Dr Cox Top 5 rants

[Chubsticks]

122 people are unpotty-trained labradoodles

[jb420]

man falling off a cliff is my favorite. it's not as over the top as some of his other work, but it doesn't need to be!

[TheBansheeBomb]

dr cocks

[319jandres]

Nooooooooooouuuu!!!!!!!!!!!

[bloodstainedsmiles]

I have a labradoodle :)

[ffiinnrroodd]

Who's gonna tell my mom?! Fuckin' hilarious:-D

[Gateway7262]

Together you both make one barely passable docter....slash labradoodle.

[wantsomecake328]

how the musical rant wasnt number 1 continues to perplex

[heathi51]

slash labradoodle.

[heathi51]

and... how... is that... working... out.... for ... you?

and the fat lady cries waa the end

[WhoaMew]

Well... The -3333 was supposed to be a heart but OKAY!

[WhoaMew]

Musical rant-3333

[silentrain1203]

God i love this man in the most homosexual way possible

[mspinney203]

Your vid went viral on China

[scolton4life15]

ya scarlet..your cheif resident too..

...uh what now?

LMAO

[74uki]

wich episode is the one with the musical episode

[Roozmusic1]

@74uki it's called: my musical

[74uki]

@Roozmusic1 thanks



[coxeroney]

number 2 wasnt really a rant

[ihussain81]

Isn't it amazing how all the way from season1 to season 9 DR COX NEVER AGES....GODS DONT AGE

[JustinMs66]

you're cropping these clips short!

[moldycheeseism]

6:30 slash labradoodle

[moldycheeseism]

I watched every episode of scrubs, and if you haven't watch one NOW! scrubs is amazing...

[DanielA7693]

They should publish that book of rants that JD made Perry in My Finale.

[moldycheeseism]

@DanielA7693 absolutely

[booonersoup]

the one where Dr. Cox tells Turk he isn't black should at least be an honorable mention.

[booonersoup]

#2 isn't even a rant!



[lesiolbn]

00:54 best laugh

[wiccanXexodus]

jefa fa?!

[TheBansheeBomb]

dr cocks

[tigerbeaches]

It's the white shadow from boondocks

[CGodfrey1995]

2.17 Janitors Overture. One of the most moving musical pieces i have ever heard.

[14Nightstorm]

The musical rant is the best!!! XD

[MultiCreativeWriter]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo......pft!

[magnum567134]

my favorite dr cox rant I think is the one with the patient who was tanning too much and he ends it with "Have a great day. You look like a purse" That scene's hilarious

[XXPrincessMidna]

If someone is standing in front of me in the line at the coffee shop and they can't decide what they wanted in the half hour it took to get to the register, I should be allowed to kill them.

[TeenGemini01]

This is a bit like Spongebob and Squidward to me, :P.

[snoke57]

i don´t wanna be a doctor

just great :D

[peppermint23]

does anyone else find the musical episode really annoying?

[xnbentari]

@peppermint23 yes! very..

[ninetailedfox579121]

@peppermint23 Personally, it's my favorite episode. :P

[74uki]

@peppermint23 no



[peppermint23]

@74uki yes

[74uki]

@peppermint23 no

[TheHoleEffingShow101]

@peppermint23 Yes. That's actually the only episode I didn't like from the entire series.

[Poofenten3799]

@peppermint23 i only like the Guy Love song, but ur pretty much right.

[CalumAJ99]

@peppermint23 personally, it's one of my favorite episodes, if not my absolute favorite.

[TinaB1990]

WHY DO YOU HATE ME WHEN I SHOW YOU NOTHING BUT LOVE?? WHO'S GONNA TELL MY MOM?? AND WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH 10, 000 JOHN DORIAN CHIEF RESIDENT BUSINESS CARDS?!

lol...best breakdown ever!!!!

[mas6o0ol100]

i just LOVE how he says 'Labradoodle'

[cartens33]

Where's the one to Lester Hendrix?

[Rex0142king]

I miss the old Scrubs episodes. :(

[lauallred]

"Oh that remindes me, last time Kim was in town we got appletinis and poured em' on our good parts!" haha

[biggingeryeti]

The musical episode was the end of Scrubs for me. I just couldn't watch it.

[lonnie727]

121 people had their porn sites cancelled. (yes I am attempting to pull off a top comment and probably just totally blew it by stating that fact when I was already damning myself by having no real cleverness in this comment and only copying other peoples ideas. Totally)

[knightofjustic]

i wonder what the guys are actually saying during the musical episodes. are they just talking to each other in rymes

[KingHarkinian]

Screw programs like '*insert country'* 's got talent or anything similair, Dr. Cox and Janitor all the way!

[HARDY1818]

Never, not in a million years, absolulety not, no way Jose, no chance Lance, nyet, negatory, uhm uhm, nah nah, uh uh, and of course my own personal favourite of all time : man falling off of a clift, NOooooooooo ... err doctor cox .. PFF

[MissLeopard28]

The Janitor actually has a good singing voice!

[OptimisticHater]

LOL!

1. Put on transcribed close-captioning(The cc button).

2. Watch video.

3. ???

4. Profit.

[49redskies]

This is way better that Grey's Anatomy :)

[QBazed]

He is an amazing actor!

[DavidThaGoona]

janitor should go for a singing career

[imagineloveneverdies]

If the Librarian at my school was a doctor.....

[Killenwolf]

How does Cox not kill Jd?

[SerjSongsROCK]

3:43 for dan and his snack :D

[lbrinin1701]

I love how Dr Cox is constantly preaching about responsibility, initiative and accountability. Its a message I need to hear and am grateful to hear it

[herman78genus]

What episode is it when it's jd's last day as intern or something and cox says: The only difference between today and tomorrow is that when you come here tomorrow and start killing people the can't say it's no big deal he's just an itern (resident or whatever) what they damn sure are gonna wonder is who tried to educate your sorry ass. And when that finger points at me i better be in a coma from the last time you tried to hug me.

[seanirons]

"NOOOOOOOO

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....

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Pfft"

[DCUniverse43]

How is Labradoodle #2?????WTF!!!!

[jakecr997]

thatjanitor is 'so dam talented'

[lbrinin1701]

i love "man falling off a mountain" LOL!

[ANotSoPerfectStorm]

Wouldnt of JD sang his partin coxs rant?

[TheGirlNextDoor7714]

Still. You're not ne-he-hearly as bad as her-

Lol, best part of the song

[TheBubalooza]

Bumper budiesssss :)

[DXcellence718]

this man is GOD :O

[somebody1993able]

does anyone wonder whether the girl herself sang? I would think it would be difficult not to when you hear everything as a musical.

[Eville]

Amber theeeeeeeiseeeeeen

[MrAcarine]

TheWaynelds sounds kind of elitist. It is harsh to call janitors "worthless".

[MausTanker]

Bring back the porn!!!! BRING BACK THE POOOORN!! !

[xXAGSEDXx]

Lol, at 4:35 and 4:50 the sweat moved??

[somebody1993able]

@techlogi8 forget what I just said that was JD's imagination

[somebody1993able]

@techlogi8 just in case you still don't know there is a Cox as a noobie video

[somebody1993able]

JD and The Janitor might have been on and off friends if it wasn't for the penny in the door.

[TheWaynelds]

@somebody1993able The janitor is jelous of J.D. because he's younger and he made something decent of himself instead of a worthless janitor. I'm suprised the janitor got married later on in the show. What girl in their right mind would want a guy who's a janitor cmon!

[somebody1993able]

@TheWaynelds I wouldn't go that far, he may be a little jealous but its not like he hates all doctors, there was one he liked a lot but JD got him fired because his methods were old. As for Lady(or whatever her name was) maybe she liked his personality she seemed nice enough and I doubt she avoided conversation with anyone based on their job. Plus we find out later the penny thing was true.

[advocate319]

At least he's honest about that $4 :P

[MrBobo9921]

at 1:56 am i the only one who noticed that JD isnt singing

[kool44ification]

If you dislike something why watch it in the first place?



[Leprechaun889]

I love the dr Phil impression and the man falling off a cliff

[LyDiaROXS]

congratulations we'll schedule your test this afternoon... lol. <3 dr. coxx.

[snoke57]

the second half of place 2 is not dr cox its the janitor

[Hafwaffy]

"I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left, and it be called 'Bring Back the Porn'." XD

[scrwedupgirl]

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!

[synisterseven]

@scrwedupgirl suck mah balls!!

[scrwedupgirl]

@synisterseven okay, present them

[buck7216]

JD: every time you call me a girls name i die a little inside

DR Cox: look janus ,denise tiffany,amber LEEEHEEESSSSAAAAAAAAA

XD too funny

[wartom111]

Its your hair, your nose, your chinless face, you always need a hug not to mention all the manly appletini's that you chug, that you think im your mentor just continues to perplex and OMG stop telling me when you have nerdy sex

[buckeye1613]

Perry, What the Hell?

[MCB400100]

@buckeye1613 You find this the best part in this video? -.-'

[DeaththeSpaz]

i love the first one with the end "so i can afford the anti-depressants that make me so damn jolly -creepy laugh-" 

[MCB400100]

@DeaththeSpaz yeah that laugh is so funny xD

[Martastik04]

1:17 "doctor's cock's huge"

[hektikethnik]

JD: "Wait, so if we're both going to be chief residents why didn't you just say that from the beginning?"

DC: What, and miss your hall of fame hissy? Not on your life."

[Sev394]

Janitor has a beautiful voice lol

[Joeyal123]

do they still do new Seasons of this ?

[gatorgurl7]

@Joeyal123 No they don't

[Joeyal123]

@gatorgurl7 that sucks

[gatorgurl7]

@Joeyal123 Ja :(

[97nighthawk]

@Joeyal123 no they dont 

[BlackLionFilms]

"The two of you make one barely passable doctor... slash labradoodle"

LOL

[filks123]

the best ever episode of scrubs has to be the one where everyone sings it's so funny :)

[AngryAtTechnology75]

if they removed porn from the internet there would only be one website, and it would be called BRING BACK THE PORN

[TheNeoParody]

and the big fat lady cries WAH

[SomeKindaSpy]

lol, the last one was truly the best.

[Fogadoodledoo]

... and the fat lady cries, wah

[irviirv]

I think dr cox should be te new boss on the office.

[shawnmalki]

@irviirv MAKE. IT. HAPPEN. NOW.

[Bleed4aSmile]

keep pressing 7 for her to have a seziure lol

[sparrow2202]

the last one is lame

[ushievans]

LOVE the musical onee :)

[SomeOneWeerd]

Together the two of you make one barely passable doctor. slash labradoodle XD

[tattoofreakofnature]

@SomeOneWeerd what and miss your hall of fame hissy? not on your life.

[weirdalien26]

I'm totally obsessed with Dr. Cox, he's my hero <333

[Allzthedevil]

Heck yea, #1 was the best xD

[EdNewey654]

thumbs up if u found this video by typing "dr cox" into youtube

[herman78genus]

TO ALL SCRUBS ADDICTS!! What episode and season is it when dr cox does a major rant and then eillot doesent understand so he comes back and says something like "Because you should never disturb...." then jd says he is the( whatever it is) so Elliot says YEAH I GET IT.

Thanks a lot if you have any suggestions!

[trekmaster2]

@herman78genus My Blind Date' (s01e12)



[Arbaz1704]

@herman78genus watch?v=56M5k4biDt8 you're welcome :)

[pazmaster59]

@herman78genus wow that was so detailed right there that i actually pictured myself wherever the fuck you were trying to mention

[herman78genus]

@pazmaster59 Sry I'm not english speaking so i'm having a hard time figuring out if your being sarcastic :P

[EpikHater]

Good God in Heaven, newbie, there are just so very many ways for me to say this to you. Never. Not in a million years. Absolutely not. No way, Jose. Not a chance, Lance. Niet. Negatory. Mm-mm, nah, uh-unh! And, of course, my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off of a cliff: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo­... PFF!

[Firestar345]

The Janitor has a pretty good voice. . .

[ProjectOmega05]

To be honest, has anyone had Cox's #1 rule ever happen to them? Damn people in coffee shop lines.

[lukyganesh]

i laughed at all the dick jokes

[ILiveForScience]

3:12 Doctor Cox is checking her out.

[DogoHalibar]

Oh... Yeah... COX!!

[Schmidteren]

what an epic show it was... cox and the janitor was freaking awesome! :p

[damnedbirds]

ITS BE A MAN TIME

[CoCantz]

Gorram! I hate that stupid musical episode

[iShiftyNL]

@CoCantz i loved it but that woman was annoying

[Spyker619]

@CoCantz Best episode ever.

[twinkieqqq]

WHAAAAM

[alexurdo007]

WHY DO YU HATE ME WHEN I SHOW YU NOTHING BUT LOVE????

WHOS GONNA TELL MY MOM???

AND WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH 10,000 JOHN DORIAN CHIEF RESIDENT CARDS???

hahahahahaha that was the best thing ive heard lol

[desverguenzajena]

116 people need a hell of a rant

[cooljayi22]

116 people where offended being called labradoodle

[Mownmbasa]

7:05 starts the best part!!

[Zantaer]

Why does the title say "Top 5 rants" when there are clearly 6 rants in the video?

[wowthese]

where is the rant about how carla isnt funny???

[ughfup]

The Musical Rant came from a very... sad episode.  The end was quite depressing.

[maraseea]

@ughfup i didnt watch the end.. what happened?

[ughfup]

@maraseea At the end, after the woman is operated upon, she realizes that she really misses the singing voices in her head.

[Viperflame08]

i do have 3 questions tho.....Why Do You Hate Me When I Show You Nothing But Love , Whos Going To Tell My Mum and what the hell am i spose to do with ten thousand john dorian cheif resident buisnes carrddssss!

[Bdjohnst]

116 people didn't want to be doctors.

[ILuvDrizzt]

I always flinch at 6:50. I wish I could whistle like that.

[desverguenzajena]

Can someone please tell me what Kelso says at 4:26?

[csesmftw]

@desverguenzajena "You are entering a Joe Piscapo lookalike contest?"

[desverguenzajena]

@csesmftw I'm laughing my ass off! Thanks a lot!

[csesmftw]

@desverguenzajena No problem!

[esotericfilms]

ahahaha GO!

[madvegan66]

0:56 Best laugh ever!

[RazeBlader18]

i thougbht it was funny when he said "not to mention all the MANLY appletinis that you chug." Couldnt believe he said manly instead of girly. LOL.

[mugencpu]

@RazeBlader18 sarcasim!

[RazeBlader18]

@mugencpu i thought so. theres no way he would make that mistake. lol. :)

[mugencpu]

@RazeBlader18 dude dr. cox is always on his shit 100 percent XD

[RazeBlader18]

@mugencpu lol. He sure is. I wonder if im ever going to meet a person like that. :)

[Varunm19]

why the hell isnt season 3 episode 1 rant included??? thats the best!!!

[cons2298]

what episode is rant 1# from?

[cbrme97]

I liked that one rant where dr cox is yelling at him!

[haydenfan05]

116 people have two thumbs and dont give a crap

[yankman22]

My 10th grade math teacher was exactly like Dr. Cox. Ironically there was a girl in the class named Carla, but she was dumb. Whenever she asked a question like "I dont understand how a^2+b^2=c^2, he would say "Carla if you were to go up to anyone and say that you would be considered the DUMBEST person on the face of the earth so much so that even Einstein would smack you across the face and you still wouldnt get it." That was the only redeeming quality he had

[soccerboss19]

In number 2 dr. Cox is drinking Panera bread coffee :)

[OnestarWazHere]

THE NUMBER ONE RANT HAS MY NAME IN IT! YES! YEEEESSSSSSSSS! HA HA!

[TheFirstLiquidVideos]

OMFG they still havent take out my 9th stitch those fucking noobs

[jml2009l]

Never, not in a million years, absolutely not, no way jose, no chance lance, nyet, negotoray, um um, eh eh, and of course my own personal favourite man falling off cliff NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..............­.......pufffft

[dustyman987]

@jml2009l lol my favouret rant