You can't understand the clown? He's just saying "How much wood, could a woodchuck chuck..." What he huffs in order to distort his voice that way, I don't know.
As soon as he said "We're looking for her, SUSAN!" I just pissed myself laughing and probably missed half the review. If there is any reason at all to see this shit piece of film, it's for that line
After watchin over a 100 reviews from you, Zardoz speaks to me "Richard Harrison is good, Brian Thompson is evil!" and...wait a second a golden Ninja appears in my living room "Oh myyy Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood". Oh the Ninja is actually Bennett that tells me that you are a one man force and that we have only 8 more days till Halloween. What ?!
Time for me to let off some steam!
Anyway........
Thumbs up for shitcase cinema for the excellent reviews !!!!!
if I can be serious and say that I could make a slasher flick better than camp blood and or sleepaway camp then I can say that I could make a film better than this.
the fight scene at the lake in camp blood is better than all of this crap.
awsome review shitcase! this movie was really bad, btw i know what movie you should review its called Drive Thru its about a killer clown, its really shitty its that good! lol
Legend of Chun Li is probably worth a review, Film Brain already gave it a bad movie beatdown in fact. MBison looks nothing like how he does in the video game and talks with an Irish accent! What the hell! And there's one part in the film where they include a patented Chun Li move, and its so crap it has to be seen to be believed!
Child's Play is alright. Some of the 6 year old's lines are rather monotone, but he's still good for his age. And Catherine Hicks acts her heart out.
if it's one pound horror dvds that you like i recon i have the cream of the crop, it's called nightmare in a damaged brain, just rolls off your tounge, this film has no properly explained plot...at all, i mean nothing, and the front cover looks like someone took a photo then went at it with paint, aparently it was previously banned and one of the reveiws says "the most repulsive, offensive, degrading, depraved and horrifying film ever made" it really is shit, try to find it if you can stomach it
Holy shit..... this looks absolutely terrible. Seriously, how do the people making these films not realize they are making absolute shit? Do these people actually tell others that they are 'actors'? Or screenwriters? It's a joke. Total amateur shit show. I don't know how you can sit through some of this crap... I know you must pound back a few pints, but still.... just horrible.
First lesson learned, never spend just a pound on a DVD. Especially if clowns are involved. I've only seen one clip of silent night deadly night 2 on here and I'm not sure if you can take it. Wait mute it and dub your own dialoge and it should be good.
excellent review, as always. you probably hate getting requests, but you should do silent night deadly night 2. warning though, you may become braindead after watching it.
Oh mate, that movie contains the infamous "Garbage Day!" line.
You must have at least seen that, but if you haven't, you should honestly check it out, I'm sure it'll have to dying to review the whole movie. It comes from the same holy grail of epicness as "Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" from Troll 2.
Question for Shitcase cinema. How do you decide which films you are going to review each week. Do you have a forthcoming collection or do you pick at random.
I think you should have your own website ("Cinema Snob" style) with a voting button for which films get reviewed.
@MegaPhoenixBird Interesting question. I don't have any plans on what to review really, I have a massive list from people who have asked me to review this and that but usually I just think "I know, how about...". It also depends on what I have access to. Thought about having a website but don't know how to make one. Some guy offered months ago to do one but he disappeared...never to return again! AAARRRGH!
@MetalInstrumentals The really shit ones, like this and Camp Blood, were located in a quid shop. I was hoping to find some crap movies to review and I wasn't disappointed.
@TeamBlackIce Mainly cheap quid shops, just look for awful looking films. Not many but you can find classics like I have in Camp Blood and Grim Weekend.
just looking at clips of this makes my blood boil because it was so bad. Great review. i reviewed this film as well but your input on it is much better.
Anyway, it could just be the edit, but that was a very big reason why I thought this movie wasn't even worth putting into production. Whoever wrote it was probably stoned, or they didn't give a rats ass about the movie. Anyway, thank you so much for reveiwing it. It was a lot of fun to watch. =D
@GomeztheWolf Thanks for the nice comment. Funnily enough, I've discovered the guy who starred as the idiot Brandon Walker also wrote it. What a legend. SUSAN!!!!!!
Wow. I'm kinda glad I made the recommendation. XD I think it's the only movie you gave a 0.5. I hope I haven't given you eye-cancer or something. *gives a pat on the back* But it seems you had a lot to reveiw about. XD
Something that you didn't mention though(but it could be because it's the European edit of the film) is that Brandon gives the twist in the first five minutes of the movie. The girl asks "what are you doing with your friends?" He says "I'm taking them to get killed by a clown."
Private property, lol. He's the hybrid of Bruce Campbell and Ray Liotta. "This fun weekend is no joke...", yes, it is. Do you reckon the "actors" even got paid?
@IggyHazard The sh*ttiest movie ever made is Tale of a Vampire. There's nothing worse than a vampire who stands around reciting poetry about love, all the while he's just a f*cking leach.
I can't tell the two main lunkhead male characters apart. I actually thought the first time you showed them one was looking in a mirror.
pretorious700 1 month ago
You can't understand the clown? He's just saying "How much wood, could a woodchuck chuck..." What he huffs in order to distort his voice that way, I don't know.
Bluesit32 2 months ago
The end bit with Professor Bruce had me laughing so hard I literally fell off the bed. Mind you the rest was hilarious too.
kftc88 3 months ago
please can you review mr jingles?.... that is another shitty movie.
Chilenita2009 3 months ago
12 miles from nowhere lmao
PoisonToothX 3 months ago
brandon looks a lot like christopher nolan :o
mattbusfi 4 months ago
As soon as he said "We're looking for her, SUSAN!" I just pissed myself laughing and probably missed half the review. If there is any reason at all to see this shit piece of film, it's for that line
ScottOrKaze 4 months ago 5
You are the best.Period.
sandymaniac 7 months ago
AWW YOU MAKE THIS SOUND FUNNY HITS THE SUB BUTTON!
kenntracie 10 months ago
Nothing went right for "Bruce" after the Evil Dead's hahaha - classic review again man
lordginge2010 10 months ago
Still better then Twilight LOL
JackWProductions 1 year ago
After watchin over a 100 reviews from you, Zardoz speaks to me "Richard Harrison is good, Brian Thompson is evil!" and...wait a second a golden Ninja appears in my living room "Oh myyy Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood". Oh the Ninja is actually Bennett that tells me that you are a one man force and that we have only 8 more days till Halloween. What ?!
Time for me to let off some steam!
Anyway........
Thumbs up for shitcase cinema for the excellent reviews !!!!!
derbukowski84 1 year ago
You should review a movie called '' Dead Clowns"; its fucking awful.
Reanimator9210 1 year ago
if I can be serious and say that I could make a slasher flick better than camp blood and or sleepaway camp then I can say that I could make a film better than this.
the fight scene at the lake in camp blood is better than all of this crap.
what ever.
hobocamptheater 1 year ago
this fucking review is hilarious
IDMWEIGHTSIDM 1 year ago
I saw basketcase on your little list. DO IT :D
Thisismytrollingface 1 year ago
I love these reviews mate - you rule.
Thisismytrollingface 1 year ago
personaly i think you are the best crap movie revewer on youtube
SADOWCLAW123 1 year ago
the black paper house is totally mystifying and confusing... like, what the heck ?!
AlcoholLevel 1 year ago
awsome review shitcase! this movie was really bad, btw i know what movie you should review its called Drive Thru its about a killer clown, its really shitty its that good! lol
Deviantman91 1 year ago
Mr.Shitcase thanks very much for accepting my friend request I am new to youtube as a reviewer and long live these funny reviews.
seanjeaici 1 year ago
@seanjeaici No worries mate, thanks for your kind words.
shitcasecinema 1 year ago
SHITCASE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
crazykane2006 1 year ago
Wow, a 0.5 out of 10! I don't know if there is a film that exists that could possibly get a nought.
And what a return for Bruce! Very good.
oliverscott2007 1 year ago
Legend of Chun Li is probably worth a review, Film Brain already gave it a bad movie beatdown in fact. MBison looks nothing like how he does in the video game and talks with an Irish accent! What the hell! And there's one part in the film where they include a patented Chun Li move, and its so crap it has to be seen to be believed!
Child's Play is alright. Some of the 6 year old's lines are rather monotone, but he's still good for his age. And Catherine Hicks acts her heart out.
oliverscott2007 1 year ago
Hey, you should try American Psyco 2, one of Mila Kunis early works.
das81 1 year ago
While this film does look pretty abysmal, I still believe that nothing is going to top The Room by Tommy Wiseau.
GinkoArtEX 1 year ago
if it's one pound horror dvds that you like i recon i have the cream of the crop, it's called nightmare in a damaged brain, just rolls off your tounge, this film has no properly explained plot...at all, i mean nothing, and the front cover looks like someone took a photo then went at it with paint, aparently it was previously banned and one of the reveiws says "the most repulsive, offensive, degrading, depraved and horrifying film ever made" it really is shit, try to find it if you can stomach it
RazWar44 1 year ago
Holy shit..... this looks absolutely terrible. Seriously, how do the people making these films not realize they are making absolute shit? Do these people actually tell others that they are 'actors'? Or screenwriters? It's a joke. Total amateur shit show. I don't know how you can sit through some of this crap... I know you must pound back a few pints, but still.... just horrible.
GunHed17 1 year ago
Great stuff mate! Nice to see Prof.Bruce!
wakeylad107 1 year ago
I'm sorry we export these movies to your land. Our landfills just can't handle the stress.
Anrkist713 1 year ago
great review watching this film feels like a grim weekend
mannygatillo 1 year ago
First lesson learned, never spend just a pound on a DVD. Especially if clowns are involved. I've only seen one clip of silent night deadly night 2 on here and I'm not sure if you can take it. Wait mute it and dub your own dialoge and it should be good.
AximusPrime81 1 year ago
excellent review, as always. you probably hate getting requests, but you should do silent night deadly night 2. warning though, you may become braindead after watching it.
reservoirdog666 1 year ago
@reservoirdog666 Had many requests for that film. I've never seen it personally. I'm sure I'll have to one day ;)
shitcasecinema 1 year ago
@shitcasecinema
Oh mate, that movie contains the infamous "Garbage Day!" line.
You must have at least seen that, but if you haven't, you should honestly check it out, I'm sure it'll have to dying to review the whole movie. It comes from the same holy grail of epicness as "Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" from Troll 2.
oliverscott2007 1 year ago
@oliverscott2007 Yeah, he must do SNDN2, even the 3rd, 4th and 5th!
das81 1 year ago
@reservoirdog666 garbage day
mannygatillo 1 year ago
We're looking for SUSAN!!
TheGreenDanger 1 year ago
Question for Shitcase cinema. How do you decide which films you are going to review each week. Do you have a forthcoming collection or do you pick at random.
I think you should have your own website ("Cinema Snob" style) with a voting button for which films get reviewed.
Just a thought.
MegaPhoenixBird 1 year ago
@MegaPhoenixBird Interesting question. I don't have any plans on what to review really, I have a massive list from people who have asked me to review this and that but usually I just think "I know, how about...". It also depends on what I have access to. Thought about having a website but don't know how to make one. Some guy offered months ago to do one but he disappeared...never to return again! AAARRRGH!
shitcasecinema 1 year ago
where do you get all these obscure rare shitty movies??? i have alot of them but only in VHS, and they all have the same shitty atmosphere
MetalInstrumentals 1 year ago
@MetalInstrumentals The really shit ones, like this and Camp Blood, were located in a quid shop. I was hoping to find some crap movies to review and I wasn't disappointed.
shitcasecinema 1 year ago
That guy looks so much like Bruce Campbell.
SG1DRFL 1 year ago
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck? WTF?
jtswhip 1 year ago
"Buy yourself a drink!" - "I had a bloody drink..."
JezRG 1 year ago
Oh dear, I literally ROFL @ 6:40 SUSAN !!!! Argh!
AlcoholLevel 1 year ago
i want the website of the place u get these from
TeamBlackIce 1 year ago
@TeamBlackIce Mainly cheap quid shops, just look for awful looking films. Not many but you can find classics like I have in Camp Blood and Grim Weekend.
shitcasecinema 1 year ago
"Dolls in a fridge" Muhahahaha - that should have been the films title!
luxenfux 1 year ago
That P.O.V. Shot of Bozo and Norman Bates's gay love child, LOL XD.
sfighter991 1 year ago
Thank you for reviewing this! I keep seeing this as a DVD rental and I've thought about getting it several times. Now I won't make that mistake.
Danzigadoo666 1 year ago
awesome review! and hilarious! oh and at 05:37 (if anyone cares) the guy is saying "how much wood could a wood chuck chuck?" wtf
FranksterVideos 1 year ago
just looking at clips of this makes my blood boil because it was so bad. Great review. i reviewed this film as well but your input on it is much better.
virgultravis12 1 year ago
Have you reviewed Nukie or Manos the hands of fate?
ValkiryeMax 1 year ago
Best reviews on the internet keep them coming.
Dookle62 1 year ago 20
alright it's doc bruce.
greyfoxyo 1 year ago
Whoa, the crappy version of Clown House.
das81 1 year ago
Another comment. Sorry. lol
Anyway, it could just be the edit, but that was a very big reason why I thought this movie wasn't even worth putting into production. Whoever wrote it was probably stoned, or they didn't give a rats ass about the movie. Anyway, thank you so much for reveiwing it. It was a lot of fun to watch. =D
GomeztheWolf 1 year ago
@GomeztheWolf Thanks for the nice comment. Funnily enough, I've discovered the guy who starred as the idiot Brandon Walker also wrote it. What a legend. SUSAN!!!!!!
shitcasecinema 1 year ago
@shitcasecinema
Oh wow. I guess his bad acting explains it though.
I have to find my wife, let her stay here! SUSAN!
GomeztheWolf 1 year ago
Wow. I'm kinda glad I made the recommendation. XD I think it's the only movie you gave a 0.5. I hope I haven't given you eye-cancer or something. *gives a pat on the back* But it seems you had a lot to reveiw about. XD
Something that you didn't mention though(but it could be because it's the European edit of the film) is that Brandon gives the twist in the first five minutes of the movie. The girl asks "what are you doing with your friends?" He says "I'm taking them to get killed by a clown."
GomeztheWolf 1 year ago
can u do a horror called Mosquito?? theres some epic bad dialog in it.
LedusZeppelinus 1 year ago
SUSAN !!! @ 6:40 had me ROFL
AlcoholLevel 1 year ago
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AlcoholLevel 1 year ago
ur a Wanker...but i guess its better than calling u a Yank...he he he
keep up the good work :)
nodinitiative 1 year ago
What a shit movie, love the review. Ha ha the professor. But the ginger girl was hot. I guess the point five was for her.
Highice007 1 year ago
they should have called the movie "dolls in a fridge."
MisterRiffley 1 year ago
BullShit Movie! wow 0.5/10 must be 100 th place!
jackmills98 1 year ago
07:23 Huh so you not going to Carnosaur3 that i post that?
jackmills98 1 year ago
@jackmills98 Be patient. It's done. You'll see it soon enough ;)
shitcasecinema 1 year ago
@shitcasecinema Thanks for that can't wait for the Rate! :) !!
jackmills98 1 year ago
@shitcasecinema what you did carnosaur 3? i feel so bad for you, i'm so sorry!
it's not so bad like this one but the worst movie is the room ;-)
schissgring 1 year ago
This looks absolutely awful.
leptonsoup337 1 year ago
Private property, lol. He's the hybrid of Bruce Campbell and Ray Liotta. "This fun weekend is no joke...", yes, it is. Do you reckon the "actors" even got paid?
CanineFaeces 1 year ago
Hi shit case, I think you should torrent your movies instead of wasting your money on this crap, nice review btw.
snipski0894 1 year ago
Basket Case has one of the best music themes ever! The remix version for part 2 is better still.
\8-D
IggyHazard 1 year ago
@IggyHazard The sh*ttiest movie ever made is Tale of a Vampire. There's nothing worse than a vampire who stands around reciting poetry about love, all the while he's just a f*cking leach.
Marena73 1 year ago
@Marena73 Sounds like twilight to me ;)
undeadpriest999 1 year ago
SUSANNNN!
vipersnake2895 1 year ago 15
@vipersnake2895 It's right up there with KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN! and WAAAAAAaaaAAAALT!
leptonsoup337 1 year ago
this is camp blood 2
computermonster1 1 year ago
@computermonster1 It might as well be, aye. Both a load of crap.
shitcasecinema 1 year ago
@shitcasecinema inded
computermonster1 1 year ago
i want to command on this one as this is easily one of the shitest movies, but i am confused
hehabomba 1 year ago