What? Long and pointless?! YAY!

[TimAllJ]

This video is full of epic win.

[realityisrelative89]

does lori have a sock with rocks on it to go with her paper and scissors socks?

[Saanyooo]

This was my favourit walt movie!:) Anyway she's eating part was cool:D

[kuykee]

dude. that video was not annoying. it was sexy.

lol im kidding

i kinda did think you were kinda annoying when i first started watching a little bit a while ago but like now im used to you and think youre cool and stuff and yeah. and like i can relate because i break out in weirdness too.

anyway. um. hey! bye :)

peace.

lol.

[JamesAWBryant]

ummm...i want your shirt ^^

[deutschlandlieben]

was she humming "Big Spender" haha (:

[SuperNerd528]

would it be wrong if i said...

Thats what she said to the title of this video. haha

[twizzlersandcameras]

i meant it is

lol

[twizzlersandcameras]

11:36 right now

[llamalover887]

oh my gosh that video was not annoying. Rambling is the best way for people to actually just be themselves. It's so cool how you randomly mention and tag youtubers throughout your video too. Love it.

You really have to do more of these kinds of videos, it'll prep you to be a network news anchor by age 30. Back to you John... I really need to go to sleep now.

P.S. I didn't realize Anastasia wasn't a Disney movie till I watched your video. Rambling saves the day again.

[talkytom]

are your glasses versace?

im pretty sure i had those EXACT glasses.

[TheCrazyistAli]

are you ever gonna wear contacts again or not wear your glasses.

not that you look gross with them on, its just i think you look better without them.

ether way you look amazingly good lookin.

haha loveee youu

[xXDazerJonasXx]

your so funny! what a wondrful video. ur friend is funny!

[CassolinaGee]

hahahahahahaha around 6:15 BIG SPENDER! lol my best friend sang that in choir last year, and they had slutty choreography to match! hoooraayyyy! =]

[Hippomillepede]

hot damn!

someone got it.

[tehdebbeh]

these nonsense videos are my favorites. so, this pretty much made my night. i've told you many times but, i freaking love you.

[rawriamdinosaur]

XD you are so adorable hahaha

[straub11]

god you love disney movies dont you? how embarrassing hahahahahahahaohgodmetoo

and anastasia is not disney!!! oh wait you just said it. nevermind.

[volnessj]

embarrassing? I think it's embarassing that people don't love Disney movies. They're fecking amazing.

[ZeRyan66]

omg im in related vids! well on my screen i am.

[ZeRyan66]

omg. you = funny. ah.

[luv2sing245]

i fucking love YOU, Jordan :]

[raidyyyyy]

haha i find it funny that u can make a youtube about nothing and just talk, i would do the same thing. haha do u kno every word to the beauty and the beast movie?haha.

PS: could u msg me if u like that would be cool. oh btw ur cute and i love ur videos<3

[volnessj]

i know all the words to the entire movie.

[makinbacon254]

You remind me of Meryl Streep. (not really sure why, but it's not a bad thing. I promise.) :D

[lalaSike]

Yay you're a Sagittarius!

[QuackSaidTheCow]

gosh, u r hilarious, poor carmex was being wasted...:( im kidding, if it was on ur lips it was not wasted! haha, i love the socks.. they r pimpilicious..

[volnessj]

ooooooooooh those socks! Those are lori's. I got those for her when i went to london.

[myfaceissquiggles]

Why are you so cool? I mean, ugh!

[mothertruckerrrrr3]

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST! ha, i love that movie.

good acting along with it.

[clg420]

Aw, I want a present from you. :[

Oh, and was she eating your nuts?

[volnessj]

yes she was eating my nuts you sick bastard you

[DaWorldDominator]

haha Happy birthday! you had a little "Um" thing going didnt you? And you arent supposed to get carmex on your tongue! haha it tastes horrible!(lips only! :) )

[cougarfan1341]

wow, pointless on a whole new level. HEHE

[JohnnyA]

hahahaha i love the part when u show the gift so fast lol i saw nothing =) i really like when u do this things and i like when u go crazy. I want to see another zombie video hahaha =)

[keo522]

coolest socks EVA !!

[volnessj]

socks? Were there socks in this video?

[nat2343]

carmex!

[JaredYAY]

Peacoats are awesome.

[okiedokiez47]

aww ure laugh and smile are so cute =]

[Chivalryaintdead]

Hey Jordan, trying to get caught up on my subscriptions. Glad you're still doing crazy stuff. I have been taking a break from Youtube. Hope all is well.

[bumpercarmonday]

keyboards on phones are the best! so convenient

[volnessj]

fuck yeah they are. I've tried txting on the touch screen, but it's much more complicated.

[miemiec123]

haha, youu make me chucklee x)

[Cadwaladr]

Well, that was pointless, unless the point was HILARITY! I love you.

[volnessj]

the feeling is mutual

[violetsarepurple99]

nice ringtone!

THATS NOT MY NAME THATS MY MAH NAME THATS NOT MY NAME

[kittyeggrolls]

annoying, maybe, but i sat through the WHOLE DAMN THING.

[billiedu]

wow,i will graduate from the fucking high school soon!!im so excited about this.i mean i finally can get away from all this shit and start my new life...hahahahahahah..and in preparing for my graduation travelling:D

by the way,love ya V!

[sparkledreamer]

I hated high school in my last year too. I keep getting invitations to school reunions and every time I get one I think "I've only been out of school a few years. It's too early. And also, I hated most of you gormless sheep at school, what makes you think I want to hang out with you now?"

Okay, I'm done.

Awesome vid :)

[bumpercarmonday]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FREAK!

i fucking love that. a lot. my soulmate. i can't believe you made me wait all this time for a package...i'm sending you one for your birthday, but i'll have to send it after your actual birthday because that's when i'll be back in the america

[corpsevalentine]

disneykid1 challenge! on snaps

[buddhalovesme]

what are you going to do for college?

[volnessj]

photo journalism at the Art Institute of Minnesota

[Goobian]

I know when I was in high school I just wanted it to end too. And I have a cousin that is 20 now she felt that way too when she was a senior. That she was too mature for that crap anymore. But once you are gone you can't go back so you should just try to enjoy it.

[volnessj]

there's nothing left to enjoy. Senior year is shit.

[vclamp]

So just was IS in that Fargo water?

Have fun!

[aarbear83fierce]

i love it when you do disney stuff it makes me laugh and to me youll always me disneykid1

ps i dont like the carmax taste either but it help my lips so i us it and i should make a vid i would of had one about school but my friend wont email me the clips its a part one theres like 3 parts i think idk wow im rambling ummm ummm ummm ummm umm ummm umm lol well yep thats it now that ive wasted your time lol yep so ya

ttfn

aarbear

[volnessj]

hahah i like your umms. They're sexy.

BURTS BEES BETCH! OH YEAH!

[EirosNevermore]

that was AMAZING!

ok well...

but still.

the best long and pointless videos are the extremely strange long and pointless videos.

so yeah. just made my day, at 12:54 am.

[GuruMN]

The sound effects of the gift and card are funny!

[volnessj]

i didn't even realize there were sound effects. Hah

[butterflygurl239]

im going to be lame but i never get the first view! but i love you! u crack me up!