Hard News 09/23/09

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

THIS is what I got for my b-day?

This is... AWESOME!

[Kyosukedono]

I didn't like her... the guy does a better job

[0soci0path0]

Yes ! Corey, I love you tooooooo ! ^__^

[madskizophrenik]

I know right...she is so cute!!!

[madskizophrenik]

Corey you are so hot I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VVWEtitantrons]

Ugly ass slut

[o0GolDFisH0o]

i bet destin was gone at home playing ODST

[Nocure92]

Her mom is an idiot, she was falling out ffs :/

[enterprise0709]

EA makes poor games....

and from all pepole MICROSOFT wants to buy it?!

dear god help us all, a formula for another videogame crash...

[jpjose1]

who else could buy it  only Msoft could buy it

[CursingSasuke]

I agree

people didnt buy DC cause this morons didnt develop for them? god,where we stupid back in 99

[williamkendrick]

or just go play eve :P

and dont complain cuz you can get a free trial :P

[dendraver]

please email me your tits corey i love you

[PresidentBagel]

That kid wasn't that fat.

[TheSLAYERESP]

FAT kids FTW!!!!

[chaimbo360]

correy for once being ugly might save your life aint no one gonna rape you

[FatJoe214]

Paper bag over face?

[Jinorux]

Galactus! XD

[Obelisk94]

Poor Kid

[majinshenmue]

Micro$oft is so greedy that it's pathetic! If they buy EA then ALL products will be exclusive to xbox.

[ant851114]

it would be f****** stupid if microsoft sony or nintendo bought ea or any other all platform game developer, everyone has already got enough exclusives for there consoles so stop trying to ruin everyones games

[krowvinland]

gap tooth nerd....all the losers thinks she hot when she is barely attractive.

[Brolydog]

Corey watches porn for 8 hours? O.o

[omarcortes88]

where the fuck is Destin?

[djsaiyan]

Destin had to take a week off to take care of some personal stuff. He'll be back soon.

[THEAC83]

Don't stress about the fat kid guys. He would have seen the footage of himself so many times and just laughed it off!

[odetofall1]

360 usus?

[dunnobutwayne]

if Microsoft buys EA->no more EA games for PS3

[chunknorrisyup]

560 ms points is not that much, things like this usally cost 800 ms points.

[DavijoBoy]

Are you serious with the humpday clip !! It is almost as old as the Internet itself !!

[ToasterPig]

Yeah... also I never found it amusing.

I actually find it agonizing to watch.

I mean there are some videos of people hurting themselves where I chuckle a bit but I honestly cant laugh at this one. That kid is terrified and for good reason.

Ok thats the end of my rambling XD

[poopsiclesss]

wait, did they say microsofts buying EA?!

NOOOO DOONT DO IT!!

[freshsid]

that woman is evil...

[MiliTrey]

haha, 360 sucks. paying for free content? ridiculous

[locke89]

It's sad that Valve has to charge for the update. MS policy

[belzer09]

wheres destin gone ?

[ToasterPig]

I think I remember something being mentioned about him getting surgery. But I might be wrong.

[Normal1S]

Jesus! That Hump Day video is hilarious and disturbing at the same time. . .

[Leohuizar]

"Help me, Jesus Im stuck..."

...Im gonna hit the gym today

[WildWillow]

I think destin is alot better . When is he coming back

[BigD281713]

But 360 usels!....you mean users? Haha all good, it happens.

[joecabot34599]

did u know that video is older than time itself?

[killakid443]

gay

[joecabot34599]

gay like u...japanophile faggot

[killakid443]

what the fuck is that pose to mean racist fuck!!!

[joecabot34599]

wow...i dont see how calling u a japanophile is racist...u must be like 10 years old? btw u are a japanophile faggot

[killakid443]

im not even japanese!! u dumb bitch!!! stupid white boy!!! go fuck urself faggot!

[joecabot34599]

dude do u even know what a japanophile is? wow..u really are ignorant. plus im not white

[killakid443]

no cause thats not even a word!!! and if ur not "white" then why did u say "dude"???? only white clowns say that XD

[joecabot34599]

ok u got me there..its not a real word, but it is slang. japan + phile (loving) = lover of japan. but yeah im done with this argument

[killakid443]

well i dont like anime i like Aya Hirano!!!!!

[KobyStormShow]

shit if that's the kid doing something fun I'd hate to see his fat ass on a bad day

[Priestofbabalon]

Today's Hard News is up on ScrewAttack's site for those that can't wait.

Should have been on YouTube by now. Either someone forgot or the processing is taking a while.

[metalupyourass11]

lol nice get a job pic with the movie the ax hahha thats a great film i recommend it

[vioslavia]

Corey, I love YOU!!!!!!!!!

[thatbrownguy]

didn anyone else catch her saying "users" weird at 0:47?

[riogakun]

Didn't find that Hump day vid funny...

Great Hard News, keep them coming!

[eebujulie]

Clearly Janice is not his mother!

[comeon7894]

We want Destin back

[ArturoUchiha01]

Fat people like that piss me off.

lol

[mickey0209]

LMAO at the hump vid

[DanielSmith604]

that fat kid video never gets old

[tuckersbrother44]

Why has Destin been doing less and less anchoring? Did i miss something?

[appletreeproduction1]

she is sooooo annoying

[DAVECATAZ]

560 MS points? Naw. Ill just for L4D2.

[shineph]

Screwattack, I love you more every day

[blahblahsonMD]

oops she screwed it at the end -.-

[fpsvincent142]

i dont get y every1 thinks she hot cz shes disgutingly ugly

[GrimylX]

Fat Kid: HELP ME HELP ME IM STUCK D:!

Lady:(Laughing doing nothing...)

WTF?

:P

[blahblahsonMD]

she did the intro better this time :s

[1fetoch1ful]

great hard news corey

[meegoow]

fucking lag

[DrLuizPareto]

Corey, im in love!!!11!!1

[9thshaolindragon]

WHERE's Destin???

[meegoow]

Does it matter?!

Heres Corey =D

Screwattack rock! They need their own TV show.

[CycoYoshi]

People like me, you, or Destin have other things to do you know

[paggy95]

lol

[TheRealCosmo84]

OMG that kid nearly dies o.0

[thinkofaname4me]

I'll be almost completely off topic, but I liked when Corey smiled after saying the shows catchphrase - now she doesn't do that for some reason :(

[gutterguy720]

I"m Stuck! I'm STuck! I'm Stuck!

LOL

[Octovaitor]

Stupid Fatass

[LordNusspli]

Oh man little fatty will never ride a rollercoaster again XD

[superstiv91]

A thought Mirrors Edge was Brilliant

[Damone80]

I love how she just keeps laughing :D

[ShadowsHeat]

Yeah, it would make sense for MS to buy EA

[Quelspunk]

microsoft buys EA=no more sims,no more mirrors ege,no more need for speed for playstation consoles!PLEASE GOD DONT DO THIS TO US!!!

[spikensbror]

Wow, finally this will happen!

Finally they will stop butchering good series(except mirrors edge which just generally sucks)...

[04carrolld]

need for speed is shite anyways so was mirrors edge but i can see if somone gets pissy over sims and dont forget FIFA and other ea sports titles

[LaggCentral]

i waited 5 hours and 28 minutes :'(

[Dennemark]

'IM STUCK !'

then you wont fall ^^

[notoriouslynx]

I'd ht that..... WITH A BASEBALL BAT.

[ssj6boy]

she so fucking ugly

[michaelwindsurfer54]

i wonder what would happen if he did fell

[zeeviz]

Nice Video! You are great with Hard News Corey! Keep it up! You too Destin!

[fatpig0192837465]

i hope microstft doesn't buy EA that would suck

[LeftHandCookie]

aw, poor kid. =( funny shit though.

[Atafect]

that fat dude(?) needs to be put to sleep. jeez!

[yhmcrbwoii]

corey, you got me hard

[teodortenchev]

I'm Whory and this is hard news"- o_O \

No really, listen to it in the end...

[carloshff]

Janice is a bitch! Poor little Fatty lol

[elmersGLUUU]

lmao that hump day video was so funny

[TARDISdude2k7]

master chief and bella goth?

thats a weird one

[survivor104]

Jeez why do the 360 users get getting screwed over?

[HermanAnimation]

If microsoft buys EA,then its all over...

[MBFCPresident]

Sure, Corey's hot but I miss Destin and Corey can't really do "This is Hard News!".

[DantePeeks]

she said porn!!!!!

[polarlarve]

emm does she say 360 users in a weird way? 0:47

[biowon]

Yeah she says like "Three-sixty usus".

[TheTramsen]

fugly bitch

[Vommdoddus]

lol she said cumming c:

[AssassinOfSouls]

is that kid destin? haha jk that mom is evil

[TheArchwing]

mirosoft needs to just fucking stop

[Hawkster89]

Old video for Hump Day but still damn funny.

[costescuandrei1975]

I hope M$ doesn't buy EA. They have enough money they don't need more..

[FedskaTheOne]

dude, i realy hope that M$ will buy out need for speed, becouse, there will be more cars, and bigger finance support, so maybe they will create a good, ilegal racing game

[thesadtruthliveson]

id like to have corey eat my cum

[jaisinator]

Oh those silly perverts.

[xJeffersonAirplanex]

Ya, i'd like to give her sum a my HARD news

[BigBoobsGotMeBanned]

Wow that was ... original?

:P

[CyberDragonEX13]

Poor fat kid...screaming like a little bitch.

I feel sorry for him but damn was that funny.

[Glumglufs]

Is Destin sick? Just wondering, because there's no mantion about what happened to him.

[kdcjm1234]

what happend with destin?just wondering

[Simaster]

Im sure you have a tight pussy and all but I want Destin back.

[LoadOfCrabby]

I WANTS DESTIN BÄK

[dannieru]

what does "get over the hump" means?

[butterscotchcookie]

wends. is like the middle of the week, so getting over to the weekend

[CrossFaaaade]

Wednesday is the middle of the week, therefore they are congratulating us (with an awesome video) for making it through the week.

[magma3707]

ROFL Fatty Fail!!!

[areskins]

Ohhh man best hump day video ever! I LOLed really hard

[Goombowser]

HAhahahaha! She said hard!!!

[frankiefury]

Let me guess Goom. You're single, right?!

[Goombowser]

Let me guess Frankie. You're an asshole, right?!

[frankiefury]

Oh a see what you did there. Original(!) Answer me this: would you have left the same comment if it were Destin doing the HN? Seriously, a know you were trying to be funny but you failed hard..........lol hard!

[HardcoreTVgabber]

BEST HUMPDAY IN MONTHS!!!

FAT kids + fair rides + pain = awesomeness!

humpday @ 1:29

[xMelonBreadx]

They wont jump back to WoW <_<

[shadow40k0]

pfft, your one to talk about getting a job when you make poorly informed internet news videos

[rosiebelsmith]

what do u think is poorly informed about their videos?

[frankiefury]

Away and fuck yourself shadow! It's okay, you love Destin.....sexually. Is that why he's not doing Hard News? Did you kidnap him, stick him in a trunk and take him out to perform Shadow News? You disgust me. Free Destin!

[shadow40k0]

hmph, thats cute kid, but no, i dont follow along like a blind dog and suck the masters billowing cock, im my own person and shun those who blindly follow the will of jackasses like your precious destin or cory or whatever

[frankiefury]

Alright kid. U got me! A was making a joke about the whole kidnapping thing. Merely making a joke about one who can put out easy criticism, when clearly you know yourself that you'll come back and watch more "poorly informed" Hard News and probably criticizes that; good or bad! Are you putting out content on the internet? Do you think there's a better alternative out there? Hard News is entertaining and choose interesting stories and have their own spin on it. Oh yeah, "shun me"?! You replied!!

[stingwow13]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh paki 560 microsoft points waaaaaaaaaaa

[antmanmadness]

So when's Destin coming back?

[blueboy093]

sims halo edition? ok if that happened who knows how big the level of SUCK that game would have...

[bearBdamned]

usels?

[tonilievski]

Jesus Christ that kid must be over a 100kg :S

And that mother just laughing her as off, only in America boys and girls. Only in America....

[willqw]

What a bastard mother :(

[dudeglove]

Is it his mother? He calls her Janice.

[manuelito1233]

Wow, EA may be bought by Microsoft?

I wonder...

[bealtespip123]

And so Microsoft bought another victory.......

[KaiserHitoshi]

Aww, I gotta pay for the new L4D map? Bummer...

...Bring me Sims: Halo Edition!

[Blackbeast123]

Im sorry Corey but you dont have what destin has. HUMOR.

Get your own lines becuse what youre trying to do aint funny. Only destin can make it funny.

[GarredHATES]

that maybe so but she has something destin will never have.....boobs.

[wimmywoo]

Bring back Destin please, nothing against Corey, but Destin has way better execution.

[AgentsRecord]

FUCK!

Corey, we're TIRED of looking at your giant mouth of teeth. Where the fuck is Destin? Learn to close your mouth when you talk if you're going to fill in.

[megaman57]

left for dead sucks my dick!

[Armatige]

For Christs sake.

People shut the hell up and stop being so harsh on Corey. Say you like Destin better, but there is no need to be rude to her. Or Destin for that matter.

Both are funny as hell.

Learn some manners you sanctimonious pig fuckers!

[sdj2000]

hush white knight

[dombpsycho]

Corey's hot, destin's cool

everyone needing humour go to your /b/rothers

anyone who says otherwise is a queerbait.

[Croga15]

you have low standards....just saying

[dombpsycho]

My standarts are none of your business mate, + if you can't see the humour in my original comment, low standarts is the least of your worries.

[Croga15]

Donn't worry bout me man. English may not be my forte but in the most likelihood. I am probably smarter than you(well i am smarter thann 90 percent of the world). Also im a complete narcissist so don't worry bout it

[BuFufilms]

WTF is up with demos being released pre-order-only?! It makes no sense!

[angelf1]

I would make love to that mom shes so awesome!!!!!!

[mattcattt]

Hurrah for us Fickle Youtube users. When Destins here he's a prick, as soon as he leaves he's the messiah and Coreys a prick :D

P.S. Corey you're doing a great job

[cassiusitsover]

Corey, Please FUCK OFF!

Destin wouldn't of shown a video like that to make people laugh!

That was just disturbing, that kid most of been so scared.

Please go away so Destin can come back and give us some proper humor and not fuck up every five seconds.

[himortal7]

the dude is wayyyy better than this hoe.... no homo... he just is... shes dulllll

[StarcrossedPacific]

i miss destin.

[Mikelp79]

360 usesuzuuu

u fucked up

go away ugly face

[Riekeltje]

What happened to Destin D=

[crazy8mopfo]

Anyone that thinks that Microsoft [if they do buy EA] will make EA games exclusive, are complete retards. They would lose way too much money.. Although we might see more exclusives on the 360, nothing too drastic, maybe something along the lines of seeing joker on the 360, etc.. It wouldn't affect any franchise they have, and I'm sure if they can make more money, they will.

[MaverickXIII]

It Hurts, It Hurts, It Hurts, It Hurts

[Keroshino]

Corey is ugly...that's right...i said it!!!!

[madskizophrenik]

Corey I love you!!!

[tylerwwev2]

bad mum

[Efreeti]

I still don't understand why people laugh at that video. The kid almost fell the fuck out. That video just makes me angry now.