Weezer - We Are All On Drugs

[JBroMusicProductions]

0:01 morning wood 

[jeff62rey]

So whatz your drug of choice? Does it f#ing matter? Every 'substance' does the same thing. It can be maryjane, coca, hero, crack'l, meth.  Those are obvious. But it could be sex..porn..maybe love itself, or a poor substitute thereof. Possibly for you its milkin' the cash cow. Does it really matter because THIS is the tipping point every junkie needs to understand: For a while the pleasure exceeds the pain, but after a while the pain will overcome the pleasure. Addicts know it well.

[Hayme93]

Sometimes I stare at random people and say "We are all on drugs" to see their WTF faces...

[torwel24]

1:28 -> boy or girl ?!

[commentingmythoughts]

@torwel24 boy

[Decon082]

1:40...  Bono?

[PeachyLeaf]

If he got his face bashed with a wooden plank, wouldn't his glasses have cracked?

Also, "I just got hit in the face with a wooden plank, my ambulance crashed right in front of my home, so I'll just walk out." LOL. Nice job Rivers.

[at40100]

the only drugs im on is nicotine and caffeine

[vemvillhaenpinne]

@at40100 you sir are a dopefiend

[jocelyn8306]

nice boxers :)

[statik3313]

he forgot to tell them they don't need no water let the mother fucker burn

[MrEtchysketchy]

He remind anybody else of Sheldon..?

[SynysterBear]

@MrEtchysketchy No, Sheldon reminds me of him.

[MCkirby666]

Dude had a pretty bad day.

[sleepoptimistic]

oh yeah and my favorite part of the video is when the black dude turns around and looks at rivers cool moment (or is it??????) bwahahahahahahah

[sleepoptimistic]

ok god has a really crazy sense of humor, its freakin weird..but kick ass at the same time..can't understand everything i guess which is cool man...cause you dont have to know everything...just have fun and be cool you know what i mean...and relax and chill and JUSt have fun dude and dudest dudettes damn str8 gangstur ass song...

[BenjiBrokenOFFICIAL]

I bet He was on drugs when he made this video xD

[kensterfg]

Whatever this guy is taking, I'll take double!

[TheBarryFerguson]

Rivers seems to pronounce drugs as 'jugs'

[OnThatPowder]

i wanna get my dick sucked and play with her vagina

[sniperboy098]

@OnThatPowder waaitt... what.?

[parrottfamily3]

I MISS THE 90'S!!!!

[i3oosted]

Love the EPi instead of a Gibson SG!

[Schnooglybooboo]

0:01 Morning wood!

[Xnatalie89X]

One Tree Hill brought me here!

[fatsjosh]

its just not a good song, sounds like it was wrote in 3 minutes and 37 seconds

[YouPlayG]

I don't understand the videoclip

[VEVOTroll]

No grandma, just becuase I smoke weed doesn't mean I smoke crack

[BigSpecialK23]

I love drugs

[realmaniek]

We're all on drugs and twoja stara wie, że ćpiesz.

[fateunreal]

Drugs are bad mkay

[314gbaby]

@fateunreal mmmmmkay mr macky

[OandSixPack]

106 people are not on drugs. jk we are all on drugs.

[radarcivilian]

0:43 that girl's got sass

[sniperboy098]

@radarcivilian misread that as ass... thumbs up if you agree.

[m1dnigh7]

@radarcivilian pedo bear much?

[radarcivilian]

@m1dnigh7 that makes no sense

[weezproductions]

You just think about things to closely while high, and it could lead to insanity if abused I think.

[ALJR206]

we are all rollin on XTC

[CaesarBonaparte]

after he gets smacked by the board...how are his glasses NOT broken?

[thezachattack014]

@CaesarBonaparte his glasses are on drugs too!!!

[Emu1gmx]

yeah.. I donno.. wasgetting high for 6 years dayly.... now im trying to quite and fuck me this is harder then u'd think...

I hade a shit load of fun with weed but I would never go as deep as I went if i could chose again.

Its everyones desicion to make but Weed isnt that nice and glittering as some californian kids might make it look. I DOES change you.. your friends WILL notice... im not wsaying dont do it but know what ur getting into. dayly stoneing sucks as hell

[tommy123333]

What's this song about ??

[KaleidoscopeSoul]

@tommy123333 In my opinion (though other's may differ) I think the song is about how each person is always "addicted" to something, always trying to get something feel better weather it be real drugs or just their addiction to work etc.

[dsidesnyc]

drugs are cool! gimme gimme gimme

[cc101842]

@dsidesnyc i used to say that then i remembered i wasent 2....

[andikid234]

105 people dont have money for the drugs

[MegaEpicWaffles]

guy reminds me of Cyrus from Heroes?

[1990GreenDay2009]

@MegaEpicWaffles Sylar?

[MegaEpicWaffles]

@1990GreenDay2009

Skylar IDK its been years since i seen Heroes lol

[1990GreenDay2009]

@MegaEpicWaffles It's Sylar. I'm watching it right now

[DreamsInHD]

@1990GreenDay2009 i love heroes :3

[1121302]

we are all on drugss yeahhh

[314gbaby]

so is this an anti drug song or....?

[Kool4Sure]

@314gbaby Well, Rivers Cuomo claims that it is more generally about the over-stimulated society addicted to the internet, gambling, drugs and relationships. And in an interview Rivers said, "Don't take it literally...I'm singing more about the fact [of] how addicted we all are to stimulating ourselves, and over-stimulating ourselves with music, or whatever it is in our lives. [It's] not necessarily about drugs."

[314gbaby]

@Kool4Sure thanks dude!

[Frostmanej]

lol that old man with white hair tried so hard...XD

[Wolfgang42m]

I used to have a top comment but then I took an arrow to the knee, and a drug to the vein

[foreverspagetti]

Best day ever?

[whatupstalker]

Please tell me I'm not the only one that noticed Rivers boner

[Isaakmyxowolf]

Ja,no se saca nunca los anteojos

[RexPunchmaster]

good song ruined as soon as my mate pointed out he's singing "we are all on jugs"..

[drenchedinblood239]

i like how his glasses are still on after being face planted..

[SureFireW]

Contray to popular belief, WE ARE ALL ON DRUGS....LMAO Sorry potman, I had to do it. Drugs: A substance that has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body, in particular. Which in its basic form is just about anything, the definition has only been changed for whatever reason. Coffee, Sugar, Tylenol, aspirin, anti- whatever, want to sleep, want to wake up, stomach ache, headache. Everything you put into your body has an affect to your body good or bad. :p

[ihateyorkie]

@SureFireW Every night when we sleep, our brain flows out a huge amount of DMT, which is one of the most illegal drugs on the planet. So regardless of what we put or don't put in our body, our own bodies actually create drugs.

U Mad straight edgers?

[SureFireW]

@ihateyorkie straight edgers? lmao Never heard of DMT. Anyways~ its a damn song an its catchy :p

[srgotinhas]

Lol, he speeps with glasses =B

[InSolitude917]

Who gives a shit. Drugs are bad, okay just listen to the music and shut the hell up.

[Mattraction513]

Moral of the story were all hooked on something

[element4008]

Stop with the fukin i took an arrow to the knee jokes before i really get an arrow on your knee.

[GayLifegaurd]

haha Who else has noticed he had morning wood at the beginning?

[lumyingluo]

this song rocks! and i like the video too \m/

[33did69on2001]

VEVO on legal drugs like tea and sugar biscuits lol

[JTM0470]

"ฝรั่ง" on the guitar is a Thai word means 1. Guava 2.Slang that refers to foreigners especially white people or simply known to Thais as "white trash".

F**k yeah

[ahah311]

@JTM0470 .....Yah!!.. you know mean Farung but white trash .......o_O"

[TheFlyingGazelle]

I used to make unoriginal jokes on youtube but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[AwesomeDude497]

very true very true..... imma go get stoned....

[AceTateDubstep]

Dank

[asfhycqqq]

i AM DruG!

[gido98]

102 ppl aren't on drugs :P

[multigilligman]

When you don't wanna quit cus' your really full of shit, then your on meth!

[frickleshnitzz]

HaHa. The ad at the start of the video is for a drug helpline.

[Ervelen]

Part of the people in the 2 609 574 views were on drugs and liked this because they were laughing so hard listening to this !!

[kindnugz420]

101 snitches disliked this video!!

[zukkiechan]

See the thing written on the red guitar? It's in Thai and it's written "Farang" which means foreigner.

Random fact :P

[vikratos]

I played this song last week in my school. Can't believe it every single time i listen to it again!

[XxRockhopperxX]

100 people are on drugs



[Planetaryy]

plank hitting you in the face = E.R.

[jeff62rey]

Why drugs?? S.N.A.F.U 'situation now all fucked up!' Isn't that why so many of us seek our 'drug' of choice? Can't handle, can't seem to fix, must escape anywhere, anyway. I do and I'm a therapist.

[AsianLiberationFront]

at 3:10 i realised why the room they were playing in was soaked.

[choutax]

Fuck yeah everybody do drugs!!

[seextone]

98 people are on drugs O_O

[pearljamdanno]

@seextone i think its more like 99 people ARE'NT on drugs xD

[ciaracustard]

I love that he wakes up with his glasses on. Always happens to me after a night out and I always think my sights been magically cured.



[Sm00thelectr0]

watch while your on drugs



[heyyousee]

are all the songs on the weezervevo an albulm?

[talvezsejavoce]

the life is a drug.

[billie2goat]

Is the ambulance driver the same guy that is in that tv show greek?

[pyrohyro9]

@billie2goat I think its their old bassist who was kicked for drugs.

[barrera544]

totally have to have done drugs to understand this vid lol its amazing <3

[MGVlaky]

instead of i wanna reach a higher plane wasn't it i want to confiscate your drugs ? i was either high or still am

[DubbleRaynebow]

@MGVlaky Pretty sure it was... It's odd that I picked up on that, actually. I only know this song because I listened to it lots as a kid. Yep. My dad was the best at parenting.

[NonExistentPatrisha]

@MGVlaky You're right. I thought I was going crazy for a second.

[macunfraidh]

@MGVlaky The original one yes, but then the 2nd pressing of the album had the new crappy lyric...I prefer the old one :)

[vikratos]

Can somebody explain to me the theme of this song please? I swear I can't understand ir.

P.S: It's not sarcastic...

[mortabis]

97 people aren't on drugs.

[livialioness07]

Never done drugs but I love this song!

[fordsucks27]

These cunty mother-fucking, cocksucking, ass eating, fucking commercials can fucking fuck off!

[harrisonkew92]

Quite surprised that nobody's put something like "97 people aren't on drugs"

[lacrosse4031]

I think this video is to explain that drugs are very affective... eh, who am I kidding no it's not! :)

[pyrohyro9]

is that their old bassist at 2:47?

[abeaumont05]

Why do people make up lies about something they clearly know nothing about? If anyone is in doubt about Marijuana, just google it and read for yourself. Don't pay any attention to people posting on youtube!

[RexTheMedusian]

not sure it was worth the money. Song is dull

[xXjessemoog87Xx]

I love how River's hair is dry at 3:16, but then wet again lol.

[TheeLittleeKidd]

Isnt that the house for Green Day 21 guns

[nathanisbauce]

story of my life.

[Franciscus491]

'Astronauts:Success' on the newspaper

[thescottishkitten1]

we are all on drugs...its true!

[benlover2]

2:18 ฝรั่ง

[iamjosssssh]

when i first saw this video in 2010 i was wondering if i was the only1 noticing that he had morning wood.... Glad to see that i wasnt the only 1 noticing that.

[Wolfgang42m]

a girlfriend can be a drug

online gaming can be a drug

hate can be a drug

politics can be a drug

knowledge can be a drug

love can be a drug

but not all of these are the same drug...can you see the difference? I do

[undershock94]

@Wolfgang42m 1 penny philosophical quotes ftw

[allink]

@Wolfgang42m Those may all be addicting, but none of those are drugs.

[WmK969]

@Wolfgang42m>>very true, so many addictions, so little time >_<

[mazafuzle]

@Wolfgang42m can drugs be drugs?? are chuck norris jokes drugs??,,i use to do drugs but then i took an arrow to the knee

[Wolfgang42m]

@mazafuzle it is the neurotransmitters your body produces when your mind feels pleasure towards those objects or ideas that are actually the drug, however, since those objects or ideas are producing that addiction they can themselves be considered drugs in my opinion

[alliant]

@Wolfgang42m

drug is a word invented to marginalize people who use particular drugs that alter your behaviour in a way that is contradictory to capitalist consumer culture. hence, coffee, sugar and alcohol are A.O.K....meanwhile MDMA and psychedelics, tremendously beneficial psychoactives, are outlawed both from recreational use and medical research

[Mcdovin1]

@mazafuzle That got old on 11/11/11

[mazafuzle]

@Mcdovin1 i dont even remember what i posted bro so fuck off

[Wolfgang42m]

@mazafuzle and the hunt for Wolfgang42m's comment begins

[JustGoWithItINC]

@mazafuzle shut the fuck up and takes some drugs!

[mazafuzle]

@JustGoWithItINC YES SIR!!!

[lukexelf12]

@mazafuzle I used too .... but then i took an SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE .. the jokes are overused and super iritating 

[ISAWBatman]

@lukexelf12 I think that's what that guy was trying to prove

[mazafuzle]

@lukexelf12 u mad bro??

[TheLeontv]

does any one notic the boner at 0:01

[Gman5to72]

@TheLeontv now i do

[seextone]

@TheLeontv hahahahahhaah XDDD

[Finchspielberg]

this video is hysterical

[ciscofjg]

did the driver dude really punched back when he crashed?that Gnarly

[benjnewman1378]

that board layed him the fuck out if he had to b in an ambulance

[vivirty]

@ACEmarcus12345 u dnt have to read this to get kissed lol

[GN0MEz]

@ACEmarcus12345 you live i fear

[GN0MEz]

@ACEmarcus12345 you live in fear

[The1stDuckman]

weezers the best choice of drug

[TheSepptera]

I'm wet ...

[Daniel7860]

... They know!!!

[kelbell294]

this song is the tits

[MrShredFish]

@kelbell294 lol

[1233soccer]

@kelbell294 fuck yea

[feedmeh1]

0:25

[FeelingFeline]

BEVURLEY HILLLZZZZ DATS WHURR I WANNER BURRRR.

I honestly didn't mind this band and found them quite alright until that song came out. XD

[UNCARING1]

pot is not a drug. it's a gift from god.

[TheBigdingaling]

@UNCARING1 Bout damn time somebody set the records straight.

[bearmassaro]

@UNCARING1 A day without pot is like night.

[TheFlimOfFlam]

@bearmassaro if you cant go one day without pot you might have a problem...

[bearmassaro]

@TheFlimOfFlam It's actually from an old "Cheech & Chong" skit...

[TheFlimOfFlam]

@bearmassaro oh....im more of a Jay and Silent Bob kinda guy.

[bearmassaro]

@TheFlimOfFlam Awesome! "Snoochie to tha Moochie!"...

[TheFlimOfFlam]

@bearmassaro Snootchie Bootchies!

[thewhatswhatshow]

@TheFlimOfFlam omg same they are so fucking funny do you ever listen to there podcasts ?

[TheFlimOfFlam]

@thewhatswhatshow sometimes. pretty fudgin funny

[SocksNsnipers]

@UNCARING1 That's what they said about Cocaine untill they fully understood it's charestics and health problems.

[BlueberryBubblegum18]

@SocksNsnipers Many studies have been done on marijuana. It has been found to increase your risk of cancer but so does Alcohol and Cigarettes and they are legal. It also contributes to memory loss in old age but then again so does Dementia. It can cause learning difficulties in children when smoked by a pregnant woman but hey there's plenty of stupid kids out there who's mother didn't smoke pot. See where I'm going with this...? :)

[SocksNsnipers]

@BlueberryBubblegum18 Not really.. It also causes many people mental health issues including Bi Polar syndrome and extreme anger issues.. (Long term)

[jtrevin1]

@SocksNsnipers Lmfao...Bi Polar syndrome and extreme anger issues?? extreme anger issues? really? Omg I can't stop laughing...Let me guess you heard this from.....the media? Oh oh let me guess....you've never done a study on this? Let me guess...you've never touched it in your life...Am I getting close? Oh oh let me guessssss....you are a dumbass? Ok that explains your thinking....

[SocksNsnipers]

@jtrevin1 LMFAO your a faggot! One, I used to do it alot with my mates until I became dependant on it, I thought I was all good until my family took me to the youth centre who organised an apointment with a doctor. I had one ulcer in my stomach (thank god it didn't burst) the smoke severely decreased the capactity of my Lungs(that I can never repair) I became pyranoid over the most stupidest things and my attention span is fucked.. So shut the fuck up I have dealt with this shit first hand prick

[jtrevin1]

@SocksNsnipers It seems that you've completely gone away from your "Bi Polar syndrome and extreme anger issues" statement...changed your mind? lol Anyways your ulcer did not come from smoking weed they mostly come from a bacteria in your stomach..You probably just made it worse by smoking...and if you were so "pyranoid" your shit was probably laced...Or maybe you're a crackhead who knows...

[SocksNsnipers]

@SocksNsnipers It wasn't fucking laced and I have never done crack.. And I was talking about my personal experience which is why I didn't say anything about Bi polar.. So no I haven't changed my mind.. I don't give a fuck go smoke some plant from the fucking ground and poision your brain. Stupid cunt.. I'm through with your shit so I'm blocking you.. Seya stoner mother fucker hahhaa.