Heeee, Sten owns all. It's a good thing the Warden can't romance him, or he'd probably do more damage in one night than the Darkspawn could in the whole game
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do i get morrigan in the story? cos i found her when u do the ritual thing(were oyu got to go to the woods and get the stuff from the cupdoard thingy) but i cant get her were is she?
You get Leiana in the tavern in Lothering. I actually missed her on my first play through. I've made sure to get her everytime now haha. First thing I do when I get to Lothering lol!
I get a feeling that there's a good chance he's just being a real smartass to Morrigan to get her to shut up. He is after all one of the more sarcastic party members.
I have a good sound system on my computer and usually don't need subtitles while I play nor do I like having them on. I know that not everyone plays this way and not everyone has a great sound system either. I was playing through the game normally and happened to catch this by chance, I wasn't even thinking about uploading it or otherwise at the time so the subtitles were turned off as usual. My apologies though, I've put the conversation in the info for those who can't hear it.
From what I remember this one happens last, so the one with Sten telling Morrigan that Qunari mating is deadly should be before this one. I can't remember if there was more before that though =/
The best way to repel Morrigan is to use a combination of reverse psychology, a serious tone of voice, and the thought of destructo-nookie.
Sten=genius!!
addicted2mako 2 months ago
<3 STEN <3
Yseulte 3 months ago
Anyone else notice the shakiness of morrigan's voice after he said "yes"? I think she was thinking "Oh shit..." XD
Firan25 3 months ago 6
Sten. Pwns. ALL!!!!
SonRyu 6 months ago 2
I love Sten. His compliments are so honest and yet back handed.
Hauraunah 6 months ago 2
Was Sten serious?, I would be..
andaran 7 months ago
This is the most epic conversation in the history of Thedas.
taitai907 10 months ago 2
OMG! that was soo GOOD!
go sten :D
kamasanin52 10 months ago
Sarcasm? Sten? wat.
Masterpivot292 10 months ago
wow i cant believe i almost missed this, sten is jus an awesome character n he always has his back up answer......... no .lol
MrAgod92 10 months ago
Maybe Alistair should take some tips from Sten
GeneralAlphaShark 11 months ago 4
Win.
mbbell23 1 year ago
haaha Sten Strikes Back!!!! :D:D
greatviking13 1 year ago
Haha! He totally grossed out Morrigan!
RobertThe5 1 year ago 2
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c1cssource 1 year ago
Epic Win!
aineishere 1 year ago 2
LMAO
MistressDracona 1 year ago
The bitch is in a romance with me and tries to suck stens cock when im there!
SkInHoUnD 1 year ago 15
Qunari women are fucking roughneck
jsh78mang 1 year ago 2
OMG I LOVE YOU STEN XDD
kyoshoro 1 year ago
wow sten is one kinky bastard
taurnilancalimon 2 years ago 5
Oh hell yeah! Sten was gonna wreck that!!
I died laughing...
frigidchick 2 years ago
god!!! i love this vid!!! wahahahha!!!
rounsian 2 years ago
I'm gonna learn that to dissuade people lol, ...How strong are human teeth?
flickeries 2 years ago
Heeee, Sten owns all. It's a good thing the Warden can't romance him, or he'd probably do more damage in one night than the Darkspawn could in the whole game
Anglomachian 2 years ago 72
Sten is awesome. Especially in the ending: "Where's the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie..."
arthaskiller 2 years ago 4
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do i get morrigan in the story? cos i found her when u do the ritual thing(were oyu got to go to the woods and get the stuff from the cupdoard thingy) but i cant get her were is she?
diamondboy9 2 years ago
@diamondboy9 Keep playing. You'll get her.
kalennighteyes 2 years ago
so ill get her in the story?
will i get leliana in the story aswell?
thanks :P
diamondboy9 2 years ago
You get Leiana in the tavern in Lothering. I actually missed her on my first play through. I've made sure to get her everytime now haha. First thing I do when I get to Lothering lol!
kalennighteyes 2 years ago
ok thanks :P
diamondboy9 2 years ago
Wow Sten is a damn S&M freak hahaha priceless.
MJSpiritual 2 years ago 7
time lol
kingred111 2 years ago
I get a feeling that there's a good chance he's just being a real smartass to Morrigan to get her to shut up. He is after all one of the more sarcastic party members.
hanzo661 2 years ago 68
@hanzo661
very perceptive
infernalone666 1 year ago
@hanzo661 and yet he says everything with absolute dead seriousness lol
Crashandburn999 7 months ago
@Crashandburn999
He's just really good at smartassing to the point where he doesn't even need to change his tone.
hanzo661 7 months ago
i think i just found out why Sten isn't a romance option XD
DinozaurKid 2 years ago 14
Well, Morrigan was just verbally PWNED!!!
KiraKuchiki2 2 years ago 18
lmfao, you would need to pry his face from her with a burning iron bar to stop the mighty nuzzling.
rofl
trikky1234 2 years ago 14
PWNT.
Dookon229 2 years ago
omg .. I really need to change my party up .. that was great!
burrdturgler 2 years ago 4
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why dont you have subtitles on, god damn it do you think im a bat i cant hear this shit
coscientology 2 years ago
I have a good sound system on my computer and usually don't need subtitles while I play nor do I like having them on. I know that not everyone plays this way and not everyone has a great sound system either. I was playing through the game normally and happened to catch this by chance, I wasn't even thinking about uploading it or otherwise at the time so the subtitles were turned off as usual. My apologies though, I've put the conversation in the info for those who can't hear it.
mewrawr 2 years ago
@mewrawr
Chronologically, does this convo happen first or the other one where he tells her that qunari mating is deadly?
th3warr1or 2 years ago
From what I remember this one happens last, so the one with Sten telling Morrigan that Qunari mating is deadly should be before this one. I can't remember if there was more before that though =/
mewrawr 2 years ago
@mewrawr
Thanks, I must have missed that previous one, or something else must have happened.
th3warr1or 2 years ago
Omg I don't think that would be sex. You would have to put "PWND" where "censored" should be lol
sooperlovin 2 years ago 4
Freakin klingons
FlyThruDAir 2 years ago 8