What Hipsters Say, and What They Really Mean

[marrymemarkpontius]

Omg yes!

[gloriaaa15]

Me:

have a good day i hope a miracle in life helps you as a person yourself & have a successful future among the people around you :)

what it means:

i hope you stop being bitchy so that someday people will like you :)

& no im not a hipster, but we do share ideology

[okokookchristy]

idk why,but people call me hipster -.- im just different lol and dont like wearing what most people wear

[MrRocky619]

no matter what they say they always really mean "im a fagot that tries to be cool by doing fagoty things"

[thekidwith1eye]

... people tell me i am a hipster, but if i deny it then it makes me look more like a hipster. CONFUSION,

[1sammyshay]

1:22 so true

[Alliecat5795]

this is freakin hysterical i love this.

[originalvoldesnape]

that awkward moment when you realize that you say so many of these things >_<

[12764010]

marry the fuck out of me.

[MARPSTE]

u look better as a hipster

[Sannejanssenxxx]

maustacheeee

[felixlahaye]

I would like to point out that she looks a lot better in her hipster outfit...

[vangalish23tamo]

your awesome!

[BlackSN8K]

You fat blob of pig shit shut your fat ass up, bitch!

[itsalexeverybody]

@BlackSN8K she is pretty and she isnt fat fuck off you you nasty ass troll KJSDNKJCHKJFBkljchbvlakjBVLKHJ­abvkljabVLJBAsdlkjdvbwdhilbVHI­LBWEVHY

[Thejasperthecat]

I love your voice... so much

[ElSambrero]

i hate hipsters more than i hated emos back in the day.

[TheRealSpoony]

This is not accurate at all...

[Rosettalovee]

Haha,pretty much true. Being a "hipster" is just another trend just like being "scene" was.

[ALXROGUE]

So true... HIPSTERS SUCK HARD! They are just idiots from 90s...

[queenb248z]

Your soo pretty and I love your hair both ways !

[MrSpa1n]

when i see people with those glasses it just irrataes me

[Ramirez1420]

Thank you! for explaining what I actually mean than say :P

[Q17sk8]

you look a lot hotter as a hipster

[dolldiary23]

Fuck I have a tattoo of a bird as well.

[dolldiary23]

I feel like a hipster now... cause I am a vegan and ride a bike LMAO... fuck I hate coffee too ;( I am still watching this and it sounds like my life. I love cats but I'm allergic to some of them... WTF. SHUT UP. AHHHHH

[gloriaaa15]

do you have any idea of what a real hipster is? :)

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

@gloriaaa15 A trendy, self-righteous shit who hates anything popular despite having incredibly dumbed-down/mainstream sensibilities.

[pavlovich53]

@ThazuaBlackarrow that pretty much describes every one I've ever met

[tamosiunas123]

you just fat and stupid

[TraciJoyS]

Charming! Love it

[nostalgicbadger]

Congratulations, you've managed to suck the all the humor out of making fun of hipsters. I got through two whole minutes of your video!

[jmarinio]

hipsters r so gay I must b easy to not really try to fit in and b awkward and just give up n call urself a Hipster

[koobz21]

@jmarinio Dude. Vowels. Use them.

[heavynov]

Hell, why is it just now that I understand hipster chicks like smelly overgrown guys. I may even get a girlfriend one day^^

[RyanJMNelson1992]

@itsilyssa All of this is true. Hipsters are terrible

[MrsCarter008]

She so pretty!!

[kap10shwetyballz]

Hipsters is like the idea of infinite...its exists and doesnt exist at the same time because it won't let itself

[marinaolivia93]

This is funny!

[xLynnLove97x]

Dude , you stole this from a Tumblr blog!!!! -_-

[RedDragonAutobot97]

mc-make americas fat? uh it is not mcdonalds' fault if you get fat while eating there food, it is a personal decisio as to whether or not you can get the energy to get off your lazy asses to burn of the calories. that is why i am happy to be canadian, you are taught that no exercise after eating mcdonalds leads to get fat

[koobz21]

@RedDragonAutobot97 that's not even what the video is about. Or are you trying to be a hipster?

[alohasnafu]

"i just got a tattoo of birds!" -- sooo true!

[KateTheBoo]

I LOVE MY LIFE BEING A DICKHEAD

[itsilyssa]

none of this is true...

[infinitelysteffanie]

"mcmake americans fat!" hahaha

[Kysk8s3]

I'm an involuntary hipster

[mintyhippo47]

not enough money to but a tv but you bought that shirt for 100 dollars...

[A4171GK12H]

@mintyhippo47 apparently you dont know hipsters...

[obsidianoasis]

@mintyhippo47 priorities...

[justmoijah]

This is amazing :)

[fiop789]

Ok, I love you, and you're hilarous! XD

[RDMaxpowers]

You are and idiot

hipster are idiots

Either you are a hipster or not , im sure you are an idiot

[SpongerSA]

You... are NOT a hipster

[TheHopop]

this is scary D=

[amcglockton2]

Omg you are so pretty!! And I found this video hilarious!:) Guys calm down and read the description box it is just a joke chill out-_-

[mluvbx8191]

You're really beautiful! Curly hair for the win

[RDMaxpowers]

@mluvbx8191 need to get out more.

[theEmmama95]

how did i go from watching melting crayons videos... to this?

[jho4shoz]

You are really pretty! No lie, I loved the video and a lot of the time I kept thinking "Wow she's gorgeous!"

[MrStoner46]

Oh and I've never got bitched by a so called "hipster"... The ones I've met were way more interesting and had more personnality than those mainstream douchebags you see everyfuckingwhere... And euhmmmm.............. By the means of this video, you are a bitch for trolling other people's choice of how they live their lives... Even tho many people are the way you say they are.. You are pretty much making me laugh since you took so much time working on this video that brings down other people. Any

[MrStoner46]

Hey girl, ur kind of bitching people but I like the way you do it haha... There are just so much fake people.. And hipsters and kind of the most wanna be style ever. Just be yourselves guys eh!

[ice0shay]

Stop bitching, its a video, dont like it, go blog on tumblr. -.- OR go read reddit cause your obviously a hipster who does both! ^^

[mayralee73]

hehehehe I like these comments... it's easy to tell who the hipsters are.

[kamz36]

I'm subscribing to you because you are just so delightful

[Ashleykoolie]

This girl is so cute! haha

[TheUsername135792468]

3:10 omg my friend does that!! lmao but she's not hipster. XD

[elfofhorror]

Fuck you whale!

[CloudedMind07]

I like you. :)

[qkk20]

Is just too long..... And you look better as a "hipster" lol ;)

[CarlyK019]

It's funny, because I actually do play ukulele because I cant play anything else

[CaroXX2]

I LOVVVE THIS

[XwickedXtwistX]

i cant believe i watched this entire thing..

[BMull63]

So, everything is sarcasm? You're not a hipster. You're a bitch.

[letusbelennon]

I think she's being ironic. 

[xxThroughThePainxx]

AND I THINK IM GOING TO DIE!

[codaboggs]

Lol hipsters are a bunch of judge mental douches

[hihowareubro]

this video is dumb first she say something sucks then she says she likes it

[sk8dudejames]

all the people in the comments bitching... you are the hipsters!

[bobbyrootz]

Idiot, only Like 20 percent of what you said applys to a "hipster" ...

[TheAkmx]

beautiful eyes



[jessicafaye5353]

Hipster's have a certain style. that doesn't make them liars, stupid, stuck up, and mean. which is what she just called them. this girl has issues.

[t0nt0650]

you're beautiful... that really means you're beautiful!

[brainsandbeauty09]

ur pretty!

[Coolgretel1246]

XD!

[juther123]

lol nice looking

[Mintonite]

This is hilarious!!

[usernamenamezsdfglki]

The internet just got a whole lot more pretentious.

[djalphamc]

i am gonna fuck your subculture ... you all are so stupid! MANIPULATION is the key

[utterlyizzi]

So good before you the description.

[saiyanprince101]

you looked hotter on the thumbnail...

[CharlieSmurffy]

@saiyanprince101 You know what's up.

[ReminensceOfWhatWas]

the people who created the game created hipsters

[Mr21Hipster]

You are very original.

[unionjackolantern]

Hipsters are all wannabe punks...... They did it first...... They did it harder and faster and with more love

[AshleyNite]

You are my new favorite person for making this video.

[MeeggssBeee]

Can someone please explain to me wtf is a hipster is?

[hotn702]

This Video Is Funny!! Being A Hipster Is A Lifestyle...It Something youre BORN With...its NOT Something You Just Become Over Night...And Hipsters Dont Even COnsider Themselves As "HIPSTERS'' U Can Always Tell The Real Ones From The FAke Ones. BE YOURSELF Retards!

[anatomyofanoxford]

I love your hair curly… it's nicer that way.

[lizardbreath818]

@helgenx umm why are you such a jerk? She is really pretty and really funny. Why does it matter that she is overweight? You should make a video called "how to be a d-bag." you would be perfect in that area.

[floraraujo123]

i read this on cracked!

[moveyourbody468]

The only thing I didn't like about this was that I got really sick of the word "hipster" about a minute in.

[UFOJockey]

Wait, if Hipsters want to seem intelligent, why would they be Republican?

[uhhuhherkisses]

809 people who watched this are hipsters,

[farvalellada]

You're sweet :3

[ObsessionLifestyle]

omg i died. lololol

[likkleginger]

Hehehehe look at all the touchy likkle hipster comments.

[dydb3]

Luuuuved the vid, you're a good actress, you know? comical :)

[helgenx]

Should call this "how to be a fatster."

[bubblybrooke92]

@helgenx True Youtbue loser.

[ChannelJen]

you really dont know whats a hipster.

[13Bee1]

hipsters don't talk like that. hipsters don't see themselves as hipsters. real ones don't try.

[OrtusPhoenix]

more like a bit of a faggot

[kateballdotcom]

I don't think you've ever met a hipster.

[L0v32run]

When you said "I don't like your jeans at all", you reminded me of Jenna Marbles. (:

[silencea13]

Speaking in third person ohh yeah your a hipster.

[NancyFcknBotwin]

You called yourself a hipster?....You're an idiot.

[FrynoRhino]

@NancyFcknBotwin lolno

[TOkenftw2010]

@NancyFcknBotwin she didn't literally call HERSELF a hipster -____-***

[blahblahblahman]

@NancyFcknBotwin

...But what if she's being 'ironic' by calling herself a hipster so that you will disqualify her as a hipster because she called herself a hipster, but secretly she IS a hipster?

...Hmmmm?

[amazingme1515]

@NancyFcknBotwin She didn't call herself a hipster. She is making fun of hipsters.

[SayWhatHannah]

Hi, my name is Poppy...

[MsLOVE18LEJO]

You are so pretty!

[swmpwater22]

you look like demi lovato(:

[mauricedeltaco2]

This is what Cracked.com wrote verbatim.

[OHSOOOFLY]

Pretty accurate. I hate hipsters. Chick in the vid is cute and funny. I'd hit it.

[tisokan]

Hipsters are intelligent? You mean they think they are intelligent.

[mandypandy96]

i just read of mice and men lol

[covetessness]

Hahahahahaha, so accurate. xD

[SuperNuela]

I honestly thought for a minute that you were Allie Grant...nice video, i laughed!

[niintyhma]

"So, I saw this really funny vid about hipsters online and I decided to try to be funny myself."

[ZachMetalAsFuck]

SPOT ON!

honestly hipsters fucking suck, it took me a while to realize which people i knew that were hipsters, but they basically have the mentality of "im better than you in every way without having to do anything to fullfill that status" and it's fucking annoying. they can be smart without being smart and funny without being funny, and talented without being talented, and always doing the smart thing without doing the smart thing. they SUCK !

[DrIronChapter]

@ZachMetalAsFuck ...or what you mean is they fucking rock! They are smart, funny, and talented and you love hipsters and you're a hipster! :D ...of course, I am kidding.

[censorthecensors]

This is awesome >.<

[1stclassrecordings]

lol, yea. To tell you the truth, its sad the whole "hipster" thing is actually another fad in disguise. but that girl on the heavier side is a cutie, Her hair is curly normal, and her hipster hair is straightened . I think I'd even rock her around my arm goin out to the town.

[DDareBionic18]

I...LOVE...THIS....

[worstycoasty]

this was in my suggested videos omg..... why do people call me hipster the only thing i actually do from what you have said is that i dont watch tv and i have had a blog for a few years. but other than that everything else are qualities that make me want to punch people in their faces

[LiPgLoSsGaLz]

you're so pretty! btw i like the curly hair the best ;D

[Dustin2010james]

I'm not even a hipster and I LOVE cats.

[mintyfever]

oh my fucking god one of my friends was a total hipster she still is but i hate her guts shes some snobby kid who thinks shes so cool but shes completely unoriginal and annoying

[SkyHamlet]

big mac.....dying ow

[123kats]

Lumberjack... hobos??

[mkklaa]

When you say your a hipster, you immedeatly are not a hipster.

[FrynoRhino]

@mkklaa Or when you say you're a hipster, you aren't a pretentious ass and you don't take thing seriously. So, I mean.

[Mr21Hipster]

@mkklaa Learn how to form a sentence and spell correctly.

[mypasswordistaco]

@mkklaa *You're

[iLOVEpicklesBRO28]

I love my music, and I hate radio, and DO look down on them for listening to that SHIT, but otherwise... I'm not like that.

[xHeartShapedBoxxx]

The ironic part of this is: how do you know all these things?

[babbitboot]

you are so pretty!!

[Skyler6314]

at 4:01 is she referring to megan fox? lol

[WreckedRadio]

There was really no need for the intro, but good video.

[Izzy8u]

Hipsters can be fake just like the next group. Btw I like your hair

[Cermy47649]

HILARIOUS!!! ...I think I'm better than you...

[FrenchspeakingchikXD]

that awkward moment when i say some of the things hipsters say;

[JackDaScarecrow]

the ultimate irony is a hipster admitting he or she is a hipster thats super duper ironic my whole world just got turned upside down....

[HoldOnTightxx]

this is annoying

[theserpantsang]

@HoldOnTightxx get over it

[Emmabentter]

your so funny! make more videos please!

[shea88barbie]

Haha., love ur glasses, whered u get them?? Do tell plz :)

[Ellcurr]

Hipster or not, overweight or not, hobo, lumberjack, whatever, you are soooo sexy:)

[Emmabentter]

your so prettty

[num1percussion]

i am thoroughly annoyed by this

[HoldOnTightxx]

@num1percussion me too

[punkqueenoftheelves]

lumberjacks or hobos.......or both. The BEST! That was awesome