Added: 3 months ago
From: SkyyJohn2
Views: 24,448
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (608)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • Poon: A large Indo-Malayan evergreen tree. I had to go to Urban Dictionary for this one=/ Too graphic for YT lol.

  • if i have to throw up then that pu**y smells like shit! btw your not gay if you think that pu**ys are freakin ugly as shit xD

    @skyyjohn2 4:46 best face eva xD

  • i never seen a poon,but i am sure i will not throw up the first time i see one,cause i look at a lot of porn and i really want to see one in real

  • I wanna stick my dick in it, but the pussy ain't this piece of art you talkin' 'bout. It's an orifice that looks like some alien-shit.

  • I want make love to like FIRE! that had rolling! XD hahahaha

  • DISARGEE! Bro's before ho's

  • All this talk of poon makes me hungry.......

  • don't mean he is gay she could have a over worn poon then again if he never seen poon soo you know

  • "I'm going to kill you with Love!" Omg lol...but you're right, these days you have to see what they working with before marriage >,< Else you'll be tied up :o!

  • Skyy, couldn't it be a really ugly and nasty vagina. I know sometimes untrimmed, unshaved poon can make me want to puke too. Clean nice looking ones gets me crazy, naturally. And trust me brah, i am not gay.

  • ALL PREVIOUS COMMENTS ARE RUBBISH.. Vagina is disturbingly hideous 90% of the time and everybody that has experiance with ladies can and will tell you that. Women can paint there faces to hide ugly and diet to hide ugly but nothing besides surgery can hide that monstrosity downstairs. Vomiting at the site a particularily disasterious vag is weak but proves nothing about your sexuality.eeeeyuck

  • hahaha this video was great. i love skyy acting like a sexual predator, the accent tops it off perfectly.

  • Hey everybody I have a question there is this girl in my class who I really like. Ive been hanging out with her for awhile now but before I asked her out she just randomly told me that she has a boyfriend. So I decided to leave her alone scince she has a boyfriend but she still comes and tries to talk to me, she told me she loves me and she even gave me a note that says "I love you" on it. Her friends tell me that she really doesnt have a boyfriend but she says she does. What the hell do I do?

  • how can i youtube message you?

  • Wild is Good yow! :D

    - Anglacer™

  • DUDE I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS VID ON THE POON!!! ROFL THIS SHITS FUNNY AS HELL!!!

  • Ok so this guy is going through something normal for alot of people. The first time I seen pussy up close like that the firs thought in my mind was how am I gonna eat thing with out getting sick. Once I did it I found it was AWESOME AS FUCK!! Sky is absolutely right Pussy is the most fucking beautiful thing ever created. Just grow yourself some fucking Testicles and eat the fucking thing, once you try it you will never want to get sick again, oh and don't forget it tastes fucking ASWESOME!!! ;)

  • @1984nighthawk450 i watched alot of porn when i was younger still do haha anyway i didnt actually see what a vag looked like for a long time when i found out it was like wtf is this i understand the guy but yeah he shouldnt have thrown up

  • @121314151617181943 I absolutely agree man there is no reason to throw up unless you are GAY!! Sure the first time its like omg its all slimy but once your in there its more like omg I WANT MORE OF THIS SHIT!! LOL so seriously he either needs to man up and just do it or admit he loves dick and move on. Either way hes a fucking dick lol

  • at least us girls don't have ball cheese...

  • lmfao i can always turn to sky to make me laugh til it hurts

  • damn! he might not be gay tho, he embarrassed the fuck out of her thats for sure

  • this is my favorite episode

  • "Burn you like a dragon" - Too much Skyrim, bro.

  • She is old then

  • It means i drank too much beer.

  • Comment removed

  • There are some nasty vaginas out there man... The stuff nightmares are made of!! But if this guy's barfing at EVERY chance to snuggle up to a fresh slice... 'what-what?

  • Well Im a girl and Im straight. But I have to admit, I know the difference between a nice looking pussy and something thats just weird. They dont all look like the ones in the pornos.. Some of them are just scary.. Sorry that you had to see one of those your first time buddy...

  • Well they ain't for looking, they're for fucking. Don't look at it, fuck it. Just like you don't fuck something you're supposed to look at. You don't go to an art gallery and try fucking things. So don't go to a vagina and start looking at it. Fucking weirdo. What has porn done to people? God.

  • CAN I SHARE YOUR TEXT BOOK?

  • Her Poon Is F'ed & Not In The Good Way !

  • Skyy's African Accent Killed Me Hahahaha

    And P.s. Its Ghanain (Pronounced Gar Nay In)

  • @ArGyProductions I know his African accent is funny as hell! And yes Sky, it is spelt Ghanaian but pronounced Ga-nee-an.

  • Wrong Edvice! Wash your junk 'yo filthy smelly c*'! That's what he should say to her. She wouldn't be sucking his c*k if he had cheese and piss and one week bacteria residue because he hadn't washed his shlong for a week. The same applies to smelly cunt. Wash it bitch and keep it higenic. I ain't suckin' and lickin' piss and the juices of a dude who fucked you yesterday. WASH your c* b*h and disinfect it. Keep it pristine, use feminine product to keep the proper PH and bacteria and fungi of f!!

  • PS. Gynecologist have degrees for vagina cleaningless. Degree 1 is clean spick-and-span virgin never fucked. Clean deflowerd vigina kept pristine clean, no fungi, bacteria etc is Degree 2 clean.

  • Ghananian HAHAHA

  • uum me throw up at seeing some poon? she musta been one hairy mother fucka

  • As for the last dude who threw up at the sight of pussy...sumthins prolly wrong there...I mean...I literally threw up due ot smell...cuz sometimes that shit smells fuckin terrible...and I mean...just...terrible lol. But as for the looks...I dunno...means hez gonna have to maintain eye contact the entire time or do it with the lights off =/.

  • theres some nasty poon ive seen that might make me throw up if i saw it in person all wet with these huge lips that look like a baboons ass mixed with some wierd idek. but thats some rare shit. if you throw up seeing the average piece of poon. your prob gay

  • wild black kunts gone wild

  • I've cum across some nasty smellin' poon dude so I don't blame him.

  • what happend with friends over hoes ?

  • @onxiaftw "friends over hoes" ? what its bros over hoes

  • I'm Ghanaian as well and your 'representation' of this guy is funny as hell :D

    Cracks me up everytime lol

  • i have to admit i was alittle grossed out by the poon when i first started hittin it but after years of that....now i just enjoy looking at it, i cant get enough of it!!!. it looks damn sexy now haha. you'll get used to it kid when weve been looking at our shit for the first 15 or 16 years of our life and nothing but that. a girls package could seem rather strange. the wetness will help you and the image too so keep practicing buddy.

  • Comment removed

  • A good piece of pussy should never make you not wanna smash. You got some sugar in that tank bro!

  • blue waffle

  • hold your nose to eat food you dont like....

    CLOSE your eyes if you cant stand the look of poon.. have blind folded sex to get used to it.. once you get used to it.. open your eyes.. good advice right?

  • 2:10 I couldnt stop laughing fucking hell skyy, your epic.

  • i havent laughed this hard for a very ver long time

  • wait......SINCE WHEN WAS RAPE ILLEGAL?

  • skyy, if you're experimenting with the format of the show i thought id give you some feedback. dont show comments and play audio that doesnt go with the comments at the same time

  • It means you had too much seafood for dinner.

  • im still laughing at .... I WANT TO MAKE LOV LIKE FIRE, I WANT TO BURN YOU LIKE A DRAGON. IM GOING TO KILL YOU WITH THE LOV ... IM GOING TO KILL YOU WITH THE LOV ..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • throw up from looking at a slice of strawberry shortcake?

    only two words to explain it: blue waffle.

  • Skyye Dropping a couple of memes !

  • Comment removed

  • I love skyy's troll face at 4:46. Classic!

  • @EphemeralVampire fak the shit XD

    

  • say Punany....real bahamian bredren!!

  • Hey Dude just pretend its a tuna fish sandwich & take a bit. Then put your cock in between the buns, and when done squirt your mayonnaise all over her pretty mouth, for desert. If you can't then your gay, and then just go suck on a wet cucumber and listen to the village people. Remember dude there is nothing wrong, with having a little sugar in your tank, now show your pride.-LOL

  • So tell me this, if hes Gay, How did he get her legs open in the first place? Its obvious hes attracted to her, he likes her, Last time i checked your only Gay if your attracted to men, he likes the girl. If he Didnt he would not have botherd in the first place. What are you guys saying hes subconsciously Gay and doesnt know yet? Vaginas are ugly, How can you like Tits, Like Ass, But not Vagina? there is a problem here, i think professional help is needed Tbh.WTF?

  • @StackyTacky just because he got inbetween her legs doesn't mean he's not gay. theres a lot of gay dudes who say they are into women when they're young because that's what their environment dictates. but seriously, have you ever heard of a virgin physically throwing up and leaving after seeing a girl who is "wet and sticky" aka ready to have fun? FUCK NO, hes gay. his ONLY excuse is if the girl had a blue waffle Lol

  • @tallfreak825 and btw, there's nothing wrong with being gay etc. etc.

  • @tallfreak825 So he was subconsciously gay? your saying some gays were attracted to woman only because of there environment? So you can look at a girl and want to fuck the living shit out of her because of your environment?Dude iv'e never thought of a snatch as the best looking in the world,but i love women so much it got me addicted to sex and porn.I dnt think hes gay tbh. thinking a vagina isnt the prettiest in the world does not make you gay I know alot of straight dudes that can back that up

  • @tallfreak825 Throwing up is a different story LOL. if hes so disgusted by it that he is no longer attracted to the girl. or cannot put his dick in it. Maybe he is Gay. But thinking Vagina isnt pretty does not make you gay. That's all im saying.

  • @StackyTacky yea thats true, some poon is that pretty like the one's that look like a pound of roast beef LOL

  • @tallfreak825 hahahaha

  • ha this nigga crazy. but on the real though, vaginas are ugly

  • As we all know, some poon need the skull and crossbones label before diving in.

  • sky if a vagina purrs im leaving...

  • sky the guy said it was unclean, id rather not top that myself

  • hahahahahaha ur hilarious skyy

  • im goin to kill u with the love wtf ahahahaha im just died laughing

  • he's not gay. poon could be nasty, and I mean nasty.

  • allergic to poon?? step aside boy give someone else a go that isnt a bitch!

  • I find pussy real gross unless it has cameltoe, I have no idea why, but unless there is skin covering the pink I find it nasty. Doesn't make me gay. Lol

  • Best ATJ in a while. Had me rollin' brah!

  • that guy is definitely gay. hey skyy, can you not put a video in the comment/ todays question bit at the end. call me dumb but its annoying trying to read and have that in the back ground too.

  • Come on guys!! If you're looking at some poon and decide "Naw, i'm not touching this shit", it only means that your "gut instinct" says leave this one alone. Have standards!!! DON"T SCREW EVERYTHING!

  • lol he said u know u gay right at 4:46

  • To ATJ, is blue waffle a good kind of poon too?

  • That she needs a bath, industrial bleach and a lawnmower.

  • it looked 3Dish from 2:12-2:14 lol

  • Skyy i havent been on my youtube in over a year and this was the first video i watched. At first i was scared that you werent makin videos anymore cause the setup is crazy but then i saaw this. Thank God for SkyyJohn getting young men laid world wide =' ) its beautiful. Carry on my friend!

  • HAHAHAH THIS IS FUNNY AS FUCK!!!!!

  • 4:45 to 4:50 ...LMAO

  • it means you arnt drinking enough

  • Well excuuuuuse us for being all "wet and slimey". v_v sounds like that last guy deserves to stay a virgin.

  • @RatedP4penguines Hey look, there's some freakish looking pun any out there ok? Can't blame the guy.

  • @RatedP4penguines he's safe only cauz he said it was unclean.........

  • @RatedP4penguines AMEN GIRL!! If poon isn't nice and wet I then it aint no fun ;)

  • This episode with the African guy part is epic as fuck!! thats probably the 5th time I watch this episode..

  • OMFG hahahah  the african accent sex talk is EPIC !!!

  • WET AND SLIMMY IS THE BEST KIND OF POON!

  • Umm poon isn't created for watching, it's created for fucking, last time i checked!And yes he IS gay!

  • You don't have to be gay to think up close and personal poon is nasty. Just means you don't like giving girls oral.

  • She might have had some sort of vaginal infection.

  • nope, that guy is gay.

  • wtf skyy

  • Skyy, nasty shortcake, just ain't right. I have come across some that as soon as I spread the legs to introduce myself, I was hit with a smell that could curdle the milk inside the cow. I still hit it, and it was dam good. Ladies, you ask us to clean up before we take out the tool, please, please do the same for the shortcake. When you clamp down, sight and hearing are gone (big girls, I love em). We want to enjoy the smell and taste.

  • ok. If its wet, and she has her juices slowly seeping out and its clean then its ok. But if its dirty and smells bad, then that my friend is a No-Go situation. LOL.

  • girl must've had a blue waffle

  • If I saw dirty, nasty and stanky rat poon I wouldn't bang it. If you call that 'beautiful' then you haven't been smashing dirty, stanky rat poon.

  • Comment removed

  • @ClassicChivalry really wish i hadn't seen your comment. curiosity got me and I had to search it. words escape me, honestly.

  • The Bastards back =)

  • Blue Waffle...

  • This motherfucker never backs out of any type of Poon, the dude is gay but this guys sure as fuck isnt!!!!!

    /watch?v=h-5tX38E3ak

  • @KaptainKawk hahahaha man his balls are huge for what he is asking for hahaha if his balls rub off on me then maybe i would be so brave =p

  • @KaptainKawk LOLOLOL that dude is a badass hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @KaptainKawk hahaha wow... gonna dream about this guy now lol

  • After dinner my place..starting to get hot..take her $#!7 off smell fish see blue waffle o_O throw up!!{fedal position)...and Cry "find a happy place...

  • am i the only one physically disabled to fuck the subscribe button?

  • sky, you smoke crack before this?

  • It means that bitch got a stanky pussy and I mean stanky cuz i went deep sea diving with some tunas before lol.

  • peapods and poon...now theres an analogy:)

  • cuz thats gay XD

  • Lol do you really do that with your hands while grinding?

  • 1:40 so true...

  • that question by 12wildcrezz sounded like he was texting it to john as it was happening. XD

  • homeboy is gay

  • I can tell u john this is one of your funniest episodes in a long time

  • I love me some poutine but i eat that shit warm, no way i'm eating that cold

  • wild african sex? = awebawae awebawae...

  • im gonna kill you with the love LOOOOL

  • GHANA!! MY HOME COUNTRY!!

  • it means you took Hillary Clinton out to dinner

  • You know you gay right?

  • It means it's anal night.

  • puurrrr ;)

  • I don't know who leaves after the first question but i stay through the whole thing!

  • "can i share a textbook" xD

  • gay guys don't throw up when they see pussy now do they?

    if you actually threw up then it's probably not that you're gay but there's something seriously wrong with that pussy or it might had been something you ate?

    however, if your puking at every pussy then there's definitely something wrong with you. go get it checked out.

  • 3 stories, well done skyy =)

  • lol saying shit like that is a west african thing, my sister got married 4 months ago and her husband said something like that too, it's not to be taken seriously or probably it's a term for "I'm going to fuck the shit out of you" because it's not in their culture to have sex before marriage so their fucking beasts locked in cages ready to bursts out when it comes to pussy lmfao

  • funny as hell

  • Ive learned to trust my gut....and if i throw up its my gut telling me this girl is Nasty..

  • It means you're like the bear in goldilocks.....old, cold ass shit, aint happening, and shit that looks like its on fire means you don't want a flaming dick. Moderation, my friend.

  • I'm goign to kill you with the love XDDD bahahaha

  • I had this mexican chick, she was smoking hot, however, as soon as I got down there I was surprised to find an out-of-date smelly hellknowswhat shitcake. My manhood was begging to let this one go, but you know me better :P

    Took her to shower, put some soap on fingers, washed her sponge and "woula!" Good as new :D

  • maybe your guts are telling you "i dont do that, you should ordered the sushi"

    and by the way you cant please everyone skyy , two questions were fine

  • it means you're throwing up.... and gay.!

  • maybe your guts are telling you "i dont do that, you should ordered the sushi"

  • food poisonning. defienetly.

  • Probably because I recognize it.

  • i love skyy's ghanaian accent :)

  • Amber Rose. Now that's a beautiful poon. If you disagree, muhfucka you is GAY.

  • his look at 4:43 lmao

  • if you're from Ghana, you're Ghanaian, not Ghananian. just sayin'

  • Well, if this was the first time that dude saw a pussy, well maybe it was a fucking ugly one, they do exist. Dude had nothing to compare it to.

  • This kid could just be scared or finds her vagina looks nasty, both natural and NOT gay! Shit makes great fertilizer, but if a woman’s pussy smells or looks like it, I am NOT about to fuck it...

  • it means she better start showering beforehand

  • poon the only thing that is ugly and beautiful at the same time

  • if it smells bad im out. 

  • But i love punani

  • he's probably expecting a camel toe but instead saw an alligator's foot

    surprise surprise

  • Either you gay or have a really fucked up fetish

  • " :-D ... You know you gay right?"

  • The only thing throwing up is my dick

  • seriously i havent laughed so hard in a long time!...much needed,cheers skyy

    p.s you got a straight psycho impersonation of an African-im African and that shit killed me!

  • Cmo'n Skyy, lets ALL be honest!

    not every human being out there is good looking, therefore not all vulva out there is as beautiful as they say it is

    backing out on a hideous looking thing, doesn't make you gay

    ...it just means you have STANDARDS

    - Anglacer™

  • @Anglacer Anglacer TM? no one TM worthless shit

  • 0:58 - 1:23 HAD ME ROLLING!!!

  • my first time was with this slutty chick, i told this story before, i knew her pussy had to look bad so i just didnt look down there, not even when i was trying to get in, i didnt look down and i went into the battle without protection. fuck bad ass bastard rambo shit

  • whats it mean? it means it wasnt a vagina....

  • Some one needs to show Skyy blue waffle.

    That will change his mind about poon being "beautiful" :P

  • i love you for posting the pacquaio fight.