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  • i can barely even understand you -.-

  • I like your accent bro good video I loved it your English is actually really good

  • SDIS IS SDE BF3 SDIS IS SDE SBEST GAME SOUT SDERE

  • @FkNr0ck your a fucking eediot

  • tell me something I don't already know please

  • he has no idead what he is talking about -_-

    

  • just use IR on the m29 LM

  • this dude made the best montage I ever watched for BC2, don't remember what it was called but it was tits.

    Just thought I'd throw that out there.

  • my fav foreign bf3 comentator

  • these are assault tips only. and also "use the medic pack" saies the guy running around with his noob tube.

  • like if your sick of saying "Get the fucking flashlight out of my face"

  • First advice is good, dont bunch up! Especially when mortars are around!

  • if ur recon and have the MAV, play rush and spot the entire time ull get at least 3000-4500 points a full game

  • @ZeoTactix Cod noobs think they are good for sniping, and won't spot anyone even though they see the entire enemy team. Recon has too many noobs.

  • just fucking play the objective if u do that u will at least make 3000 points

  • Fucking noobs and those bastard flashlights...

  • this commentator sucks. WTF you are talking about??? Everyone knows how game works.

  • @Xarras94 if everyone knows. why doesn't anyone do it 

  • Literally I love Battlefield, but I;ve must've spent 4-5 hours looking at JUST FUCKING DEATH SCREENS.

  • Why do so many people say "CoD noobs". I have played Black Ops for a year. Now I play BF3 and I am MVP most of the time. So where are all these BF pro's?

  • @creasiee totally agreed... those"people" are just angry cuz they suck...

  • @creasiee Playing on PC not on console :3. Bf = pc

  • @DeadStriker12 lol, oke.

  • Hoow two getz betther in BFtt3?

  • DONT PLAY OPERATION METRO MEATGRINDER

  • Lol @ all the comments; nobody here knows who Evil Kit is... He was an absolute beast at BC2, he knows what he is talking about. Listen to him.

  • Even if you suck balls at BF, as long as you play with your squad you can do well. Common sense.....medic heals, engineer repairs vehicals, recon supports team from a distance and spots enemies, and assault tears assholes. Well thats how bfbc2 was at least.

  • get good = teamwork!!!

  • I can rate my skill at this game in one simple sentence.... I SUCK GOPHER DICK.

  • @cmwhetst since you say that you are probably better than most people especially this french dude

  • fuck this this guy and his noob tubs go play mw2

  • @asiq1987 noob tubes are good to open up areas. They are always good to have on your gun.

  • you dont sound french, you sound like your russian

  • @GearHead1087 Thats just racist kid

  • @Austin092120 wtf? saying someone has a certain accent is racist? lol wow

  • running around reviving people will get you a lot of points yes but when you are reviving people that are out in the open in a gun fight thats bad. reviving will get you points but not make you a better player.

  • @52887tj It will make you a helpful one and a team player, just as good.

  • hahaha talks about healing people and all he is doing is tubing which makes you lose your medic kit.

  • Here's the gist of this video. If you're playing as the Assault class (medic), stay near, but not on your teammates and throw out health kits, revive teammates as necessary. That is all.

  • "Revive the frigging people" funny!

  • Shoot someone in the chest from 5ft away with a high`cal bolt-action rifle and they just smile at you : )

    then they pray&spray with a easy2use automatic 3/4 shots and your dead -_o

    wtf

  • wow your asshole teammate was blinding you the whole time. Those flashlights have to go, or get nerfed.

  • @MFINN23 AGREE(death by flash lights)

  • You didnt mention spotting. Or mobile spawning. Or communication.

  • Unlike most of the idiots here I understood what you were talking about and defenitely going to check your channel out.

  • Enjoyed the video. :)

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    - Pat

  • flashlight is so gooddamn annoying

  • grats on the accent, french usually have terrible accents and don't make any effort on improving it.

  • Tnxk for the tips

  • Flashligth rage over here?

  • That dude constantly hitting you with the tact light is annoying. People need to understand that the light blinds your teammates as well. So be considerate.

  • Biggest tip, dont fucking use that flashlight, pisses of your team mates more than the enemie.

  • @pineconedemon Oh man, flashlight is so fucking annoying. And then teammates shining in your face while enemies are attacking you........

  • @pineconedemon Or at least learn how to turn it off :D

  • @pineconedemon I don't play bf, but the Flashlight looks fucking annoying, and it serves no purpose whats so ever.

  • If you are big big noobe. Lold

  • funny

  • in less words: REVIVE A LOT!

  • Americans are seriously stupid if they can't understand what he's saying.

  • The number one way to help your team on XBOX: COMMUNICATE!

    Don't always be on Party Chat, try game chat and say important things to your team and even if they don't have a mic, they will listen and help you.

  • Good tips

  • Wow you suck bad video stupid tips and your accent is horrible

  • It's not difficult to be good at BF, just play the objective as best you can and you'll get experience as you go and learn not to make mistakes.

  • unlimited noobtubes estrategy wtf?

  • i dont mean to be critical but, his tips were: Dont get killed, heal injured team mates and revive fallen team mates, if your an assault class and not doing this there's fuck all point being an assault user. This advice is ridiculously obvious to the point of insulting the intelligence of BF3 players and Machinima Respawn subscribers

  • I was expecting you to just run away from all the gunfights 'cos you're french.. >:)

  • I don't understand a shit of what this guy is trying to make me clear , do you guys? XD

  • i love flashlights =) they are like "im here!! shoot me!"

  • @ELFHUNTER50 :> Love people that don't turn them off when they're looking down long areas, saves me the time of having to mark them

  • Duh, thanks for the help captain obvious

  • that flash light is f#@king annoying

  • I'm 100% a bf noob and I figured this all out on my own when the beta came out

  • VIVE LA FRANCE!VIVE LES FRANCAIS!

  • Anglais* assez bien

  • Ah,tu est francais,non?donc,ce que je dis est que tu parle d'ang

  • Add me on Xbox : RichndFamous

  • WTF machinima has some shit directors now huh!? Can't understand your accent and the advice you give is fucking basic knowledge

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  • @traktorBrum These guys get paid alot for their videos, so we as the audience expect QUALITY not bullshit.

  • in the words of dai ling ping

    French people shut up

  • Whats up my french brotato.

  • I just tried 2play badcompany 2 noone online 0.o wdf people still play the Halo trilogy. But noone online fuck me i can play rainboy six vegas 2 which was released way back 2008! so what this means is when COD comes out noone will be play Battlefield 3!! Goddamnit COD!

  • how to get better at BF3: practice makes perfect

  • @DecmanTrapper almost perfect

  • useless tips. noob noobtuber gameplay.

  • This map is great for conquest. Just get a humvee, park at the end of B-Hall and hold down that trigger, nothing better. This is what makes Battlefield so god damn fun!

  • Zis did not elp at all!!!!!!

  • How to be good at bf3: dont buy the game

  • VIVALA FRANCE!!!!

  • haha, french accents

  • The only tips you need to implement in Battlefield is communication, working as a team, and playing the objective. Too many people just around with their heads cut off and get mowed down causing the other team to gain map control. Trap those sons of bitches in their spawn and gain map control around them. There have been too many CoD commentators making tip videos talking about CoD tips, not Battlefield. TEAMWORK, COMMUNICATION, AND PLAYING THE OBJECTIVE. That is what BF is about, just do it.

  • If your happy and you know it. LIKE MY COMMENT!

  • And stop noob tubing. Unlock the mortar for support for maximum troll effect.

  • Cheese eating surrender monkey. I'm surprised you came out from behind the Maginot Line. Terrible tips.

  • @FlopnosePimp The french saved america once upon a time. I guess that doesn't count, right? Hahaha.

  • I really thought frenchies couldn't speak good english but u speak it clear. but i bet no one can speak good dutch....

  • @ElRicoSmit I speak dutch :)

  • @yordiscool2 me to xd

  • @yordiscool2 yeeeh :)

  • Assault class all day you get so many points for using the defib that and the Aek is a bad Ass gun

  • Seeing that you are French, why don't you play the Surrender kit!!!!!

  • you are quite possibly one of the wors gamers on machinema respawn...

  • Play conquest not rush, conquest gets you a lot of points

  • would you please stop noob tubing like a noob?

  • Idiot teammates who flash you with lasers and flashlights<<<

  • No one is probably gonna read this Im just gonna write it any way because i feel at least ONE person will i'm a commentator.. i know theres like 100,000 commentator in this world lol But I'm different promise that... if u give me a chance i'll show u i would love nothing more than to have a decent following on youtube from people if anyone who reads this could press the "THUMBS UP" other people will see it just a simple button press could make my dream come true thank you

  • @drew082417 ur one of those people who copy others comments and put ur name in them im gonna check ur channel cuz u might be a good player but friendly advice if u want people to recognize u make original comments dont just copy and paste thnx who knows i might even subscribe

  • @drew082417 How are you diffrent?

    Either way, don't go around and beg for views.

  • ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER!!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

  • @yuginar How can't you understand him? Are you that stupid? :S

  • @yuginar pff stupid child go play CoD and STFU next time K?

  • @thirstyforgame 1. im 17 2. ok Cod is a good game 3.i sad that cuz i didnt understand anything he sad

  • Flash light are the most selfish attachment you can put onto your gun. Sure they can give you kills because you blind the enemy but you can also blind your teammates. I don't know about you guys but im a team player and i wont do anything that can harm my team, even if my k/d can get bigger. Dice you are giving me the option to make kills and fuck my team in the process, sorry Dice, NO DEAL.

  • @inkanus5jg With one exception. Good players will turn flashlight on and off frequently. That's what I do anyway.

  • @inkanus5jg what's the big deal??...you can turn the light's off....the problem isn't DICE, the problem are those noob's that like to be called like that....

  • @inkanus5jg

    Unless you are stupid, then you looked at control mapping and realized there is a way to turn it off and on. It's not selfish or whatever if you only use it on the enemy. I dunno what that French guy's teammate was doing, but that's not how that should work.

  • @inkanus5jg Nice rant. Too bad it's completely flawed, as many people have already pointed out. I don't know what the hell you're blaming DICE for when it's your teammates who can't seem to figure out how a flashlight works.

  • @inkanus5jg I turn it off bro...they give you that option when near teamates. You just have to not be lazy :P

  • @inkanus5jg It depends on what you're using it for. If you're arming an M-COM blinding the enemy while another guy is arming can be very effective. But of clourse there also are the douchebags who blind their own teammates 'cause they don't know how to turn it the F*CK off....

  • @inkanus5jg Relax, its like a giant sign saying KILL ME NOW, I can't tell you how many times iv'e killed idiots that keep it on in the distance. Especially fools who put it on their sniper.

  • @inkanus5jg its all about how people use it and you can turn it off but i agree it is cheap and shouldnt be in the game. its especially annoying in its unrealism how you can be totally blinded outside in broad daylight.

  • viva la france!

  • @inkanus5jg Ehm, you have the option to turn off the flashlight. So, your point is invalid.

  • French weapons are the best weapons you can buy. They're lightweight so you can run away faster, and they're resillient, so when you throw them down in surrender, whether they land in dirt, sand, water, or whatever, they'll still work just fine when your enemy picks them up to shoot you in the ass. French weapons: never fired, dropped once.

  • And they will ELP you

  • Fuck no. A french commentator! unsubscribed.

  • I dont understand how they supposedly fix the revive thing. You can still get kill even if you choose not to stand up. How is this different from second chance!

    I hate when people rambo revive me just to be killed within seconds again. I really prefer to spawn again, DON'T REVIVE ME BRO!

  • I meant to say anoying flashlight

  • Anoying

  • fuck..still cant play here in japan,...release date is Nov. fucking 2!!

  • The only thing the French are good for is kissing and surrendering.

  • @iTitanium Someone has played CoD 3

  • @XxDirtyxXxShiznoxX I can't believe you got that reference! Well done Sir. you win the internet.

  • its really good that machinima actually sponsored this guy..... everyone should have a chance rite

  • french people can't speak english for shit!

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  • Fuck yeah! a french commentator! subscribed.

  • I'm surprised he didn't throw up the white flag since he's French...

  • french huh... i guessed from brazil and i know this comment is just dumb

  • i have a 4.60 kd

  • @912912justin

    My name is Steve Stifler, and I have a 10 inch penis...around, think about it! 

  • @912912justin I wonder what your w/l ratio is... mine is 5:75 k.d of 2:19.

  • @Tribleguy What's your name on battelog? You're probably full of shit. Unless you've just played very few games.

  • @912912justin cool story bro

  • i remember when respawn only had good videos, now they upload garbage 90% of the time

  • Really tell your friend to shove his flashlight up his ass! XD

  • lol my rank is higher than his ^^

  • @drakelon91 Who cares about rank?

  • Noobs, should spot more. 

  • can somebody tell me if bf3 needs punkbuster to play online?

  • @Leonfromre4and2 Yes. That seems to be a problem for you? Are you a cheater?

  • @WhiteMoosey my system for some reason cant run punkbuster in any game ive tried and its really annoying. And NO im not a cheater/hacker

  • @Leonfromre4and2 Then you're doing something wrong.

  • @WhiteMoosey i have sent them messages for troubleshooting and none of their solutions worked

  • It's like Pascal Sauvage from Johny English.

  • french accent is weird

  • 3 PIECES OF ADVICE

  • what i hhate them most are those fucking cod faggots in bf3, they do nothing for the team they just run around quickscoping with M11`S and run n gunning

  • Waw i'm french too ! France takes over Machinima

  • @Mysterio13410 if that happens the Germans would invade...

  • Hey Guy you dont need to say advices. Advice covers mutiple things. P.s love your french accent I pretend to have one all the time :p

  • How did he pick up 2 prarys when I try that I pick up the whole kit

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