, you hippy tree huggers!

[CephalicZyklon]

hahaha funny shit, and the dude that taped this get a fucking life haha

[PistolPackingPatriot]

UPDATE: 8/8/2010

I should mention that by far the most offensive aspect of this incident, not mentioned in the video, was the attempted intimidation and interrogation I experienced at the hands of the apparent foreman at the site. He drove up to me on the green tractor and with clear hostility asked me "what I was doing." It may seem innocuous, but think about it. That is NOT acceptable. I was not doing anything wrong. I am not the King's subject, to be hassled like a slave.

[SororThothma]

What is wrong with a penis? Most men have one. Granted, that particular attempt at wood sculpture is a pretty crude anatomical depiction. However, in regard to a child seeing it and asking about it - any mentally healthy (& sexually healthy) adult should be able to speak with a child and tell them that a penis is part of their natural humanness and played a major role in bringing both the child & the parent into the world. Why poison them by saying a penis is bad or wrong or "filthy?"

[PistolPackingPatriot]

@SororThothma Because this robs both parents and children of their right to choose the time and place to discuss sexuality. So, in your philosophy, it would be perfectly OK for an adult male to flash his genitals at your six-year-old girl at the mall because HE felt it was "time for her to learn what a penis is?" I am neither a prude nor a religeous zealot. I'm a libertarian, and respect freedom in all its forms. Your argument holds no water. But I do appreciate your civil tone.

[SororThothma]

With all due respect, you come across as a prude/religious zealot (probably due to Christian imprinting). And my point does indeed hold water. If my child were flashed by an adult male my child would simply say "why do people make such a big deal about something so insignificant as a penis?" My child would say this because my child would know about human physical anatomy and that the society we live in is perversely retarded in many regards, especially intellectually, sexually & philosophically.

[PistolPackingPatriot]

@SororThothma PS - In any case, it was still wholly inappropriate for city workers to create this monument on the taxpayer dollar. I respect the rights of nudists and libertines to raise their children as they see fit (within reason), but I also insist on the same freedom of choice in raising my own children. I'll decide for myself when to expose them to a foot-long cock, thank you.

[elrugged1]

yeah, but you take your kids anywhere in America and they see the shit everywhere. Especially DC. These sickos and their obelisks, bunch of retards.

[daedon]

Wow. You are the sick one, the filthy one. It's a PENIS, not a massacre. Also, that could have been made on a break, did you ever consider that? In every 8 hour day, employers are required by law to give breaks. Every single employer. And, a simple sculpture like that could be done in minutes, and only a few of them at that.

Back to my original point: IT IS ONLY A PENIS. A body part. Natural. Yet you call it filthy. I pity any children you might have, and the therapy they'll need.

[PistolPackingPatriot]

@daedon I like your philosophy, daedon. Please send me your address, so I can wait for your children to leave the house for school in the morning, and teach them all about anal sex. Oh, now I've offended you, right? Only you have the universal moral compass for everyone to follow. Wooden cock = OK.  Anal kiddie porn = NOT OK. Gosh, it's all getting so complicated!

[daedon]

@PistolPackingPatriot Haaaaa. For the record, I wouldn't mind if my children learned about anal sex at a reasonable age. Knowledge is power, it really is. But let's just take a reasonable look at this: I was just pointing out that by making children scared and uncomfortable with bodies in general we are damaging them in irreparable ways. Now, you take that and somehow make a connection to anally raping children? Wow. That's... breathtaking.

[daedon]

@PistolPackingPatriot People need to learn about sexuality at some point in their life, right? And I'm not saying this should be something they learn about with their ABC's. But, at some point they do need to learn about it, and preferably before they're being gang raped at a kegger when they're a teenager.

[luvUtube247]

@daedon That has got to be the dumbest shet I have ever heard. How about slapping you daughter over head with a dildo. I mean hell, you seem up for that.

Your either a complete FOOL, or you have no kids....well, let's hope not!!

[daedon]

@luvUtube247 Wow. You people are incredible, you really are. Just because I don't think that a child is going to be scarred for life from seeing a phallus in a park doesn't mean I think they should be hit in the face with dildos. I mean really, how do you people even come up with this crap? We all have genitals, and by making kids uncomfortable with them we are essentially telling them a part of them is wrong and filthy, thereby making them messed up for the rest of their life.

[makthnife]

get over yerself. i mean really. get a life

[PistolPackingPatriot]

@makthnife Blow me asshole. Seriously.

[tsunajov]

@PistolPackingPatriot

You would probably like that now wouldn't you? har har

[seamstobe]

Those tree killers sure leave a mess. I think you have to be an idiot to have a job these days. That woodpecker is pretty funny but tells you what they were thinking about all day. They should have taken it home though. Hilarious stupidiy.

[uglyfacedave]

@seamstobe I'd like to see you do that work fucknuts. It's not for anyone, just cuz the pay isnt great doesnt mean any moron like you could do it.

[seamstobe]

@uglyfacedave Sorry but I prefer the real thing sticks and stones. lol

[uglyfacedave]

@seamstobe uhhh....no you were bashing tree work. I'm saying its not easy.

[d0861]

Wood.

[wildfire53575]

Why hide the fact that dane county is run by perfs. let it be in the summer you will not see it unless you are looking for it , the chairs are nice most of got bord or on break and wanted to set down. thanks to this watch dog now every one will now about the carving some times just stay quit.

[cleverjoe]

Nothing like getting back to nature. That's hilarious!

[2clones]

"Slap in the face.."? At least the artist left the woodpecker in the woods for a few to find. You brought it to the internet for all to see. You are worse than the chainsaw crew you pervert! LOL

[billeklub1]

Yeah, shocking: a piece of wood cut by a saw. Get your mind out of the gutter.

[HotMafiaPrincess]

Thanks for sharing. Nice to know that our tax money is being put to good use?? and how much do these guys get paid per hour? It's nice to know my 10 year old little cousin could walk go to the park and play and see a GIANT PECKER. Thanks

[danw2112]

Should bring this up to the next city council meeting.

[makthnife]

@danw2112 now THERES a waste of time, money, and energy

[thevoice32]

Wow!!!! these guys might get into trouble for that.

[PistolPackingPatriot]

@TheMos2818

Ya know, that's kind of what inspired me to post this video. I don't want to get the chainsaw guy fired. But I want to return the contempt that the Parks system shows ME if I want to smoke a cigarette, build a fire, camp, fish, or hunt an arrowhead or a Morel mushroom or a Ginseng root or step off the "marked trail."  Everything is prohibited or regulated. Screw 'em.

[seamstobe]

@PistolPackingPatriot Hey I feel you there. We are not supposed to have a campfire when camping. How ridiculous can you get.

[PistolPackingPatriot]

@TheMos2818

You are a master of Gubmint Babblespeak!  Where did you learn it? Must have been in a Gubmint school? LOL. Awesome.

[ionacaddy]

WOW they're growing out of the ground now? LOL!

Maybe you should call the Parks & Recreation ppl and tell them someone left a woodpecker in the park... haha! Someone could HURT themselves on that thang!

[lemmyliquor]

i want to see the new growths..... i will look like pubes.... hahahahahahahaha! im guessing they used it to break in the greenhorn...!

[kellylynn9999]

Wow....you're right they could of cut it down after they got a chuckle.

Boy oh boy is someone in trouble.....

Great video...thank you for sharing!