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  • oh my god.

  • love everything, however can you personally inbox me can you explain the 16 red and 13 black issue,and between me and you before you "humm'd & sung to yourself on walking up to the table", does the number red 25 happen to be the key to the winning red 30 :) :) :) :)

  • by far my favorite character ever and you got it just right ,excellent stuff

  • This is not the Derren you're looking for!

  • darren your crazy but i love all the show's you do maby you can help me hypnotise my mate's tweet me please @deacarmegmax thenk you

  • I cannot stop watching this! :')

  • dont like swearing do you Derren you look down when the f word is said but well caught by looking up while head is down. iam just trying to learn about cold reading can you give me any help of hints

  • Brilliant!

  • Holy what. How?!

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  • We are going to find out in a few years Derren is going to confess he was Stewie all this time and was just biding his time in order to mass Mind-Rape Americans.

  • Trying to figure out if this is a good impression. Or if Derren has tricked me into thinking that this is a good impression.

  • @Naffini these aren't the droids you're looking for...

  • Brilliant.

  • Derren, that's really good! .....A bit toooooo good

  • Hahahahahahahaha awesome

  • Derren, Derren, Derren, Derren, Derren. I love you. I know I'm barking up the wrong tree, but I really do. :')

  • and i shall never grow up...

  • Derren brown

  • HE IS SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIICKKKKKKKKKK

  • lol

  • 0:40 lol

  •  I feel... gay. :)

  • Derren This Is Amaze xD <3

  • awh what a cutie <3

  • you are sick! lol just ace voice! good work!

  • @AjaxMonks, Stop smashing massive lines of coke every weekend, worked for me, for now. Sneeze.

  • Best impression ever! It's exactly him!

  • yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah,

  • that was amazing!!!

  • oh my god!!! Just when you think one man can't get any better.. amazing.

    So whens he gona take over the world? seriously. i can't wait.

  • Haha, Brilliant!

  • I like the things Derren does (although some of it can be ridiculous) and this is one of the best.

  • what a total boss

  • hahaha this is sooo funny, swear he does the actuall voice for stewie haha

  • Hhahahaha Omg His Good Lol his The best

  • ...scarily hott in this video.

  • But the mind control device still isn't finished!?

    ...or is it!?

  • fucking awesome

  • lol smug guesswork :P <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

  • Derren! How about an experiment in NZ? I've got a really good idea. Yep, think about it. Get in touch with me, I know you will if you wanted to :)

  • Never gets old.

  • omg he is an actual legend !!! wonder if a level phycology will let me do stewie griffin :D

  • funny thing is, derren most likely has a mind control device :D

  • @250bandos Thanks to his misdirection, suggestion, showmanship and whatever else he lists as the source of his ability, he does. It's called his brain. ;)

  • LOL!!!

  • haha laughed very hard !

  • ...I came.

  • 84 people didnt realise they are cunts.

  • I think he just hypnotized us to like the vid

  • haha that was funny. and unexpectedly so

  • no no no, i don't think that was an impression of Stewie, i think Stewie does an impression of Derren.

  • that was awesome

    

  • Did you do well, did you well

    no, of course you fucked it up didnt you

    LOL

  • I am going to marry him one day. Definitely.

  • @LettyLovesCheese umm.. you do know he's gay? lol

  • I'm just looking around trying to see if there's anything that he may subliminally be hypnotising us with :L

  • balding midolle-aged maaaan

    

  • He's like my favourite gay guy :D

  • @ItsBenji90 Derren?

  • hah well done mate

  • im going to see him live in may I LOVE THIS MAN!!

  • :D he should be new stewie griffin

  • khool whhip

  • so he hates his job?

  • LOVE DERREN!!

  • Lol you rule

  • he is hypnotising us into thinking its stewie :)

  • its a mindtrick !!!

  • did this live in the enigma show... Literally loved it :D

  • I thought he was going to change the shape of his head.

  • Awesome!

  • derren i got a job offering for ya, i got this deth ray gun and I have the mayor's daughter.. i' tranmitting this message in form of a comment so that noone will think that it's for real. everythings setup. get going. over.

  • loool.... who requested this in theh first place? looool

  • this makes me laugh every time

  • Wow. Wow. Wow.

  • That's Amazing!!!!!

  • lol

  • Awesome XP 

  • Hi Derren,

    I suffer from really bad panic to the point where it destroys my life. I used to play semi-professional football, lead a fun and active life but when I was 19 I became obsessed with my heart after a bout of palpitations and now I'm 23 and I am too scared to exercise, I've quit playing football, I am too scared to go too far outside of my home town for fear of recurrent palpitations. Can you help me get my life back?

    Please LIKE so Derren can see this! I beg you :-(

  • @AjaxMonks do you....smoke weed?

  • @MCDEVVOMAN No I don't.

  • @AjaxMonks Tried Cognitive Behaviour Therapy?

  • @AjaxMonks shutup u black

  • @AjaxMonks Do research about Dr.Clark, MMS (Miracle Suplement), Check your blood or urine for pH (if acid take baking soda with water in warm water but that white must dissolve and if something is left don't drink it only that water which absorb soda.) Do research about zapper and herbal medicine, do research about raw diet. This is not "psychological" problem only that you probably got parasites in your body which normal medicine can't check that (do vega test for parasites) My friend had it to

  • @AjaxMonks Hey dude, I don't know how much Hypnotherapy Derren does although he's certainly capable of doing it there would be numerous other hypnotists where you live that can help you.

    I am an Australian Hypnotist and have helped people with similar situations to yours but you would want to check with your doctor that you really are healthy enough to exercise etc. Once you're sure it's in your mind see a hypnotist and you'll be back on top of life in no time!

  • @IsaacLomman hey, cheers for this post. I might try this. :)

  • @AjaxMonks get a psychiatric help you idiot its not his fault you cant get on with your life you obsessed moron

  • @hellomynameiswhoami A bit harsh. On a separate note, I find it amazing how aggressive people are on a forum where no one can see who you are. You wouldn't dare say this to me in person, nor anybody else in all probability. Show some respect.

  • @AjaxMonks Look, whatever the appearance may be, Derren is a magician. He performs magic tricks. You need to speak with a doctor about the risks of recurrence and if necessary, a psychologist about dealing mentally with those risks.

  • @AjaxMonks Shut up you cock.

  • @AjaxMonks

    It's a bit of a funny video to bring it up in, isn't it?

  • @AjaxMonks My brother has that, so please derren make a video about this i want my big brother to stop worrying all the time

  • @AjaxMonks Derren Brown is an illusionist, not a therapist, but there are thousands of articles on how to get over anxiety all over the internet, I'm sure those will be of greater use to you.

  • @AjaxMonks Nice hoax. Why would u try to contact him throu coments on his crazy announcement video? And beg for likes so he can see it? Rly? If this was a joke worth 100 likes im sory i didnt get thit :-(

  • @Mentolek It actually wasn't a joke. I am a big fan of Derren's and after watching the Experiments (the one with the murder confession) it inspired me to post the comment. However, thanks for your concern.

  • @AjaxMonks Well, the point I'm trying to make is... What did your doctor say? Did he recomend a therapist or medicine? No advice? Did u find a therapist yourself and asked for his opinion? Did u search the internet to inform on the issue? Lets say you did all that and nothing worked and there is no solution known to the world. So you decided for the last desperate attempt to contact Derren Brown cause he does some very impressive stuff to humans and their minds... end of part 1/2

  • @AjaxMonks part 2/2... And to do so u decided not to contact him directly (by email, letter...), but u went to Youtube and commented to his "Derren does Stewie Griffin" video and hoped you get enough likes so Derren has better chance to stumble upon your comment? My intention is in no way to disregard the illness you supposedly suffer from. But you gotta see why i find all this bit suspicious and call it a hoax.

  • @AjaxMonks And you wouldn't be the first nor the last one to pull some strange tricks to get most "thumbs up" to your comment. Some people are desperate for attention I guess... that may be the reason why they do it. Don't know. I'm not very much into this "Please give thumbs up" thing. And seeying all the people taking your comment seriously I thought I should point this out. To make them think twice. I still might be wrong and if I am, consider other ways of comunication with Derren

  • @Mentolek First on foremost, I have better things to do than try to stalk celebrities. And even if that was my intention I think I would stalk Keeley Hazell or some other gorgeous brunette, don't you think? And to respnd to your first post my doctor prescribed beta blockers, and antidepressants both of which did not work. CBT was gandered about but the waiting list on the NHS is far too long so I am looking for alternatives. And, I didn't send a letter because he probably gets 1000 a day 1/1

  • @Mentolek ... this attempt was an usual and quirky way of being noticed. E.G. Warren Buffet got his first job in investment by taking the day off work/uni to take the train to the city and waited outsite the bank for the chairman. When he arrived he got passed security and to his office to talk to him. They then spent the entire day chatting about finance and he was offered a job later that day. He's now the richest man in the world. Sometimes being different helps.

  • @AjaxMonks You made me change my mind. Sorry if my comments were inapropriate, but I have this private issue with hoaxes (when I was younger I fell for a big one and when I discovered I was decepted I developed high scepticism... hearthbreaking story :D) and so i question, cause some people are assholes. I wish you get lucky like the guy u mentioned. And hey, the end justifies the means. All the best, hope you find your cure. Cheers

  • @Mentolek It's ok. Yeah, there are many many noobs around. Just look at some of the comments on here, people picking fights with people they don't know and racism etc. Pathetic people with nothing better to do, who are unhappy with their own lives. Don't worry about other people dude, look after yourself, achieve your aims and leave the others behind. I only joined facebook to watch the extended videos ha I don't post many comments or do the whole liking thing.

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  • @Gork1554 The increased heart beats sends you into a deeper panic, accelerating your heart even more and causing you to panic. The cycle repeats until the anxiety exhausts you.

    The only way to fix this is to break this destructive cycle. Anxiety and anti-depressant medication can, over time, calm you down, reduce the anxiety attacks, and have you thinking a bit more rationally. I highly recommend psychiatric help in conjunction with medication until you have things under control.

  • slightly scared....

  • thats bloody weird that he can actually do that

  • Spot on. Spot on...

  • hahaha top notch mate top notch

  • I love how this is somehow WAY freakier than your usual shenanigans!

  • whoa... he does a better stewie than stewie...

  • Wow... aha i have managed to watch his videos all day and not get any homework done, thanks Darren :D

  • paahaahaa! I was not expecting that!

  • Focus your mind deeply and you hear he's real voice, this is all an illusion.

  • Nice house,his voice isn't totally different from Stewie's anyway!

  • @emile235 Leave off him you miserable sod

  • @emile235 shut it! you bloody Roman Troll!

  • good impression from the legend himself

  • Love to share a spliff with you. x x x

  • @narwhalgod ah, i apologise, i thought you were criticising it

  • "The mind control device is almost ready." I bet he's not joking either!

  • @narwhalgod hardly, pretty good impression in my opinion

  • u soun going like him sorry u got thr wrong vice u cam never change

  • lol "who earns a living out of smug guess-work"

  • this is great

  • I emaiiled him + he sent me a signed picture of him through the post to my address with To Demii lots of love and this name signed:) And it was real cus part of the ink came off on one side like a tiny bit. THANKS DERREN!! He's the best! I would so love to meet him one day<3.

  • This actually is the queen giving the Christmas message and he's just mind fucked us into thinking otherwise.

  • fuck... me.... jaw dropped.

  • LOLOL DERREN BROWN IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!

  • Haha, that was just brilliant :D

  • @narwhalgod HAHAHAH

  • Derren Brown does stewie griffin better than stewie griffin ;D

  • @xXTestCrashDummyXx yeah because that makes fucking sense

  • I am a from the UK, (circa London) I am extremeley critical and skeptical in the things I see in art and life, and as like most of my peirs (late 20's early 30's) I like to be entertained, I relish new and original "art" forms.

    Derren Brown states all the way the way through his shows / acts / performances that "This IS slight of hand, manipulation, misdirection, showmanship". The notion that he "Predicted" the lottery is absurd.

    He is an amazing presenter, a real craftsman.let the hate go x

  • Thats a great impression, should have known Derren would like the Stewie character.

  • "the mine control device is almost ready." Oh crap he might actually be able to do it.

  • Stewie for the win

  • @narwhalgod lmao

  • Lol very funny

    

  • What fuckin ledgend...Derren mate if youre reading this i swer down i would love to meet you..I told me mother straight dont bother gettin me fuck all for xmas borthday anything unless youre gonna pay derren to come n have a beer with me then shove it up ye arse haha totaly amazing

  • He does sound shockingly a lot like Stewie Griffin, but the real voice actor for Stewie is Seth MacFarlane, the creator of Family Guy

  • Omigod amazing XD

  • derren brown is awesome!

  • Marry me Derren!!!!!

  • Derren I love you anyway!

  • yes derren! x

  • I. Am. So. In. Love.

  • brilliant...my hero!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • Stewie sounds a lot like Derren Brown...

  • This is that lamp from Devils Picturebook!

  • wow

  • lol! i thought that was hilarious!!! xD

  • i cant watch family guy

    without thinking of derren

  • every time i hear stewie on t.v it reminds me of derren, ahaha

  • I don't really like him, but this is fucking brilliant!

  • what the hell is he on................

  • @zonatjam a chair

  • everybody who like him is realy stupid and a fucking fool  and a women LOL

  • @derbenutzer122 hab mal n nick gesehen der ging haftbeFAIL lol, ich denke das passt

  • @derbenutzer122 Woman*

    Well...looks like you like him, since you're really stupid :)

  • LMFAO

  • Is there anything this guy can't do? He can read minds, paint really well, levitate spiders AND do an amazing impression of Stewie Griffin!!!!!!!!!!

  • I dont know if this actually sounds like stewie griffin or if hes just made us think it sounds like stewie griffin.

  • @00Phat12345 Couldn't agree more :D 

  • Derren Brown - Nice one!

  • you deserve the first video on youtube to get to 1 billion views!

  • Curse your talents....and bless them lol

  • I love how Derren Brown said that his mind control device is almost ready 0.O

    Its Derren Brown... He's telling the truth about that device...

  • Well if Seth is ever sick they know who to call. Seriously is there no end to this guys talent????

  • Sounds kinda like Stewie after he's grown up and become a drag queen. Still really good though

  • Legendary!

  • derren brown!!!!you are the man!!!

  • DERREN BROWN=GOAT

  • it looks like he"s lipping

  • @LethalFox1 Theres just a bit of audio lag; thats all.

  • if you watch a clip where the real stewie is in it, and watch this video, you will realise that he is total differently.

  • i dont like mr brown

  • It looks like this is an this has been dubbed.

  • he is so spot on with EVERYTHING he does!! how is it possible?

  • Winner.