The Best Pick Up Line Ever (AlkiStevens)

[DumaDUmmster]

hey, i think my dick just died, can i bury it in your ass?

[RealtreeAPBubba]

Roses are red

Bullets have lead

Get down bitch and give me head

[DJXONE23]

KIT OFF !

[DumaDUmmster]

roses are tits

violets are tits

i like tits

tits tits tits

[thecannonball34]

roses are red

violets are red

bushes are red

i think my garden's on fire.

[nfsm654]

This actually worked for me. Cheers Alki

[jabcoeel]

roses are green

violets are yellow

i can't rhyme

fridge..

[thejohnlaco]

Roses are red

Violets are twisted

Bend over love

You're about to get fisted

[glowbabyglowluxe]

Roses are red

violets are blue...I suck at poems k bye

[72travb]

roses are red

violets are blue

i fucked up with u

[xClutcHKiDx]

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I can't spell slut

Without U

[SCMRubix]

Does this smell like chloroform? 

[Snapshot290]

Strawberries are red

Kiwis are green

I'll eat your bread

If you know what I mean

[Pumpaction06]

Roses are red

Violets are dead

Get on your knees

And give me head

[TMGxCOHEEDx]

Rose are red

Violets are blue

I have schizophrenia

And so do I

[123hobao]

roses are red

apples are sour

so open your legs

and give me some power

[ChillTraX]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have alzheimers

Potato skin

[bradyo2]

dis iz shit it dunt werk

[maxiboiful]

Roses are tits

Violets are tits

I love tits

Tits

[TeamSoleciety305]

roses are red

violets are blue

my name is dave

MICROWAVE

[boredtrophyhusband]

lol did he write calvin klein jeans on his shirt?

[mrgamerwatch100]

roses are red vilots are blue shut the fuck up or ill kick the shit of you

[Alp3RM]

Which park is that??? are they from melbourne?

[skinnerz97]

He gets a slice of ham ahahaha !

[akashra711]

Funny enough, that would actually work in a lot of cases.. lol

[tatiwatyno1]

wats up with the jokes?!?!

[tatiwatyno1]

@54jords lol

[Raz0rF1am3]

now i have to go out and buy some ham, shittt

[MyEmberzz]

I am not joking, The park they are at is next door to my FUCKING HOUSE!

Aussssssiee!!!

[bobwatters]

do i need to warm the ham first?

[thebigcyrys]

athenes secret brother?!?!?!?!!

[soaniles]

Fail

[sodaholic12]

CLICK 5 FOR HOW MANY TIMES I'VE HAD SEX!!!!

[Campsen]

roses are red

violets are blue

stop stealing shiity jokes from antijoke

[54jords]

roses are brown violets are brown o fuck who shat in my garden

[ziion2deathnote]

roses are fine

so are violets

some poems rhyme

others don't

[ziion2deathnote]

roses are blue

camels are camels

this poem sucks

window

[theryan96]

roses are red

violets are blue

When im told to prompt my age

I put 92 

[BitchSlapperable]

roses are red

violets are blue

pornhub is down

your facebook pics will do

[ikilforkut]

tried it

HAMMIJOBS ARE AWSOME!!!

[TeQzFuSiOnZz]

nomnomnom hammy-j ...that takes me back

[Farglesword]

Roses are flowers,

Violets are too.

This video makes me,

Want a hammy-j - how about you?

[Respawn24]

Surely the girl will provide the ham.

[laxman123332]

Roses are brown

violets are brown

who took a shit on my garden

[sizey2]

roses are red

violets are blue

everyone in the comments are writing poems

and I can't rhyme

[rprio11237]

roses are gray

violets are gray

Im a dog



[MrOtherAlexIsWeird]

roses are red

violets are blue

i like turkeys

and tomatos

[rbobert18]

roses are red

lets play sherrades,

this is a bad way to tell you

but i've filled you with AIDS :)

[justingf15]

roses are read

violets are blue

idk why the hell I'm doing this

so fuck you to=)

[shannonroach11]

roses are red

violets are fine

i'll be the six

and you'll be the nine

[jarrodclarke1]

Roses are red

your waffle is blue

sort that shit out

or no sex for you

[MegaUs123456789]

Why in the hell everybody putting roses are red and violets are blue shit lmfao?

[aidennn69]

Hillside!



[PineappleBoots]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

We're having sex

Cause I'm stronger than you.

[27dedrummer]

roses are grey

violets are grey

I'm colorblind

fuck.

[TheHtmonaro]

Roses are red, violets are blue. What the hell is this shit do?!

[XtroHD]

roses are red violets a blue i want some ham.

[mlebon5]

hahaah stann !!!

[poleneitor]

im gonna try the emur impression thing hahahahaah xD

[Ac3Kryptonight]

LMFAO fuck i cant stop laughing

[XxiFifa12xX]

but does it blend

[Lozcooke]

'hammy J'

[OoReimanoO]

worked for me!!

[micolet09sumabat]

roses are red

violets are blue

open your legs now give me 1 hour

[10013itch]

Roses are red

Violets are red

bushs are red

houses are red

SHIT MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

[1996bruinsfan]

Roses are red

Violets are Caterpillar

This makes no sense

Refrigerator.

[Fitzyfooty123]

roses are brown

violets are brown

wait a second who the fuck has been shitting in my garden?

[DanOlsen05]

Talking about Pulling A Hammy!!

[KickstartPictures]

cool

[ihopeHESKEYrapesYOU]

GUYS i tried it by making a seal impression and now im getting laid twice a year :(

[TheRedAccess]

I Tried it, thanks so much! im officially going out with the hottest girl at my school!

[05Limi06]

There's 2 mins and 49sec I'll never get back

[JLNH96]

after this video i asked my gf to give me a hammy job, she laughed and left, thts 3 girlfriends this month :(

[ukbadbo1]

roses are red

violets are blue

dont try this

cause the girls wont hamjob you

[binky903]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have five fingers,

And the middle ones for you.

[101ges]

Erik Saade.

[destructorules]

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!11!! THIS ACTUALLY WORKS~!!!

1. Hold your breath for 10 minutes

2. Die

[xDeMitchx]

@destructorules i love you

[imsirious21]

roses r gray violets r gray..... shit, everything is gray, im a dog!!!

[MultiNedia]

roses are brown

violets are brown

who keeps shitting in my garden

[hkkitty123]

Roses are... Nevermind.

[TheZeratora]

roses are red

violets are blue

I have gun

get in the van

[Pr8jctzHD]

turles are blue chickens green wait wtf

[TheEpicmoviess]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Shut up wit all the flower stuff!!!

[AKinkiNun]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I hate rhyming

refridgerator

[ZacVeeBee]

Am i the only one who tried this???

[reptaryay]

roses are red

violets are blue

i have a gun

get in the van

[MrSkate210]

Good thing my Dad owns a deli.

[MyMuzikfreak]

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out) Would you like to??

[smw6624]

I wonder how many boys gave themselves a ham-job after watching this.

[SwomoProductions]

Roses are brown

Violets are brown

There is shit in my garden..

[Uzuchiajordy17]

I can't see any way that this wouldn't work

[ItsDmanDesignz]

Violets arnt Blue, Violets are Violet

[TheVidmaker12]

roses are red violets are blue

I AM PAINIS CUPCAKE

I WILL EAT YOU.

[TutorialTwoStudios]

I want to see what happened

[Cheisu7]

1:29 is hot.

[kyparkour1]

1:29 did he touch his balls...

[zoegleexx]

I got lead to this video from, "Cone-ing is the new planking" cuz i wacthed it on channel 10. Great stuff man.

[ZachNeilJohnson]

Roses are brown

Violets are brown

Okay, very funny. Which asshole shat in my garden

[SushiofDoom18803]

What in the name of FUCK did I just watch...

[biggumsmalls]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have Alzheimer's

Cheese on toast

[xb0pfyx]

my new pick up line.

*pulls duct-tape then raises eyebrows*

[lankyman77]

roses are brown

violets are brown

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS SHITTING IN MY GARDEN?

[o0urbad0o]

im looking for treasure.. can i search your chest?

[REDNATOR1]

192 people actually tried this in real life

[DemwOriginal]

@REDNATOR1 Didn't work...

[SammyBob89]

@504KennyRemix arrow in the knee*

[504KennyRemix]

i used to make girls give me handjobs but then i took an arrow to the knee

[SyMoNyTe]

roses are grey

violets are grey

i think im color-blind...

[razeezar]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

And I like to chase dwarfs

and smack them with a thong

[skuaheadbrad]

rose r red voiolets r blue, i have so u should check to

[kaceyscape]

fuck the gay jokes

get in the fuckin van.

[RewinD2YuGioH]

Roses are red

violets are blue

you better run away

cuz im about to jizz in you

[DarkFrostxX]

Roses are r... NO

[jlosmom]

roses are re....

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[kahutec]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm positive for herpies

You should get checked too

[richster720]

....i tried it =[

[QweazyHD]

"Is this seat taken?"

2:10 lol

[Stelle8790]

My teacher asked what i wanted for christmas... I said i wanted a Hammy J.

[FailAccuracy]

Roses are red

My name? it's dan

the sun, it's bright

lets get a tan

[311i0t]

Roses are grey

Violets are grey

I think I'm colourblind

Fuck

[RajonRondo913]

@311i0t lol im colorblind :P

[imachristianiloveGod]

The guy on the right is cuuuuuuute ^^

[LittleMissJmoo]

@chikenexpress36 lol another thing acting like a 6 year old because you're "cunt this, fuck that, ugly this ,ugly that" rightio then. LOL oh god you make me laugh ..Please do not reproduce yourself , if you do please make sure you do it with someone who has brains, since we don't want dumbarses breeding do we?

[Reverbalize]

@LittleMissJmoo you're so retarded, i swear

[LittleMissJmoo]

@chikenexpress36 i did nothing wrong.. from you though insults galore , lol thats what my problem is ..You claiming you did nothing, but all you have done is insult. Hearing this clip over is more torture than anything.When you claim you did nothing wrong in future, well perhaps don't insult people..Stupid is as a stupid does?

[LittleMissJmoo]

@chikenexpress36 ohhhh i did nothing wrong " what type of abuse do you understand" geez we have a reallll winner here people

[themanbutters]

Holy shit! These guys are Australian? That's fucking sweeeeeeet.

[LittleMissJmoo]

@chikenexpress36 also abusing and insults, is a common factor for being a dumbarse when they have nothing else , to offer to the debate...So thank you *clap clap for the douche*

[LittleMissJmoo]

@chikenexpress36 Since when did i give you shit for no reason? When somebody swears and abuses and insults, you don't expect the other to come back at you with something? Lol so i guess in all HONESTY once again you proven to be the idiot.Reply again? im waiting..Least this is more funny then this sorry excuse for a video..If i want to hear you speak , i will ask for it, till then..bye

[LittleMissJmoo]

@chikenexpress36 LET ME REPHRASE YOUR MEMORY " QUITE IRONIC YOU SPENT GRAMMAR WRONG" YOU STARTED ON ME, AND YET HOW THE HELL DO YOU "SPENT" ON GRAMMAR...next time rather then coming out looking like the "i didn't do anything wrong"mind your own business.You're the one who started on me with your swearing and your fuck this and cunt that.So quit being a little bogan and perhaps use that brain of your, if you want to get your STUPID point across..Are you done yet?Do you have any more moron reply's

[LittleMissJmoo]

@chikenexpress36 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED ON ME YOU LITTLE DWEEB .. SO FUCK OFF

[LittleMissJmoo]

@chikenexpress36 and in honesty yes get a life.If it has nothing to do with you, and im entitled to my thought on how shit this clip is..Deal with it, you see me having a big cry because you like and use the line? No .. soo grow up and insulting over a stupid thing like this , only leads to you looking like the STUPID TOSSER one...

[LittleMissJmoo]

@chikenexpress36 I didn't read a word of that considering all i see is, fuck, cunt, stupid.Bogan much?

[thebird51]

roses are brown

violets are brown hew to a shit on my garden

[ilikecheeselollol]

roses are grey

violets are grey

i am dead

and colourblind....

[metalsk8r56]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Strangers have the best candy

Age doesn't matter

[lolablerants]

Roses are red

violets are blue

I have alzheimer's

cheese on toast.

[lolablerants]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Some poems rhyme

This one doesn't.

[LittleMissJmoo]

@chikenexpress36 why are you so upset? Did this pick up line not work for you? I can think its a poor excuse for a youtube video, its quite boring, not even funny..Sorrrryyy if that offends you..Get a life..

[Rockstapopolis]

Roses are red,

Violets are red,

Trees are red,

My fucking garden is on fire.

[Millsiak]

i used to write poetry on youtube... then i took an arrow to the knee

[dasarislavo]

wtf



[calvinn99]

I like lemons

You like lemons

We both like lemons

So lets eat some lemons

[DaViLiLLOnS1]

pivon!!!



[jaywall9095]

173 people tried this

[alexr8395]

roses are red

grass is green

open your legs

and put my head inbetween

[koreya211]

Roses are red

Violets are gay

you smell like ass

now go away

[LittleMissJmoo]

Its good to be funny, when you look you're acting its kinda lame!

[TheWorldOfEdWould]

@LittleMissJmoo It's even better when your spelling and grammar is as awful as yours.

[LittleMissJmoo]

@TheWorldOfEdWould and yet where is your grammer? lol

[LittleMissJmoo]

@TheWorldOfEdWould i forgot to add the word " like" "when you look like" so really its not a matter of bad spelling or grammer, since there is no bad spelling..Its a matter of missing one word to make it sound like gibberish..

[davidpholtz]

roses are violet

violets are roses

i forgot my meds

SHIT fuck DICKS

[Koba4329]

roses are red

violets are blue

... hi

[stickysteevohhh]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

you got big tits

I wanna suck on them too

[pedropistolas18]

ROSES ARE RED

VIOLETS ARE BLUE

PULL YOUR PANTS

DOWN AND PASS ME THE

LUBE.

[pedropistolas18]

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE PULL YOUR PANS DOWN AND PASS THE LUBE!!!!!

[xMissTequiLa]

I Love You Danny! <3

[squizz222]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Why the fuck

Did they name them violets?

[Piedude50000]

roses are red

violets are blue

when you stand next to me

i get horny for you

[familyguy3313]

Roses are red

NOW SUCK MY COCK

[Jakk325]

Violets are red,

Roses are blue,

In soviet Russia,

Poem reads you

[suzsiz]

Roses can be Blue

if you want them too

Violets are purple

Can I be your turtle?

[xLeFeu]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a gun

Get in the van

[GunnerArchie]

@xLeFeu Very original, never heard that before...

[willhar30]

roses are grey

violets are grey

i am color blind

fuck my life.