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  • If you're gonna have 2 top comments that are exactly the same, just have 1.

    If you're gonna have 2 top comments that are exactly the same, just have 1.

  • l0l Aids in a beaker...

  • sarah: we have to have this spreadsheet in by 5'oclock

    pat: okay, how bout we go back to my place and i spread you on my sheets

  • respect, he didn't quit xD

  • yeah i also have a jar of aids on my night stand, just in case you know

  • 0:47 hmmm, supposed to be preparing for a acid/base titration lab...fuck its bright outside too how did the night go by so quick?...college humor should be illegal...i need the government to make decisions for me dammit cuz i cant make them myself!!!!

  • Why is your pussy at the bottom of it?

  • Top two comments are the same! whats up with that? Like if you realized that.

  • And that's why you shouldn't do dumb pick-up lines in chem class

  • sarah in a lab coat >.< my nerd fantasies have come true 

  • at first i was like, ah i finished make my playlist and syncing it, time to sleep let me just check out youtube. here i am 2 hours later

  • lactose intolerant since 94!

  • i wouldnt mind her sitting on my face

  • Computer was never on Apple logo isn't glowing!!!! :0

    Im sad

  • lol, they broke the beaker :/

  • Don't be like pat

  • Don't be like Pat Cassels.

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  • Give it!

  • dont be a pat cassels

  • that wasnt milk it was amirs aardvark cum

  • @Natron1time fuck tigers

    

  • pat i just want to say, your voice is like a mixture of fergie and jesus...

  • aids in a cup...

  • and that's why you never leave your jar of aids out in the open...

  • "Question: which one of these chemicals gets you to sit on my face? "

    The alcohol in his hand.

  • @tommyguns1337 True story

  • i watched this video like 5 times and couldn't find the jar of aids... but it was when the video ended. now i know to watch the whole video next time

  • Classic Amir

  • Don't be like Pat Cassels!

  • hey! it's an iBook!

  • AIDS is blue?

  • "Hehehehehe...hehehehe..."

  • My milk! Give it..

  • don't be like Pat Cassels

  • I hate when I mistake my jar of AIDS for a glass of water

  • my milk give it lol made me laugh

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  • Haha, love Pat's laugh at the end. XD

  • PAT I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU

    

  • my milk!...give it

  • my milk! give it

  • keep pressing 4 and Pat starts jerking it while saying "Foreskin"

  • hahahah -1 glass XD 0:58

  • Don't be like pat cassels. Don't be a dumbass.

  • my milk.....give it xD hahahahhahhaha

  • keep pressing 6 and it looks like Pat wants to fight Amir

  • 0:51 Whats with the candle?

  • @tommyguns1337 lol should be a bunsen burner

  • "my milk :( " best part by far because he's drinking milk and that's so random? 

  • .......I don't blame him.

  • Why would a pig like ham?

  • MY MILK! :O

  • I love when pat has all of the milk on him and amirs like : My milk!  Give It!......I luled

  • rainbows are gay

  • alcohol is a base...

  • draw for the jug of pure aids. bold move.

  • are they eating kush?

  • 0:36 I thought it was aardvark cum....... because no one noes what amir does in his spare time.........

  • Don't be like Pat Cassels

  • why is aids blue?

  • @martinayiteyisgod science

  • "Which of these compounds get you to sit on my face?" Well it certainly wasn't that one 'cause now you don't have a face anymore, Pat.

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  • Don't be like Pat Cassels.

  • Its funny becuase Pat would never do this

  • I love pats little laugh right at the end

  • *splash!* "my milk. give it" lmao

  • Sarha is I fagget that should be her with acid in her face

  • @mab1239 sarah* and faggot*

  • Just in case he needs aids

  • Why is there a jar of aids beside him?...

  • @DaFleegsta What hospital would take the time and money to ectract pure

    aids and put it in a jar?

  • @bjarki3021 If I owned a hospital or at least worked at one that's what I would do with my time. It would be a fun keepsake and an icebreaker at parties.

  • @SeizureBobcat Having AIDS in a jar is not something that would make you popular.

  • @bjarki3021 Agree to disagree.

  • @DaFleegsta Everyone has a jar of aids beside them, metaphorically. :/

  • @DaFleegsta you dont?

  • @DaFleegsta I don't know about you, but i always keep a jar of Aids in arms reach, i mean, you never know.

  • @DaFleegsta just for such emergencies

  • @DaFleegsta she needed something to throw in his face

  • Wait....Are they eating Weed for dinner?!!?!...LOL

  • Sulfuric acid isn't bright yellow, and there would be no reason to combine it with a base to neutralize it right away for any type of experiment.

  • AIDS-in-a-jar Get it at your local pharmacy

  • @The8347135 to walgreens!!!!!!!!!!!

  • OMG pat's evil laugh lolll

  • omg gtfo planet of the apes fuck!

  • 0:55

    sarah moaning

  • Sulfuric acid is flammable that shit would of been on fire lol

  • 0:13 the noise was great.

  • the creepy hehehe at the end lol

  • Lol a random bucking beaker: "AIDS."

  • Hey,give you an exciting site --Seekcasual.C óM---

    Pls check it out.I think you will like it.

    Thank you very much.

  • Why have they got a glass of AIDS and chemistry equipment lying around the office?

  • :How bout we go home and I spread you on my sheets?" xD best part

  • AIDS!

  • Why is their sulfuric acid yellow?

  • Keep pushing 8

  • I wonder what that acid really was....? Apple juice or pee ... :/ you decide

  • What is their job?

    Spreadsheets and acid?

  • Why were they doing chemistry in the conference room?

  • That guy... Don't be that guy.

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  • Awww my milk!!

  • Wtf were they eating?

  • I laughed so hard at the end when Pat had this little laugh, LMAO

  • Why

  • now in store AIDS IN A BOTTLE!!

  • I love when Sarah reaches for the liquid AIDS, you can hear Pat going, "Hee hee hee hee"

  • His face must be pretty wet

  • i love how both top comments are references to old videos

  • press 8 for AAAAGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

  • god i love amir so much.

  • The only way to turn on a girl like that is if she's drunk too

  • Question... Why is there a jar of AIDS on the table?

  • Because AIDS totally come in a glass. . . 

  • @todaysshowstar12 mine did

  • @todaysshowstar12 Well it can be transfered through blood so it can be.

  • @ MitchTacyMusic lol agreed

  • I find his little chuckle SOOOO hilarious as Sarah's reaching for the "AIDS" jar hahahahaha

  • @jacjdc11 someone drops the cup in the lab and doesn't tell anyone were all fucked, plus that's something that an unstable radical group would do.

  • You gotta admit, that spreadsheet line was kinda clever.

  • MY MILK! LOL GIVE IT!

  • Who just leaves a cup of AIDS lying around like that?

  • why is ur pusssy in the bottom hahahaha lol that was so funny

  • no one is waching

  • aids in a cup?? O.o

  • Give it -_-

  • @JACJDC11 Because within less than a century, all of mankind would be wiped out. 

  • my milk!,give it. 

  • @JACJDC11

    Because they would rape our wife and children out of revenge!! But even if they didn't the chance of it spreading uncontrollably and infected our own soldiers and citizens is too high! I mean have you ever even played Pandemic??

  • 0:46 is that a candle....?

  • @Mugetsu309 It looks a little like a candle to me.

  • Pat's chuckle at the end made me laugh a lot harder than it should have x)

  • "my milk!...give it." lmfao

  • @JACJDC11 because the usa arent bioterists

  • That wasn't milk...

    That was Amir's ardvark cum.

  • @MrTop10GUY Aardvark cum? It didn't look like frigid gas, and it certainly didn't freeze Pat's ass.

  • @MrTop10GUY nothing is colder than some...

  • @MrTop10GUY That explains why it was so cold.

  • That's why I never keep an open container of AIDS near my bed.

  • You morons. Drunk people can't feel pain.

  • @JACJDC11 because it'll kill them in around 4-5 years and it would be against the laws of Hamilton's Banned Warfare Tactic Treaty of Warbuton 1967

  • I really like this one.

    

  • So Sarah gave Pat AIDS?

  • Pause at 0:37 the guy behind amir is like "I know that bitch didn't just take his milk"

  • PAT!!!!!! GIVE AMIR HIS FUCKING MILK!!!!!!

  • Oh wow <3. I love collegehumor!

  • that was mclovin right?

  • Uh O... thats how I act drunk in public.. i think? lol

  • are they eating weed?

  • give back Amir's milk!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I TOLD A GIRL TO SIT ON MY FACE LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!! NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (fyi it didn't work and i had to call her the next day to appologize)(fyoi i was completely blacked out drunk when i said it)

  • @TheVeedubb cool story bro

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  • Respond to this video... thanx, but in all actuality being mean to girls is wrong, and i feel really bad about it

  • @TheVeedubb It's not wrong, it's totally right. watch?v=xfeys7Jfnx8

  • @TheVeedubb they asked for equality lol

  • @verifymyageful You mean you ask guys to sit on your face?

  • @mrkiky oh, of course.

  • Pat is a hot jerk in this!

    <3 from LA.Liz

    "Why dont I spread your legs on my sheet" Lolz

  • Best part is that one of the tags says Milk xD

  • I love Pat -3

  • wtf is up with these creepy ads? -_-

  • Ha ha  aids...

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  • That is how I like to do science, vodka and sulfuric acid

  • "My milk!....Give it!" LMAO favorite part XD

  • Lol

  • DON'T BE LIKE PAT CASSELS!!

  • @YamTrigger i have a friend that always gets like that when he gets drunk... i dont know why i hang out with him

  • 0:41 my milk....give it!