Rammstein - Pussy Lyrics with English Translation

[oriol3601]

btw you can watch it at redtube -_- for you know what

[devman2371]

Why is this sped up?

[Arklum]

@devman2371 To avoid copyright problems.

[Glaunkel1]

pussy is pussy just skin and bon fuck it or suck it or let it alone...

[MikeSV1989]

14 Personen hassen pussy, und es vorziehen, einen Penis zu saugen!

[tyler225905]

250 people can`t get laid in Germany

[Kezajaws01904]

meh.

[CoolHarryTV]

Till has the voice of a God.

[ShinodaLPDavidson]

Best pickup line ever

[magzerz16]

Too short, too tall. Doesn't matter one size fits all. ;3 x3

[xXxdarkxdeathxXx]

lmfao

[franhound]

can't get laid in germany? O.O oh mein gott.

[BiggieSmalls357]

Too big

..too small...doesn't matter one size fits all

[TheStudioSEB]

I did not expect those lyrics... I cracked up!

[difer1999]

Thumbs up if you searched Rammstein in Redtube!!!

[kiwiwalls]

@difer1999 i havent but i am now :D

[Mokenofrs]

GERMANY!!!!

[paflagonian]

The lyrics are awesome very creative! Mother fucker! How old he is 13!

[wandererlain]

Hilarious song. Love it!

[legorocks3]

Check out my drum cover for "Pussy"

/watch?v=wcVKwxtW4O0

[Khyrid]

This playlist sucks, it nothing but were living in America and pussy. They have done other songs.

[billie24100]

@Khyrid its a song not a playlist and the song is awesome and they have other songs like this too fucking dumbass

[Khyrid]

@billie24100 My comment wasn't directed at this song. You're the dumbass, merry Christmas.

[billie24100]

@Khyrid dumbass

[themanclaw2]

"Blitzkrieg with a rifle of meat."

[BrianGriffin92]

2:30 Yeah me neither ...

[TheGinajaja]

"I can't get laid in germany!" im sure getting laid is NOT one of their problms LOL

[stonecrazy99]

hahaha.. This song is hysterical..

[HaRdGuaRDiaN]

we gotta pussy ♥

[TheLivingDead100]

im sorry to pee in your corn flakes but the line der schlagbaum sollte oben sein is actually The boom barrier should be upright sorry buddy go to affenknecht . com look at the lyrics and try again.

[TheLivingDead100]

go to affenknecht . com and look at the lyrics

[Zuphix]

Autobahn is german for motorway, or highway. You left it in German.

[warriorofsteel01]

lol@ "this video has been age restricted based on out community guidelines"

Whos the rat who reported?

[26ANARCHIST]

youve got a pussy! i have DILDOAAAAAAAAAH!

[LnxCz5]

@26ANARCHIST what the fuck dildoahhh :S

I have dick ah

[26ANARCHIST]

@LnxCz5 i know this. im being creative. silly gob-stopper!

[regenerator21]

@LnxCz5 you don't know what i dildo is?

[anvssKpktnmn]

who's actually 18

[wolvoboi97]

@anvssKpktnmn Not me ;]

[anarcangelpi]

@anvssKpktnmn lol not me either

[killapoons]

press 8 to hear what selena gomez told justin beiber

[killapoons]

this song pisses my mom off.....THATS WHY I LIKE IT!!!!!!

[SexMasterHybridQueen]

@killapoons haha i say the same thing too! :D

[whitecompany18]

lyrics are wrong... its not i have a dick... its i have a dichdamn and thats totaly differant!

[showurgoats]

ha ha ha ha i cant get a f++k in Deutschland either

[SexMasterHybridQueen]

@showurgoats me nether! ha ha ha ha XD lol!

[robtheslayer]

i bet till can get laid in any country hes been in.

[UberBlair]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHAHA­AAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[MatsubaraPele]

I can't get laid in Germany either. That's why I'm taking german classes ;)

[SexMasterHybridQueen]

@MatsubaraPele haha me too! ;)

[RhosynCalypso]

I actually LIKE it sped up a bit. Size doesn't matter if you're Rammstein! <3

[metalhead192]

let put my brawtwurst in ur sauerkraut epic fucking line

[Ovidinho8]

in english is schnapps. :)

Just a little mistake, but SIZE DOES MATTER AFTER ALL!!!

[MasterChief11741]

Great song

[wandererlain]

They can't get laid in Germany?!

They've obviously never visited the Berlin studios of John Thompson.

[wandererlain]

Best FUCKING song ever!

[TheDuda93]

1.52 blitkrieg /lightning war ....fail....dont you know whats Blitzkrieg?

das ist sehr dum mein freunde! du brauchst mehr geschischte studiere!

[GladDestronger]

blitzkreig was a battle tactic the germans used in ww2 if i remember history class right

[olivinator]

@GladDestronger blitzkreig is a tactic where you simply charge with every thing you got through the enemy lines and keep going without worriyng about the flanks. the closest translation of the word is "lightning war"

and yes, it was indeed used by the germans in ww2

[davidrulzie]

Mean....

[ShesRandom15]

Oh God, how i love this song....

[TheMetalheadgoth]

Thumbs up if you have a Pussy.

[NarutoLikesSherbit01]

btw... when trying to translate a german song, try getting the right german lyrics to begin with...

[TheGermanNerd]

Best song ever XD

[dibbin696]

:jizzinmypants: :fapfapfap:

[DrKillaser]

doesn't "Schnapps im Kopf" mean "Shot in head" ?

[BASSisMElife123]

@MrGoblin781 ficken ja haha

[BASSisMElife123]

@MrGoblin781 so you dont speak german it sounds crazy when you hear it ja ??????hahaha  Sie lieben Bier in Amerika hahaha trinken ja?????

[BASSisMElife123]

@MrGoblin781 it pretty much means fuck you haha i speak Englisch tooooo fuckin pusssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hahahaha

[MrAmazinG023]

0:46 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YESSSS

[BASSisMElife123]

haha ich bin ein Schwanz

[BASSisMElife123]

Ich liebe rammstein tis Lied ist gut, sie sprechen viel Englisch hahaha:) Sie haben eine Muschi ........ ich habe einen Schwanz:)

[ivegot2words4ya]

You know, the music here is wunderbar, but the lyrics itself makes me think that they`re perverts. Oh well! I don`t mind being raped by Till :3

[BASSisMElife123]

@ivegot2words4ya Sie meinen wundervollen du dumme Idioten Sie nicht sprechen Deutsch hahahaha

[ivegot2words4ya]

@BASSisMElife123 You better not be talking about me.

[BASSisMElife123]

@ivegot2words4ya Nun, ich antwortete man offensichtlich dumme Scheiße

[ivegot2words4ya]

@BASSisMElife123 That`s mean and that`s not proper grammar. I should know.

[BASSisMElife123]

@ivegot2words4ya Es tut mir leid ich wieder nehmen, was ich sagte, ich meine es ernst

[ivegot2words4ya]

@BASSisMElife123 Thank you. Apology accepted :)

[Mrmaskedmania]

why is this sped up?

[Beiine]

@Mrmaskedmania Because copyright removed my video :/

[DemonicChrist66]

@Beiine

Copyright bastards owned! :)

[Beiine]

@DemonicChrist66 Yes :)

[JohnnyFrostmelter]

@Beiine Awesome Idea Man

[pandymoose]

My voice broke after watching this

[Mattybehh]

dick'aa* not dick :P

[STOPTHEEU]

@kleiner352 10 people are A-sexual!

[Drizzlerman]

This song is so funny but true. I want to play it for some woman I want to fuck.

[crazyhellbooy73]

(__!__) <======8 :D 

[4x4dude16]

Till could easily rape chuck norris

[korvettemaster]

"i have a dickah" the accual lyrics. dickah in german means a thick thing. it could be anything. a book, a sausage. as till is referring to, his penis.

[ImKevin15]

@korvettemaster LOL never knew that, but it sounds like "dikke" which means "thick one" in Dutch, and Holland is next to Germany so I could've figured out lol.. Does it say that in the CD booklet?

[korvettemaster]

@ImKevin15 im not too sure. I dont have the CD. Sadly.

[DeviousMethodz]

@ImKevin15 its dick ah in the booklet w/ the cd

[Lenders63]

The people who disliked this doesn't have either a dick, or a pussy.

GTFO!

[mijoken08]

who neeeds viagra when you got rammstein?....lol

[legokid1100]

@mijoken08 people that lack common sense.

[mijoken08]

@legokid1100 ...i have plenty of common sense

[legokid1100]

@mijoken08 well then you dont need viagra cos you have rammstein

[mijoken08]

@legokid1100 lollol w/e dude it was just a joke

[l4c0m1r]

8=====D ~ {()} , ( . Y . ) xD

[BreathInSpaceFilmz]

Lol i was thinking about how Sarah from Now and then, here and there got raped like twice and had to kill the third guy for her freedom while I was listening to this song.

Rapist: I have a Dickaaaah

Sarah: Please dont

Rapist: U have a pussy

*Sarah goes into a fit*

Rapist: so what's the problem?

[RandyLeeSnyderJr]

Steck bratwurst in dein sauerkraut.

[journalcrazy07]

This is my fav from their new album

[hurleygirlpage]

Oh my goodness, this song made me laugh soooooo hard!!!

[matzamica05]

bratwurst = sausage

sawerkraut = sour cabbage

[RandyLeeSnyderJr]

@matzamica05 Sour cabbage is the correct term if I'm right.

[Skillet668]

sdasd



[ImKevin15]

Thumbs up if you have DICKAAAAAAAAAAHHH

[uta1984]

@ImKevin15 hehehe made me laugh! I cannot help finding it funny the way he says it.  Sadly I do not have a dickaaaah! But thumbs up for the funny comment anyway.

[PayMunchkins]

lmao.

[Meme282]

9 people had a problem with Pussy

[fallingforeverstar]

I laughed when I first listened to this song... Its funny... LoL \m/ :D

[Magical725]

@Gaarachu355 That's not a fact. 

[Klibanophoros101]

8 people dont have genitals!!!

[spoonfullofyogurt]

this is really funny! ~Blitzkreig with my meat~ lmao

[XxDarkEmperorxX]

He's a really poor guy if he cant get laid in germany

[anoyanbanlor]

@XxDarkEmperorxX LOL you're so right! Germany is really an easy place for this ;)

[terisian]

This song is saying what every Heterosexual man is thinking.

[RChambersSTARS]

ill be your little bitch lol

[poisionlynn]

*dad walks in room*

Me: you have a pussy

Dad: O_o what?

ME: I have a dick

Dad: Well theres a new one when the hell did you get the money for that surgery

Me: Ummmmm...i bought one from Spencers?!

Dad: fair enough *walks out and closes the door*

Me: *turns up louder* Fuck yes

[autoklashkinov]

i think by blitzkrieg he means a quickie

[Zee103700]

XD first time i heard this song i cracked up!! (aka. yesterday lol)

[rsking923]

Awesome head banging song.

[ktcal8]

Simplest pick up line ever! I think it would work!!! I mean, I def. wana do him, but that may just be because hes German.....<3

Guys, try it out next time you are in a diff country!!

vous avez une chatte, j'ai une grosse bite. Alors, quel est le problème? FRENCH!

Sie haben eine Muschi, ich habe einen Schwanz. Also, was ist das Problem? GERMAN!

hai una figa, ho un cazzo. Allora qual è il problema? ITALIAN

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!!!!

[Theonigiriking]

@ktcal8 tell me the japanese and i will do this for you

[ktcal8]

@Theonigiriking

あなたは、猫を持っている私はディックを持っています。ので、何­が問題なのですか？

Anata wa, neko o motte iru watashi wa dikku o motte imasu. Node, nani ga mondaina nodesu ka?

Tell me how it works out ;)

[GetitUnderCool]

@ktcal8 you know, in italy we say that the better way to find out if a girl loves you is to pull out your dick in front of her (possibly when no one else is around), if she grabs it and starts doing you an hand job she definetly likes you! if she start screaming and insulting you, well, forget about her and find another girl! this works better

than the line from the song, because no words are needed!

[ktcal8]

@GetitUnderCool

You had better watchout! keep saying things like that and you will get a rush of tourists and immigrants!!

[GetitUnderCool]

@ktcal8 if these tourists and immigrants are pretty girls, then they're welcome!

[xanimexluvr122]

Holy God, I love this band.

[jerryfromgeorgia]

Fahrvernugen is literally translated into pleasant journey-riding riding on a pleasant journey-7 years in the Army in Europe, 6 in the embassy in Berlin and a mother and grandmother from Mainz.

[shar0610]

i cant get laid in germany..lmao

[mistressMoro]

what?! cant get laid in germany?! THATS WHERE I WANTED TO LIVE THATS JUST DECEPTION

[GetitUnderCool]

@mistressMoro That's because in germany prostitutes are too expensive! haven't you read that he has to get in his mercedes and drive to some eastern europe country to get a cheap fuck?XD

just like the majority of european men!

[kitt3n1980]

6 people don't have a pussy or a dick..ah!!

[Horrorxzombiexgirl]

haha i love it when he says dickaaaah xD cute

[laurie9845]

No problem here, Till.

[MrWattu]

ＴＨＩＳ　ＶＩＤＥＯ　ＭＡＤＥ　ＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＮ

[Haluhabba]

8=======D 

[LPGivenUp19]

I hope I can get laid to this song

[gaurav4ukolkata]

amazin!!!

[124wizard]

nice :)

[MoonWitchRuuRuu]

"Take me now, oh don't you see- I can't get laid in Germany" LMAO XD

[JeffHardyTurkey]

turkish blasphemy

on the meaning of

sende am var bende sik

[barritoofbean]

so ich tu dir weh got removed on the cds in germany for cencorship reasons, and this was kept on, and that song is cleaner than this one.

[kaarajaggerjack]

honestly..... this would be a good song to me if till was cuter. sorry!

[sasukelova0]

Loolll. This is awesome...

[airbus124]

2.47 onwards best bit

[SharkDeschain]

Gee, I wonder what THIS song is about... XD Though I must say, I prefer his english in this song then in Engel in English... an odd observation.

[Soulenergy101]

@SharkDeschain HaHa. As do I wonder. xD Nahhhh. I dont wonder.

[SharkDeschain]

@Soulenergy101 I am such a bad influence on you... XD

[Soulenergy101]

@SharkDeschain Nahhhh. It was after me as is. I was Born this way.

[SharkDeschain]

@Soulenergy101 True... seeing what kind of music you already listen to, don't know why I was worried in the first place. XD

[the1andonlyDarkAngel]

8====D { ! } so what's the problem?

[SuperUbermensch]

Blitzkrieg=A deep penetration into your rear area.

[punisher1743]

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!

[hnwfwrestling]

Blizkeig is when Germany started using tanks around WW2 . so its a tank

[disturbedismine1]

@hnwfwrestling wrong. its a type of warfare just shut up you just made ww2 look like childs play.

[maninotocon]

like Rammstein coudnt get laid in germany.

[SiKnEsS17]

Till.. If you cant get laid in Germany come back to America! The Girls will give you what you want lol

[D543D]

sooo funny! ^^ manly=))

[mabieman]

8D~~ ~

chode style

[arkroan]

lol..

I can't get laid in Germany.....

I myself haven't been in germany.. Is it so difficult to get laid there?