Heather's Vlog: New Moon

[kjkmpmm]

Heather and her Dad are HILARIOUS

[Soni758]

DAAAAAD! Hahahahaa

[theindianhunters]

I hate twilight and Edward should be a ghost in it lol am I right

[theindianhunters]

Edward is not hot even if I was a chick he should be a ghost and twilite sucks I hat it so much I spelt it wrong

[titanicbulldog]

Heather: THAT'S SO UNFAIR DAD!!

Dad: What's unfair is she has to pick and it'a tuff!!!

Lol I died laughing at that scene

[DarkMonster771]

Thats hilarious.

[AlyPriceless]

I never really thought about it until now but Robert Whatshisface's head really is big lol

[XxMissxCometxX]

So what did you guys think of the Volturi?? The italian vampires??

[Diehardtwihard27]

What's unfair is she has dicided and it's tough rofl !!!!!

[moosie159]

They grow a nutsack.

8-O

[TheAmazingScotsman]

1. Pause

2. Unpause

3. Hold down 5

Masturbation!! :p

[TheRose202]

"What's unfair is that she has to decide, and it's tough! ;.;" I lold so hard XD

[SchnauzerBabe123]

you guys are so gay

[vinnynumbnuts]

ha ha! now here's the test: can bearingthedark, who claims on his or her site to be learning and growing in the cosmos about life and joy, hold his venomous desires back from answering me, as he just stated: "i'm going to ignore you from now on..." the absolutely fascinating thing to me is that NOT ONCE did he really address the issue i spoke of. not once. scary like the werewolves and vampires and strieber aliens with rectal probes, etc. ANYWAY, HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE SHOW. PLEASANT DREAMS.

[NyxFTW]

Heather's Dad: ...they GROW the nutsack!

Heather: O:

[msskullface13]

Lol if you ever run into a werewolf piss on yourself lmao that is funny !!!!!

[omgitzsoph1999]

I love heather wenever her dad gets annoying or posses her off her eyes get huge rofl

[qodui]

DAAAD!

[LightningIrving]

I highly doubt this, but does "Brandon" (sp?) even exist? lol? Or does he just exist in name? If the latter is true, why not hire someone to play him? I'm sure there's a talented enough fan out there who'll do it either just for the honour, or relatively cheap, you know, being a fan and all ;)

[linkfreak1100]

i love steel magnolias!

[anddontcallmeshirly]

O.o

[anddontcallmeshirly]

Your 16?

[invaderRay112]

95 people are assholes for not liking this

[itsallgrandandgreen]

female werewolves are called wiffwolves

[essej217]

its the colgate girl!

[TheProjectMJ]

@essej217 Colgate?

[Runeless]

"We have the same built." LOL!!!!

[2MANYCHALENGES]

lies im a werewolf and none of this is true

[TheProjectMJ]

@2MANYCHALENGES ???

[chandler191]

girl werewolfs dnt grow a sack ok and the men dnt tuck there balls they wear an extra pelt on there body tht why so tough and thts why u cant see them extra pelts duh and they ar tough with as many of wolf pelts

[blakscull]

@chandler191 hahahahahaha you are a hilarious little kid.

[chandler191]

@blakscull im not a littlle kid im actly 13

[blakscull]

@chandler191 ... hahahahaha thats great

[4lifetwilightlover]

The breaking dawn trailer just came out you should show your dad btw nice vid made me laugh soo hard

[SEHLACE]

THIS ONE MADE ME CRY SO FUNNY!!!!!!

[ella6713]

i love her face xD 0:55

[angelemnm]

i just saw her on a tooth paste commercial!!!

[hkillrox]

i would bone heather in a fuckin heartbeat

[chelseaoakman]

im a werewolf and your dad lies... alot

[shashi11000]

ha ha ha its make mee laugh  every time i see one of your videos

[amzyereNOW]

-.- i dont know about werewolves but therians dont grow things ect lol xD

[xXMidnightdoveXx]

I love your dad

[samuelsixvids]

Hi, im a vampire. Hi im a werewolf. We are both in love with a not attractive human girl. yep.

[EllieMCullen]

pmsl.

[Sporkzeranza]

her dad reminds me of my ex's dad...

[TheSanguinePoet]

'They grow a nut sack' Lmfao, funny!

[hondurasfan1]

u should read vladimir todd series really good books XD

[CaptainCrane]

@undilin17 SIGH. In about two years you're going to remember you posted that on the internet and be really embarrassed.

[salomon109]

ok, That one was mad funnny !@ haha

[saph2104]

@undilin17 Weirdo.....

[Ares5941]

so all werewolves are boys... damn! sounds like a perfect world to me!

[crazyyungsta08]

i sawher in the new colgate ad i think

[Muffiver]

You make me friggen laugh... and his head is huge. I never noticed before... xD But then again, I never have been a Twilight Fan.

[dakidxtr33m]

Heather is sooooooooooo HOTTTTT <3

[cristianshaydorantes]

the girls have balls to ok,then can you tell me how that thay know it a girl or a boy?

[CharityxKilo]

my god I love her expression when she found out that girl werewolves grow nut sacks too XD

[tuxmascot]

95 people grew nutsacks.

[Dragon837]

Heather;Do they have ballls too?

Dad: They grow a nut sack

I cried lol

[vanishingportal]

LOL GROW A NUTSACK HAHAHA :D

[gotip]

She actually LOOKS like Bella 0.0

[Alleyhellcat]

I agree that Edward's Head is Extremely HUGE!

[omaritorxs123]

this is an insult, and so much bullshit

[pokeplayer935]

When someone says Twilight, I pull out a shotgun.

[brigglerox]

"what about girl werewolves?"

"they grow nut sacks"

=O

[MegaPuggles]

To heather I think that u r awesome ur sexy and hot keep it up!!!!!!!!!!!

[atsgnag58]

@thebeachbabe9703 Ur gay stop copying the lines

[BabyfaceSpart]

vampire my butt!

[thebeachbabe9703]

Dad: "u no, wen ur a warewolf, its physiclogicly impossible 4 u 2 transform outside in da open. u hav 2 b abl 2 tuck ur balls underneath, inside." Heather: "WAT!?" Dad: "I no! its 1 of da horrible things bout bein a warewolf." Heather: "r u serious!?" D: "SumX, dey pop!" H: "Wa-wat bout GIRL vampi- er- not girl vampires- girl warewolves?" D: "Girl warewolves?" H: "do dey hav balls 2?" D: *nods head* "dey grow a nut sack" H: *O_o*

Me: *LMFAO* xD

[XivAlzo]

Can you possibly show us how Fast you can run or do vampires not go so fast? :o

[ashleyDawnRodgers]

Heather,

in the kelly prequil, how were you out in the sunlight with out breaking out?

[LillithDarkwraith]

Nice try dear. I laughed my fkn ass off. Don't worry about me finding you I only drink from donors.

[seluav]

@LillithDarkwraith do i detect a fellow sanguine?

[LillithDarkwraith]

@seluav The modern and medical term is Hematophage or blood drinker. I have hereditary Porophyria and have been taking IV blood products since age 2. I sometimes drink my hematin which is dehydrated human red blood cells and it is reconstituted in sterile water. The Illness symptomatology is what Brahms Stoker used as the traits for his fictional Dracula. This is a very real and rare disease. It is also very painful. Google or Wikapedia Porphyria sometime.

Many Blessings

LD.

[seluav]

@LillithDarkwraith  you and i have that in common. I too, have porphyria. there are not many others i have come across with it. it is a pleasure to say the least! I have actually myself scoured countless bookshelves and found only one book on the subject by a Mrs. Tammy Evans. I would be delighted if you would chat with me more on this very rare subject! best wishes to you my friend!

[JHUMP48]

jeremy new moon is reterted

[ellopoppet078]

go to 0:58 for the greatest face of all time

[ashleysweetestfish77]

i love ur veideos!!!!!!!!!!!<3 ur ddad cracks me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but on elittle question vampires dont have blood they have freakin ice in their body dont they.. and if a vampire had ablood would the vampire want to eat her or him slef???????????/

[gaaraofsand34]

I think I would piss myself regardless if I saw a werewolf. D:

[butterflychick808]

Omg I'm a vamp lover and I have fangs but edward is fugly!! Ewwww y him his forehead comes out so far and he looks like he was hit in the face with a baseball bat and looks kinda like a retard

[Nyu25able]

lol wow...Stupid wolves...! :P

[PavelBici]

ashley greene!!! you look just like her i wanna fuck both of you at the same time!

[sunlandproductionz]

1. Pause

2. Unpause

3. Hold down 7

Enjoy :)

[mycheetah10]

@sunlandproductionz hold down 3!

[RRRRRRodriguez123]

0:58...funniest face ever!! LMAO XD

[Luckycharmsyummy1]

are you a real frekin vampire? and if you are cool, right

[seluav]

@TheChazza1121 nein I AM! seriously.

[TheChazza1121]

@seluav r u german or something?

[seluav]

@TheChazza1121 a fourth

[TheChazza1121]

@seluav u dont make any sence wotso ever so soz but yeah.....

[seluav]

@TheChazza1121 i make plenty of sense... im a fourth german... whats there not to make sense of?!

[TheChazza1121]

@seluav whats a fourth german?????

[seluav]

@TheChazza1121 as in i am one fourth german...

[TheChazza1121]

@seluav sorry but i really still dont get what is a fourth german??? basically r u saying that u r german?

[seluav]

@TheChazza1121 ja... yes im german

[imanarwhalduh]

LOL he looks like Ace Ventura (:

[RayBay516]

Dad: They grow a nutsack

Vamp: :O

[gothgirl359]

Hey weren't you on that one Gravedancers movie? It really looked like you..........lolz

[KaijuKing]

sterio types not true about werewolves course vampires have to be ugly in the summer. grr

[ellye73]

"you piss on the ground and roll in it" lmao:D

[LilAntiSocial]

This vid is funny but im a girl werewolf and i donot grow an extra peace thnk u very much....werewolves and vamps can get along my mate is a vamp.. ^.^

[MinnieMadeIt]

Steel Magnolias? ROFLMFAO

[snackhamstergold89]

imma vampire to heather

[Kitteepaws90]

I love that she pokes fun at his head, cuz that motherfucker DOES have a boulder for a head!!! I knew it wasn't just me!!

[Sgtknuckles101]

heather i am a vampier too heather you rock

[hookie118]

0:58 heather's face priceless XD

[MotherTeresasCunt]

Show us your tits!

[WJFuntingworthIII]

@MotherTeresasCunt You first.

[brapbrapmove]

LMAO!

[superfanofdasiy369]

she change into a vampire!!

[MoniqueorUnique]

This was to effin funny! OMG

[Scenegirl37]

He does not have a gog head xD!

[LaDeeDah36]

@Scenegirl37 gog head?? lmao

[Nuageux33]

HAHAHA he does have a big head hehe.... thats funny! ... i hate Twilight...

[Calex55KH]

ugh yeah I have to do that when I turn into a wolf and I don't eat piss *shiver* lol

[SkitzyLizzy]

As a fellow female vampire, I would like to know what you do when you have your period.

[shamrocksmurf]

Heather, come back!! Where are you? I hope Buffy didn't get you :o

[Phoenixtear101]

"Big-headed guy" LOL I haven't heard of that before. Showing this to my friend.

[poopdodo123]

"ya have to piss on the ground,then roll in it."

[dontfreakinimme]

Is her dad Ray Liota?

[xoxoxRaquazaXDxoxox]

poor heather :/ buffy doeznt seem so bad now huh?

[Hylas19]

"They grow a nut sack" LAMO!

[chandler191]

@Hylas19 no they dnt noooooob i am a werewolf noooooob ok noob so they dnt grow a sack they say tht becuse they are being haters of wrewolfs

[witchady14]

can the cullens poop? like ive always wondered that. they only drink blood they cant sleep. so can they use the bathroom like they never show them going to the bathroom. so can they???

[witchady14]

heather is in a tooth paste commercial! yay heather!

[yangobango]

Werepire

[DeeTee1990]

@yangobango Vampwolf

[VagabondPriest]

insta-subscribe for her expression after "They grow a nutsack"

it's like a real version of the 8O face in Awesome Center, my mind is blown

[lengthenthedays]

her dad looks like lost weight. has he been drinking blood light? lol i know im retarted. i get bored i love heather. she's actually the cool vampire

[shamrin705]

"If you ever see a werewolf, you have to piss on yourself."

[willenny09]

lol hey grow balls to and they pop XD

[HeLLzYa33]

This is hilarious. xD <3

[BabeGirl4LifNo2]

Who said that this is enter-tain-ment?

[Weezerlover94]

lmao, she's suppose to be 16, but in real life shes like 33 xD

but she does look REALLY young.

[44cfh]

they grow a nutsack.... ahahaha

[MsRagdoll14]

Imma werewolf...i dont have a ball sax...

[TheTheAverageGamer2]

@MsRagdoll14 go to a mental hospital ;) U NEED IT!

[MsRagdoll14]

@TheTheAverageGamer2 lolz i know right!

[qodui]

I really really love you I want your freaking autograph.

[twilightfans03]

lol i love this and the movie xD

[xoxoALWAYSxoxoAV3RY]

hey i'm your friend on facebool and oh hey Heather!

[Music1uv3r279]

"Like the big headed guy?!"

lol

[LittleZappey]

holly crap your dads funny

[Mp52Mp10]

She's sixteen? LOL she looks so much older than me...

I guess she's seventeen now but that means we are the same age !

[revilo178]

@Mp52Mp10 no way she's 16. Rather 26.

[Weezerlover94]

@revilo178 Yeah, in real life she is 33

[Weezerlover94]

@Mp52Mp10 in real life... Shes 33. Yeah. But she still looks real young for her age.

[MrUKVlog]

Only in america!!! 

[AUTUMNLINDSEY1112]

Is it just me or does she look like Ashley Greene a lil bit?

[spiderlily21]

ha ha your is such a dork I feel bad for you that you actually had to sit through this 

[xxepziikaaxx]

your dad is funny

[MEBforce1]

I love a free media.

[spiderlily21]

I'm so glad I'm not a vampire so that my dad wouldn't force me to watch these crappy crappy movies

[smartndumb101]

At first, I thought this blog was some crappy thing that was made by a moron who thinks they're a vampire. But you've proved me wrong. So wrong. And you don't like Twilight! It secured the fact I was wrong.

[MombasaNightTrain]

I have my own children but they are not with me cause I gave them to my parents to be taken care of and safe from their abusive father when I left him and knew I couldn't take care of them on my own just yet. Honestly i think I'll leave then with my folks because they have grown attached and just try to them so I'll just probably visit and talk to them on the phone so they no mom still loves, and cares.

[abbysnailx1]

heather, i fucking love you. (no homo)

[alycat387]

robert pattinson is ugly as hell I don't see what some people see in him, for goodness sake he looks like a hobo

[SaraMarieSmith1]

"What's unfair is that she has to decide and its tough!"

[OtakuGamer01]

nooo! pattison is not cute, he's an ugly goofy looking pasty faced english guy, Heather can do soo much better!

[Tbrandy123]

wheres her youtube????????

[KuliJens]

love heater's face at 0:59

[GreenPencil305]

@KuliJens 0:47 is funnier.

[KuliJens]

@GreenPencil305 not really..

[GreenPencil305]

@KuliJens Why not?

[xoxoxRaquazaXDxoxox]

hahahahaha i love her dad!!!!!!!! XD

[blakout231]

its funny how Twilight just ruins vampires but these 2 make them awesome again

[fofe18]

you know, when you're a werewolf, it's physiologically impossible for you to transform outside in the open. you have to be able to tuck your balls underneath inside...sometimes, they pop.

[MrMonkeybean]

I know his head is big , and he is ugggggggggggggly

[iLisaYOU]

OMG

Made my morning <3

LOLOL

[XxPnuemaxX]

Id love to see more Heather vlogs.

[Shanoply]

you are a legend :L

[TheElephantLover23]

Edward might have a big head but he is so FINE!!! TEAM EDWARD!!!!!! <3333333

[TheMegaWassup]

@TheElephantLover23 You know it!!!

[witheringgirl]

HEY - where the hell are you chick?

[Metroid02099]

The new movie already came out! Where's the new Heather's vlog?

[jmonkey1112]

you guys need to make more of these videos!! there hilarious!

[cubanaBRODERR]

- you piss on thee ground && roll in it.! lmfaoooo; wow pops is fckn hilarious.!!! ((:

[gangster5life]

ur hot

[heathercampbellshott]

omg ur hottt